moeman: you called for a B.A.D. parody? In lieu of the PP woes and our TFS's recommendation to his teammates to "Just shoot the puck", here then, is (sung to the tune "Just Play Music")
Move your feet and touch pass on, get that puck down in the zone Just take that shot now I don't care what team it is, CH pp’s total suckage Just take that shot now
I don't need no pretty plays I don't need no perfect box I can't stop every giveaway Can't score without taking a shot
Druid don't need a perfect spot, that just results in a block Just take that shot now I'll turn up my game a notch if Sauce gets there in the slot Just take that shot now
If they hit you, roll with it Do your job and lift their stick Grab the puck and fire it off Just like gool old Vodkov
Do you have to play so tame? Do I have to call you out? Do you have to dump and chase? Can Dish skate it out?
Take a good look at KidA TFS is trying to tell 'em: “Get yourself in that blue paint “I stop the pucks, you pot 'em!”
If you just pass and pass in fits Pretty soon, they’ll intercept it If you need a defenseman GM’s got the cash to spend
Move your feet and touch pass on, get that puck down in the zone Just take that shot now I don't care what team it is, BBQ’s shot scares them to shit Just take that shot now
Is is cuz of Captain K? Do we have to swap him out? Do we have to clone KidA Or pull Domini out?
It don't have to be set plays Leko’s trying to score 'em KidKo finds those passing lanes He’ll set you up, you score 'em
Does SCHlem have to play so tame? Can JB get the puck out? Does LB have to dump and chase? Can Dano skate it out?
Take a good look at KidA TFS is trying to tell 'em: “Get yourself in that blue paint “I stop the pucks, you pot 'em!”
Just take that shot now, just fucking win boys! I won't refuse it, but you could lose it Just fucking win now, stay on that feeling Don't you lose it, stay on the staging
Just take that shot now, FHFans won’t refuse it Just fucking win now, sound Just fucking win now, for that Bell Centre crowd Just fucking win now, show them Coyotes now
Thanks moeman, be my guest! Great track by Mr. TheWolf. He played on my guitar once over 15 years ago, at an open-mic in a neighbourhood dive; to my shame I didn't know who the fuck it was. More talent than my ax has ever seen in my own hands, that much I knew.
Easily my fave Francophone artist. Great catalogue of unique songs. Saw him a few times. He's like a Gord Downie with his lyrics and on stage personality. Crowds singalong like at a Hip show.
Even JB played well, apparently. And Meat looked better for his Laval stint.
And #6 notched a PP goal! If memory serves, PFK notched five goals in his final season as a Hab. BBQ just scored his fifth in 12 games this season. It would appear the Man Mountain has something to prove to us FHFans eh? Good show.
Today the boys are in Vegas with a day off. What could go wrong?
Didn't even make it through the 1st last night was so zonked. Congrats on #300 to Mr. Price. Hope they can roll the dice for one more pre Christmas win.
Just waiting to see if daughter 2 can get out of the Ottawa airport, coming home for the holidays.
Heh, nice little tribute to the SFU with the lipstick move... Kristen Bell?
ReplyDeleteYep.
DeleteDo it any way you can. But JFW ffs.
ReplyDeleteNice new name K3X.
DeleteHow did you know?
DeleteSaw the comment earlier in the day.
Deletemoeman: you called for a B.A.D. parody? In lieu of the PP woes and our TFS's recommendation to his teammates to "Just shoot the puck", here then, is (sung to the tune "Just Play Music")
ReplyDeleteJust Take That Shot
Move your feet and touch pass on, get that puck down in the zone
Just take that shot now
I don't care what team it is, CH pp’s total suckage
Just take that shot now
I don't need no pretty plays
I don't need no perfect box
I can't stop every giveaway
Can't score without taking a shot
Druid don't need a perfect spot, that just results in a block
Just take that shot now
I'll turn up my game a notch if Sauce gets there in the slot
Just take that shot now
If they hit you, roll with it
Do your job and lift their stick
Grab the puck and fire it off
Just like gool old Vodkov
Do you have to play so tame?
Do I have to call you out?
Do you have to dump and chase?
Can Dish skate it out?
Take a good look at KidA
TFS is trying to tell 'em:
“Get yourself in that blue paint
“I stop the pucks, you pot 'em!”
If you just pass and pass in fits
Pretty soon, they’ll intercept it
If you need a defenseman
GM’s got the cash to spend
Move your feet and touch pass on, get that puck down in the zone
Just take that shot now
I don't care what team it is, BBQ’s shot scares them to shit
Just take that shot now
Is is cuz of Captain K?
Do we have to swap him out?
Do we have to clone KidA
Or pull Domini out?
It don't have to be set plays
Leko’s trying to score 'em
KidKo finds those passing lanes
He’ll set you up, you score 'em
Does SCHlem have to play so tame?
Can JB get the puck out?
Does LB have to dump and chase?
Can Dano skate it out?
Take a good look at KidA
TFS is trying to tell 'em:
“Get yourself in that blue paint
“I stop the pucks, you pot 'em!”
Just take that shot now, just fucking win boys!
I won't refuse it, but you could lose it
Just fucking win now, stay on that feeling
Don't you lose it, stay on the staging
Just take that shot now, FHFans won’t refuse it
Just fucking win now, sound
Just fucking win now, for that Bell Centre crowd
Just fucking win now, show them Coyotes now
Man, that is BAD!
DeleteAwesome stuff SiM! (might re-use it)
Yes you should be an assist coach. Secondly people remember a song but not their assignments
Deleteso they should sing this.
IMHO the original Coyote Sweater was right up there with Chicago and Montreal.
Thanks moeman, be my guest! Great track by Mr. TheWolf. He played on my guitar once over 15 years ago, at an open-mic in a neighbourhood dive; to my shame I didn't know who the fuck it was. More talent than my ax has ever seen in my own hands, that much I knew.
ReplyDeleteEasily my fave Francophone artist. Great catalogue of unique songs. Saw him a few times. He's like a Gord Downie with his lyrics and on stage personality. Crowds singalong like at a Hip show.
DeleteSpicy beef stew.
ReplyDeleteShepard's pie.
ReplyDeleteGo Ducks! Quack!
Go Panthers! Grrowwwlllll!!
Go Habs! Score some fucking goals FFS!!!
Grrr. For the love of God please beat the Coyotes.
ReplyDelete... and they did!
DeleteCongrats on win #300 TFS!
I am also partial to les Colocs, and Sunny Duval. Bikini is tailor-made for SexySunday.
Deleteoops - initially chose the wrong comment to delete. Yes, congratulations to TFS, who worked for every one of those 300 wins.
DeleteEven JB played well, apparently. And Meat looked better for his Laval stint.
ReplyDeleteAnd #6 notched a PP goal! If memory serves, PFK notched five goals in his final season as a Hab. BBQ just scored his fifth in 12 games this season. It would appear the Man Mountain has something to prove to us FHFans eh? Good show.
Today the boys are in Vegas with a day off. What could go wrong?
They crash Mike Tyson's place?
DeleteLMAO If they show up for the pre-game skate with tiger scratches, then we'll know!
DeleteCannot wait!
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Nice! I wonder if that San Francisco cocksucker had anything to do with it?
DeleteDidn't even make it through the 1st last night was so zonked.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on #300 to Mr. Price. Hope they can roll the dice for one more pre Christmas win.
Just waiting to see if daughter 2 can get out of the Ottawa airport, coming home for the holidays.
Weather is OK over here.
Deletesan francisco cocksucker Deadwood makes it politicaly correct
ReplyDeleteVassy Kapelos is a joy to watch.
ReplyDeleteCongrats to Carey on win 300, only 15 to go to tie the legendary Jacques Plante on the Habs all time win list.
ReplyDeleteNo Patches for the Vegas game, on IR apparently. Tataaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr will be pumped. Hope he cranks it up like the game in Montreal.
the gCHuck for Domini trade will go down very lopsided.
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