$igned, sealed and delivered from fucking evil

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Money, new CBA

Get an NHL job with more pay and you're O.K.

Money, Doan's an ass

Grab Yote cash with both hands and make a stash

New car, caviar, four star desert dream,

Think I'll buy me a hockey team

Money, fans are back

Habs are all right, jacobs keep your fucking chara off my PatCHes' back.

Owners' Money, took a hit

Don't give me that do goody good free Pens food shit

I'm in the Hi-Fidelity 4HFfirst class travelling set

And I think I need me a Penthouse Pet

(Molson's) Money, it's a beer crime

Share it fairly but don't give FLA a slice of our pie

(50/50) Money, so they'll play

bettman is the root of all evil today

But if you ask for a rise it's no surprise that Geoff

Isn't giving none away

NHLPA#1: "HuHuh! I was in the right!"

NHLPA#2:"Yes, absolutely in the right!"

NHLPA#3:"I certainly was in the right!"

NHLPA#4:"You was definitely in the right. That fuckface was cruising for a bruising!"

NHLPA#5:"Fuck Yeah!"

4HFan#1:"Why does anyone do anything?"

4HFanPA#29:"I don't know, I was really drunk at the time!"

4HFan#31:"MT2.0 was just telling him, Darche couldn't get into the lineup. Campoli was asking

why he wasn't coming up on freely, after Dudley was yelling and

screaming and telling him why Commodore might be coming up on freely.

It came as a heavy blow, but DGMB sorted the matter out!"

Money, sign PFK! already!

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Now give us a Stairway to Stanley Cup Heaven.

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GYFHG!