Bust it bitCHes!

~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~

Prust it! …

This here's a tale for all the 4HFellas
Try to do what our lovely ladies tell us
Get shot down cause you're over zzzzzzealous
Play hard to get and leafers get jealous

Ok Colby, go to a party
Girls are stancin the crowd is showin Budaj
A CHick walks by you wish you could sext her
But you're standin on the wall like you was Scott Gomez

Next days function, high class lunCHeon
Food is served and you're stoned, cold and munCHin'
Music comes on, people start to dance
But then Boone ate so much he nearly split his pants

A girl starts walkin, guys start gawkin'
Sits down next to you and starts talkin'
Says she wanna dance cus she likes the East coast groove
So come on The M. and just bust a move

Anonymous' on a mission and is fuckin' wishin'
Someone could cure you're Boston condition
You're lookin for love in all the wrong places
We gots fine girls not ugly Mass. faces

From frustration first inclination
Is to become Burke and leave the shituation
But every dark tunnel has a Hazel hope
So don't hang yourself with a celibate rope, dope

New QT movie's showin... are you Djgoin?
Could care less about the Parée five you're blowin
Theatre gets dark just to start the Montréal show
When you spot a 4HFine woman sittin in the front row

She's dressed in brown&yellow, she says "Hello,
Come sit next to me you fine 4HFellow"
KmaXXX runs over there without a second to loose
And what comes next, PatCHes busts a move!

If you want it Moey you've got it (repeat)
Just bust a move
If you want it juce you've got it (repeat)
Just bust a move
If you want it Esther you've got it (repeat)
Just bust a move
If you want it gillis you've got it (repeat)<--
Just bust a move

In Canada's Hockey city ladies look pretty
Steve writes 4:20 comments so he can seem witty
Tell a funny joke just to get some play
Then you try to make a move and she says "gCHuk no way!"

Habs ain't a fakin' ... goodness sakin'
We want that DGMB man to bring home the bacon
PFK got no money and he got no car
Then he got no jersey and here we are

Some agents are sophistic... materialistic
Looking for a stud man makes them opportunistic
They're lyin on our beaCH perpetratin a fake tan
So that a brother with money can be their man

So on the beaCH PFKs strollin'... real high-rollin'
Everything you have is your's and not stolen
Don't run it up with somethin to prove
So don't just stand there, bust a contract move

(MT2.0 break down, ah, oh, yeah, uh)

Your best friend Carey he's a brother who ain't wary
In five months from now he's gonna get married
Here's hopin you can make it there if you can
'Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man

You say "neato"... CHeck your libido
And roll to the CHurCH in your new BBR tuxedo
The bride walks down just to start TFS™s' wedding
There's more than one girl you'll be getting

So PFK you start thinkin, then PFK you start blinkin
Geoff Molson looks and thinks that you're winkin
He thinks you're kinda cute so he winks back
And now you're feelin really fine cus the deal is $tacked

Reception's jumpin, 29's bass is pumpin
Look at the gCHuk and our heart starts thumpin
Say we want to dance to a different groove
Now you know what to do GFYHG, bust a fuckin move

You want it.
4hFers got it.
Move it Les Boyz.
Word.
BitCHes.

Out.

~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~

 ~ ~ ~

 ~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~ 

 ~ ~ ~

 ~ ~ ~

 ~ ~ ~

 ~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~

 ~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~

 ~ ~ ~

 ~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~