Feb 8, 2020

Stab the FHFUCKING SFU and it's FUCKING leaf in the heart !

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Italics = unedited perfection


Don't wanna be a SFUnet idiot
Don't want a nation under the leaf mania
And can you hear the sound of hahahysteria?
The subliminal mind-fuck taranna

Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across the alien nation
Where everything isn't meant to be okay

SFUckin’ television dreams of toronto
We're not the ones who're meant to follow
For that's enough to argue

Well maybe I'm the faggot Canada
I'm not a part of a leafneck agenda
Now everybody do the propaganda
And sing along to the age of leaf paranoia

Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across the alien nation
Where everything isn't meant to be okay

Television dreams of tomorrow
We're not the ones who're meant to follow
For that's enough to argue

Don't wanna be an SFUnet idiot
One nation controlled by the fucked up media
Desperate Information Age of hysteria
It's calling out to idiot tronna

Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across the alien nation
Where everything isn't meant to be okay

Television dreams of tomorrow
We're not the ones who're meant to follow
For that's enough to argue


FUCK OFF AND DIE SFU AND YOUR FUCKING leaf !

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72 comments:

  1. Another great track on 'Father of all' ;

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXv00PJ9IQM

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    1. Bonus footage;

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6h14VM3RiM

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  2. FHFtanstic framing of the phenomenal struggle for good and ugly tonite Moeman. I love the T shirt. Going to have to get some. And would not mind a jump in the ocean. God damm the American idiots.

    The faint hope clause is alive. Tonite is a musty winny on so many levels. The leaf are bad bad bad we just got to be good to win. GO YOU FUCKING HABS GO

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  3. moeman, I am in awe! Love the pic of TFS stacking his pads (first time evah?)

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    1. Sometimes it just comes to me.

      Pretty sure TFS™ hasn't pulled off the Hasakian move before.

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  4. EAP sent down to Rockets (who are on the road right now). I suppose that means Druid is back in the line-up tonight. GYFHG

    PS: Watching and rooting for my friends' Hockeyville entry (Tyne Valley, PEI), where the local rink got destroyed by fire over the Xmas holidays. Should be a sentimental favourite but another PEI town won this just a couple of years back.

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  5. Portuguese bread
    Spanish cold cuts
    Italian olive bruschetta
    French goat cheese
    Canadian mayonnaise

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  6. I have loved every minute that Kovy 2.0 has played.

    To me its a no brainer. Sign him now. 2 years x $4M.

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    1. the Maritimer2:15 PM

      +1,000.

      Best player since CHe, but soon to be supplanted by Nature Boy who is a star in the making.

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  7. the Maritimer3:24 PM

    Nice anti-leaf-SFU theme for this game thread, btw.

    It's Hockey Day in Canada which used to be a special thing but leave it to Rogers to kill something with over promotion.

    Go Habs Go! Beat the wretched putrid fucking leaf and give that knife a little twist when shoving it into the sfu heart. Hopefully Price is at the top of his game tonight!!

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    1. They are forced to over-promote this one and only day of the year to compensate for the leaf jizz they swallow all season.

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  8. the Maritimer3:26 PM

    Hmmmmmm... I just thought... I may have to watch the game on tva tonight so I don't have to listen to hugesimpleton sucking leaf dick.

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    1. I may catch some to then comment.

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  9. ... and I’ll never stop reminding the SFUckers;

    @RonMacLeanHTH has literally raped Canadian culture.

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    1. the Maritimer5:38 PM

      I'll bet you can't wait to shake your ol' pal Ron MacLean's hand tomorrow in Ottawa for Hometown Hockey. Just over the bridge brother... ;-)

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    2. Didn’t know and of course no.

      I’m waiting for that piece of shit to show up for our new arena in Gatineau.

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  10. no way! did u say SiM that EAP got sent down!?! is claude stupid!?! this is his que to go bonkers and score another 3! nous somme souviens!

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  11. the Maritimer5:44 PM

    Looking forward to moe's commenting tonight. Always a fun time during leaf/Habs. Hope you've sharpened your knives!

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  12. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2vnhax1eQE
    how did i forget this!? dish scored on a penalty shot!?!? hahahhahahha!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLg3LqbL7VY
    oh, and this is good for review also. stupid nhl. i hate these early season rivalry games....

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  13. ‪Supports racism‬
    ‪Helped promote misogyny ‬
    ‪Biased self promoter‬
    ‪Unqualified in his job‬
    ‪Lives on taxpayers dime‬
    ‪Arrogant ignoramus ‬
    ‪Gross to look at and hear‬

    ‪@RonMacLeanHTH or @realDonaldTrump ?‬

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  14. I have just about finished the Irishman, it took all day. A beautiful way to tell the utes about history, but very long.

    I am hoping for a shutout 6 nothing win.

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  15. They HAVE to win this tonight! HAVE TO! That's all I've got.

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  16. the Maritimer6:50 PM

    Heh heh ... finger ference fuck him.

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  17. - They start with leaf hack bidini (he blocked me on Twitter)
    - mclame continues it
    - leaf backup goalie, why ?
    - 20 years of biased leaf shit
    - how many winters did mclame suck off crotch
    - now a leaf 5th liner plug spewing corporate speak
    - plug doesn’t realize ACC doesn’t exi$t
    - amber mentions 1993, eat it asshole
    - fried man excitedly yips leaf trade
    - Hahahrudey says its a great addition, why ?
    - Hahahrudey orgasming over a pathetic 59 game back up goalie
    - 10 minutes in zero mention of the Habs
    - fried man says he wants leaf goalie to build his leaf lore
    - finally, talk of TFS™
    - amber tries to sound concerned and his leaf pals laugh, WTF is so funny ?
    - Kid A speaks, says Druid ready, one minute about the Habs
    - Hockey day in Canada is a fucking 20 year hoax
    - fat fried man tries to fix his leaf
    - do they have these types of graphic details on non leaf ?
    - piece of shit ference is there, why ?
    - side note, has the xenophobe lover mclame ever said a word in French ?
    - 18 minutes in, let’s go west
    - before after the break ... more leaf bias
    - side note, no fucking crotch for mclame to admire
    - I’ve been to Yellowknife, never saw a single leaf jersey
    - Druid on the ice and playing, zero mention

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    1. the Maritimer7:09 PM

      I've been watching a fair bit I didn't see one fucking leaf sweater but lots of Habs jerseys and torques plus some Calgary stuff. Fuck off mclame

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  18. Mega cheesy mac and cheese !

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  19. the Maritimer7:11 PM

    Go Habs Go, destroy the fucking putrid leaf and let us hear the lamentations of their women. And media.

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  20. the Maritimer7:18 PM

    Beauty anthem. That's how you do it cotu

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  21. Who the fuck cares about that stupid made up stat ?

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  22. the Maritimer7:52 PM

    Pretty even period.

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  23. I’ve always liked and respected Jordan Tootoo.

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  24. the Maritimer8:38 PM

    C'mon get some shots on that backup goalie ffs

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  25. Leaf defence isn't good. Habs looking very tentative in the offensive zone. Gripping the sticks a bit tight as they say. Just score 1 fucking goal and keep them off the score sheet thatz all I ask...but I put the over/under of the next leaf PP at 5:00 of the 3rd. I say slightly under.

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  26. Didn't need the PP damnit.

    GYMFHG

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  27. the Maritimer9:20 PM

    Do or die...

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  28. the Maritimer9:30 PM

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO@@!!!@@@@@@@!!!!!!

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  29. Yessssss! There is a hockey God!

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  30. the Maritimer9:41 PM

    EAT SHIT SFU!!!!!

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  31. OK. Sign Kovy to a 2 year contract tomorrow. If he does nothing else, that was worth it.

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    1. the Maritimer9:46 PM

      He's won 3 games for them! Beat the fucking leaf, what more does bbbergy want? Sign him!

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  32. SFU send us directly to the Oilers game while they gather their composure, get new makeup as tears have been streaming down their pathetic faces.

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    1. the Maritimer9:56 PM

      Sweet salty leaf tears

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  33. STABBED THEM IN THE HEART !

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    1. the Maritimer9:57 PM

      FUCK AND YES@

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  34. Bonus, Price got an assist on the winner.

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  35. Haha! Finally gets back to the 'panel'and Amber says "Let's start with that Maple Leafs victory... (producer in his ear tells him that the Habs came back to win after he stopped watching with about 5 minutes left)...ahh, uhhh sorry Montreal victory over the leafs.

    Fucking dimwads with looks of disgust on their faces as they try to pretend to care that the Habs won and their leaf totally sucked for a full 20 minutes. But Jack Campbell proved he can play 2 games in a row so plan the parade.

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    1. Habs sucked for the first 55 minutes.

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    2. the Maritimer10:09 PM

      Hee Hee Hee, they were stunned by that great Habs come from behind win against their putrid leaf. Bonus, I loved the look on Dumbass' face when they showed him leaving.

      Pretty cool, I think T17 was pointing up at bbb when he scored. How do you like me now?

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  36. for all that effort, they only gained a loser point b/c the boys failed to capitalise on a tired team who played the night before 500kms away.

    yes a victory, but a missed opportunity eh claude? if they miss b/c of 1.0 pt, let this be a bookmark.

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  37. Waking up on Sunday to a Habs win over the fucking leaf is always an amazing way to start the day. Kovy2.0 did what he always does. He is a game breaker and that is something the Habs have not had in forever.

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  38. the Maritimer7:49 AM

    Sundays are so much better after a Habs victory over the wretched team from the COTU. I've got this game on the pvr I'm going to keep it for a while.

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  39. Growing up watching the Canadiens, being a Habs fan my whole life, it’s a dream come true. Goals like that … this is why I play this game. I feel really blessed, lucky to do that, play at the Bell Centre every home game. I can’t even describe it. It’s amazing.” That is Scandella after his first goal a a Hab.WHobsays no none want to play in Montreal!!

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  40. That was most satisfying. KovalCHuk man! Gutsy effort by Meat who only got back to solid food earlier that day after being on a liquid diet all week. And how many others? This team has character and it's great to watch, especially against the putrid leaf. GYFHG --SiM

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  41. the Maritimer8:38 AM

    Apparently Kovy2.0 was pointing up to his family after that beautiful snipe, not bbb. I think Mssr. bbb might have noticed it anyway. All the talking heads say trade T17 for a second round pick. Fuck that a 2nd round pick ain't gonna help them right now. Ride this pony as long as you can. Like moe, I just love watching this guy play, very smart in the offensive zone, knows where to be for rebounds all the time. And what a shooter. Sign him s'il vous plait.

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  42. Best game summary

    Yes sign T17 T for terrific for next year. Buy a vowel player for next year as well. Next year we should have a very solid D with the TsCHAr or SaCHa and Snowy, Dish and Kulak and BBQ and CHariots of Eggs. Evans no nick how about Bo for Bo Derek famous spouse of well known Svengali Evans. EAP and Kid Ko as a third line. We gotta shot.

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  43. the Maritimer11:37 AM

    Truth:

    Sportscentre leading with the Raptors (makes sense, 14 game wining streak) then the next story is the.....Canucks!! They buried the Leafs losing to the Habs in third spot. TSN is the Fox News Of Canada with their Leafs propaganda.

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    1. anything that comes from the Sun is either light or darkness, and in the case of anything terrestrial some think its pure dark, not black because that would not be right.

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  44. the Maritimer12:21 PM

    This is for moe...

    steve simmons
    @simmonssteve

    Jan 3
    Department of desperation: Montreal picking up the well done Ilya Kovalchuk

    Heh heh... karma baby, it always bites you.

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  45. I worry about who makes the playoffs because the math looks very hard and its not a case of one plus one equals two. We could have 3 and still miss.

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  46. I got 1917 in the warm up area. I thought Dunkirk was very flawed because it did not reveal that Hitler was a British Agent. Let see how this one goes. I have some skin in the game as my grandfather fought in all the bit ones in WW1, came home with only one lung and lived into his 90's only grateful for every breath he took.

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  47. Can I axe you a stupid question. If we could have one Russian who can still tie the laces would they be better than T17. I say no, he is the greatest Russkie player of all time, just because of what he has done with our sadsack team with tons of Finnish players but lacking for decades with real finnish.

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    1. the Maritimer5:50 PM

      I cant wait for bbb to sign Ovie off the scrap heap at 38 then we can have this conversation all over again!

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  48. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihalG3Rw_QA

    Very cool, very funny.

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  49. the Maritimer7:34 PM

    Even if the Habs don't get in the playoffs, last night's win over the vaunted hnic darlings made my season. I have the game on my pvr and I'll be keeping it for some time just to watch that OT over and over again. And to listen to the hnic Rogers clowns stumbling over their words, still in shock after T17's wicked knife thrust to the heart (SWIDT?)

    Speaking of the Rogers clowns, I saw a funny twitter comment where a guy said he and his wife were watching the game and decided to do a drinking game: take a drink every time hugesimpleton say 'austonmatthews'.... Ha!, you'd be fucking loaded by the end of the game! I watched on tva so I didn't have to endure that bullshit pair of leafools.

    Major congratulations to Nick Taylor, from Abbotsford, B.C., on winning the Pebble Beach Pro-Am PGA event today. The first Canadian PGA player in the modern era to win an event wire-to-wire, out dueling the great Phil Mickelsen no less, with Phil being the last player to go wire-to-wire at Pebble. That's a bfd!! These wins are life changing events for these guys, a huge payday and exemption on the tour for a few years. Well done Nick!!

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    1. Nick was cool and collected, even battling a few nerves and a wicked wind the first 5 or 6 holes of that back 9. Though they remain respectful, there are similarities on the broadcast to the SFU with all the Phil fans.

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  50. https://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.com/2020/02/big-stretch-of-games-first-up-yotes.html

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