Planet Gia, mathimatics and Issac Asimov have all come together to create Trump. I still maintain with ever less conviction Trump is a good thing, if you can call a forest fire a blessing.
Hey Nineteen That’s ‘Retha Franklin She don’t remember the Queen of Soul It’s hard times befallen The sole survivors She thinks I’m crazy But I’m just growing old… — Steely Dan
Ashly Marie Dickerson was her name, I call her girl sexy Friday. Respect the voice, the real voice, there are few are far between these days. Once again we have a funeral for an icon that will never rise again. I dont know if we are privileged or cursed.
Hey FHFriends, hockey season has begun here in the Loyalist City. I just came from the first exhibition game of the season, Saint John vs Bathurst, a freebie for all. It was enjoyable going to the game in shorts and a tee shirt then walking out of the rink into a warm summer night! Cheers!
We are never making the playoffs now. We have in probably the most underrated trade of the off season lost Kerby for Hunter. Kerby offered truculence, Hunter offers a really different last name, and scoring potential. And he was drafted one spot before big Mike. So in essence we should have just skipped the first round of the 2013 draft. Bottom line another poor mans Kid A. So expect Kid A to be traded for another winger we dont need.
Max Domi nickname...stay with me here...Tie's son but not as tough=lightweight=Tielight=Twilight (the last light before darkness sets in)...which is how it feels these days...an alternative could be TNS (the next saviour) - at least that is how the Habs media puppet masters have portrayed him of late...
Demo Man with a big move, swapping Rychel for some Numchuks. I thought Rychel might have had a shot at a spot in the lineup. BBB thought otherwise I guess.
I am feeling really good about the upcomming season. The machine has learned that skating is important to playing hockey and will teach the Children well. Coach Jabba will assasinate any player who dares dump and CHase as we are building for the future now and practice makes perfect. MiniMax with feed big Max and he will score 40 goals so lets stop the nabiling nabobs of negativity.
Carey Price tells the SFUckers network he can play better. I actually hope he does return to form, I have him in my keeper league, a resurgence by Carey would bode well for me. However, I believe as long as Molson and Demo Man are in control, the formerly relevant Canadiens will remain a clown show. It's a karma thing.
The leafs are hiring children and women into prominent roles in their organization. Meanwhile the Habs remain restricted to old white Francophone men. It's sad and a fucking shame to watch this once distinguished organization reduced to rubble by an owner too proud to pull his head out of his ass to see the light and his lackey GM with his chosen recycled coaches removing the skilled players from the organization one by one because they "don't fit" into their old ways of thinking.
Well, in Molson's defence he did allow his lackey to hire a couple of young gun coaches in Ducharme and Bouchard. That being said, they are white and francophone. Luke Richardson is a unilingual anglophone and I suspect he will be the scapegoat by the francophone SFU once the upcoming season runs its inevitable course and the Habs play a (s)tank game. As you said, nearly all the skilled players have been removed with only MaxiMax left to be purged. A team populated by 3rd and 4th line grinders and #6 and 7 defencemen (in jabba and demo man's image) won't be too successful in Gary's new speed league. #loseforhughes #firebergevin #hirebobbysmith.
That's the thing...the Habs are moving in the right direction but with the wrong GM. If any of the draft picks should become an up and coming superstar , you know BBB's ego won't allow it and they will be traded like Chucky was...yeah yeah win as a team blah blah...every team needs a superstar goal scorer. Habs have no goal scorers apart from Patches...next week's golf tourney will be interesting if any media has the balls to ask bbb the question "why the fuck do you want to trade your only proven goal scorer knowing you will only get a bag of pucks and some draft pics for him?" But no one will ask that question. ..
Saw this quote from Dubas "If you're only hiring white males, you're probably leaving a lot on the table in terms of where your organization goes and how it evolves and develops."
Now just insert the words'recycled, Francophone' and that makes you even more disadvantaged. That's your Montreal team in a nutshell.
I dont think women in combat makes any sense. There are biological differences between men and women. If wars where decided on pure psychical combat Africa would be a superpower. Push button war is a fiction boots on the ground with a tech protector is the winner right now and in the future.
I would hire Barbara Underhill before Wickenhiser. Maybe she brings something about no hitting hockey to the table. Maybe she can be a mother to the winny little bitch hockey players.
Just watched Patient Zero a rabies Zombie movie. Natile Dormer was awesome, otherwise very thin gruel. Watched it on my friends Kodi, and it was HD quality. It should have gone direct to streaming.
Finally made the switch from Rogers (HQ in Toronto) to BellAliant (HQ in Montreal), man, what a difference in technology and picture quality. Plus, I got rid of about 30 meters of ugly cable wire. Bell gave me a pretty good deal, Rogers countered hard to retain me but I wanted a change. I've got RDS free for the next 2 years before I threaten to cancel everything. I'm not sure how many Habs games I'll watch. It will probably depend how bad they play on any given night. That train wreck D that bargain bin "constructed" should be amusing especially when Carey gets Karlzzznered every night. Hee!
Good on the leaf for hiring some quality people...
I have both RDS and TVA. RDS has the regional broadcast, TVA the NHL rights, so they usually get any Saturday games. TVA also carry every playoff game so I get to watch those.
Yeah we get all regional games on SNET. OK when Bartlett does the games. Can't remember who did the colour last year - MJ maybe?
No matter what the airwaves are gonna be a Tavares-Matthews bukakefest. Gonna be glorious when they are ousted in the first round again because of defence-schmefence.
Another fearless prediction. Vegas does not make the playoffs. Although "the Flower" was injured he more or less made it happen, not going to repeat. Second, thing called video. BOOM the replay is a bust.
PatCHes with the giant C at his golf tourney. In the background I can hear Grand Funk Railroad.
Everybody, listen to me And return me my ship I'm your captain, I'm your captain Though I'm feeling mighty sick
I've been lost now, days uncounted And it's months since I've seen home Can you hear me, can you hear me Or am I all alone
If you return me to my home port I will kiss you, Mother Earth Take me back now, take me back now To the port of my birth
Am I in my cabin dreaming Or are you really scheming To take my ship away from me? You'd better think about it I just can't live without it So, please don't take my ship from me, yeah, yeah, yeah
I can feel the hand of a stranger And it's tightening around my throat Heaven help me, Heaven help me Take this stranger from my boat
I'm your captain, I'm your captain Though I'm feeling mighty sick Everybody, listen to me And return me my ship
I feel the torment and it did not have to be this way. If we had tanked one or two more years after getting gCHuck we might be Cup contenders today with Max leading the way. The fact is that PatCHes has never shown he is a playoff player.
In other news thanks to the stupidity of Mulroney Canada is making existential trade talks of its own. With no help from alleged traitors Harper, Airshow and Andy. I would not be surprised history reveals it was fat Steve who said make peace with Mexico and Trudeau will have to fold,
Well it's Vacation Part Deux: Staycation for St Pad. I ad great plans to 'organize shit' starting with my shed, but this fucking giant ball of fire is keeping my back yard at a cozy 35 degrees. Not even a breeze. So that will wait til week 2, supposed to cool to low 20s next week. Like a fool, golfing in the heat this afternoon even though I sprained my finger while limbing my tree and still recovering from a wrist injury. Hydrate and go.
Haven't been looking at the sfu sites at all, but watching some golf and tennis so i figure they will ticker tape the BBB raping when he trades Patches for a francophone winger which will become our #2 centre behind our other francophone winger that is our #1 centre.
I simply cannot comprehend how he has allowed this to happen. They've had some historical-worst seasons/records under MB and still gives him his full support. Yet a few threats of boycotting beer because Cunneyworth was an Anglophone made him take action. I guess that's what matters most to him. They have become the laffs - I never would have imagined that to ever happen.
How does he remain blinded to the fact that MB is running quality players out of town and making his team a 'no=go-zone' to other players who don't even want to give them the time of day.
As a friend, I hope Max Pacioretty’s situation is resolved soon. He has shouldered one of the toughest jobs in hockey wearing the C for the CH, taking responsibility and blame for things beyond his control. At the same time being one of the top goal scorers in the game.
Truly one of the greatest singers, ever.
ReplyDeleteAmen moeman! And for the record, not only did she never work for him, but the lady steadfastly refused to sing for Trump.
ReplyDeletePlanet Gia, mathimatics and Issac Asimov have all come together to create Trump.
DeleteI still maintain with ever less conviction Trump is a good thing, if you can call a forest fire a blessing.
Very well written, worth the read;
ReplyDeletehttps://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/16/arts/music/respect-aretha-franklin-death.html
Hey Nineteen
ReplyDeleteThat’s ‘Retha Franklin
She don’t remember
the Queen of Soul
It’s hard times befallen
The sole survivors
She thinks I’m crazy
But I’m just growing old…
— Steely Dan
Ashly Marie Dickerson was her name, I call her girl sexy Friday. Respect the voice, the real voice, there are few are far between these days. Once again we have a funeral for an icon that will never rise again. I dont know if we are privileged or cursed.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of music, or Rap This is Nigera, this is what I am talking about what is missing from music today.
ReplyDeleteA very fitting FHF tribute to the Queen of soul. She will always be the song in our hearts.
ReplyDeleteMore music you may have missed. For sure I did. Talking Heads life during wartime live awesome.
ReplyDeleteWe got no more CBGB but we have some video.
Hey FHFriends, hockey season has begun here in the Loyalist City. I just came from the first exhibition game of the season, Saint John vs Bathurst, a freebie for all. It was enjoyable going to the game in shorts and a tee shirt then walking out of the rink into a warm summer night! Cheers!
ReplyDeleteR-E-S-P-E-C-T
ReplyDeleteDon't mean a thing to GMMB
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Take a hike, BBB
Heh. Good one.
DeleteI saw a new nick for mb the other day ... the Demolition Man...
30 teams in NBA and MLB, 31 in NHL, yet the sick fuckers in the Canadian ‘national’ media can’t see beyond their small toronto dicks.
ReplyDeleteWe are never making the playoffs now. We have in probably the most underrated trade of the off season
ReplyDeletelost Kerby for Hunter. Kerby offered truculence, Hunter offers a really different last name, and scoring potential. And he was drafted one spot before big Mike. So in essence we should have just skipped the first round of the 2013 draft. Bottom line another poor mans Kid A. So expect Kid A to be traded for another winger we dont need.
2013 first round we now own. Druid, Max (nick?) Big Mac, Leko, JDR, We won the 2013 draft. after getting NumCHucks
DeleteMiniMax
DeleteMax Domi nickname...stay with me here...Tie's son but not as tough=lightweight=Tielight=Twilight (the last light before darkness sets in)...which is how it feels these days...an alternative could be TNS (the next saviour) - at least that is how the Habs media puppet masters have portrayed him of late...
DeleteSt Pad I forgot about that one and its perfect in so many ways.
DeleteDemo Man with a big move, swapping Rychel for some Numchuks. I thought Rychel might have had a shot at a spot in the lineup. BBB thought otherwise I guess.
ReplyDeleteI am feeling really good about the upcomming season. The machine has learned that skating is important to playing hockey and will teach the Children well. Coach Jabba will assasinate any player who dares dump and CHase as we are building for the future now and practice makes perfect. MiniMax with feed big Max and he will score 40 goals so lets stop the nabiling nabobs of negativity.
ReplyDeleteMiniMax and MaxiMax ... MaxiPads??
DeleteAnd they could chug a Redbull and be Maxis with wings.
DeleteWHo will center the MAXIPADS, maybe the rookie KOtex
DeleteIn every flood some logs float. I hope its Jewel and Meat. If that happens plan the parade.
ReplyDeleteNot gonna happen Steve. It's the Jewel of Denial.
DeleteHey if Meat scores a goal and gets an assist, that's 2/3 of a Gordie Howe hattrick. 2 out of 3 Ain't Bad.
ReplyDeleteCarey Price tells the SFUckers network he can play better. I actually hope he does return to form, I have him in my keeper league, a resurgence by Carey would bode well for me. However, I believe as long as Molson and Demo Man are in control, the formerly relevant Canadiens will remain a clown show. It's a karma thing.
ReplyDeletethe thing is we dont want TFS to be TFS for at least 3 years. Its like putting Bremo brakes on a Pinto to prevent the gas tank from exploding.
DeleteBGL in drag that has to be in the next SF or not. I was just thinking the Orangeman might rise up and comment once again.
ReplyDeleteThe leafs are hiring children and women into prominent roles in their organization. Meanwhile the Habs remain restricted to old white Francophone men. It's sad and a fucking shame to watch this once distinguished organization reduced to rubble by an owner too proud to pull his head out of his ass to see the light and his lackey GM with his chosen recycled coaches removing the skilled players from the organization one by one because they "don't fit" into their old ways of thinking.
ReplyDeleteWell, in Molson's defence he did allow his lackey to hire a couple of young gun coaches in Ducharme and Bouchard. That being said, they are white and francophone. Luke Richardson is a unilingual anglophone and I suspect he will be the scapegoat by the francophone SFU once the upcoming season runs its inevitable course and the Habs play a (s)tank game. As you said, nearly all the skilled players have been removed with only MaxiMax left to be purged. A team populated by 3rd and 4th line grinders and #6 and 7 defencemen (in jabba and demo man's image) won't be too successful in Gary's new speed league. #loseforhughes #firebergevin #hirebobbysmith.
DeleteThat's the thing...the Habs are moving in the right direction but with the wrong GM. If any of the draft picks should become an up and coming superstar , you know BBB's ego won't allow it and they will be traded like Chucky was...yeah yeah win as a team blah blah...every team needs a superstar goal scorer. Habs have no goal scorers apart from Patches...next week's golf tourney will be interesting if any media has the balls to ask bbb the question "why the fuck do you want to trade your only proven goal scorer knowing you will only get a bag of pucks and some draft pics for him?" But no one will ask that question. ..
DeleteHayley Wickenheiser is an inspired signing by the leaf...that is all I got on that...
ReplyDeleteSaw this quote from Dubas "If you're only hiring white males, you're probably leaving a lot on the table in terms of where your organization goes and how it evolves and develops."
ReplyDeleteNow just insert the words'recycled, Francophone' and that makes you even more disadvantaged. That's your Montreal team in a nutshell.
+101...SWIDT!
DeleteGood one, K3X.
DeleteLisee says if he wins the election, they'll pass 102.
I dont think women in combat makes any sense. There are biological differences between men and women. If wars where decided on pure psychical combat Africa would be a superpower. Push button war is a fiction
ReplyDeleteboots on the ground with a tech protector is the winner right now and in the future.
I would hire Barbara Underhill before Wickenhiser. Maybe she brings something about no hitting hockey to the table. Maybe she can be a mother to the winny little bitch hockey players.
Just watched Patient Zero a rabies Zombie movie. Natile Dormer was awesome, otherwise very thin gruel.
ReplyDeleteWatched it on my friends Kodi, and it was HD quality. It should have gone direct to streaming.
Finally made the switch from Rogers (HQ in Toronto) to BellAliant (HQ in Montreal), man, what a difference in technology and picture quality. Plus, I got rid of about 30 meters of ugly cable wire. Bell gave me a pretty good deal, Rogers countered hard to retain me but I wanted a change. I've got RDS free for the next 2 years before I threaten to cancel everything. I'm not sure how many Habs games I'll watch. It will probably depend how bad they play on any given night. That train wreck D that bargain bin "constructed" should be amusing especially when Carey gets Karlzzznered every night. Hee!
ReplyDeleteGood on the leaf for hiring some quality people...
I have both RDS and TVA. RDS has the regional broadcast, TVA the NHL rights, so they usually get any Saturday games. TVA also carry every playoff game so I get to watch those.
DeleteYeah we get all regional games on SNET. OK when Bartlett does the games. Can't remember who did the colour last year - MJ maybe?
DeleteNo matter what the airwaves are gonna be a Tavares-Matthews bukakefest. Gonna be glorious when they are ousted in the first round again because of defence-schmefence.
They all sound better with the volume muted.
DeleteForgot all about SNOT, that's how often I watch it.
DeleteR.I.P. John McCain.
ReplyDeleteR.I.P.
Deletetrump is not worthy to be anywhere near him, not even invited to the funeral. Good. Keep that reptile at a distance.
I believe I heard that McCain did not want trump to be there.
Delete...and that Obama and Bush will be giving a eulogy.
DeleteOkay we are getting ready to compete for the lottery pick. I say we finish in fifth pick before the lottery and win the Lottery.
ReplyDeleteSuperises this season, BBQ, Lord Byron, Kid A, SuperPlexxe and SSR all traded.
Another fearless prediction. Vegas does not make the playoffs. Although "the Flower" was injured he more or less made it happen, not going to repeat. Second, thing called video. BOOM the replay is a bust.
ReplyDeletePatCHes with the giant C at his golf tourney. In the background I can hear Grand Funk Railroad.
ReplyDeleteEverybody, listen to me
And return me my ship
I'm your captain, I'm your captain
Though I'm feeling mighty sick
I've been lost now, days uncounted
And it's months since I've seen home
Can you hear me, can you hear me
Or am I all alone
If you return me to my home port
I will kiss you, Mother Earth
Take me back now, take me back now
To the port of my birth
Am I in my cabin dreaming
Or are you really scheming
To take my ship away from me?
You'd better think about it
I just can't live without it
So, please don't take my ship from me, yeah, yeah, yeah
I can feel the hand of a stranger
And it's tightening around my throat
Heaven help me, Heaven help me
Take this stranger from my boat
I'm your captain, I'm your captain
Though I'm feeling mighty sick
Everybody, listen to me
And return me my ship
No parody required, it's as if he wrote it.
DeletePretty cool, who knew Mark Farmer could be so prescient nearly 50 years ago. That song is one of my all-time favourites btw.
DeleteI feel the torment and it did not have to be this way. If we had tanked one or two more years after getting gCHuck we might be Cup contenders today with Max leading the way. The fact is that PatCHes has never shown he is a playoff player.
DeletePatCHes confirmed there are no negotiations.
ReplyDeleteSo long MaxiMax ... Thanks for everything ... I guess MiniMax will pick up the slack when you are gone.
ReplyDeleteIn other news thanks to the stupidity of Mulroney Canada is making existential trade talks of its own. With no help from alleged traitors Harper, Airshow and Andy. I would not be surprised history reveals it was fat Steve who said make peace with Mexico and Trudeau will have to fold,
ReplyDeleteWell it's Vacation Part Deux: Staycation for St Pad. I ad great plans to 'organize shit' starting with my shed, but this fucking giant ball of fire is keeping my back yard at a cozy 35 degrees. Not even a breeze. So that will wait til week 2, supposed to cool to low 20s next week.
ReplyDeleteLike a fool, golfing in the heat this afternoon even though I sprained my finger while limbing my tree and still recovering from a wrist injury. Hydrate and go.
Haven't been looking at the sfu sites at all, but watching some golf and tennis so i figure they will ticker tape the BBB raping when he trades Patches for a francophone winger which will become our #2 centre behind our other francophone winger that is our #1 centre.
BTW 'limbing my tree' isn't a euphomism...but it might be now!
DeleteAlso nothing against francophone wingers. Druid should be a fantistic 1st line WINGER.
When Brian Wilde said he would make a career announce soon I just knew it would be with Global news.
ReplyDeletehttps://globalnews.ca/news/4417310/brian-wilde-global-news-montreal-2018/
PatCHes does not deserve being raked over by the likes of dgmb and the SFU.
ReplyDeleteHow you liking the tarnished reputation Geoff?
I simply cannot comprehend how he has allowed this to happen. They've had some historical-worst seasons/records under MB and still gives him his full support. Yet a few threats of boycotting beer because Cunneyworth was an Anglophone made him take action. I guess that's what matters most to him. They have become the laffs - I never would have imagined that to ever happen.
DeleteHow does he remain blinded to the fact that MB is running quality players out of town and making his team a 'no=go-zone' to other players who don't even want to give them the time of day.
Lego tweeted:
ReplyDeleteAs a friend, I hope Max Pacioretty’s situation is resolved soon. He has shouldered one of the toughest jobs in hockey wearing the C for the CH, taking responsibility and blame for things beyond his control. At the same time being one of the top goal scorers in the game.
Well said by a Stanley Cup champion.
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