Dec 20, 2018

JFW! (ugly if you have to) ~ Yotes

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29 comments:

  1. the Maritimer1:17 PM

    Heh, nice little tribute to the SFU with the lipstick move... Kristen Bell?

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  2. J.F. Wugly, Esq.1:18 PM

    Do it any way you can. But JFW ffs.

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  3. moeman: you called for a B.A.D. parody? In lieu of the PP woes and our TFS's recommendation to his teammates to "Just shoot the puck", here then, is (sung to the tune "Just Play Music")

    Just Take That Shot

    Move your feet and touch pass on, get that puck down in the zone
    Just take that shot now
    I don't care what team it is, CH pp’s total suckage
    Just take that shot now

    I don't need no pretty plays
    I don't need no perfect box
    I can't stop every giveaway
    Can't score without taking a shot

    Druid don't need a perfect spot, that just results in a block
    Just take that shot now
    I'll turn up my game a notch if Sauce gets there in the slot
    Just take that shot now

    If they hit you, roll with it
    Do your job and lift their stick
    Grab the puck and fire it off
    Just like gool old Vodkov

    Do you have to play so tame?
    Do I have to call you out?
    Do you have to dump and chase?
    Can Dish skate it out?

    Take a good look at KidA
    TFS is trying to tell 'em:
    “Get yourself in that blue paint
    “I stop the pucks, you pot 'em!”

    If you just pass and pass in fits
    Pretty soon, they’ll intercept it
    If you need a defenseman
    GM’s got the cash to spend

    Move your feet and touch pass on, get that puck down in the zone
    Just take that shot now
    I don't care what team it is, BBQ’s shot scares them to shit
    Just take that shot now

    Is is cuz of Captain K?
    Do we have to swap him out?
    Do we have to clone KidA
    Or pull Domini out?

    It don't have to be set plays
    Leko’s trying to score 'em
    KidKo finds those passing lanes
    He’ll set you up, you score 'em

    Does SCHlem have to play so tame?
    Can JB get the puck out?
    Does LB have to dump and chase?
    Can Dano skate it out?

    Take a good look at KidA
    TFS is trying to tell 'em:
    “Get yourself in that blue paint
    “I stop the pucks, you pot 'em!”

    Just take that shot now, just fucking win boys!
    I won't refuse it, but you could lose it
    Just fucking win now, stay on that feeling
    Don't you lose it, stay on the staging

    Just take that shot now, FHFans won’t refuse it
    Just fucking win now, sound
    Just fucking win now, for that Bell Centre crowd
    Just fucking win now, show them Coyotes now

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    1. Man, that is BAD!

      Awesome stuff SiM! (might re-use it)

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    2. Yes you should be an assist coach. Secondly people remember a song but not their assignments
      so they should sing this.

      IMHO the original Coyote Sweater was right up there with Chicago and Montreal.

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  4. Thanks moeman, be my guest! Great track by Mr. TheWolf. He played on my guitar once over 15 years ago, at an open-mic in a neighbourhood dive; to my shame I didn't know who the fuck it was. More talent than my ax has ever seen in my own hands, that much I knew.

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    1. Easily my fave Francophone artist. Great catalogue of unique songs. Saw him a few times. He's like a Gord Downie with his lyrics and on stage personality. Crowds singalong like at a Hip show.

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  5. Spicy beef stew.

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  6. the Maritimer6:24 PM

    Shepard's pie.

    Go Ducks! Quack!

    Go Panthers! Grrowwwlllll!!

    Go Habs! Score some fucking goals FFS!!!

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  7. Grrr. For the love of God please beat the Coyotes.

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    1. ... and they did!

      Congrats on win #300 TFS!

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    2. I am also partial to les Colocs, and Sunny Duval. Bikini is tailor-made for SexySunday.

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    3. oops - initially chose the wrong comment to delete. Yes, congratulations to TFS, who worked for every one of those 300 wins.

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  8. Even JB played well, apparently. And Meat looked better for his Laval stint.

    And #6 notched a PP goal! If memory serves, PFK notched five goals in his final season as a Hab. BBQ just scored his fifth in 12 games this season. It would appear the Man Mountain has something to prove to us FHFans eh? Good show.

    Today the boys are in Vegas with a day off. What could go wrong?

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    1. the Maritimer1:36 PM

      They crash Mike Tyson's place?

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    2. LMAO If they show up for the pre-game skate with tiger scratches, then we'll know!

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  9. Cannot wait!

    https://kottke.org/18/12/deadwood-returns

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    1. Nice! I wonder if that San Francisco cocksucker had anything to do with it?

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  10. Didn't even make it through the 1st last night was so zonked.
    Congrats on #300 to Mr. Price. Hope they can roll the dice for one more pre Christmas win.

    Just waiting to see if daughter 2 can get out of the Ottawa airport, coming home for the holidays.

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  11. san francisco cocksucker Deadwood makes it politicaly correct

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  12. Vassy Kapelos is a joy to watch.

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  13. the Maritimer4:36 PM

    Congrats to Carey on win 300, only 15 to go to tie the legendary Jacques Plante on the Habs all time win list.

    No Patches for the Vegas game, on IR apparently. Tataaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr will be pumped. Hope he cranks it up like the game in Montreal.

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  14. the gCHuck for Domini trade will go down very lopsided.

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  15. https://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.com/2018/12/jfw-in-vegas-baby.html

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