Nov 23, 2019

Got to be Better Man ~ NYR

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Waitin', watCHin' the clock, it's seven o'clock, losses
Got to stop

Tell them, take no more, CJv2 practices his speeCH
As he opens the door, puck rolls over...
Pretends to sleep as he looks the refs over

timfuckingpeel lies and says he's in love with him, can't find a
Better ref man...

crisfuckinglee dreams in colour, I dream he’s dead, can't find a
Better ref man...

Can't find a better ref man
Can't find a better ref man
Can't find a better ref man
Ohh...

Talkin' to himself, there's no one else who needs to
Know...
Linesman tells himself, oh...

Memories back when refs were bold and strong
And waiting for The Rocket to come along...
Swears he blew it, now we swear he's gone

Fuckface Bettman cries and says he's in love with them, can't find a
Better ref man...

Collie dreams in colour, I dream he’s dead, can't find a
Better ref man...

Find a better ref man !
Find a better ref man !
Find a better ref man !
FFS, find a better ref man !

Ohh... ohh...
Uh huh...
Ohh...

Another fucking penalty…

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30 comments:

  1. Channelling some ref angst today with Pearl Jam’s Vitalogy 25th Anniversary and an amazing song on an amazing album.

    New Van tune is Vantastic, as is the entire album. What a fucking voice !

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    1. and the cavavan is on its way, i can hear the gypsy play

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  2. the Maritimer11:46 AM

    The Habs would probably have won 6! Cups in a row back in the 50's if it hadn't been for Campbell and the refs. I'll bet the refs somehow fucked the Habs over back in '67 to give the wretched, putrid fucking leaf their 13th and last Cup. Oh, the irony to be stuck at 13!

    And how do those fuckers manage to con the league into getting their western games on early so all the leafools don't have to stay up late to watch their loser squad yet the other 2 eastern CANADIAN teams don't get the same treatment?

    Nice Rocket tribute btw. My next door neighbour who works with NHL alumni for various charities has opened a new establishment in the 'hood and is bringing in Knuckles Nilan and Steve Shutt this Wednesday for a meet and greet. Think I'll go have a couple brews with them.

    I like some of Pearl Jam's stuff... Eddie Vedder has a great voice, very different tone to it.

    OK, GYFHG, get two points tonight please!

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    1. My daughter went to the hockey hall of fame and bought me a rocket t shirt. It the meaning that counts.

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    2. Very cool the M! Should get some great stories from those 2, especially Knuckles.

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  3. Moeman brilliant better man. capturing yesterday and today in harmony.

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  4. Okay we are rating kids like pedo island but the rags number one and our nature boy are both on the same escape velocity.

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  5. Almost didn’t forget,

    F U C K C A N C E R !

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  6. Too lazy to look up the Habs equivalent but the leaf first Cup was a one game series.

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  7. Love the parody norman! --SiM

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    1. *Moeman! Fuck spellcheck AND fuck cancer --SiM

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  8. the Maritimer6:03 PM

    Happy belated birthday to leader moe!

    I'm looking forward to some scathing commentary of the SFU, it's been a while.

    How much time will they spend on the Blabcock firing? I'll take the over on 20 minutes.

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    1. the Maritimer6:41 PM

      I lost, 8 minutes only for leaf and the former leaf the jackal.

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    2. the Maritimer6:43 PM

      4 minutes Habs, on to Winnipeg...

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    3. the Maritimer6:47 PM

      Oh fuck, an interview with kadri, even the former leaves still get preference, pass and mute...

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  9. That opening segment had 90% leaf content. WTF? Hate them.

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    1. They've stopped giving 2 fucks about the rest of the country.

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  10. Oh no a young no name goalie!

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  11. Fucking Kreider. That headshot to Steak was intent to injure. Where's Fiver when we need him FFS? --SiM

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  12. Time to change the channel. Oh dear. If they let this slip away.....I can’t watch it anymore.

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  13. I think me and this team need to take a break from each other. When MB decides to do something about that defence with his cap space and ample draft picks, maybe I'll be back.

    As it is I think we'll look back at this 'easy' week come April and wonder what could have been.

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    1. Agree! They can just bugger off until they start winning again. All teams go through injuries, no excuse! I’ve been thinking lately that rooting for them has been an exercise in futility. I’ve pretty much religiously watched most games for a very long time and not much has changed.

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  14. the Maritimer9:54 PM

    That was bloody fucking awful. That's the last game I'm watching for a while.

    Maybe bargain bin will have another high pick to show for his troubles this June.

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  15. Yikes. Did not see a minute of hockey.

    Bday dinner was fun.

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  16. Happy belated birthday to leader moe!

    Wow just wow, a 4 goal lead is now the worst lead in hockey.

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    1. the Maritimer9:40 AM

      I think an old fashioned bag skate is in order this morning.

      Or, call them out like the Rangers coach did to his team the night before in Ottawa. With a 4 goal lead all they had to do was play dump and chase the rest of the night. How hard is that?

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  17. the Maritimer9:44 AM

    Pre-game show last night, 90% leaf bullshit with a jackal interview included.

    1st intermission more leaf bullshit.

    2nd intermission even more leaf bullshit.

    Keep piling it on sportsnet...

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    1. over at ETOP the comment was, " how does Habs four goal lead affect the leaf. Who BTW just won the Stanley cup again.

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