Un-tie!
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Alright!
Haaa-ha-ha-ha!
Some say, we cannot get to 8th from here,
But we care where they're goin'
Here's to the no red line
Mmm, Lego's stepping over!
Thought you'd never miss Jaro
Till Lars left his Mound City address
Non-stop skater, what a worker
Blue-eyed murder in a five point game
CHange, nothin' stays the same
UnCHained, and he hit the net gunnin'
CHange, ain't nothin' stays the same
UnCHained, yeah a hit with the crowd screamin'
I know, I don't ask for permission
This is my CHance to blog
Maybe Candice ain't enough for you
But it's my turn to Jump! and fly
Thought I'd never miss Lee till he got fat juicy paycheque
Non-stop talker, what a fuckin' rocker
Blue-eyed singer and his hair's still a mess
CHange, RÇ's lines stay the same
UnCHained, hits and pounds from (Y)emelin!
CHange, with Tits & Colé ain't nothin' stays the same
Unchained, yeah Gio's back playin'
(29's What'd i miss Guitar Solo)
CHange, fucking refs, nothin' stays the same
UnCHained, all four lines gunnin'
CHange, LeCave will never be the same
UnCHained, yeah Yzerman wouldn't be Goatin'
Woo-hoo! Take a look at Candice!
Hey woman, that suit is you!
Whoo-whee! We'll get some 4HFun tonight for sure!
Show us what you can do! Hoo hoo hoo!
(Come on Steve, gimme a link)
Hey hey hey hey! One winning streak, comin' up!
CHange, ain't nothin' stays the same
UnCHained, yeah ya hit the ice gunnin'
CHanged, ain't nothin' stays the same
UnCHained, yeah ya keep the Lightning shittin'
CHange, ain't nothin' stays the same
UnCHained, yeah ya fuck RDS' hatin'
Change, ain't nothin' stays the same
UnCHained! yeah ya 4:20 spliffin'
UnCHained!
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Tied in points, Tampa is back to play the Habs, hopefully sans cris+lee and tim+peel. Bell Centre crowd should be rockin'! Get that new goal horn blastin'! Fuck off séparatiste flag wavin'! Previews from rds, nhl, tsn, go Wings!
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Alright!
Haaa-ha-ha-ha!
Some say, we cannot get to 8th from here,
But we care where they're goin'
Here's to the no red line
Mmm, Lego's stepping over!
Thought you'd never miss Jaro
Till Lars left his Mound City address
Non-stop skater, what a worker
Blue-eyed murder in a five point game
CHange, nothin' stays the same
UnCHained, and he hit the net gunnin'
CHange, ain't nothin' stays the same
UnCHained, yeah a hit with the crowd screamin'
I know, I don't ask for permission
This is my CHance to blog
Maybe Candice ain't enough for you
But it's my turn to Jump! and fly
Thought I'd never miss Lee till he got fat juicy paycheque
Non-stop talker, what a fuckin' rocker
Blue-eyed singer and his hair's still a mess
CHange, RÇ's lines stay the same
UnCHained, hits and pounds from (Y)emelin!
CHange, with Tits & Colé ain't nothin' stays the same
Unchained, yeah Gio's back playin'
(29's What'd i miss Guitar Solo)
CHange, fucking refs, nothin' stays the same
UnCHained, all four lines gunnin'
CHange, LeCave will never be the same
UnCHained, yeah Yzerman wouldn't be Goatin'
Woo-hoo! Take a look at Candice!
Hey woman, that suit is you!
Whoo-whee! We'll get some 4HFun tonight for sure!
Show us what you can do! Hoo hoo hoo!
(Come on Steve, gimme a link)
Hey hey hey hey! One winning streak, comin' up!
CHange, ain't nothin' stays the same
UnCHained, yeah ya hit the ice gunnin'
CHanged, ain't nothin' stays the same
UnCHained, yeah ya keep the Lightning shittin'
CHange, ain't nothin' stays the same
UnCHained, yeah ya fuck RDS' hatin'
Change, ain't nothin' stays the same
UnCHained! yeah ya 4:20 spliffin'
UnCHained!
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G Y F H G !
I should probably learn to NOT open up this website when my GF is in the room...
ReplyDeleteCan't wait for the game tonight (tomorrow morning in Tokyo)!
If the phucking refs play by the actual rules this time, we won't be robbed of a game we actually won.
ReplyDeleteGYMFHG!
GO COACH!
Or maybe the zebras will atone for their sins.
ReplyDeleteTweet from Habs website:
ReplyDelete"Cammalleri and Kostitsyn both absent from practice. Gomez on the ice."
I hope this doesn't mean what I think it means.
Emelin back wearing full cage.
GO HABS GO!
GYMFHG!
ReplyDeleteGo Canucks.
Van Halen at the Montreal Forum in the early 80's was the first concert I ever saw - it was during the Unchained era - I personally blame DLR for me being the mess I am...but that is another story for another blog on another day.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to hear shit about Gomnez skating anywhere but Hamilton!
Let's channel people!! We need to see if we can get the Habs to win 2 in a row...Channel People!!!
Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
GYFHG in this time of metaphysical rapture, we need to stay grounded, with our boys, if our boys could understand the hallowed ice they skate on, we would always be in the hunt.
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ReplyDeleteLet the boo birds send Gomez out of town. He has earned that right.
ReplyDeleteGYFHG!
Your kidding right, Gomez is not back?
ReplyDeleteDon't the idiots realize that the team needs to stay focused! Just FUCK THE HELL OFF with your stupid fucking protest, we don't need this SHIT and it makes us look bad to the rest of the world. Enough already.
ReplyDeleteGO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!
ReplyDeleteGO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!
GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!
@Steve, That's all the tweet said, I don't know what that indicates. Why wouldn't Tits and Squid attend practice?
ReplyDeleteOK, apparently this morning was optional for the players and that's why they were absent. PHEW!
ReplyDeleteGomez was just skating.
PHEW!
juce, us ain't them.
ReplyDeleteDryden on fighting
ReplyDeleteAs per what mr. gillis said... the same article is also on Grantland if you prefer not to frequent the leaf-biased g&m.
ReplyDeletemr.gills et al:
ReplyDeleteThe hockey legend weighs in on headshots and the way forward for the NHL
http://www.cbc.ca/video/#/Sports/Hockey/1249236098/ID=2183633641
Number31 also posted a good article last night 10:51 post.
@moeman, Thank God for that.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure 29, who'll be at the game, will provide us with a curb-side report.
ReplyDeleteRemember to look for the half half jersey in the reds.
GO HABS GO!
Its gut check, the people are as good as it gets, and in goal better, so do not fucking lose.
ReplyDeleteI liked that Ken Dryden story.
ReplyDeleteTonight is the single most important game of this difficult season, we must prevail!
If we stumble I fear the flame of what little spirit and confidence the team has started to foster will get blown out and they will no longer believe and they REALLY need to believe!!
Now go and FIGHT, WILL IT to happen, refuse to be beaten, like Squid said CANfidence, feed off Lars, the re-rewed dressing room, the Ken Dryden story...now GYFHG! PHucken' KILL!
The phone booth will be rocking tonight!
GMFG!
Odd. CBC isn't playing the Canucks/Bruins game. Instead, it's alpine skiing. I thought they'd be all over that game...
ReplyDeleteAnyone at the game tonight, if you see "protestors", boo the fuck out of them. Or start a chant for Cunney. That's if they actually show up. Cockroaches.
...Reminds me of that anti-immigration protest I saw on the news. It was like 4 guys who looked like they forgot their white pointy hoods at home. And then they got beat up by 4 other guys hahaha losers.
Also I would like to use this spot to express how much I hate the fucking Ottawa Senators. They bleed points all over the board by taking all their games to OT. Though the fact the Flyers can't outright destroy them is a bit annoying...
ReplyDeleteThe horns will blow and blow and blow when we light the red again and again and again and it will keep blowing and lighting till we reign supreme!
ReplyDeleteGO HABS GO!
Just read the Dryden article and listened to the clip with Mansbridge. Growing up I wasn't a goalie, I was a centre or a winger but my hero was always Ken Dryden. A small part of me died inside when I heard about him running the leaf but I was in the UK and decided that hockey was something I didn't want to follow for a few years. All these years later he remains my idol for a lot of different reasons. All is forgiven. To me he remains the most inspiring professional athlete I have ever come across.
ReplyDeleteNow Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
broons lose.
ReplyDeleteKiller paroday moe! If I could play my guitar at .01% of EVH's talents I'd be happy
ReplyDeleteOK I have begun the pre-drinking before I go out to drink before the game. giddyup
Canucks have triumphed over evil. But don't expect suspensions to follow. I mean, it's the Bruins...
ReplyDelete*parody, obvs. I said I was drinking
ReplyDeleteOnce again the leaf-biased fucks at cbc/hnic show some Canuck hate.
ReplyDeleteI too grew up admiring Dryden, even more so after meeting him a couple of times. One of the few if not only intelligent ex-NHLer that can write extremely well. The fun things is reading all the Dryden bashers and their utter stupidity.
When I saw Kenny skating out in goalie pads for the 100th anniversary bash I was beside myself. I loved him and still do.
ReplyDeleteSo let the Bruin's play lights out and finish first in the East. It means fuck all, as we well know.
We're winning tonight.
@Kmaxx, I am also a big Dryden fan.
ReplyDeleteFor your viewing pleasure.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0bj0KkW1OY
The below are the retiring of Dryden's jersey, there are 5 parts but here are two.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3DxcoVXWzo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAkS36z6ZtE&feature=related
I think my love of #29 is pretty evident
ReplyDeleteMoey you better be right! I am 0-1 this year attending, and I think I was maybe .250 last year. I am not good luck
I'm on the outside looking in. A lot of people are bipolar, it seems.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!
@29 - I will reverse that jinx, every time I break out my barber pole jersey, they win. I'm going to where it tonight, see if I can break your curse
ReplyDeleteOK I'm off to the pre-game drinking at Hurleys after the pre-pre-game drinking at home. Got the new iPhone with me so I'll be checking in.
ReplyDeleteGYFHG FFS!!!!
Have fun i29!
ReplyDelete@juce - every day this blog lives I fall deeper in lust with you! Thanks for the links!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
Progress update - at hurleys, beer in hand!
ReplyDelete@29, jealous...ordering a burger?
ReplyDeleteTaco naCHos and Sapporo.
ReplyDeleteSo if BR's séparatistes buddies don't wave their tiny bleu flags tonight, does Mike Boone still fawn all over elliott fried-man doing a piece on RÇ? Fried-man may be the least offensive of the hnicockroaches but get a towel Boone.
ReplyDelete@29 - Atta Boy! Get 'em in for all of us! Have a great game!
ReplyDelete@29 - will you try get us one of those "in game" interviews like they do on RDS/lBC? Doesn't have to be a player or coach - just the guy sitting next to you...as long as you ask him your question in French and then translate his answer for us. That would be cool! Have another beer and think about it...
ReplyDeleteWait, 29, you're a Dryden fan?
ReplyDeleteOh and I just made burgers for supper.
let love rule, oh if only the libs had picked Ken we would all be barbie
ReplyDeleteIt's gonna be a sober game for me tonight - still on the antibiotics - fuck they better make it easy for me!!
ReplyDelete@Kmaxx, I live for this blog.
ReplyDelete@moeman, Once again, we shall all be eternally grateful to you!
GO HABS GO!
GO COACH!
J.T. has a good article about an ex-Hab supporting RÇ. You might be surprised.
ReplyDeletehttp://habsloyalist.blogspot.com/2012/01/sense-and-sensibility.html
Nucks beat the bruins, woot
ReplyDelete@sTEVE, Yeah, what's up with that? Dryden was a good politician, could have been great. Guess Libs just didn't want to take a chance on a rookie.
ReplyDeleteTook collie almost a week to deal with batch. Took him minutes to support pretzelucic and give him the expected goon broon free ride. Sick fuck.
ReplyDelete@Kmaxx, You`re most welcome, I`ll have a drink for you.
ReplyDeletemoeman, somehow I thought it might be him.
ReplyDeleteWell, I have to profess my fanboy love for Ken Dryden as well. He is my all time favourite Habs goalie. I have a matted and framed picture of him from an old hockey magazine from the spectacular 1971 season. The Habs of the 70's were nearly unbeatable with him in nets. I nominate him to be the next Habs GM.
ReplyDeleteI just watch the early National on CBC and saw all the idiots outside the Bell Centre. Talk about cockroaches.
If were talking about supper, I barbecued some hot Italian sauceges with baked beans and greek salad.
Thanks Canucks! Go Wings!
Went on the goons site to see what I could find on lucy. There was an article titled `the week ahead` that peaked my interest since the article featured a pic of Habs and broons. When I clicked, it said:
ReplyDelete"To access this page, you must be a credentialed member of the Bruins media program."
Sick fucks.
Paul Henderson, Yvan Cournoyer, Vladislav Tretiak to be presented to the Bel Centre crowd whiCH includes/features the fashionable 29.
ReplyDeleteI'm ordering pizza, no cooking for me tonight. But I'm off to concoct a couple of Caesars right after I type this.
ReplyDeleteWhat's on the zza Moey?
ReplyDeleteMoey - with that special Horseradish you use I hope...Hmmmmm!!
ReplyDeleteUnfortunate name of the week - Columbus Blue Jackets goal scoreer from today - Grant Clitsome
ReplyDeleteUm, Fried-man;
ReplyDelete- the issue isn't 'in Montreal', the nut jobs are mostly Quebec City séparatiste media fuckups and rumproasted Morth of Lévis parasites.
- RÇ is class, cbchnic not so much
- get a hair cut
- pjsuck doesn't speak for the Habs or Habs fans, he's a fucking broon hack
- heely nails pjsuck suckitude, nice
Morth = North (was thinking of Moey)
ReplyDeletethe Maritime, Hot italians are the best.
ReplyDeleteKmaxx, That is priceless.
...sausages of course.
ReplyDelete@29: Look out for the protesters!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Juce, I noticed the misspelling of sausages as well.
ReplyDeleteGreat job by Randy Cunneyworth. He will be the Habs head coach next season (if there is one) and will have a smattering of francais as well. @moeman, thanks for clearing up who the nutjobs are outside the Bell. Montreal gets a bad rap for shit they aren't responsible for.
Can't believe I'm actually going to sit and watch this game with a bowl of chips and a coke...haven't done that since...a fuckin' long time ago!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
@ the M. I'll clarify even further (sadly) that some of the nutjobs are from Gatineau. Fucking losers.
ReplyDeleteKmaxx, sipping on it now, horseradish included.
ReplyDeletemoe, just plain old all dressed (no green pepper) for me. Mr. M. has it plain with onion and adds his own anchovies. I only order from two places, Tevere or Romano.
Wow, how low can cbchnicockroaches sink? They send gord stellick to Montreal. SwitCHin to RDS in 3,2,1.
ReplyDeleteMoey, I like Tevere.
ReplyDeleteMy fave combo is bacon, olive (green), onions.
@the M, I was just clarifying my reference to hot italians, did not notice your typo. :)
ReplyDeleteGO HABS GO!
RDS showing the anthems...Qu'est ce qui ce passe?
ReplyDelete"It's the most important game of the season right now." -PatCHes.
ReplyDeleteWell, then. Get to it, boys! Go Habs Go!
Yeah, maybe they're secretly protesting in their own way.
ReplyDeleteRemember, I want you all out of your seats!
ReplyDeleteAaahhh...maintenant je comprends
ReplyDeletemoe,
ReplyDeleteI love bacon and onion too, but no olives.
Okay, let's win this!!!!!!
Love how Tretiak is loved in Montreal.
ReplyDeleteRoadrunner!
ReplyDeleteLookin good Henderson.
ReplyDeleteCournoyer giving RÇ the thumbs up. Mange ça BR!
ReplyDeleteBon match everyone!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
@moeman, we have the odd nutjob down here in NB, fortunately they are few and far, far between. The most prominent is one Jean-Marie Nadeau, head of the Acadien Society. Everytime he gets a traffic ticket he plays the french card, if the officer doesn't speak it first he plays stupid and takes the ticket then gets it thrown out of court. Fucking asshole.
ReplyDeleteThe fans still love Tretiak in Montreal. He loves them back.
Henderson does look good, he's battling a rare form of leukemia. Godspeed.
ReplyDeleteWhat Moey said.
ReplyDeleteAck.
ReplyDeleteI'm not worried. Very similar to Wednesday's game and look at how well that turned out.
ReplyDeleteAttack! Attack! Attack! They're looking too keystone copish right now.
ReplyDeleteThey need a PP. Something. Anything to get them going.
ReplyDeleteAny 29 sightings?
ReplyDeleteHaven't seen any oven mitts yet.
ReplyDeleteHope he's lining up that interview...
ReplyDeleteWell that was a shit 1st period! Hope 29 has a good interview lined up!
ReplyDeletePretty meh period. But I'm drunk so it's cool. Nice ovation for tretiak
ReplyDeleteThey were starting to heat up. C'mon boys!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm buried in a corner in the second to last row of the reds. Tough to be on tv
ReplyDelete29, take your shirt off. Blind them by the white!
ReplyDeleteBlunden!!!
ReplyDeletePatCHEs!
ReplyDeleteIf the Habs win it'll be an all CHarlize post!
ReplyDeletePatches...apparently - I went out for more cola! This sober hockey is bullshit!
ReplyDeleteGotta love really fast on the play refs. Even faster toronto decision. Not saying it wasn't a goal, just saying refs are fucking inconsistent.
ReplyDeleteOK - so this starting to pick up. The Bolts are there for the picking...Now pick!
ReplyDelete@Moeman - Does Blunden have a nickname yet?
ReplyDeleteHow 'bout we call him Blutto then? Everyone cool with that? Great. Done! Blutto it is!
ReplyDeleteWings making a comeback! Go Wings!
ReplyDeleteRed White & Blutto!
ReplyDeleteHabs need another goal soon or they will blow this...!
ReplyDeleteThis is the weirdest game...lots of shit scoring chances but nothing particularly good looking from either team. Habs need another one or else!
ReplyDeleteNice try Blutto!!
ReplyDeleteHoly shit - I'm OD'ing on Cola - it almost makes me feel like I'm blog commenting all by myself...oh wait a sec...
ReplyDeleteThat's an expression I haven't heard much..."La zone payante"...nice!
ReplyDeleteCome on boys...let's get another goal now!
ReplyDeleteGYFHG!
ReplyDeleteD D D!
ReplyDeleteMaybe Colé.
ReplyDelete29 gets us the win!!
ReplyDeleteDDD / Cole!
Who cares who!
win is a win!!
Nice one Patches!
ReplyDeleteMoeman - it's been quiet - but thanks!
No AC for me tonight. Way too sober!
Later!
Moey spoke and the Habs listened. Smart boys, they know what's good for them.
ReplyDeleteFear the Moey!
ReplyDeleteMiss me? wipes tear from eye.
ReplyDeleteAs Tretiak walked on the ice, I had a visitor, paused the game and when I went to catch up, my son called who just go back from South Carolina (or North, I can never remember) from some military training. Anyway, we won, yah!!!!!!
Just the start of many more.
GO HABS GO!
Just realized how much I enjoy NOT seeing Chokula behind the bench anymore. Coach Randy is a much more striking figure and looks like he actually has a pulse.
ReplyDeleteAnd even though I think the Habs dug themselves too deep a hole to get out of it still feels good when they win.
You may be right, but I won't believe it's over till it's really over.
ReplyDeleteFair enough, Yogi.
ReplyDeleteI'm just too practical. Can't help it, it's the engineering discipline kicking in.
Charlize
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