Feb 20, 2012

Laissez les bons temps tanker! ~ Wait! What? No, I meant show us your Tits! Fucking Fat Tuesday Party Preview !!!

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The unexpectedly weak Stars are in for the battle of potential lottery winning picks. Fuckity Fuck brings his magical stick. Previews from rds, tsn, nhl, desperados. RÇ says Colé is a horse. Giddy? Yup! Workhorse TFS™ is in. So is LeBrow. Lets have some seriously ice-creamy 4HFun kids, cuz after tomorrow's ashes, its Lent! I'm giving up meth. You?
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99 comments:

  1. Via Farber;

    "Chris Campoli, another Montreal defenseman, has been traded twice in February. In 2009, the New York Islanders, who had drafted him, offloaded him to Ottawa. In 2011, the Senators wheeled him to the Blackhawks on deadline day. In both cases he was departing scuffling teams for ones that had more than a glimmer of playoff promise. As it turned out, Campoli was not a difference-maker. Neither of his new teams advanced past the first round. In 13 playoff games with the Senators and Hawks, Campoli had just three assists while averaging a little more than 19 minutes per game.
    "There's a business side of the game that I really didn't understand my first four years," says the 27-year-old Campoli, who perfectly fits the profile of a rental defenseman -- impending UFA, a relatively manageable $1.75 million annual salary, second power-play unit skills. "I know my name's been floating around out there now. My feeling is that if you're moved at the deadline, if you do go somewhere, at least somebody wants you. That's not always the worst thing. For a married guy (like Gill, who has three children under the age of eight), I'd think it would be way tougher than it is for me. I just get furnished places. Walk in. Walk out."


    C Y A

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    1. He was supposed to go to Tampa but the guy they were trading got hurt in a fight. Trade over. Just take him for a 7th round pick or something.......

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  2. Friedman;

    "29. Okay, so last week, some people were upset I tweeted criticism of the Montreal crowd when it cheered a bloodied Zdeno Chara. "What about Boston fans?" they whined. Sunday's Gary Carter tribute is a perfect example of why that made me so crazy. Even during an awful season complete with embarrassing treatment of Randy Cunneyworth, no franchise shows more class when it matters than Montreal. People expect that from them, because they usually deliver -- and spectacularly. So, when the Canadiens (and/or their fans) disappoint, it's news. It shouldn't matter what anyone else does, you're expected to be better. The Canadiens are synonymous with class and it should always be that way.

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    1. Mr. natural9:47 PM

      2 Things:

      1. Agree with that rant

      and B. WTF is happening to the Caps?! Soon as they are within striking distance they fold like a house of cards and against the weaker teams. GYFJG! 'Peg kill kill kill, Die Laffs Die!

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    2. Publicly cheering is out, but I think a little smile whilst thinking Karma's a bitch is perfectly acceptable.

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  3. http://habslegends.blogspot.com/2007/03/craig-ludwig.html

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  4. http://canadiens.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=617309#

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  5. Man I will be glad when the trade deadline has come and went!

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  6. Ohhhh, just realized my Shelly will be playing tonight.

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    1. the Maritimer12:20 PM

      Sorry, Moey. Shelly isn't playing tonight, nursing a bad foot. Maybe they'll show him up in the press box. You'll have to settle for the Little Fuckity Fuck.

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    2. Double poop😥

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  7. Okay Kids, inspired by JT lets play a little playlist game, as many songs as you like, links if you feel generous, the songs that tell the story of the season.

    1)Holy Fuck Batmann did not know it existed Bowie and the Fire, FIVE YEARS
    2)Bad Boy by John Prine
    3)Desolation Row the Dead Cover
    4)Free Falling Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

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  8. Go Devils, go Anaheim, go Flyers.

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  10. Gotta love this;

    http://pennsundayschool.com/events/penn-s-sunday-school-first-taping

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    1. Your link was to a site that reminded me of the Church Lady, I dont go for this, but then I realized it was MR Penn of Teller, and I hope this site gives some due diligence to the fact he became super rich in Vegas for doing magic, or a selectiveness thereof.

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  11. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  12. Defenceman Kyle Quincey was traded twice in the matter of minutes on Tuesday. In the first deal, the Tampa Bay Lightning dealt forward Steve Downie to the Colorado Avalanche for Quincey. The Lightning then dealt Quincey to the Detroit Red Wings for a first round pick in the 2012 NHL Entry Draft.

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  13. That's all I got tonight guys - 5.30 am start tomorrow...

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    1. can you not talk to your boss, fuck the Euro crisis, the fuckity fuck is coming home.

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  14. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  15. I have been a regular commentor / contributor / blogger at 4HF and FHF for many years now, and I don't think I've ever seen a finer collection of pics of the female form as in this post. Titstastic, moe!

    FUCK THAT LITTLE FUCKITY FUCK

    /season's over, i need some motivation

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    2. Thx 29. Its easy and its fun!

      Steve, google Cup + tainted.

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  16. FFS tsn get over yourselves and your fucking leaf you sick fucks.

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  17. the Maritimer7:21 PM

    What a fucked up mess in D.C. Is Ovechkin available?

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    1. Two conditions;

      1. Straight up for Mexican't
      2. Wears a jersey with a CHez Parée shoulder patCH

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    2. NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

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    3. the Maritimer7:35 PM

      Heh, Heh.....relax Moey, just havin' a little fun. I would trade the Mexican't for him straight up.

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    4. I don't even think I would do that. Can't stand the guy, never could.

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  18. WTF PLEKY FELLED BY FLU!

    We're toast.

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  19. RDS should just rename this the Mickey Ribs Hour. BARF.

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    1. Imagine if he scores.

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  20. They showed Souray on RDS not too long ago. He's still got it. Moey's got good taste!

    GYFHG... /sighs

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    1. double sigh. We could use the big guy on the PP and he was cheap this year.

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    2. There's a reason I love the 4HFemmes.

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    1. the Maritimer7:36 PM

      I miss Saku.

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    2. I miss the Cup.

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  22. Price needs to steal this one, providing we score at least one. As a matter of fact, even if we don't.

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  23. If it wasn't for the sweet smell of CHicken wings roasting in the oven, I might be asleep. Oh look a nice Aussie Chardonnay.

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  24. I was only kidding about not scoring any goals, honest.

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    1. You put it out there Moey.

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  25. Who told them they could win games with 12 SOG per game from 100 ft away?

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  26. Should'a had one.

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  28. Who the fuck is Garbutt? FWIW, fun name.

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  29. Getting closer.
    GYMFHG!

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  30. Shit. *screams in frustration*

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  31. Kanterble = tits on a bull.

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    1. Great minds think alike, I just yelled "useless tit" at him.

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    2. All I can say is they all better have the flu.

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    3. Dumb tit again.

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  32. FML. Two more years of Kaberle when we could have had Shelly for one year costing peanuts.

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  33. Typical Dallas game. Boriiiiiiiing.

    They were more fun with Marty Turco.

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  34. Do it this time!

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  35. Speaking of fuckity fucks, my co-worker who is a Brit and not a hockey fan was informed by his wife a few years back that they were meeting another couple at the movie theatre. It was another mom that she was friendly with from their kid's school. So as my friend tells it, they meet them outside the cinema and the guy is wearing jeans hanging off his ass and a baseball cap. He said the guy was such a punk and an asshole that he never wanted to go out anywhere with them again, Guess who, Mickey Ribs.

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    1. He must of been really bad.

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    2. He's never forgotten it. That little fuckity fuck was not a good image for the Habs.

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  36. Come on you HABS and GO GO GO GO GO GO!

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  37. How much PP suckitude can they have? It's endless.

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    1. From one of the best to one of the worst. Weird.

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  38. Was that goal really a goal? No red light, looked like post but all networks are giving it a brush off with no replays.

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  39. Grumpy silence must mean an unfortunate yes...damn it.

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  40. GO HABS GO!
    GO HABS GO!
    GO HABS GO!

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  41. And there you go....

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  42. Mr. natural9:30 PM

    that was ugly!

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  43. They just don't look like they want it.

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  44. Not even skating.

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  45. On a brighter note, at least we'll get to see if Markov can still play before the season is over.

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  46. Mr. natural9:33 PM

    @moey, Cool story but doesn't alleviate the sting of the PHuclity PHuck scoring.

    It happens with some regularity, complete assholes come through in the clutch, waddaya gonna do?

    They're still assholes outside of the game.

    Great competitors, shit human beings.

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  47. leaf get a loser pt.

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    1. Parade planners given hope.

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  48. Jets get a loser pt.

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    1. Canada's other eastern given hope.

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  49. Little Fuckity Fuck. Fuck off.

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  50. and Habs 0 pts.

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  51. Hate to say it, but they didn't even play.

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  52. Thanks moeman. Goodnight all.

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  53. Fuckity Fuck with the dramatic kisses and bows. Thankfully this is done now so RDS can stop with the drool.

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  54. Boobies. Least that's nice to see. Makes up for the horrendous shit I watched on tv tonight.

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