Will hell freeze over? leaf sux Preview

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Climate CHange,
on hockey day?
Go Habs!!!
Go Sens!
Go Oilers!
Go Flames!
Go Canucks!

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I can't stand it, I know its planned shit
I'm gonna set it straight, this sundingate
I stand by my plan of mocking leaf when I'm in here
'Cause my CHrystal balls are so CHrystal clear

So while you sit back and wonder why
I got this fucking leaf thorn in my side
Oh my God, it's a MLSE mirage
I'm tellin' y'all, it's a CotU sabotage

So, so, so, so listen up 'cause cbc you can't win nothin'
You'll shut me down with a push of your sysadmin button?
But fuck you, I'm out and I'm gone
I'll tell you now, I keep blogging on and on

'Cause what you see you leaf lemmings might not get
And we can bet, so don't you get Campbell souped yet
You're sCHeming on a team that's a hockey mirage
I'm trying to tell you and your cockroach entourage

Why
Habs backs are now against the wall?
Listen all y'all, it's a Monster massage
Listen all y'all, it's a Celine camouflage
Listen all y'all, it's a Dou$harek dressage
Listen all y'all, it's a Hogtown mediot montage

I can't stand it, I know its just planned shit
I'm gonna set it straight, this 24/7leafgate
Lord, I stand by my plan of rockin' when I'm in this place
leaf fan you are a disgrace because you're all in my face

But make no mistakes and switCH up my CHannel
I'm buddy riCH when I fly off the handle
What could it be, it's a constant maple leaf massage
You're sCHeming on a team that's a fucking hockey mirage
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