Jan 11, 2012

Its gonna get ugly ~ Habs vs. fuckfaces from Beantown ~ 01/12

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No ratfaced marchand?
Fuck him and his tainted team.
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He can’t fly around tall buildings,
or outrun a speeding train,

the only talent he seems to have
is to leave a nasty stain.
Sometimes I know it bothers him,

that he can’t run or swim or fly,
and because of this one ability,

his dry cleaning bill is sky-high.

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So ya likin' the new threaded comments? I know some of you've fantasized conversing directly with Steve. So ya likin' the ratfucked comment clock? Probably cam neely's doing. Is that fuckfaced broon really in the HHoF? So, ya likin' Squid's loser explanation? meh/euh. Just fucking play hard and show some enthusiasm. After all, its da fucking fuckfaced, ratfucking broons. Previews from rdsisdown, tsn, nhl, cbcRats. GYFHG!
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Fuck the fugly broon,
let's look at some beauty.
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G Y F H G !
(you too Squid)

241 comments:

  1. Mr. natural9:17 PM

    @moeman,thanks for the pics, especially Salma *swoon*

    Is that a baby pic of ratface?

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  2. I think it is ratface's original draft combine training pic. He's even uglier now.

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  3. Hey hey, Brendan Gallagher is now the Captain of the Vancouver Giants! (They traded the previous guy). Congrats are in order.

    GYFH and SCORE SOME FUCKING GOALS

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  4. tsn, labels this 'matter of opinion';

    Despite the fact the Toronto Maple Leafs are currently sitting in a playoff spot, their captain Dion Phaneuf isn't getting much love from his peers around the league. Sports Illustrated polled 161 NHL players asking them to name the most overrated player in the league and Phaneuf topped the list.

    Yet trashes its front page with this label ''WE PLAY LIKE LOSERS'

    Slumping Montreal Canadiens forward Michael Cammalleri has seen his ice-time drop and it appears his frustration is now on the rise. "We prepare for our games like losers. We play like losers. So it's no wonder why we lose," said Cammalleri after practice on Wednesday.

    To me its a matter of opinions. Sick fucks.

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  5. Fuck that shit. Cammy didn't say that, not that I agree with what he did actually say. But on to more important stuff, I know you guys like ass shots but seriously the ass picking/whatever is a wee bit disturbing. Just saying...

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    1. Moey, I was concentrating on the shape of the derriere and missed the slip.

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  6. If I were Cammy I'd stfu considering Larry Carrier is standing on the bench right behind him.

    Oh and Dion Phaneuf is overrated.

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    1. And who is going to take him in a trade with his Gomeresque contract terms. That is the contract that should get the Goat canned. Sharpshooters are whiny and streaky. But that kind of shit in print is locker room poison. He could see a trip to Hamilton in his future, though waivers may be the only way to get a trade with the contract.

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  7. I'm very concerned about tonight. The Habs heart that beats inside of me is saying that they will respond tonight and play a hell of a game and win or die trying. Then reality kicks in and I see another loss by a bigger, stronger, hungrier team. More excuses will follow and invariably some idiot Bruin will do something stupid to give us an excuse not to talk about the elephant in the room.

    Goddamm I hope my Habs Heart is right...


    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  8. Oh yeah - one more thing - Squid - STFU! Stop worrying about dropping to one knee every time you get a pass sent in. Just shoot the puck, hit the net and score a few goals - then the only "losers" will be sitting on the opponent's bench

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  9. Pic o' the day, quite disturbing, crazed, insane and gorilla-like.

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    1. Its a broon. Should be caged.

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  10. ...add ratface and well, it's a fuckin' zoo!

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  11. Yo, 4HFers, like the Reply option?

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    1. Yes! Threaded comments. It's a Blogger miracle!

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    3. And yes...keeps things cleaner, I think.

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  12. "Loser attitude..playing like losers..." Squid needs to be locked in a room with Gorges and have him beat some heart and soul into his sorry loser attitude comments ass. STFU, keep your dirty laundry at home. I can see who the next "come-to-blows" at practice target might be.

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  13. moeman, Noticed it last night along with that smoking permitted sign next to your posts. Different font/size also. Cool.

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    1. I don't smoke, cigarettes.

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    2. That's good moeman, 'cause according to Health Canada, "Cigarettes may cause sexual impotence due to decreased blood flow to the penis. This can prevent you from having an erection."

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    3. Steve says thx 4 da tip.

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    5. Steve, DW40?

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  14. The posted times seem to be out of wack.

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    1. Settings seem fine.

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    2. I'm local Habs time, 8:21am, yourself?

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  15. Yup, settings are set to MTL EST. Blame blogger or maybe Kmaxxx!

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    1. Or maybe its an alternative universe running late.

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    2. Hey Moeman, Don't drag me into your sorted erectile disfunction discussions please...oh hang on - that's anolther thread...time stamps...Oh man - I'm getting confused. Good thing I've started drinking again!

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  16. Sleepy9:50 AM

    You made me think it was Friday, now I can hardly wait for tomorrow.
    For the post win game review.

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  17. I'm sorry for being the debbie downer here (is there a male equivalent?) but I gave up after how we looked like against St-Louis.

    TFS should get a break, soon. Might as well give up this season and rest him, of the almost 40 games left, play Budaj for 15 of those games. Fuck it.

    BenCH Squid.

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  18. Timestamp is off by 3 hours...

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    1. Hadulf knows! 3 hours off...

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    2. Love this threaded comment business! I agree, time stamp for comments is now off by 3 hours

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  21. Unload squid to Anaheim...

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  22. So check out the cover of the new Sportsnet Magazine. Try to stay calm moeman

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    2. pretty sure the article is hidden behind a pay wall for now

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    3. Gare Joyce is going down

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    4. That's a long title for an article...Three words emphasized. Long. Pathetic. Fall.

      SO, if Montreal's fall is those 3 words combined, what should Toronto's article title?

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    5. What the hell kind of name is Gare Joyce anyway? Most likely he is a Habs hater and broon lover. Sick fuck.

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    6. I think Gare Joyce is a train station in abitibi temiscamingue

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    7. Très drôle mr. gillis.

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    8. Me thinks saint chien de bow wow.

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  23. High Glove Side12:28 PM

    time stamp just fine out here

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    1. Testing, 1,2,3..

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    2. No, still off by 3hrs.

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    3. HGS, sorry just saw that you said 'here'

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    4. It is odd, because when you hit Publish the first time, you see the preview of your post, and the time stamp is ok there. But when you hit publish again to actually post your comment, then the timestamp is off by 3 hours...

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  24. Ok ok ok...I re-read Squids comments and tried to keep a objective view (really, I tried). So, I guess RC has 2 options if he wants to teach Cammy a lesson about being the bad apple in the dressing room and mouthing off to the media like that.

    1. BenCH Squid.
    2. Play him for 25-27 minutes against the broons.

    Which one would you pick?

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    1. Let him play the whole fucking game. Apparently he has trouble staying in shape with so few minutes

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    2. Yeah play his ass off and hope he scores a hat trick to up his trade value.

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  25. wow...RDS.ca is actually down!

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  26. Rumor has it that Gio might be out for the rest of the season...

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  27. Here's the SN article.

    Here's the cover.

    Haven't read it yet.

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    As for the timezone/clock issue, it seems to be a blogger thing because MAcs, PCs and iDevices all show the same thing. I might try tweaking settings but your patience will be appreciated. Don't blame us for being late for dinner, dancing or drinking.

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    1. In no way I was blaming you moe. For sure this is a blogger thing...you setup the timezone in your blog posts dashboard and blogger takes over. Dumb Fucks.

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    2. Agree Had. I'll make sure to remind Steve about the time shift during the game comments. I don't want him to miss any beauty sleep.

      Also, too, Sexy Friday will live tomorrow so schedule your, um, viewing time accordingly.

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  28. TFS™ on the All-Star team. Cue the meh/euh.

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    1. Not going to quibble, he Jorges and Cole have been the only all star material this season so far.

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    2. Moeman, I just looked at the all star lineup - WTF! _ There are 6 goalies on the team. What's that all about? How do you have 6 goalies playing in one game for 1 team? TFS should just say no and enjoy the couple of days off he's get.

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    3. maxx-to-the-K, TFS™ can take in all the exciting Ottawa nightlife.

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  29. the Maritimer2:55 PM

    Didn't bother to read the article. Scanned down through it, looked like a bunch of bullshit written by a Toronto centric writer. A couple of comments at the end told me all I needed to know. Fuck all those losers.

    About the Cammy comments. Maybe he is trying to light a fire under some of his teammates asses. Who knows. This team has been ravaged by injuries this year and basically been fucked over by incompetent management. OK, so they don't make the playoffs this year. I'll go down with the ship. Fuck Toronto. Fuck Boston. Go Habs!

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    1. Read the article. If you are an educated Habs fan, there is absolutely no new information. The author does his best to spice up his history lesson with a few Habs jabs but it isn't a total sick fuck piece. That'll be when they do their leaf is a dynasty cover. Also, too, I haven't read a SN comment in over a decade and don't plan on starting any time soon. Too many 'national' sports media sites infilthtreated with dumbaas leaf fans, who aren't hockey fans, just leaf fans, the worst.

      Sidenote - a dozen or so of the original SN hockey board commentators were booted off their site 10 or so years ago. The joint became an infested leaf mostly-only site and anything derogatory to their team didn't sit well. They became known as SNazi.

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  31. Feels much later than lunch, I was getting fucking hungry.

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  32. Clearing the air
    http://canadiens.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=611333&navid=DL|MTL|home

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    1. Squid burned down his house. Tonite while he is laying in his hotel room bed, masked men will beat him with bars of soap wrapped in a towel.

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    2. I think gorgeous Gorges did beat some heart and soul into his sorry loser attitude comments ass.

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    3. When asked by reporters on Thursday whether he felt he was misquoted, Cammalleri said, "I don't have anything else to say today."

      He was also asked whether fans might interpret his comments as a sign he might want to be traded.

      "I love Montreal," he said. "I've just built a house in Montreal. I love playing in Montreal. I think I've had somewhat of a love affair with this city. I know things can change pretty quick – but not for me. I really enjoy it here, my family loves it. I really enjoy what it means to play for the Montreal Canadiens."

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  33. I'm running Dad's Taxi for my kids again tonight. Last run gets me home just after 10 pm (GMT) so that gives me a couple of hours to fall off the antibiotics induced wagon before we pummel the living bejesus out of those fuckin' broon losers fucks!

    Hoo Haa - It's gonna be a great night - I can feel it! Come on people let's get revved up for this tonight. Our Habs need us more than ever!

    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!

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    1. Kmaxx knows.

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  34. Now, GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!
    broons suck suck suck suck suck.

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  35. Refreshed thread. Some text, some pics.

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    1. moeman, That escape button numbered 13 is genius, pure genius, I tell ya!

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    2. It ain't GGenius but I try.

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    3. Hilarious!

      But seriously, Francois Gagnon with his storms in a teacup should STFU. Whenever the Habs aren't doing well, he starts shit. Three years ago it was the tit brothers with the mafia and the Price rumors. The boys and their fans are going through enough emotional turmoil without that crap. WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!!!!!

      Anyway, GYFHG!!!!!

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    4. Agree 100% Moey. The Tits Bro's mafia mud was started by richard labbé of the sickly fucked cybrepresse, aka richard tremblay's cesspool of Habs hate.

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    5. The escape key was great, the TO Fan590 says no way Squid goes this year, Mr Molson to big a pussy. Goat no conjonies and or no authority. At this point who is running this horrorshow?

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    6. Steve, it's not just Squid that's sucking. If you're going to use that criteria then I guess Molson should just scrap the team with a couple of exceptions. Nobody is playing well, Price isn't as good as last year either.

      VW - cursced, just like our team.

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    7. Moey your so correct, this is the same team that challenged for the cup the last two years, but rust never sleeps and I think a lot of rust is now in our cup

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    8. Nice Hey Hey My My ref. Steve.

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  36. So is Lee reffing tonight? Anyone know?

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    1. The sick fucks at NHL.com don't announce it until the puck is dropped.

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  37. What a fuckin' surprise - RDS has bjcock on L'AC tonight - sick fucks!

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  38. Replies
    1. My parents listened to Charley Pride. I have a great love for old country.

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    2. Ditto. Plus Jim Reeves.

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    3. My Dad was Johnny Cash, Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers. I luvs me some country music!!

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    4. Big Cash fan. Big! (Yes, I am padding the comment count)

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    5. I like how with these replies as I can be very late and still add to something, even though nobody will see it.

      All I wanted to say is that I'm a country boy and Hank Jr. all the way

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  39. the Maritimer6:50 PM

    Like I said earlier, injuries, slumps, rookies, it all adds up to a shit year. I lay most of the blame on Chokula and his antiquated fucking "system" that the players had shoved down their throats. They were playing scared all the time. This year is fucked, so throw caution to the wind and play like there's no tomorrow. At the end of the year, get rid of Gomereaha, thank Hal for is service and start the year fresh. Let Eller center the number one line with Squid as his winger and let him grow into the role, just like Anaheim did with a young Getzlaf. Hopefully they stay somewhat healthy and don't start the season with one win in the first ten games.

    I think they'll give the fuckfaces from Beantown a run for their money tonight. Just a hunch.

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    1. Good stuff the M.

      Post #100. Can we hit 200 and call a hot-handed lawyer for some meth-flavoured ice cream advice?

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    2. Ask that again in about 15-20 minutes - we should have a better idea by then...

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  40. No Campoli tonight...Hmmm

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    1. Kmaxx, watching RDS.

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    2. Juce - the stream I use (justin.tv/exou11) is the best I have found. And I can't really stomach a game with non stop Habs bashing or leaf blowing...And it gives me a bit of home and keeps my french as sharp as I can keep it.

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    3. I always watch the games on RDS. I have HD but the scammers (Videotron) say TSN, RDS etc.. are exceptions even if you are a subscriber to HD, so I paid extra or the HD signal for RDS, didn't want to pay for Toronto Sports Network.

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  41. GYMFHG!
    GO COACH!

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  42. TSN comparing the Bruins to the 1977 Habs. Spare me.

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    1. tsn'ers didn't read the SNrag Habs demise article. Also, too, they are too excited about leaf on the all-star team.

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  43. Streaming (audio) the game from CKAC...You'd swear they are the broons station! Sheesh...

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    2. At least the guy on the radio, McGuire I think, is entertaining...

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  44. ok logging on I hope its worth the bandwidth

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  46. Overall not a bad period of hockey. The goal was bullshit so I'll disregard it for now. Not outplayed but also not outplaying them...I'm good for the second...besides, I still have beer left|!

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  47. Timmy the fat ass Thomas has a horseshoe up his fat ass.

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  48. I still say Kaberle shoots like a girl. (no offense, girls)

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  49. Oh Gawd. Leafs/Wings for next winter classic. I guess they'll have to invent another rivalry. What a load of horse poop.

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  50. Hey Boston, fix your fucking boards. I don't know how many times this year I've seen that shit happen in that piece of crap building.

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    1. broons spend their money paying (off) bettman, bribing collie (by letting his son play) and adding piss to the beer they sell to their idiot fans.

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    2. I thought they were fed Rageorade.

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  51. Jennifer Hedegehog. So frigging annoying.

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    1. Yup. Sheeeeeee's baaaaaaack!

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  52. BB sounds pretty pissed off tonight. Carbo is fucked off too...not an uplifting "apres l'une" tonight...

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  53. LOL BB wants Cammy to hit someone. Ha...

    Guess he didn't see him hesitate to swing at that gift wrapped rebound.

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  54. Anyone woke 29 up yet...might need that meth!

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  55. Least exciting Habs vs. ratfucks game in a long while.

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  56. RandyC talking to RandyL with this "oy vey" kind of flair.

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  57. Forgot (earlier) to add to the thread that the Bs = money+shit.

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  58. Guys behind Thomas' net look like they just woke up after 50 beers.

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  59. What is equally weird is that the piss & shit-stained TD (rhymes with (VD) losers are morgueishly ACC-like.

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  60. That'sa bullshit call!

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    1. Wayyyyyy out of his crease, sick biased refs again.

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  61. High Glove Side8:31 PM

    hilarious - rds tracking Cammy TOI like hawks

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  62. not a lot to cheer about, brutal in our own end, pushed off the puck like curling.

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    1. Steve, no pucks in curling.

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    2. There is in Steveland.

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    3. Big stone pucks.

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    4. That have hit him far too often me thinks.

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    5. Pucks vs. Steve's has him confusing broons with brooms.

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  63. iRiRi absent from our line up tonight.

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    1. He is a she.

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    2. Really!...oh shit imagine my embarassment...good job she's not around...sorry!

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    3. Feel better iRiR she.

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    4. moeman told her not to suit up - Mr. Moeman needs to exert his authority from time to time. iRiRi was ill and really hadn't fully recovered so it was felt that a night in the press box would do her some good. Expect to see her back next game.

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    5. Gender confusion strikes again

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    6. It's okay Kmaxx but it's interesting that guys automatically think if you're into hockey you must be male.

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  64. That was a fast period...only 1.30 am and still have beer...not sure why but probably sticking around. If I'm honest (and I mostly am btw) I don't see a Habs goal tonight. I fuckin' hope I'm wrong but apart from Cole, Pleks, Eller, Diaz, Y and a couple others, they don't look interrested.

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  65. Enough with the Cammygate already.

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  66. Cammy's stat sheet is completely blank. He's the only player on the team with nothing. Not even a turnover.

    So my rant was moot. Trade him for Bobby Ryan.

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    1. He shoots from so far out there's no chance of the puck getting through all those fuckface Bruins in front of the net.

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    2. N31, you do realize that The Goat is still the GM. No way he gets value for Squid.

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    3. I saw two rebounds go his way and he ignored both of them. Wee~!

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  67. 6 fuckin' shots won't win you much these days...unless you're playing the Habs it seems...

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  68. Optimistic for the third? C'mon. Surprise me.

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    1. Yeah, GYMFHG and take 'em down.

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    2. The final score will be 2-1.

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  69. Mr. natural8:47 PM

    Three PHuckin' hours to get home, then shovel and wouldn't you know it Habs,much to Evonne's surprised (haven't read a single comment yet...), seem to be in a game!

    How's Squid doing?

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  70. Mr. natural8:48 PM

    ..also moeman WTF is up with the site? couldn't get it to work for the life of me at the office today...

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    1. No changes by me. Blame blogger. Hopefully things are resolved by them.

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    2. High Glove Side8:55 PM

      mr n - me too. I blamed the boss & bum photos

      but I guess not

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  72. Words you'll rarely hear, "Hall Gill leads the rush for Montreal" God help us one and all.

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  73. Price gonna kill people.
    Gorges tipped it into the net...

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  74. Oh fuck pretzel, fuck its over, dive tank dive tank blow it up boom boom boom

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    1. Match in the gas tank, boom boom

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  75. Mr. natural9:01 PM

    ok just caught up on the comments, still 3hrs out and Habs have not scored for 106 minutes!!!!

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  76. Et tout s'écroule pour le Canadien!

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  77. I think Cammalleri is benched.

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    1. Never mind. He's in the dressing room. No idea how but I'm thinking maybe Hal Gill gave him a concussion with an "errant" water bottle.

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    2. Tell me its true!

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  78. Seguin is learning well from beantown...cheapshotting son of a bitch

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  79. Well, my laptop will die now and this team ain't worth my comments anymore! Enjoy the downfall people...

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  80. Eh ben. Swing and a miss. Story of their lives.

    I find it hilarious that they can perfectly tip pucks into their own net but never really capable of tipping pucks into the other that much...

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  83. Enfin. Too late?

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  84. So maybe PK was just trying to inject some energy. Fuck! It worked.

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  85. Oh shaddup Marc Denis and quit kissing Thomas' ass...

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  86. Mr. natural9:15 PM

    "....and when he saw the breadth of the downfall, he wept".

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  87. HAHAHA PK throws a good clean hit, ref thinks his forearm is elbowing. PK gets jumped. Weber scores.

    Weber always scores on the Bruins.

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  88. Bet those broons fans hate PFK even more now.

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  89. Um. Wow. Apparently Cammy isn't hurt. He was pulled from the game as decided by the team and sent to the hotel...

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    1. Mr. natural9:21 PM

      What???

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    2. If this is true, that is big...

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