GYFHGWinItForJuce!
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Two-consecutive-game-winning Habs vs. broken but battling PHlyers. No Giroux means RDS will have one less sploogefest. Yes, I'd have one too if he was a Hab. No PHronger, so no elbows to the head (cuz he's tall ya see). No Schenn, who PHucking cares except CotU yokels. No Gio, no MOEmaN, no Diazling. No problem cuz (Y)emelin is back to increase his hit totals. TFS™, Colé, DDD, Tits all playing still nice. Blunden is in to maybe bash a bunCH of shrinking laviolettes. Previews from rds, tsn, nhl, CotUyokels. Now juce, take a deep breath, make a wish, blow out the CHandles and tell us the puck drops at or near 7h30ish. Now put the batteries back in the smoke detector.
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Warm your tush and tootsies.
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Nice Kate
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Naughty Candice
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Xmas Gift #2, this one is for all 4HFers.
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Nice Kate
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Naughty Candice
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Xmas Gift #2, this one is for all 4HFers.
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G Y F H G !
Obliterate the PHuctards.
ReplyDeleteGO HABS GO!
Pronger, Schenn and Claude Giroux out with concussion/symptoms. Moen is questionable for tonight and Habs called up Michael Blunden.
ReplyDeleteI will be in attendance tonight and looking for a much needed strong performance against a top team.
ReplyDeleteGYMFHGGGG!
We can do this.
Die PHucktards Die!
Bonne Fête juce!!
ReplyDeletemoeman, Merci infiniment.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Juce!
ReplyDeleteMoe,
Prime rib is $3.99 lb in Metro this week.
Happy Birthday Juce - Let's hope you can celebrate with a Habs win. This is a game that should really tell us a lot about where the Habs really are. They have been fucking around with all kinds of things - excuses, lineup changes, injuries, assistant coach re-shuffles and even a trade for a leaf cast-off - but we're starting to get into the real money games. A win against the Islanders doesn't really tell us much. But a bad loss to the Phucken Plyhers certainly will. I'm gonna call the Kaberle trade after tonight's game, because this is where he needs to show us he's worth 4.25M - in the big games where he's gonna be pressed a little more and hit a lot more.
ReplyDeleteSo Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
Thank you Moey & Kmaxx.
ReplyDeleteWe did beat Phucktards 5-1 in October but they won 3-1 November , both wins had home ice not sure that made a difference (especially this season).
Kmaxx, the HABS are gonna give me this one today.
GO HABS GO!
happy bday juce! may you get a 5-0 win over the PHucktards. or a 1-0 win. or any win basically
ReplyDeletefor those who haven't seen the awesomeness of Bryzgalov last night on 24/7, here it is. the real good stuff is at the 1:10ish mark
Bonne fête juce! Amuse toi!
ReplyDeleteGYFHG
Happy Birthday Juce!!!
ReplyDeleteApparently, Diaz is sick and therefore out tonight. Emelin in. Makes me wonder what would have happened if Diaz was fine...
@29, @Hadulf, @iRiRi
ReplyDeleteThank you,
I'll take any win.
@Mr.n, Lucky you, see if you can punch JM for us while you're at it.
Clamp down on that rum punCH, long weekend begins now!
ReplyDeletemoeman,
ReplyDeleteSo thoughtful of you. Thank you.
I would take the batteries out of the smoke detector, however, some very cute guys dressed in firemen's uniforms recently installed a new one for me and the battery lasts 5 or was it 10yrs?, see, getting too old to remember.
GYMFHG!
juce, maybe have some of those handy firemen on hand in case you need a helping hand.
ReplyDeleteReload the page to see a special gift for all.
ReplyDeleteOMFG
ReplyDeleteI re-watched his Anaconda movie a couple of nights ago. It should be up there with the Killer Tomatoes or some of the Chuck movies.
I'm lookin forward to tonite, to a three-peat.
Go Habs.
moeman, maybe at least half a dozen to help blow the candles.
ReplyDeleteMake sure a couple of them are holding onto a hose.
ReplyDeleteI will be having nightmares about The Hoff's banana hammock. yeesh. not even Kate, Candace and Bar can wipe that vision. i need more research I guess
ReplyDelete29, Hoff's bag of marbles is for juce. Use the handerpants as part of your researCH. It may not skew the results but less chaffing is guaranteed.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday Juce!
ReplyDeleteFuck the Philthy Phlyers.
@the Matitmer, thank you.
ReplyDeleteAnd no thank you.
By the way moeman, gotta admit, I like the MM pic.
ReplyDeleteJosh says he's not worried about his contract.
ReplyDeleteRemember last night when I commented (live) that Bs mcquaid kneed a Sens. Shanaban says GFY, he's a broon and gets of scot free. Fuckers.
PHuckers have Bob in net.
ReplyDeleteBirthdays always made better with the Hoff. Happy birthday juce.
ReplyDeleteheh, remember when Lego was fined for boarding a whining LA player? $2500!!!
ReplyDeletemcquaid deliberately knees a Sens player, gets the same fine.
bettman seen sucking jacob's cock 24/7. Soon on HBO!
moeman,
ReplyDeleteMcQuaid got a token $2500. fine just to make look like something happened.
tainted, dirty, protected broons.
@N31, thank you very much.
ReplyDeleteA guy with the name laviolette, calls a guy named Claude, clod. Dumbass.
ReplyDeleteSeriously? Some other dude just got like 3 games for the same damn thing...
ReplyDeleteHey Shanny, your bias is showing. Might wanna zip it up.
Can,t believe that phucken broon only got a 2500 fine - what a joke!
ReplyDeleteNow DTFP!!!
Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
I think we should change his name to Broonahan.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Kmaxx,
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
juce, have the firemen hosed you down?
ReplyDeleteGo Gorgeous Gorges!
ReplyDeleteNot yet moeman, but I have them on standby.
ReplyDeleteOf fuck, cris lee, estie!
ReplyDeleteok let's get this over with
ReplyDeletethis game will be on HBO next week. we better make it good
ReplyDeleteDelish tikka masala ce soir.
ReplyDeletehit the fucking net at least on the PP. yeesh
ReplyDeleteWas there even a shot on that PP?
ReplyDeletejuce, quit snapping suspenders!
ReplyDeletePHronger out for the year. Watch me squeeze a tear.
ReplyDeletegame over
ReplyDeletePHuck off talbot.
ReplyDeleteFUCK.
ReplyDeleteAbout time Lee got into the game...
ReplyDeleteCrap. Same old same old.
ReplyDeleteWatch these stupid broon fuckers qualify that a broon deserves no less than 'lowering his skate'. bettman start snowballing shanahan with jacobs' jizz.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDOamIPSSs0
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snowball
Actually - that was a classic FULC move on Kab's part
ReplyDeleteMilk it!
ReplyDeleteWhat...5 on 3...is it time for KaKaBOOM?
ReplyDeletePleXXXe!!
ReplyDeleteok, maybe not
chris lee!
ReplyDeletenice call Chris Lee you fucker
ReplyDeleteFuck.
ReplyDeleteStreaming the game from CKAC, it's even more stressful...SCORE!!!!! PleXXXe!
ReplyDeleterds, 'le pauvre monsieur lee'.
ReplyDeletePHoque off.
Fucking Chris Lee.
ReplyDeleteFuck me motherfucker...
ReplyDeleteCome on fuckers! SCORE dammit!
ReplyDeleteKnee somebody already!
ReplyDelete@moeman - apparently, that's what Cole tried on Bobby the goalie...
ReplyDeleteChris Lee is a dick. That wasn't obstruction!
ReplyDeleteSquid has no more business on the ice on the PP...Fuck Fuck Fuck!!!!!Get him off!!!!!
ReplyDeletemeh
ReplyDeleteBench Squid, for shizzle, NAO!
ReplyDeleteTypical lee period.
ReplyDeleteOh. And Talbot closed his hand on the puck in the crease. Where's the penalty shot?
ReplyDeleteSquid needs some handerPants!
ReplyDeleteMartin is a fuckin' disgrace! What the fuck is he doing with Squid? he must have played all that penalty - just to drop on one knee and miss the fuckin net. Mutherfucker - stupid fucking cock! GodDAMMIT i CAN'T FUCKIN BELIEVE HOW FUCKIN' STUPID THAT LAST COUPLE OF MINUTES WAS!!!!!
ReplyDelete@moe - Squid needs more tape on his stick so he can put some weight in his shot...FUCK.
ReplyDeleteWTF?? Fucking rip-off prick ref. That was a goal.
ReplyDeletetalbot clampdowned on that puck.
ReplyDeleteSorry about the caps...I was pissed and hit them by mistake - I'm better now...
ReplyDeleteInstant 4HF pole:
ReplyDeleteSquid for grabovski (aka the bitCH!), straight up?
Only non-Habs get penalty shots it seems.
ReplyDeletePricks.
I get to vote twice, both yes.
ReplyDeleteKmaxx, no worries, I thought caps were appropriate.
ReplyDeleteSquid needs some Hoff pictures. Truly they are inspirational.
ReplyDeleteI hope HBO sends Chris Lee a thank you gift for the wonderful (horseshit) drama he provided.
Holy puck, Jamie Oliver just made a jerk+marmalade+rum glazed ham. Wow!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.danyrioux.com/blog/en/chris-lee-the-most-incompetent-referee-in-nhl-history
ReplyDeleteAnyone else wonder why rds isn't sucking as much lightning & LeCave dick?
ReplyDeleteMoeman - No! We already have one FULC (actually we probably have a couple if you count Gill but I'm not going to for the time being...Grabovski is a classic FULC and he wouldn't do a thing with the Habs - a team like the leaf makes someone like Grabovski look good because of how shit they are overall. To be one of the leaders on a the leaf is somewhat akin to being the best tasting light beer in the Beer Store - when all is said and done, you're still wasting our time...
ReplyDeleteOk, about 1 min left in pp. let's do it in spike of Chris Lee.
ReplyDeleteGYMFHG!
Thxx Kmaxx. FWIW, I was being a sarcass.
ReplyDeletejuce, any fires burning?
heh, players looking at each other until lee declares his justice. Fucking fool.
ReplyDeleteCole skate in the crease. No gaol. Voracek punches TFS™ mask off. Whistle while you work.
ReplyDeleteToo soon to suggest someone spike lee?
ReplyDeleteD D D!
ReplyDeleteEat shit lee.
Take that Cris lee you fuck!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDDD!!!
ReplyDeleteWasn't Colé's shadow in the crease?
ReplyDeleteDDD!!!
ReplyDeleteOuCH.
ReplyDeleteLooked like obstruction.
ReplyDeleteFFS WHY DO THEY HAVE TO MAKE IT SO HARD
ReplyDeleteSo... The exact same "obstruction" to Price is allowed. Fuck you Chris Lee.
ReplyDeletemoeman, just burning with rage at that useless POS Lee.
ReplyDeleteSo Cole stands next to Bob and the goal doesn't count - whoever the fler was runs Price and their goal counts...Fuckin' Lee! At least he's consistant...
ReplyDeleteC'mon fuck score a goal!
ReplyDeleteSomeone explain why Webber was on the last powerplay?
ReplyDelete@Kmaxx, Diazling is hurt.
ReplyDeleteTAM up 3-2, rds will spleuge in 3, 2, 1 ...
ReplyDeleteSweet Loulita's 1st NHL goal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLLB!!!!
ReplyDelete(WJC dude) LOUIS! LOUIS! LOUIS!
ReplyDeleteLOUIS!!!
ReplyDeleteFuck you chrisleel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletelouie louie,
ReplyDeletejust for you on your b-day juce
The crowd is giving me CHills!
ReplyDeletejuice must be on firel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLebrow!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNice dive eh lee?
ReplyDeletemerci ti-cul.
ReplyDeleteI'm catching up, paused it and went for a snack.
Thank god for PVR!
Although, he coulda smiled, or maybe JM put him on notice.
ReplyDeleteand fuck you Lee.
ReplyDeleteGOALIE FUCKING INTERFERENCE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE ASSHOLES
ReplyDeleteThat goal is on Squid - fuckin useless right and because Martin insist on letting him play his way ouit of the shit the Habs won't make the playoffs!
ReplyDeleteKonopka for Webber? Straight up?
ReplyDeleteAlso, with scumbags sycophants like shanahan and lee, is the nhl the most incestously incestous bunch of incestous fuckers or what?
Kmaxx, he has to bust out eventually.
ReplyDeleteFuck you lee you sick fuck. Its a goal no matter what you fucking say or want to say, you fuck.
ReplyDelete3-3.
Fuck off with the review!
ReplyDeleteCole!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDo ALL of our goals have to go through extra screening? It's like they keep looking for reasons to wave them off.
ReplyDeletefuck you cris lee. it's a fucking goal asshole.
ReplyDeleteI love Cole. And Pricey of course.
ReplyDeletelee needs the review or he has some serious shanahanish snowballing to do.
ReplyDeleteMoey - the over/under on the Squid "breakout" is currently 28 March...
ReplyDeleteWow, split second penalty call by, wait for it, lee. Its like he is wired to shanahan or bettman for a virtual daisy chain of fuck.
ReplyDelete@iRiRi, "Do ALL of our goals have to go through extra screening? It's like they keep looking for reasons to wave them off."
ReplyDeletethey = lee
juce, still snapping firemen suspenders?
ReplyDeletethe goal is good
ReplyDeletejuce, the firemen scored?
ReplyDeleteI believe in assholery, conspiracies against the Habs not so much.
ReplyDeleteKmaxx, assuming we make it to the dance, that's a good time for him to heat up.
moeman, I've suspended the suspenders.
ReplyDeleteThe goal is good. The DD penalty (after DD was tripped a few times in the faceoff dot himself) is buuuuuuuullshiiiiiiiit.
ReplyDeletejuce, did the multi-layer cake need a ladder?
ReplyDeleteDamn, just over 4 sec, they get a penalty, then we have to blow it and get one too, couldn't ya just fucking chillax!
ReplyDeleteN31 knows, lee had nothing to call but once again had to leave his stain on the game.
ReplyDeletemoeman,
ReplyDeleteNo, I'm pretty tall.
Like Moey, I agree conspiracies are far fetched but methinks chris fucking lee has an NHL HQ wire up his ass (and likes it).
ReplyDeleteCammy just needs my world famous chicken soup to cure what ails him. People have survived Ebola after ingesting it's magical properties. I made a batch this week. I'll get it off to him ASAP. Problem solved.
ReplyDeleteMoey - agree but with him getting 20m+ a game you really want most of the money going on the under...and right now it isn't I'm afraid. Don't get me wrong - I love Squid (not like you love Squid obviously) but I guess I come from the old school that says if you are a goal scorer you score goals or you sit on the bench - can't even remember off hand when he last scored.
ReplyDeleteMoey, secret ingredient in da soup?
ReplyDeleteEnough of this already, go into the 3rd and take them out!
ReplyDeleteMr.n, go slap that useless POS behind the bench, there's still time!
@moe - asshole's running the show tonight. A starring role in next week's 24/7 for sure.
ReplyDeletemoe,
ReplyDeleteChicken. My lips are sealed.
Kmaxx, firstly, let's get one thing straight, I love Squid, but not in the same way I love my Souray. I'm a one man woman.
I agree, he's been a bit of a tosser so far. JM won't bench him and I can sort of understand it. It's not like they have a ton of offense anyway. Might as well hope for the best.
Sorry Moey - never meant to disrespect the Souray love...my bad!
ReplyDeleteAck.
ReplyDeletePronger was a nightmare to play against but I would have taken him on the Habs any day. The guy is as tough as nails, he really has to be in bad shape to sit out the season and playoffs. I hope he's going to be okay.
ReplyDeleteIt's okay Kmaxx, all is forgiven.
ReplyDeleteHabs' Zone: wide open for point shots and back door plays. Surprising Phucktards don't have 10 goals tonight.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Emelin gets a face full of stick. Quota must be up.
just for the record...3.00am - I'm still here...really hoping it's not in vain!...
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
chris lee 4 - Habs 3
ReplyDeleteCalisse|!! Night all
ReplyDeleteThanks Moeman
Happy B Juce - sorry about the result
Merde.
ReplyDeleteNight Kmaxx.
ReplyDeleteRobbed by Chris fucking Lee, you PRICK!
ReplyDeleteFuck
ReplyDeleteOk Fireguys, put me out!
ReplyDeleteThanks for making my birthday entertaining moeman, you have my heart.
ReplyDeleteU R welcome juce.
ReplyDeleteAlso, fuck you chris lee, you fuck.
Goodnight all and thank you for the bday wishes.
ReplyDeleteGood night Juce, hope you had a nice birthday. Keep those firemen around 'til morning, not only are they smokin' hot they can be awesome cooks too.
ReplyDeleteSend Chris Lee pictures of the Hoff.
ReplyDeleteSend JMart pictures of the Hoff.
Fuck I hate that asshole. Imagine what Louis could do with more than 5 minutes of ice time?
OK, just got in from the game and can't possibly read 169 posts so, Happy B-day Juce, WTF with the line changes CHocula you're killing so many rushes and our flow...
ReplyDeleteSquid WTF are you doing on the PP and I was like 10 rows up and did not see any goaltender interference.
WTF was PFK doing with that icing with 7 secs to go!!!!
PHuckin' PHucktards! SHIT!
Goodnight.