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Dans les Stanleys Coupes nickelés
de leurs endroit préféré
ils viennent juste de rentrer
pour entendre les jolis olé(s)
sur la plate forme glacée blanCHe
tout doucement CHip se penche
retenant ses longs cheveux
de tomber devant ses yeux
y'a des joueurs comme ça
qui ne s'arrêteront pas
y'a rien à faire c'est l'enfer
rien à faire parfois j’exagères
vie et mort du hockey
qui aimes les couleurs bleu blanc et rouge
je suis si bien si tranquille
dit-il à Moey ‘hope you tan well’
qui a les dents toutes serrées
SFU est vraiment trop crispée
je me demande ce qu’ils on pris
encore de la coCHonnerie
heureusement j'ai des FHF ami(e)s
eux au moins ils m'ont compris
y'a des joueurs comme ça
qui ne s'arrêteront pas
y'a rien à faire c'est l'enfer
rien à faire
parfois j’exagères
vie et mort de hockey!
qui aimes les couleurs bleu blanc et rouge
comme elle est belle quand c’est Friday Sexy
elle ressemble à un délicieux cookie
tout plein de sucre candy
dans sa bouCHe très jolie
serait-ce Mitsou qui rit
qui lui donne cet air fleuri
blanc comme la porcelaine
froid comme un oeil de murène
et ça n'en finirait plus
si elle devait rentrer
elle parade dans la rue Ste. Catherine
un KidA qui sait jouer
sur le filet la lumière éclate
mais l’arbitre pisse écarlate
et bon sang la War Room s'éclate
y'a des joueurs comme ça
qui ne s'arrêteront pas
y'a rien à faire c'est l'enfer
rien à faire ont exagèrent!
vie et mort de hockey
qui aimes les couleurs bleu blanc et rouge!
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One of my life mottos has always been 'a kick in the ass is 18" from a pat on the back'.
ReplyDeleteHaving said that, I will admit it is FHFun to parody some of the best lyricists out there.
Merci pour l'inspiration Jean Leloup. (Thanks to our iRiRi for the Chips Ahoy! idea).
Didn't know the song so had to listen while reading the parody - as usual - great job!
DeleteThx bro.
DeleteKypreos thinks the Jets are better than the Habs 'cause they're bigger. We'll see.
ReplyDeleteMethinks rogers/hnic will be abandoning the good ship leaf very soon. I watched most of that game last night and it was God-awful. The season the Habs finished 27th, they weren't that bad, they could at least score a few goals with ERWB, DDD and PatCHes as a line. Like moe mentioned on the previous thread, after the game the fried-man wants the leaf to tank to get the high pick. No worries Elliott, it's gonna happen. Enjoy.
kypridiot is an idiot.
DeleteWatch out they got Rangar Lothrooke, hope it puts some fire in fellow Viking Lego
ReplyDeletePrice has a lower body injury, Condon will start tonight.
ReplyDeleteWow, big news.
DeleteToker called up as backup.
ReplyDeleteSame lineup, Errol plays on the 2nd line.
ReplyDeleteGYMFHG!
ReplyDeleteOK, just finished making the sauce for my lasagna for tonight, I'll let that simmer for a while.
ReplyDeleteThe Jets played last night in Columbus, just keep it tight until the 3rd period, wear them down and then put the boots to them.
Go Lego! Prove MT wrong and that you are better than him! GYFHG!
Guess it's time to prove the SFU idiots wrong - this team doesn't just win because of Price. You know, in case they haven't noticed that 3 of their wins are from Rubber already.
ReplyDeleteGYMFHG!!!
And great to see the Chiefs pounding the Lions. I am one of only 2 in our Loser pool to pick the Lions this week.
So TFS is injured...lower body what what led to knee surgery in the past - lets hope it's not that again. This shit just got real for Condon so let's hope he's up to the challenge. Go,you fucking Habs go!
ReplyDeleteMT says TFS will be out for the week.
ReplyDeleteTime to play as a team.
DeleteI thought they always did. Fuck the SFU propaganda.
Deletethe M. knows I was putting the ass in sarcasstic.
DeleteYup.
DeletePierre LeBrun Retweeted
ReplyDeleteJohn Lu @JohnLuTSNMtl 1h1 hour ago
#Habs Therrien says Price will miss the next week of action. Sustained injury Thurs in Edm, didn't feel good Fri, checked Sat by team Dr.
Rubber, Shiek, Condom, Trojian, Rubber!! or Tire Go Habs Go, If Jizz can get it past Rubber is practice does he play?
ReplyDeleteWhat a shootout...Giants/Saints tied 49-49. No defence in this game, looks like last possession wins.
ReplyDeleteLasagna turned out good, had a Smithwicks red ale with it. Buuuurrrrrrrppppppp......
Saints took it. Incredible mid-season game.
DeleteCrazy, combined for 101 pts, 3rd most in NFL history. An all out aerial war between Eli and Brees.
DeleteExciting to say the least.
DeleteAbout three times a year the local Provigo (Loblaws owned) sells full beef mignon loins for $10.99kg. I forked out almost $90 for a sweet piece of meat. Pretty well trimmed but still needed some fine moe touCHes. Sliced up and fridge-aged two fine cuts. Froze the rest, well wrapped, safe from burn, you could say Condon'd.
ReplyDeleteI like my steak rare, not blue as I find that too CHewy. Got a nice gift from Italia, some truffle salt. Added to the fresh ground pepper and a nice rub of OO, grilled to (my) perfection, very high heat, 4 mins per side, rested. Tonight's only accompaniment is some garlic-rubbed buttered pain rustique. Bloody great with a nice Cali Cab. Likely as tasty and gorgeous as Moey's newest tan. 80% dark choco orange slices and I'm set (will miss most of the first, fuck, KMP on the Roadrunner!!! as I not only love the guy but, wait for it, share the same birth day).
Meep! Meep!
DeleteDirty old pasta for me. I like my steak well done, I know, people think I'm crazy, so do restaurant chefs.
Deletejuce, this will be the game thread, don't scurry off to some ancient post.
ReplyDelete: )
:) :)
Delete... and additional very à promos tune:
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYyBZE0kBtE
promos = propos
DeleteLes Habs, Walking Dead, Sunday Night Football, World Series.......not enough TV's
ReplyDeleteImpact too.
DeleteBack in an hour FHFers. Be good.
ReplyDeleteHehehe.
ReplyDeleteA+, moe.
Enjoy that steak!
Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIf anyone is searCHing, RDS info has the game.
ReplyDeleteGYFHG!!!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations TFS.
ReplyDeleteBullet points for moe:
ReplyDelete- Daniel and Donald Audette
- Sarah Vaillancourt, Olympic gold medal winner - 2 times
- Making NHL pucks
- Finally, the Road Runner, a few old stories about his Sherwood sticks, playing on the PP and the arrival of #10
- Not a fucking leaf in sight.
Oh, a quick interview at the Bell with CHips Ahoy about his scoring exploits.
GO YOU FUCKING HABS GO!
Sweet recap brother M.!
DeleteC'mon, Trouba was clearly holding Yeast's stick, damn ref.
ReplyDeleteJustice kill.
ReplyDeleteLb SHORTIE !!
ReplyDeleteHeard it whilst in the car!!
DeletePaul!!!
ReplyDeleteSorry Jizz, you won't be seeing the ice anytime soon.
ReplyDeleteByfuglen hit him right in the head, bastard.
ReplyDeleteToo many men. geez
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAls eliminated.
ReplyDeleteSteelers bonked.
Go Impact!
Yeast!
ReplyDeleteYeast!!
ReplyDeleteYeast!!!
ReplyDeleteJustice goal.
ReplyDeleteNote the perfect synchronization of punctuation!!!!
ReplyDeleteBig Buff just let DDD skate in. Peggers may be big but not too fast.
ReplyDeleteMitCH is back, hope he's ok.
ReplyDeletePaul Maurice goon hockey.
ReplyDeleteFucking Bfyglen, another head shot! KidA was really pissed. The refs better do something to winnipe before he injures something,
ReplyDeleteLooks like we (on RDS) need to switch to RDS2 when baseball starts.
ReplyDeleteFWIW, snet decided to nuke City channel game feeds in Ottawa-Gatineau.
Just the regular RDS station, RDS Info has baseball now and RDS@ has the Impact.
Delete*RDS2* has the Impact
DeleteMerci juce.
DeleteGood UK film 'Common' on Netflix;
ReplyDeletehttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt2937752/
Some very heart-wrenching moments.
I also had some problems of Kodi, Sportsdevil nothing, had to go to Phoniex
ReplyDeleteNice CHat with my original Hab fave #12, Yvan Cournoyer aka the Road Runner. For somebody not very big, he could shoot the puck as hard as anyone, due to practicing shooting with heavier steel pucks made by his Dad. Also, was ambidextrous shooting left or right. Too bad he was saddled during the interview with moron pjsuck who couldn't make a face like a hockey player.
ReplyDeleteMerci the M.
DeleteOut of curiosity I checked to see if these were the same refs who allowed the Jets to play pinball with KidA keeping him pinned in their zone on an incing and the Habs could not go there. They're not.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
I am fortunate with my Rogers package I signed up for last summer, I have the Center Ice package for the next 3 years so every Habs game is available to me regardless of what channel it's on. I can even watch the putrid leaf tanking effort if I so chose.
ReplyDeleteGood stuff. No Anglo feed for me tonight. No biggie, I'm bilingual!
DeleteYeast!!
ReplyDeleteYeast!!
ReplyDeleteYeast!!!
ReplyDeleteYeast!!! and I never lost faith in DDD
ReplyDeleteNote the almost perfect synchronization of punctuation!!!!
ReplyDeleteWe'll get it right next goal!
DeleteI am in the doghouse with Lego
DeleteWooooooooooo!!!
ReplyDeleteDDD!
ReplyDeleteDDD!!!
ReplyDeleteGoalie change for the Jets.
ReplyDeleteMaurice looks pissed. Not you moe.
ReplyDeleteAll good bro.
Delete; )
Despite the beauty 4-0 lead over the goon peggers, I have a small bone to pick.
ReplyDeleteThe Habs were in the West for 3 games, heading East after the VAN game. Why not play in Winnipeg on the way home instead of flying both teams to Montreal? Weird.
Also, eat shit SFU.
I have started my Movember Larry Robinson staCHe !
ReplyDeleteEasy one for the SFUcker's headlines tomorrow;
ReplyDeleteNo Price, No Problem.
Ha! Beauty!
DeleteKKKKKKKASH IT
ReplyDeleteKKKKKKKASH IT
DeleteImpact on RDS2, tied 1-1.
ReplyDeleteAls eliminated.
Paul Maurice goon hockey.
ReplyDeleteThe Jets think they're the dirty shit-stained broons of the Canada. Fucking dirty goons, they are.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCASH IT make then pay!
ReplyDeletesure no PP time for gCHuck WTF
ReplyDeleteSheik!
ReplyDeleteSafe!
ReplyDeleteOur backup goalie puts the Con in confidence.
ReplyDeleteHey Maritimer, tough loss for your Giants in the mid-season pro bowl. WOW! What a game. Good news for me is I just traded Aaron Rodgers for Brees (among other players) in my Fantasy league. Got me 60 points today! And I picked the Giants to cover the 3.5 spread in my other pool.
ReplyDeleteWow, this game is crazy. Crazy good. Unlike Toker last year, I have no fears with TFS missing a few games. Looks so Carey-like out there. And this lead is good news...I can safely switch over to the 90 minute Walking Dead episode and find out what happened with one of the main characters (no spoilers in case not all are caught up and live under a rock).
LEGO!
ReplyDeleteLego!!
ReplyDeleteLEGO!!!
ReplyDeleteLego!!!!
ReplyDeleteI read the play
DeleteQuadruple punctuation sync! We are better than Patrick CHan!
ReplyDelete5.5 from the Russian judge.
Delete(Based on the thread theme, can I sell you a cookie for a better score?)
DeleteFor some strange reason, i do still have a soft spot for Chips Ahoy! cookies. Probably because the rest of my family is celiac so i don't eat too many 'real' cookies.
DeleteReal Irish are celiac, I got a couple myself
DeleteHey Steve, I've started season 4 of Longmire. What a great series and Netflix have done a great job of keeping the same feel to the show. Some crazy shit happening early on. Think i'm 3 episodes in.
ReplyDeleteWhoa, did not realize Netflix had picked it up, thanks
DeleteNo spoilers!
DeleteOne spoiler...Walt drinks a few Rainiers. I remember that swill very well from when I lived in BC.
DeleteGreat team game so far and it pads the +/- differential, which makes the SFU CHoke on their own ANALytics bile.
ReplyDeleteBonus, I may start to compare N8's numbers to the leaf's ORReilly, for fucking FHFun!
♥ Heartfelt thanks to the CH for their work with/for kids with cancer. Such a great organization that affects and effects lives. ♥
ReplyDeleteSwitCHing over to TWD.
ReplyDelete2-1 Impact!
ReplyDelete10 mins left!!!
TfuckingSfuckingN were still waxing on earlier today about what went wrong with TFC without a mention that the Impact were playing tonight. And they're even showing the game ffs!
DeleteWow. I thought their soccer coverage would be less biased.
DeleteLast night after the laff fest on hnic, the fried-man said he was really looking forward to seeing the two best teams in Canada play on Sunday night. The leafool kypreos, who never gives the Habs an ounce of credit, said the Jets were the better team, because they were "heavier", built to play in the Western conference. Well, this game isn't over, but I'll take my fleet footed Canadiens over the goon Jets any day of the week and twice on Sunday. And I don't give a flying fuck that they played last night in Columbus. That's the schedule deal with it.
ReplyDeleteSide note: The Flash (Yeast) being paid $550,000k this season, has 4 goals. the same as 8 million dollar man phat phil.
To think it has come to what a lunkhead like kypridiot thinks. Seriously, he has zero capability to string thoughts together, much less balance said thoughts with his fucking Habs hate. The lack of hockey knowledge on snet's panels is astounding but they are basically playing at the level of their home team leaf. Maybe Babs can coach them, too. Pathetic.
DeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
Impact wins.
ReplyDeleteSweet.
DeleteGood, fuck off Buf
ReplyDeleteHe fucked up Yeast's almost hattie.
ReplyDeleteI'm listening, do we look good? So I'm on my way to the beach today when I hear a beep from my beach bag. When I sat down I see a Gazette alert that Price was hurt. Time for les boys to step it up! So far so good.
ReplyDeleteVery solid effort tonight. Home cooking',
DeleteGood!
DeleteBTW, you made it into the parody. : )
DeleteI just read it moe, merci! I'll do my best, soooo tired after a six month long home renovation, this is what the doctor ordered.
DeleteCHill out Kate and have fun.
DeleteAck
ReplyDeletePooh. No shutout.
ReplyDeleteDon't panic.
ReplyDeleteGreat read;
ReplyDeletehttp://montrealgazette.com/sports/hockey/nhl/montreal-canadiens/jack-todd-trend-away-from-violence-is-picking-up-speed
micro Stone has a hearing for his hit on Ferarro.
ReplyDeleteEat that SFU
ReplyDeleteGood job, boys. Nice win to Condon on his first win on home ice..
ReplyDeleteThe kid might be in the Calder running if he keeps it up.
Deleteis he not to old at 25?
DeleteOh yeah, forgot about that, DDD says they wanted to get free wings for their fans.
ReplyDeletenice win the rubber hits the home road
ReplyDeleteI was hoping Rubber wouldn't a single drop through. Oh well, I feel the Sheik will keep our French Safe while Price heals up.
ReplyDeleteSo, kypridiot, who do you think is the best team in Canada now? It would never be the 11-2 Habs would it?
Suck it SFUckers!
R.I.P.Fred Thompson
ReplyDeleteYay!
ReplyDeleteSo apparently the Habs only lose when I watch the games live. Duly noted.
That was easy. A little tooooooo easy. It was like watching the Globetrotters out there, and I don't even think they were trying the last half of the game. Too bad they couldn't get Condom his SO (we're blaming Gilbert for that, right?).
Anyway, the Jets are dirty and Buf should get suspended, but he won't (it was only Gallagher after all).
GO HABS GO!
Also, a shout out to the Mitsou reference. Brings me back to 8th grade French class.
ReplyDeleteMontreal is on pace to score 316 goals this season. That'd be over 100 more than last season. It'd be 67 more than the mark by league leaders TB last season.
ReplyDeleteBut ok, the average will likely drop off. But still, the Habs just need to average 3 goals per game now to match TB's total from last year. That's almost a whole goal drop off from their average so far.
The league will take a look at Buf's hit. Even money on anything actually being done.
ReplyDeleteThey'll use the 'size' factor, you know like they do for Chara.
DeleteHee Haw! Another win for Les Boys! I stayed with it until it was 4-0. The Habs did look good - Condon played well and the Jets certainly are a chippy bunch of fucks. If that cock Byfuckinhead doesn't get a suspension for his intentional hit to the head on KidA then all they ever talk about in the league about wanting to rid it of that is complete bullshit. There was intentional movement of the shoulder and arm and the head was the target all along. Lego gets a PP goal so I suppose all is well there too. Byron (does he have a nickname yet?) is playing himself into a role on the team which is too bad for Jizz, as I don't think he's had a bad start to the season - just hasn't scored 5 or 6 goals!
ReplyDeleteNickname is Lb.
DeleteMy son is taking me to see the new James Bond film - Spectre - it opened in the UK last week - I won't spoil it for you - unless anyone wants me to...watch this space!
ReplyDeleteCongrats to the KC Royals.
ReplyDeleteIn a flashback to when Detroit won a Stanley Cup and the SFU went straight to their should've-had-a-Vezina-Cujo stories (he left and went to, wait for it, Detroit) as the red Wings players were raising the Cup, the SFU is now saying that a Jays vs. Mets would've been a better series. Unfuckingbelievable.
Until the Jays lost of course.
DeleteYeast is NHL's 1sr Star.
ReplyDeleteMy mistake, the 3 starts weren't yet posted.
DeleteI you click on stats on NHL, the top goalie stats go to TFS and Sheik.
ReplyDeleteTwo games for the wincing/whining sens' stone.
ReplyDeleteWill big buff get nailed?
One of the best days of the year when Halloween candies (fun-size chocolates only) are 50-70% off!!! Its Wunderbar!
ReplyDeleteYou can buy twice as many.
DeleteWinnipeg Jets defenseman Dustin Byfuglien will have a hearing Tuesday for his hit on Montreal Canadiens forward Brendan Gallagher on Sunday night.
ReplyDeleteByfuglien's hearing will reportedly take place Tuesday morning, according to TSN's Darren Dreger.
The blue-liner appeared to hit Gallagher in the head in Sunday's 5-1 loss to the Canadiens.
No no no...all the SFU talking head say it was nothing...interference at most. Must be true.
ReplyDeleteThe guys on leaf (barf) lunch didn't even mention it so I'm guessing it was the three leaf stooges SFU Mallethead, maclamer and kypridiot. Heh, 3 blind leaf mice.
DeleteThis makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Pure fucking Habs hate.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tsn.ca/stars-take-over-top-spot-in-nhl-power-rankings-1.386925
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Their Dallas Stars explanations for being #1 are faulty;
"Amazing what good goaltending can do for a team that can turn up the heat offensively. Antti Niemi's league-average .915 save percentage does the trick when the Stars are th third-highest scoring team in the league."
- Habs are the top offensively hot scoring team and goaltending is the best.
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"Yes, the Canadiens have been dramatically better as a team this year, so they don't rely so heavily on G Carey Price, and backup Mike Condon has been great (.944 SV%) in four starts, but let's not pretend that four starts make him the equivalent of the best goaltender in the world. For that reason, the Habs slip from top spot while Price is out."
- So Condon being 4-0, fronted by a hot offensive team, is why the Habs slip according to this SFUcker?
These wads will try to find any stupid, moronic, dumbfuck reason to slag the Habs. IATG.
You said it Moeman - even their own explanation makes no sense. So ignore it and consider the source. Mad fucks! Sad fucks!
DeleteYep, saw that earlier. So since it looks like the Stars might lose to the leaf tonight, I guess Cullen will move them up to first rank knocking out the Stars.
Deletehttp://espn.go.com/nhl/powerrankings
ReplyDeleteWhat do you know, an unbiased view of the Canadiens, an alien concept to the leafool fanboy hacks who work for all the tranna based media.
DeleteI just busted a gut.
ReplyDelete"I like pros" - Side Show Babs