Hole Sweet Hole ~ Habs dig out with a homestand? ~ Jets Preview 01/04

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What's up 4HFers?! Is it Goat season yet? Our fricaseeing Canadiens are back at the fricaseeing Bell Centre for the first of a dozen fricaseeing home games. Ya think they shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque? Will Gauthier deal without a paraCHute? Kinda dangerous, ain't it? Eeeeeeh, watch Price paste that pathetic palooka Pavelec with a powerful, paCHydermous, percussion pitCH. Well, it's 7 o'clock somewhere, so the puck'll drop sometime tonight. Previews from nhl, tsn, rds, looneys. And remember, 'mud' spelled backwards is 'dum'.

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Whadda they do on a game night without Gio?
Whadda they do when there is no star in sight?
Do they practice how to fight?
Where do they go when they can't go for a walk?
Do they sit at home and talk,
Or do they listen to BB's, "Aye, Aye, Aye!"?
Who will they boo on a game night without Gomez?
How can such a useless guy have a $weetheart deal?
Maybe the guys want a tender kiss, and yet,
How shittier can they get
When they're beneath Boucher's wet palm trees?
Whadda they do in La Ville est Hockey!
When the power play is drippy?
And whadda they do when the D is still murky
Call Big Bird in a hurry?
And whadda I do in Old Blogtoona
When the Anon posts ain't bright?
Well, this is what I do in stereo
On a game Previewed night!
But whadda they do when skies are dreary
Along Avenue des Canadiens?
And whadda they do with Sweet Louis
When the line-up is so screwy?
And whadda they do at CyberPresse
Where its dim and not too bright?
Yell, that's what we do in the comments
On a GoYouFricasseeingHabsGo night!
(scat)
That's All Fucks.
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Well, what did you expect in a free blog?
A happy ending?
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G Y F H G !