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The BELL Centre joint should be buzzed tonight to watCH the still-in-first-place Canadiens light up and smoke the NYR. TheFineStuff™ vs. da Bronx's King Bud. NHL's puffed prescription here. MT2.0's not-quite-60-minutes CHronic system needs some torCHing. Habs'll need to poke and pin the Blueshirts and pot a few. Puck gets whacked at 4:20 PST. Let's get together and giggle at the cockroach network getting high on their love leaf. Fuck that, I want some of the good stuff. Make some fucking hay Habs!
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Draw one FHFers.
GYFHG!
Ok gang - the Habs are gonna rock the house and smoke those fucking Rangers good!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!!
Steve's getting his bong ready.
ReplyDeleteFuck, do I have to listen to old Bob Cold tonight? Probably not, my TV will be full of leaf shit and hnic will be a blue bag licker's ball tonight.
You can stream the hnic games from the cbc site if you don't mind watching on a computer & you have a decent bandwidth. But yeah, I expect Cold to be doing pbp and probably GG on colour.
DeleteI predict 4-2 Habs. PK getting 2 goals, at least one on the PP. Patches getting one. Trying to save money by not visiting poker tables these past months, need to dangerously predict things. Speaking of which, betting odds say Habs are almost 94% sure for the playoffs, 1/2 on getting home ice. http://www.sportsclubstats.com/NHL.html
ReplyDeleteAlso want to say, thing I miss the most about Montreal, besides the food, music, architecture, pretty people, friends, family and common decency in public is a good 'ol hockey game at night with a beer. Somehow scrambled eggs and a hangover on Sunday morning isn't the same.
ReplyDeleteSince you (didn't) asked, things I don't miss from Montreal: the weather, the job(s), not being able to get booze past 11/3, paying more than a buck for the subway or 10 for a cab ride and the French. Ok, sort of miss the French, like I miss the snow. Pretty and fun, but not worth the hassle.
GO HABS GO
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DeleteWon't see the game tonight but will PVR it. I hope our boys give those Rags a good spanking cos Torts bugs my arse. That is all.
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ReplyDeleteNo Nash, No DZ, No Ugly Staal + return of Gally2 = No Problem. Habs in a cakewalk tonight. Mmmmmmm, cake. Will I bother streaming it? Not sure.
ReplyDeleteCole playing?
DeleteFeelin' irie mon!
ReplyDeleteBiron starting or are they just blowing smoke?
ReplyDeleteBonjour les amies!
ReplyDeleteBiron apparently got the puck while on the bench the other day and just threw it back into the game - no whistle.
Gonna show Torts who's boring, Habs don't depend on the visitor to entertain THEIR fans.
Glad Kid-G is back, hope it's not too soon. Love that kid - keep on smiling.
Where Habs are concerned, King Henry is reduced to a mere peasant.
Give PFK more ice time.
Hearing Lego-GCHuk-Cole.
Happy belated SF, antique too slow for it, but I'm sure moeman did usual great work.
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DeleteI hear Prust may or may not play. That sucks.
ReplyDeleteI love this woman (the one with the bangs);
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Hq-URl9F17Y
Diane Lane is, available.
ReplyDeleteKaKa playing.
ReplyDeleteTorts' arrogance is about as appealing as this cold/couch I have. Screw him. And I hope the boys bore him out of his mind tonight and screw him out of 2 points.
ReplyDeleteGYFHG!!!
*cough
ReplyDeleteGet well iRie.
DeleteThanks moe. Out of Tylenol Cold so vodka it is.
DeleteMix in some NyQuil. (NB-I am not a Doctor!)
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Deletecockroach leaf splooge fills your screen. These people are sick fucks.
ReplyDeleteOh one draw, win one draw
ReplyDeleteOr at least 60%.
DeleteBourque has berked into his toilet. Out with the flu.
ReplyDeleteThat heely piece was fucking sickening. Glorify late hits, glorify staged fights and do it in a hyped up leafanboy way. What a fucking douchebag.
ReplyDeleteYup.
Deletefried man and bjstuck are suggesting NYR crash TFS™'s net. Weird they didn't say the same for the Sens.
ReplyDeleteLeaf love.
DeleteKid G interviews well. Says the right things about team play.
ReplyDeleteStill think Cassie is but a token gendered plug for the cockroaches. I don't think she is too bright but definitely brighter than the low wattage bulbs in bjstuck and heely.
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ReplyDeleteok in tribute to this post (sure, 29) I've smoked a fattie and I'm ready to go
ReplyDeleteGYFHG
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DeleteMunCH out Bro, in 3, 2, 1.
Deletethe best reason, even!
Deletebjstuck, weaks and heely all offer advice to the NYR. Surprised?
ReplyDeleteCareful Rags you dont step in some KAKA
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ReplyDeletethe pattern in Marc Denis' jacket is freaking me out man
ReplyDeleteFat Flashback; Glen Sather was a Hab.
ReplyDeleteCrysis rocks
ReplyDeleteCHarger is playing!
ReplyDeletecbc stream is choppy, just like they suggest the NYR get with the Habs.
ReplyDeleteafter a hundred silverado commercials mine is pussy fine
DeleteRBQ is talking to God on the big porceilen telephone.
ReplyDeleteStumpy Thomas son plays first game
I have met and still keep in touch with Stumpy's wife, a good friend and a serious babe.
DeleteAnthem singer has some crazy hair.
ReplyDeleteOh fuck, son of 'legendary leaf' Steve Thomas is playing for the Rags.
ReplyDeleteThe kid's Mom is a gem of a gal. Thomas was an all-around good guy (except as a leaf).
DeleteGame on muthers! Go Habs Go!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!
Le Gros Bill is in da house!
ReplyDelete... and is the ♥ HABS ♥.
DeleteGo Sens!
ReplyDelete+1
DeleteGO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO gO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs GO
ReplyDeletePuck drop!
ReplyDeleteHold on boys!!
Mouthbreathers out in full force in Ottawa.
ReplyDeleteOh fuck.
ReplyDeleteno Peel, no Lee, no problem...so far
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!
ReplyDeleteOK LEGO Do something
ReplyDeletemy CBC feed just went 480p
ReplyDeletemine too. off and on. still fucking choppy too.
Deletestop hesitating, no delay move, shot pass
ReplyDeleteHa ha fuck you cbc.
ReplyDeleteFeeling like its gonna be one of those games...lucky bounce wins
ReplyDeleteAls coaCH in da house!
ReplyDeleteOne could suggest CHallah is the best player on the ice.
ReplyDeleteI forget, who is CHallah?
DeleteHalpern.
Deletescreinsiva
ReplyDeleteoh man I have had frozen feed forever now
ReplyDeleteCASH ONE FFS
ReplyDeleteI've had more shots than the Habs.
ReplyDelete6-3 SOG. barnburner!
ReplyDeleteBe awesome if the Habs win an even more 'boring' game just to watch Torts explode and try to explain why his team is so fucking boring. I tuned in at 8pm (AST) exactly and have heard 7 times how boring the last game was.
ReplyDeleteOne period down - I need more beer! Carling and Speckled Hen are cold so at least I have a choice!
ReplyDeleteSpeckled Hen, nice!
DeleteOne of the benefits of life in the UK - great beers! Carling not so much but cheap - the Hen will come out later!
Deletecrotches corners live from Mali
ReplyDeleteAre all the feeds lagging tonight? My feed is rds but is slow as a mutherfucker and making it hard to watch...mind my kid is still online and the wife is playing Haydays on Fb so maybe that's why? Any ideas?
ReplyDeletePut the family to sleep. Literally.
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DeleteMetro has an 'Irish' quad pack on sale for $18.84.
ReplyDelete2x Guinness, Harp, Kilkenny and Smithwick.
Sounds good to me - beer prices over here are all over the place - they don't sell 2-4's so you make it up - 18 cans of Stella can cost 11 quid or 18 quid depending if the store has a sale on. Sometimes its 2 18 paxks for 19 quid - which isn't bad. What's a 2-4 of Molson go for these days?
DeleteI loves me some cold, creamy Kilkenny! My beer of choice lately.
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DeleteDon't know KmaXXX. Maybe 29 can run to the dépanneur and check. Maybe $29?
DeleteOf the four, Kilkenny is tops. Then Smithwick, then Harp.
DeleteLove all those beers!
Deletesticke the tie up your ass Don, but I have to admit you had a great one on tonite
ReplyDeleteShiny satin ties are for dons. cbc version is a fucking bigot.
DeleteAll the feeds I've tried are hard to watch too. Fucking chippy video and sporadic audio. Nothing else streaming, up or downloading. I have Seven Psychopaths to watch. Anybody seen it?
ReplyDeleteyes its good
DeleteColé!!!
ReplyDeleteColé!!!
ReplyDeleteERB from LEGO
ReplyDeleteCOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCHarger on the PP. Interesting.
ReplyDeleteCole!
ReplyDeleteFuck of with the Olé song. Seriously, I know its fun, I did it but way too fucking soon.
ReplyDeleteFuck it, I'll stick with the Seven Sociopaths (5 in the studio, 2 in the booth) instead.
ReplyDeleteCHocula called. Don't answer the fucking phone.
ReplyDeleteWolverine!
ReplyDeleteI watched the new red dawn today
DeleteCole is back baby! High fivin' a ref coming soon!
ReplyDeleteGYMFHG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
juce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteHey Juce - we're all here - glad you can join! What ya drinkin?
DeleteJesus Price
ReplyDeleteYeah, the Price is wrong, BITCH!
ReplyDeleteThat was a bit close - nice work TFS!
ReplyDeleteFlipped betwixt commercials. cockroaches are so blue they yip when it is a 1 on 3. Sick, sick fucks.
ReplyDeletegood solid check
ReplyDeletebullshit, hockey play
ReplyDeleteTFS sure looks sharp tonight.
ReplyDeleteOuCH.
Good eye iRie, he is standing tall.
DeleteBlanCHe on the PK, again. So far, so good.
ReplyDeleteI thought you were allowed to check!!
ReplyDeleteFucking zebras, screwing us, no penalty in favor of Patches & Prust, but Patches gets a bording. Pricks, send then a puck in the face accidentally, of course.
ReplyDeleteFear of fuckface bettman.
DeleteI know she prefers to watCH the game alone with her tiny Toaster but at some point we have to call out N31 to join in. Love her hockey smarts.
ReplyDeleteGood call Moeman - make the call!
Delete+1
DeleteThen again, Toaster is a cute one.
N31 needs to share her affections, with us!
DeleteKid G most dangerous red white and blue guy on the ice
ReplyDeleteNice PK!
ReplyDeleteFun fact. Armstrong Cheese doesn't make a Colby. Because they know there's no use for it and it sucks.
ReplyDeleteheh
Deleteits a Cheese fart
Deleteoh plexxxe
ReplyDeleteTrade PleXXXe. Now.
ReplyDeletefirst player to be traded during his shift
Deleteperry pearn
DeleteSuperplexxxe super miss
ReplyDeleteEsther, we love you!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!
ReplyDeleteprobably best that my stream froze as they continued talking about the Plex miss.
ReplyDeleteGio telling PleXXXe he is traded.
ReplyDeleteI don't like MT's timeouts, he seems to fuck things up.
ReplyDeletewill they ever complete a pass????
ReplyDeleteBEAUTY!
ReplyDeletegCHuk!!!!!!
ReplyDeletebig lego assist
Holy fucking shit that was gorgeous Lego work.
ReplyDeleteLEGO!!!
ReplyDeleteFUCK THAT WAS PRETTY.
or... no goal... stand by
ReplyDeletegCHuck, I watched it three times and i still cant believe it
ReplyDeleteTorts needs some bjstuck Depends.
ReplyDeleteits a goooooooal
ReplyDeleteg-CHuck!
ReplyDeleteron mclames's fuck buddy got raped on that goal.
ReplyDelete*ping*
ReplyDeleteGCHuk ...maybe?
ReplyDeleteFuck ya! Yo momma's boring, Torts!
ReplyDeleteGYMFHG!
ok we are safe until 6 min left in the third
ReplyDeleteQ 4 FHFers (don't Google), do da broons have the night off?
ReplyDeleteYup, play mssr derp's team tomorrow
DeleteWhat am I missing?
ReplyDeleteIrish beer?
Delete29 is high and trying to friend Addy on facebook
Deletegonna have to trade the whole line
ReplyDeleteBag skate PleXXXe!
ReplyDeleteThere goes PK boring them to death again...
ReplyDeleteYippee 2-1 Sens!
ReplyDeleteLego!!!!
ReplyDeleteLego. Lego Lego
ReplyDeleteLEGO!!!
ReplyDeleteSweet second period.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you think will happen if LEGO gets some wingers, a three point night so far
ReplyDeleteTorts looks constipated.
ReplyDeleteYou know who's not at all bored right now and really entertained? *points to self*
ReplyDelete(Don't make me swallow my words, boys!)
Your temperature is iRising !
DeleteWhere's temekumatt?
ReplyDeleteSens 2 stoopid fucking leaf 1.
That was a good period!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!
That new line is meshing.
ReplyDeleteits a Star Wars Lego collecters set line
DeleteI hope to fuck somebody has the balls to ask Tortorella if this game was exciting enough for him! Not counting our chickens just yet, but fuck I love beating the fucking rangers
ReplyDeleteSteve, the assists were removed from Cole's goal. I can't even fucking remember it.
ReplyDeleteWTF, Lego dug it out of the corner
Delete2ND PERIOD
ReplyDelete01:20 MTL E. COLE (3) WRIST - ASST: NONE 1 - 0 MTL
13:36 MTL A. GALCHENYUK (3) WRIST - ASST: L. ELLER (7) AND E. COLE (3) 2 - 0 MTL
19:34 MTL PPG - L. ELLER (2) WRIST - ASST: A. GALCHENYUK (9) AND P. SUBBAN (5) 3 - 0 MTL
Sens will be severely penalized in their 3rd period.
ReplyDeleteI think gCHuck needs some skating lessons, he is not as bad a LeBrow but he has to smooth out that stroke
ReplyDeletethe leaf have Barbara Underhill, we should have Pele
Deletemclame can't believe the Habs are beating the Rags and his bum buddy Brad Richards.
ReplyDeletethe look on his face was priceless. similar to how it looks when BR is sucking his dick I imagine.
Deletemclame is one weird sick fuck.
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ReplyDeleteWith Star Wars Episode 7 on the horizon, and Disney trying to get the old cast so sign on, I assume it'll take place about 40 years after ROTJ. Just wondering a)what's the lifespan of a wookie and b)do wookies turn grey or go bald?
ReplyDeleteheh, sick fucks at the cockroach network say 60% surveyed see OTT coach as a Jack Adams candidate. Two things, too early to tell and the 40% that voted against him are leaf fan, who aren't hockey fans, just leaf fan, the worst stupid fuckers on the face of this fucking planet.
ReplyDeleteHANG ON BOYS
ReplyDeletego habs go go habs go go habs go go habs go !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCan you taste it? Its sweet. Its creamy. It melts in your mouth ...
ReplyDeleteLick!
ReplyDeletehttp://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2013/02/so-far-so-high-so-ice-creamy-good.html
Cream it!
ReplyDeleteGo You Fucking Habs GO
ReplyDeleteWhere is my delte
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