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moeman: you called for a B.A.D. parody?
In lieu of the PP woes and our TFS's
recommendation to his teammates to "Just shoot the puck",
here then, is (sung to the tune "Just Play Music") ~ SinMtl
Just Take That Shot
Move your feet and touch pass on, get that puck down in the zone
Just take that shot now
I don't care what team it is, CH pp’s total suckage
Just take that shot now
I don't need no pretty plays
I don't need no perfect box
I can't stop every giveaway
Can't score without taking a shot
Druid don't need a perfect spot, that just results in a block
Just take that shot now
I'll turn up my game a notch if Sauce gets there in the slot
Just take that shot now
If they hit you, roll with it
Do your job and lift their stick
Grab the puck and fire it off
Just like good old Vodkov
Do you have to play so tame?
Do I have to call you out?
Do you have to dump and chase?
Can Dish skate it out?
Take a good look at KidA
TFS is trying to tell 'em:
“Get yourself in that blue paint
“I stop the pucks, you pot 'em!”
If you just pass and pass in fits
Pretty soon, they’ll intercept it
If you need a defenseman
GM’s got the cash to spend
Move your feet and touch pass on, get that puck down in the zone
Just take that shot now
I don't care what team it is, BBQ’s shot scares them to shit
Just take that shot now
Is is cuz of Captain K?
Do we have to swap him out?
Do we have to clone KidA
Or pull Domini out?
It don't have to be set plays
Leko’s trying to score 'em
KidKo finds those passing lanes
He’ll set you up, you score 'em
Does SCHlem have to play so tame?
Can JB get the puck out?
Does LB have to dump and chase?
Can Dano skate it out?
Take a good look at KidA
TFS is trying to tell 'em:
“Get yourself in that blue paint
“I stop the pucks, you pot 'em!”
Just take that shot now, just fucking win boys!
I won't refuse it, but you could lose it
Just fucking win now, stay on that feeling
Don't you lose it, stay on the staging
Just take that shot now, FHFans won’t refuse it
Just fucking win now, sound
Just fucking win now, for that Bell Centre crowd
Just fucking win now, show them Coyotes now
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