Dec 21, 2011

CHitown CHallenge on The M.'s BDay ~ We want a win! Preview 12/21

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Don't feel too blue brothers & sisters cuz
it looks like the ChiHawks are most beatable.
Yeah by a powerful team like Malkin's Pens.
Can our Habs CHallenge one of the league's top teams?
Did you know Toews speaks some sweet Manitoba Français?
makes a Budi call, TFS™ gets a deserved break.
Puck drops at some almost mid-western timezone hour.
Previews from tsn, rds, nhl, angloCBC.
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They still have that cool organ player at Hawks games?
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Guy, ta gueule !
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Little Xmasomething for our 4HFemmes
(or is it more for the boys?) NTTIAWWT
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Almost

RÇ's got everything he needs, almost
RÇ's got everything he needs, almost
But he don't speak bleu
And bleu's the thing he needs the most

RÇ's got a job that he sought
Won't get him far
RÇ's gotta deathwish on BR
Tell me mediots

RÇ's got everything he needs, almost
RÇ's got everything he needs, almost
But he don't speak bleu
And bleu's the thing he needs the most

I got 4hfriends who like me
Cause I got lots of HoHoHo's
The people recognize me
Whenever I GoYouFuckingHabsGo!
I don't got trouble gettin' high
But if I don't get a win I believe I will cry

RÇ's got everything he needs, almost
RÇ's got everything he needs, almost
But he don't speak bleu
And bleu's the thing he needs the most

RÇ's got everything he needs, almost
RÇ's got everything he needs, almost
But he don't speak bleu
And bleu's the thing he needs the most
~ ~ ~
Too funny asses.
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Two cute bums.
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G Y F H G !

123 comments:

  1. Happy Birthday Maritimer, wish for a better hockey TEAM.

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  2. Hadulf9:01 AM

    Happy Birthday Dad!

    (no, not the M)

    Happy Birthday the M. Nice of you to get older!

    May the Habs be great for you this evening!

    And all that other stuff...

    WV : Go panth!

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  3. We need a 4HF birthday calendar to keep track of everyone

    Happy bday the M!!! may all your beer be cold

    GYFHG. get Randy that first victoire already

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  4. Bonne Fête Had's Dad.

    Lovin' the CHalendar idea. Submit the dates 4HFers. Ladies first.

    Preview is almost done, Refresh bitCHes.

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  5. Smirking séparatiste asshole and Habs-hater BR says Monsieur Goat is cooked and he continues to take hateful shots at Gainey for not signing a washed-up denis gauthier (no other team sign him BTW). Joyeux Noël.

    http://www.rds.ca/canadien/chroniques/332160.html

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  6. the Maritimer12:04 PM

    Thanks all for the birthday wishes!

    I'm sure hoping the boys can get Randy his first win. I feel sorry for the guy, all the media and political assholes shitting all over him. I was watching Hockeycentral at Noon yesterday and they were interviewing former 'dicks coach Pierre Page who his coaching a team in Austria. He listed off a bunch players who are coaching various teams in Germany, Switzerland, etc. who don't speak the local lingo and nobody gives a flying frig. All that matters is their hockey credentials. What a concept.

    Randy's screwed anyway 'cause he's handicapped by too much dead weight on his team. Still, I'm cheering them on. Go Habs Go!!!

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  7. http://montreal.ctv.ca/servlet/an/local/CTVNews/20111220/mtl_carbo_111220/20111220/?hub=MontrealHome

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  8. I'm really praying for a micracle to happen, that would be that the HABS do a complete turn-around and win record setting consecutive games, both for themselves and to prove to everyone that a coach is only about hockey.

    GO HABS GO!
    GO COACH!

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  9. Game is on at 7h30EST. No hnic-type leaf sucking sched. Cool.

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  10. Juce, I'm with you.

    Submissions for that calendar doesn't mean pics in our biirthday suits, does it? Oy.

    Love love love Chatty Carbo

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  11. Oh and HB the M! ��

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  12. @Moey, as for the Bsuit pics, reasonable facsimiles accepted.

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  13. Mr. natural2:30 PM

    @moeman GREAT job channeling the ghost of Downchild blues band, they are PHuckin' awesome.

    RC is clearly PHucked, he will be shit on and then relieved of his duties, so Randy just go for it, complete balls out hockey , PHuck the entire system, the best defence is a good offense, TFS is used to playing by himself anyway as our D is unbelievably horrible, so just go for the net attack attack attack!

    GYFHG!

    happy B-Day The M. :)

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  14. Anonymous3:35 PM

    Happy Birthday Martimer:

    At least your Seadogs are rolling.

    soperman

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  15. Happy birthday the M

    Because the Montreal Canadiens are an institution representing the French-Canadian people and this is a Habs blog, all posts or comments must include a french translation.

    Tabernac esti sac a papier. Ouin

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  16. Is 'meh' translatable?

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  17. the Maritimer4:33 PM

    Hey soperman! I knew you were lurking around here. Yep, Sea Dogs still good, will be fucking awesome when they get Huberdeau, Beaulieu and recent pick up Charlie Coyle back from the WJr.`s.

    St. Patrick`s Remparts better watch out.

    Thanks for all the birthday wishes everyone!

    Win one for Randy!!!! GYFHG!!!

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  18. Would just love it if Habs win and there are Habs fans in the seats who, after the win, all chant: RANDY! RANDY!

    GYMFHG
    GO COACH!

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  19. Happy birthday again, Maritimer.

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  20. Happy Birthday the M! Hope you get a W!

    Xmas party tonight so I'll be missing the game... which kinda sucks cause I REALLY think they'll get their act together and come out with a convincing win (Budaj in nets and all)... Oh, no. I've had too much sugar again, haven't I?

    GYFHG!

    wv: winnus(!)

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  21. Google translate says meh in french is either meh or euh. I like euh.

    wv: Il faut que nous "bationt" les hawks. euh

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  22. Hadulf6:16 PM

    GORCGO!

    That is all.

    I like ice cream. Meth ice cream. But since that tradition is now defunct, what does the moeman offer for 200+ comments?

    (don't forget that I live in the same town, so I can hold you to your promise, whatever it is!)

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  23. Le Journal de Montreal's headline this morning "Another loss for Cunnyworth." IN ENGLISH. That was to make sure he could understand it. Lower than snakes' bellies. *spits*

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  24. @Had, hookers & blow.

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  25. @Moey, who knew le journal could be so bigoted? Sick fucks.

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  26. hookers 'n blow!!!!

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  27. hookers 'n blow!!!!

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  28. hookers 'n blow!!!!

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  29. hookers 'n blow!!!!

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  30. BTW, 4HFers, comments only count in the 'hookers 'n blow' tally if they are at least 2 minutes apart. I learned the small print stuff from a pretty slick lawyerlyishtypecat.

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  31. See how I just padded the total with a francophoneversionofagillislyishmeh!

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  32. I'm with Hadulf.
    GORCGO!

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  33. BTW got an iPhone yesterday and the site looks great on it!

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  34. Think the journal will print:
    "Cunneyworth brings Habs to victory"
    in english when we win tonight?

    Sick phucks.
    maudits crisses des cons.

    (not responsible for grammatical errors in)

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  35. Pessimist me, I am going to remain positive till the game ends.

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  36. the Maritimer6:55 PM

    My youngest son turns 15 on Sunday.
    He's getting an iPhone for Christmas and his birthday.

    Go Habs! Go Randy! Everybody rally around RC! Fuck those bigotted bastards!!

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  37. 29, make sure you make a pseudo web app of the 4HF blog. Bonus, the app icon changes every time you refresh.

    1. Open blog/site in mobile Safari
    2. Tap the 'arrow' button
    3. Add to Home Screen
    4. Label it creatively
    5. Have fun, save time, save $
    6. Spend saved funds on hookers & blow

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  38. the Maritimer7:06 PM

    OK this is my last comment for a while. Going to watch the game and have a few to celebrate. Have fun!!

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  39. CoaCH RÇ, I know you read this mostly English Habs blog. Please play (Y)Emelin some time soon. Thank You. Merci. Spasiba.

    BB just mouthed 'c'est pas compliqué'.

    CoaCH RÇ, I'd translate that but nothing BB says matters. He's a dolt and combined with BR's cabana boy denis gauthier, they have an IQ as resplendent as harel+marois' cooth.

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  40. Randy's message to the team, "Whoever works the hardest and does what we want them to do will get the most ice-time." Excellent. Doesn't care if he pisses off some veterans. Good stuff. The guy has nothing to lose, it could get interesting.

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  41. Happy Birthday The M - enjoy the game

    Now Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!

    Estie, Tabernac de calise

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  42. GYFHG
    I am lost for words

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  43. Hadulf7:34 PM

    Fucking right doggy...hookers & blow...I'm posting every 2 minutes (sort of)...

    I have not tuned in the game yet...will probably miss the first period-ish. Will tune in after!

    GYFRCG!

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  44. @the M,
    Early Happy Birthday to the offspring.

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  45. Hadulf7:35 PM

    Helluva good one gillis!

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  46. I LOVE THE HABS AND THE HAWKS but GO YOU FUCKING HABS GO! Win it for Cunney (already)!

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  47. Hadulf7:36 PM

    w00t 25% to hookers and blow!

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  48. Rick James ruled. He probably could've been the Habs coach if he spoke FrenCH.

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  49. @gillis, superb.

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  50. But I a can sing and play guitar.
    For the record I have never done cocaine, now make me the justice minister.

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  51. Hadulf7:39 PM

    And now 29 makes me want an iPhone, you see the power you have 29, SEE!

    Why don't you go coach the club, dammit!

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  53. Hadulf when i coach the habs it'll be run 'n gun hockey. 4 men deep for 60 minutes

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  54. @Steve, harper and his klan are too busy with their abortion issues. WTF!

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  55. Plus 29 will be using his Notes app on his iPhone!

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  56. @29,

    It's fun to watch but you need some balance. Remember the Caps.

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  57. Moey the Caps didn't have TFS! let him stop 50 shots a game

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  58. @29,

    Good point! He doesn't usually let in more than three. As long as we can score four (as if) or more every game we should be fine. Okay, I like it.

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  60. Moey yeah my Syssstem is predicated on our goal-scorers (SQUID) actually scoring.

    PING!

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  61. I will have an I phone soon, so the club is in no way exclusive any more.

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  62. Its clear the system always was let TFS stop the puck after the system glitch, so just go like 29 says run and gun, run and gun, we will win just as many games but have 10 times the excitement.

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  63. we'll we're hanging in with the statistically-best team in the league. that's something i guess

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  64. Frack this was a shitty period. Seems like absolutely nothing happened for the habs. At least its still tied

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  65. It was an interesting period - what was missing was some sort of prolonged pressure by the Habs. They are all skating but nothing is sustained. I'm thinking that the Habs tonight are like taking a hit from a crack pipe - there is an intense buzz for a couple minutes, followed by a letdown. So you take another hit and the intesity returns...for a few minutes...then the letdown returns...(I should point out that this analogy is offerred not from personal experience you understand...I read a lot...honest!...lots of books...tons of books...good reading I tell you...

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  66. Looks like a road game.

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  67. Had to skip out to get the dinner ready. Now I'm sitting back with a nice glass of vino. I also lit a new Christmas candle hoping to bring them luck. Hell, I'm doing my part at least they can do theirs.

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  68. Moey, blow out the candle.

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  69. moe,

    Done. Need.more.wine.

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  70. Listening to the game on the radio/earphones. Got up for a second to pee. Suddenly down 2-1. Fuck this fucking team.

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  71. Mr. natural9:02 PM

    unreal bad luck CHrist!! BURY THE PHUCKIN' PUCK!

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  72. ti-cul9:04 PM

    time to burn some of that vancouver island special incense.

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  73. The new Randy era needs to concoct a "3rd period come from behind win" scenario that they can perfect tonight. I'm looking forward to reading all about it in the morning. Later!


    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  74. Optimism all, I think we're doing pretty good.

    GYMFHG
    GO COACH!!

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  75. My satellite just went. Merde.

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  76. Well, I'm off for a liquid lunch. Happy Holidays!

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  77. *wails* I'm listening to the radio now.

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  78. Take the gun. Trade the Campoli.

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  79. ti-cul9:57 PM

    campoli is a bum

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  80. ti-cul9:59 PM

    for fuck sake. fuck this shit

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  81. Should have kept the Hammer. Our D is abysmal and I'm not even watching it.

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  82. ti-cul10:01 PM

    phaaaaaaaaaak

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  83. Maybe they all want traded?

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  84. Lunch got delayed so I caught the last couple of minutes there. This is not an NHL team. I get that CHI is a good club, but a team that can only play 40 minutes on any given nights, and then completely gives up at the end is pathetic and an insult to the legacy of this proud club. A very liquid lunch indeed.

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  85. Optimism fades....into OBLIVION.

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  86. @oman,

    They've been giving up in the third for the past two years, not counting this season. It was always a 20 minute hang on for dear life ride with the goalie bailing them out. Luck and a prayer. I have to agree with Boone, not even Toe Blake could squeeze a win out of this bunch right now.

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  87. Hey. The mediots finally came up with a rather intriguing coaching choice by tweeting this around.

    HC Davos is legendary. And we have lots of Swiss Misters. And Swiss Misters love the Habs. It sounds almost too perfect a fit no?

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  88. Mr. natural10:37 PM

    Man we are pathetic.

    You give me hope with a decent effort against the Broonz, in the second period tonight you looked like a real hockey team but then unfortunately for all Habs fans, the second is followed by a period called the third, a very horrible place and time indeed.

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  89. They'll win tomorrow. Because I say so. (And I won't be here to see it because I have a bad movie night christmas party).

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  90. @31, wonder if Del Curtos speaks french...hmmmm.

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  91. @juce
    He's a Swiss Mister. I bet he speaks English, French, German, and Klingon. So he could answer the same fucking question FOUR times! WOO!

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  92. Mr. natural5:26 AM

    PHuck, I turn it off after the EN goal and.........we gave up another even strength goal with 12 seconds left!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    WTF is up with this team?

    Can PK make any more bad plays in his own end?

    Is Squid a mole working for Karla?

    Can't fain optimism any longer, blow the team up, keep the kids.

    How ironic is it that Tits is finally playing night and night out at least compared to what we have come to expect. Imagine Tits is the guy with heart on your team!

    I'm PHuckin' done.

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