Enough of this Eagles stuff. We're off to....Philly?! Dammit!

Hey FHFers I have to put this gameday post up a couple of days early to get rid of the Eagles taunting.  However we are off to Philly so this post is dedicated to all the things good about Philly I could find on the internet. 

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I don't know why there is a Chicago deep dish pizza here, but it stays!

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And before it's too late, an ode to the GM  we all love to hate.

Now this is a story all about how

My life got flipped turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there

I'll tell you how I became the prince of Habtown

In West Montreal, born and raised
On the hockey rink is where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ and passin’ and playin’ it cool
And all shootin' some pucks outside of the school
When a couple of guys started checkin’ me out

I Started wondering what this is all about

My mom saw the chance to finally be free

And said "You're movin' with your ‘uncle’ in Chicoutimi"

I begged and pleaded with her day after day

But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
We took a wrong turn to where the planes are

And at the bus station she kicked me out of the car

First class, yo, this it sure ain’t
10 Hours later I couldn’t feel my taint

I wonder what people in Chicoutimi do?
Oh I see, I best get a ski-doo

But wait, I hear they're rednecks, and all that

Is this the type of place that they just sent this cool cat?

I know what I'll do, I'll just be the class clown

I hope they're prepared for the Prince of Habtown

Well in 1983 Chicago drafted me
And a year later off to the Windy City
After five years it seemed like I just got here

But with the quickness like lightning, I disappear

The Isles, the Whale and the expansion Bolts

I kept fooling all of those dolts!

The Wings, the Blues, the Pens, the Nucks

Nobody knows that I truly suck

Chicago put up with 5 more years of my stench
Mr.Molson called and said “Bonjour, I hear you speak French!”
I still can’t believe they hired the class clown
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Hab Town

"Eat it suckers!"

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