Always look up.
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The last time these two teams met the Habs took it, easily.
Since then, meh/euh.
Sens are surprisingly solid.
Canadiens circling, the East division drain.
CYA Squid.
CoverYourAss Goat.
No Bourque, yet. Nickname?
Can the Mexican't?
TFS™? Why not make a Budi call?
Play for the pride of the BBR jersey FFS.
Puck drop is 7ish PM EST.
Set your comment clocks forward 3 hours.
Previews from rds, tsn, nhl, sickhnicfucks.
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Dinner.
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Try not to laugh.
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The last time these two teams met the Habs took it, easily.
Since then, meh/euh.
Sens are surprisingly solid.
Canadiens circling, the East division drain.
CYA Squid.
CoverYourAss Goat.
No Bourque, yet. Nickname?
Can the Mexican't?
TFS™? Why not make a Budi call?
Play for the pride of the BBR jersey FFS.
Puck drop is 7ish PM EST.
Set your comment clocks forward 3 hours.
Previews from rds, tsn, nhl, sickhnicfucks.
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Dinner.
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Try not to laugh.
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(Yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, what CHondition Habs CHondition is in)
I woke up this mornin' with the fuckin' snow snowin' in
I found my bourbon in a brown paper bag within
I tripped on an iCHloud and felt-a eighth place sigh
I tore my mind on Squid's fuckin' goodbye
I just blogged in to see what CHondition Habs CHondition was in
(Yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, what CHondition Habs CHondition could be in)
I pushed my soul in a deep dark hole and then I followed it in
I watched my Habs CHrawlin' out as they was a-CHrawlin' in
I rolled it so tight I couldn't unwind
I Steve'd so much I smoked my own freakin' mind
I just popped in to see what CHondition 4HFers CHondition was in
(Yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, what CHondition CHondition'd Dudes would be in)
Someone painted "Molson's un fou" in big black letters on a protester's sign
He had his foot in his ass as he let his hate hit the road and blew his own mind
Eighth place? outta playoffs Habs ain't got much to spare
Last place? straight up, Grigorenko come here!
I just popped in to see what condition rebuilding Sens condition is in
I said I just popped in to see what rebuilding condition Sens condition is in
Yeah yeah oh-yeah, what the fuck?!
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(Yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, what CHondition Habs CHondition is in)
I woke up this mornin' with the fuckin' snow snowin' in
I found my bourbon in a brown paper bag within
I tripped on an iCHloud and felt-a eighth place sigh
I tore my mind on Squid's fuckin' goodbye
I just blogged in to see what CHondition Habs CHondition was in
(Yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, what CHondition Habs CHondition could be in)
I pushed my soul in a deep dark hole and then I followed it in
I watched my Habs CHrawlin' out as they was a-CHrawlin' in
I rolled it so tight I couldn't unwind
I Steve'd so much I smoked my own freakin' mind
I just popped in to see what CHondition 4HFers CHondition was in
(Yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, what CHondition CHondition'd Dudes would be in)
Someone painted "Molson's un fou" in big black letters on a protester's sign
He had his foot in his ass as he let his hate hit the road and blew his own mind
Eighth place? outta playoffs Habs ain't got much to spare
Last place? straight up, Grigorenko come here!
I just popped in to see what condition rebuilding Sens condition is in
I said I just popped in to see what rebuilding condition Sens condition is in
Yeah yeah oh-yeah, what the fuck?!
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G Y F H G !
Almost 200 fucking comments on a post game+SF thread. 4HFuck I love you kidz!
ReplyDeleteICE CREAM!
DeleteWell damn... The new kid the Habs got in the trade apparently just hit Brendan Gallagher, who now went to the room.
ReplyDeleteThough, I guess that's one way of stopping him from scoring another hat trick on them.
They're bonding.
DeleteIf this lot can't make it into the playoffs, which is looking more likely by the day, they need to finish as close to the bottom as possible. We need to get something decent out of it.
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DeleteSo the first game in the post Squid era is almost upon us. RBK will be watching from the press box and conducting interviews in french no doubt so that should make for an interesting evening. From what I've seen so far he's looked a little like a deer caught in the headlights.
ReplyDeleteAs for the Sens, the Habs will have to put in a huge effort tonight. Are the Habs still Gomereha free or will tonight be the Goat's chance to showcase another $7 million waster? I'm betting Gomereah gets the call during the national anthems, just after he's announced to the crowd as a starter..."aahhh Mr. Gomez - Never mind the opening faceoff - Pierre would like to see you in the dressing room"
Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
Just read the latest EOTP entry - sick fucks!
ReplyDeleteMoey, good news, checking the standings this morning reveals that the mighty Habs are tied with the Columbus Blow Jobs for the FEWEST home wins in the whole frakkin' league with 7! Barfalo has opened up a 4 point lead and I notice Captain Kirk's Windbags are closing fast. Even the Wang-led Islanders are in striking distance with two games in hand. Once Stevie Y finds a goalie Tanker Bay should have enough to pull ahead.
ReplyDeleteIn the West, Saku's Quackers are on a roll while, unfortunately, the Edmonton Tar Sanders are in free fall. I can see the Habs picking 2nd or 3rd overall in June with the possibility of actually winning the lottery and picking first overall. Hallelujah Sisters and Brothers! A Star is Born!
Unless Goat and Timmins completely fuck it up and take another defenceman. Hopefully Pee-Air will be long gone before that would happen.
M,
DeleteThe goat will sign another D man. He's going to do whatever it takes to get into the playoffs. Mark my words. But the good news is everyone else on the team pretty much sucks donkey's ears.
Great team names
DeleteKmaxxx, in answer to your question, obviously I never sleep in the same place twice, but if I did it would be on the south coast of Ontario.
DeleteI forgot, great parody, moe. Always liked that Kenny Rogers and the First Edition song. Then he went country and it was all downhill after that.
ReplyDeleteCan you work in a "It's Only Rock and Roll" by the Stones sometime? One of my faves. Actually, "Star Star" off Goat's Head Soup should be an easy one to pull off. It already has fuck in the chorus.
When they finally behead the Goat, the album cover from Goat's Head Soup would be perfect. I used to have that album, probably wore out the vinyl playing it over and over.
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ReplyDeleteConsensus is that Roy is to crazy to coach, so how about Roy as GM and Carbo as coach?
ReplyDeleteI would not like that at all....
Deleteand it would be worse how?
Delete@31 I bow down to your insight, all I have is a tinfoil cup held over my head to keep the bad signals away.
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ReplyDeleteSad part if the team tanks, french radicals will surely blame RC, fucking Goat claimed team was too small (whose fault is that?) tries to make himself look good, creates the sham he is fixing the team and then RC takes the fall. Goat had it planned all along to save his sorry ass.
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ReplyDeleteBrilliant
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DeleteThe Nobel prize, I gotta refuse.
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ReplyDeleteThinking a few radio hosts/reporters/Phuck Daddy need to understand the real timeline of the trade and the reason for it before going ballistic. Oddly enough the explanation came from this tool.
ReplyDeleteWhatever happened to "do your research"?
You either believe what your told or you think about the real world. This trade was total bullshit, and Fenster is going to eat it. No way its months of speculation, its panic on both sides and we came out better, but just like Nixon, we won the stupidness fight on the planet.
DeleteThat ass, that beautiful ass, it set me off, I am starting a new organization, 12 steps away from an outstanding ass. Do not let a beautiful ass cloud your reason, its a tale so many men and LGBT people know. A pretty brain is more gorgus than a beautiful ass in the long term. Why is it my short term memory is so vivid?
ReplyDeleteI am off to watch some top rated video, and if you have not seen hostel 111 I suggest you never go to America.
ReplyDelete(Stupid blogger comments are wonky)
ReplyDeleteThe Rene has landed.
the Kraken, release the Kraken monsignor goat.
Deletetalk about food, why I am going to have 1 inch carved back bacon steaks for lunch and if my pancreas fails, so bet it. Your tongue is a dangerous weapon in the land of genetec.
ReplyDeleteFor all intensional purposes I am a fucking Anglo, and hate my birth, although I am glad to be in a position to criticizes my existence. So lets play true with the French need in les glouiex. Montreal was great due to Quebcois, and if they take any other path its like the Catholic Church fucking young boys. You have to stay with your principals.
ReplyDeleteWhat do I think about Tebow. That is the greatest kid ever who was saved from abortion cause they thought he could not survive. All these sub humans delivered on his inspiration should suck hard on their breathing tubes in support. Jesus wept.
ReplyDeleteGomez will play, on line with Thomas and Plecanec.
ReplyDeleteRefreshed thread.
ReplyDelete@moeman, great tune and fantastic film!! At least you (and Cole and TFS) are on YOUR game!
ReplyDeleteWe usually play the Sens pretty well.
Of course anxious to see Maureen (Mon Rene?!?) playing for the CH, BTW when will that actually happen?
One more thing Moe are you sure we should keep fuelling Steve's delusions? Just a question...
GYMFHG!! Win one immediately after losing Squid, though we coulda won in Beantown.
Merci Mr. n.
DeleteBourque plays tomorrow.
Steve'll be OK. He fuels this blog's comments.
I say more than be alright, its dragonfire
DeleteSo this TVA clip of BGL offers some explanation to the Squid fiasco. (found via DK's blog)
ReplyDeletemr.gillis Very insightful.
DeleteInteresting. Can't stand that prick michel langevin.
DeleteBGL tells you a lot about Squid's character on this clip. Maybe he was hurting the team off the ice as much as on the ice this year?
DeleteMakes me even more excited about tonight's game.
thanks mr. gillis ( Ialway knew you were a guy gillis)this confirms what I had heard from two sources, he was self centered and egotistical and not well liked on the team.
Delete"Obviously what I did was wrong and it was unfortunate, but it was more of a reaction than a body check. So I'm not really worried about being timid out there and staying away from physical contact, because if I'm not doing that you probably won't like my style," Bourque said. "I've never had a problem with a suspension until this past month. It's been seven years with no red flags, then two in one month, it changes your perception. I'm not worried about it, I know what I've done and I'll learn from it."
ReplyDeleteMaybe the Kraken should have a little chat with the confused Pacioretty.
Release the Kraken (against the Brons an Phitly)
DeleteSteve...Kraken? Sorry did I miss something?
DeleteDelusional like Fringe, Jones Spaceman.
ReplyDeleteJohnny Depp?
ReplyDeleteJust spent 4 hours waiting for a car repair, ugh. Only bright side Mickey D's across the street has free WiFi, of course I had to stuff my face with an Angus burger in the meantime.
Johnny Depp? He's apparently available. Thought Steve would enjoy the pic.
DeleteAlso, too, never thought I'd read about Moey eating McD's.
moe,
ReplyDeleteI was so hungry I probably could have eaten a bowl of lima beans, which I've hated since I was born.
Who's the guy in the pic?
Main pic is Jeff Bridges, aka The Dude. (I clipped a frame from the gutterballs vid.
DeleteScissor guy is from the vid clip.
Pic o' the day is some random guy.
DeleteMoey, guy with the scissors is Pete Stormare (spelling?), the Coen Brothers use him a lot and he pops up in the occasional film and I also remember him from a Seinfeld episode, he was the electrician hired to help George get the Frogger machine that still had his record high score.
Delete“I always wanted to play here." ~ René 'I need a 4HF nickname' Bourque
ReplyDeleteRene-Bourke-Rouge RedBlancRouge? RBR? Now that he finally gets to play t=for the blueblancrouge?
DeleteI went with RBK - sounds a bit like rebok - good for recaps when you need to list a load of goal scorers.
DeleteOk, stay with me. What if the 'que' in Bourque is pronounced as a soft g. So we got René Bourg (or Borg). Maybe he can assimilate his new teammates into his style of play, because as we all know, resistance would be futile. So based on that he could simply be The Borg, or The Assimillator or 1 of 23. Ok, this isn't working out. How about RBQ?
DeleteAhh fuck, I don't know. We could go pirate themed. You know because he's Métis (or matey, as in "yarr, matey"). I need another drink.
Really likin' RBQ.
DeleteMoeman - this is your gig - RBQ it is I say!
DeleteKmaXXX, this gig is a team effort. I just happen to unlock the doors to 4HFrolic.
DeleteGiant Squid= Kraken
DeleteWe all know how buttface and collie and the paid-off refs are vs. Habs, I think it's a sure thing Bourke will get a suspension for just looking toward the opponents net and being that he will be deemed a repeat offender, suspensions will be to the max.
ReplyDeleteoutstanding work on the parody moeDude. and I do love me some Sela Ward
ReplyDeletecan't join you this eve kids, im off to a night of dinner and debauchery. GYFHG! or at least, try not to trade anyone during the game
Bon appetit, 29.
DeleteGO HABS GO, GO HABS GO, GO GOMER.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
DeleteLet's go KmaXXX, feeling revved up for this one.
DeleteGomez will play with pleXXE and Blunden, not Thomas.
ReplyDeleteHNIC was really stupid for giving up that song.
ReplyDeletehnic is just plain stupid.
DeleteGo Canes, Go Rangers.
ReplyDeleteFuck off devorksky
ReplyDeletefucking refs
ReplyDeleteSome things never change - fuckin' refs!
ReplyDeleteJustice would be we get a shorty. Robbed of a goal and penalized for ottawa pusing us into the goalie.
ReplyDeleteBULLSHIT
ReplyDeleteAnderson goes for a walk to the left, Michalek pushes AK46 in and doesn't allow him to leave. This league is full of shit.
We'll get that stolen goal back one way or another.
ReplyDeleteGYFHG!
So can we start to decline these penalties? It's not like it gives us any advantage
ReplyDeleteFUCK 4min
ReplyDeleteAnother eXXXellent PK - Come on guys - build on that and score a goal!!!
ReplyDeleteThat was not the worst 290 minutes of hockey they have played this year...in fact it was a pretty decent 20 minutes. Dare I say it...even the Mexicant looked decent...
ReplyDelete...20 minutes...
ReplyDeleteLock Kaberle in a trunk. In Tampa.
ReplyDeleteKantberle just takes up rink space, shoots like a girl and I can't understand anything he says.
ReplyDeleteFULC never should have joined the Habs...
ReplyDeleteGotta say, I miss Spacek.
DeleteHoping for a goal in the last few secs of our PP.
ReplyDeleteI'm feeling this team tonight - they can win this game...
ReplyDeleteI'm with KmaXXX, shoulda already been 1-0
Delete49ers 36 ~ Saints 32 Final
ReplyDeleteLock Campoli in the trunk of another car. Also in Tampa.
ReplyDeleteFuck you, Milbury. Our goaltending is all we have!
Fuck anybody who is not pro-Hab, that means you, you fucking refs!
ReplyDeleteThe Habs PP is making lose the will to live!
ReplyDeleteHang in there KmaXXX.
DeleteSo many CHances, so few results.
ReplyDeleteGo Islanders.
ReplyDeleteHey Stephane Auger, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU.
ReplyDeleteNot even mclame?
DeleteDon't know what to make of this game...lots more pressure and 21 shots so far, but I wouldn't say that they've had a lot of scoring chances...gotta be a goal there somewhere...
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
KmaXXX, there was a goal, the bought-like a cheap whore-refs robbed it once again.
ReplyDeleteA lot of dirty little details seem to be coming to the surface about Squid.
ReplyDeleteThe more I hear a nd read, the more I'm on the side of "good riddance"
DeleteFlipped over to the Rags/Laffs game just in time to see the Rags go up 2-0 with an assist to Ryan McDonagh. How many does Nomez have tonight? What was Gainey ever thinking? I've never in all my years despised any player that ever put on a Habs sweater but I'm getting closer. I can't stand that happy go lucky look on Gomereaha's face. Not a worry in the world.
ReplyDeleteGood for the Niners. Go Giants!
Mike Milbury looks drunk, tired, or drunktired.
ReplyDeleteHe's punch (and/or shoe) drunk. eric francis likes the smell of his own shit.
DeleteOr just a tired drunk.
DeleteThe M - I hear you...however in his defence, he's looked alright tonight - he's putting in an effort at least.
ReplyDeleteJUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSHORTY!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNICE!!!
ReplyDeletePlexxe! A shortie!!
ReplyDeletesuperplexxx is back
ReplyDeleteTFS™!
ReplyDeleteAck.
ReplyDeleteAll the weak fuck calls on the Habs, and AK46 is tripped up trying to get the puck out, and the Sens score.
ReplyDeleteFuckface Milbury likes to shit on Montreal every chance he gets. Sore loser.
ReplyDeleteNice turnover Gomez you dumb fuck.
we got Ottawa trapped in our own end
ReplyDeleteOttawa is taking over. Not having a good feeling about this.
ReplyDeleteGYMHG!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs Go!!!!
ReplyDeleteShe's wrote.
ReplyDeleteSpoke too soon. Loser point!
Deletefat lady singing
ReplyDeletePatCHes!
ReplyDeleteOMG! SERIOUSLY???? *hysterical laughter*
ReplyDeletePatches with the loser point!
ReplyDeleteYeah baby!!! Gorges gave them a pep talk and it works!!!! He said don't give up, it's not over as long as you're wearing the jersey!!
ReplyDeleteHave some optimism, guys, come on KmaXXX rally the 4HFers!
ReplyDeleteGO GO GO YMFHG!!
ReplyDelete4 on 4 for 5 minutes - COme on guys! Channel!! Channel!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!
let Gomez take the shot
ReplyDeleteFuck shootouts with Sens. Let me guess... Spezza Spezza Spezza
ReplyDeleteBless me father cos I have sinned, please don't Pricey let a goal in. *sign of the cross*
ReplyDeleteRC's first shoot out - this should be interesting!
ReplyDeleteJust before Max scored I was thinking that Murphy's Law was in full effect for this edition of the Canadiens. I don't know what they did to offend the hockey gods but I hope they spend the off season asking for forgiveness. Sacrificing a Goat may do it.
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ReplyDeleteAnd so it goes......
ReplyDeleteYup, that's about right. Fine, I'm not going to confession for another 40 years.
ReplyDeleteBonsoir les ami(e)s.
ReplyDeleteMy last words for tonight...WTF!!! FULC on the shootout? What the fuck was RC thinking about there?
ReplyDeleteThis wasn't the worst game the Habs have played - in fact at times they looked pretty good - but not often enough!
Rangers tomorrow night and RBQ gets his debut - See you then!!
Thanks Moeman - another stellar evening with the gang.
Later!
What the Phuck pHosessed RC to put pussy-shot aka CANTBERLE in the shootout??? Is he trying to tank??
ReplyDeleteLooking good for Grigorenko....
ReplyDeleteI'm glad they are resting Price tomorrow. Realistically, he should only be playing two to one the rest of the year. No sense in fracturing his confidence any more than necessary.
Spezza missing was an oddity. But if it's not him it's Alfredsson (100% in SO this year).
ReplyDeleteHilarious fact: Kaberle's SO numbers are pretty much the best on the team. Actually I hear Bourque is good at them.
After Gorgeous Gorges rallying the team behind the bench why didn't he get a shot at it??? For sure RC's gonna be ripped another ass for that.
ReplyDeleteI love Gorges
DeleteFresh thread. Mañana bitCHes.
ReplyDeleteIn other news, goons lose 4-2, Buffalo loses 4-2, laffs shut out lose 3-0. Yahoo.
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