Aug 12, 2020

Playoffs ~ Round 1 ~ Habs vs. phuckin' phlyers ~ Game 1

 

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Now here the playoffs go again

We say we want and need them


Well, who am I to keep this blog down

It's only right the Habs want the crown


Play the way you FHFeel it

But listen carefully


To the sound of mclame's loneliness

Like a Habs heartbeat it drives him mad


In the stillness of remembering what Habs had


And what you lost 

And what you had

And what you lost (fuck you cryder)


BBQ thunder only happens when it's rainin'

Players only love you when they're playin'


Say goalies, they will come and they will go

When the rain washes TFS clean, you'll know

You'll know


Now here I go again

I see PHI crystalmeth visions


I don't keep my sexy visions to myself

It's not only me who wants to wrap around Kamala's dreams


And have you any Molson dreams you'd like to sell?

Dreams of GFYHG! happiness


Like a heartbeat drives you mad

In the stillness of remembering what we had (in 93)


And what you lost

And what you had

Ooh, what you lost (fuck you williams)


Playoffs only happen when you're playin'

Players only love you when they're playin'


leaf, they will come and they will go

When the rain washes SFU clean, you'll know


Oh, Petry thunder only happens when they're playin'

Players only love you when they're playin'


coaches, they will come and they will go

When the rain washes MT2 clean, you'll know


You'll know

You will know

Oh, you'll know

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78 comments:

  1. Check out Elise Trouw's version of Dreams in ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ o' da day

    and this should blow away;

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gl9GtO_vQxw

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  2. Hey FHFers,

    Remember when I suggested the leaf win their play-in, only to lose the possibility of drafting the #1 player? On second thought, FUCK DAT SHIT !

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  3. PHUCK DA PHLYERS !

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  4. the Maritimer11:09 AM

    Excellent song parody moe. I especially liked the line about mclame's loneliness now that his beloved leaf are on the golf course.

    Phuck the philthy phylers and phuck Arrogant Phuckface.

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    1. Thx theM.

      Noticed that the POS mclame is now calling them 'the true playoffs'.

      Wonder why ?

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    2. the Maritimer12:25 PM

      Maybe because 'real" teams are in them?

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  5. the Maritimer12:28 PM

    Just for the record, I'm keeping my expectations for this series low. If the Habs win great, if not no big deal.They are playing with house money anyway.

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    1. Quite true. --SiM

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    2. they traded away the number one or number 9 pick in this draft for the experience. Its like the time I ....... In retrospect I should have taken the pick

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  6. FHPHUCKINGFANTASTIC moe!

    Haha, I see the leafs loss ushered the end of Blob Mackenzie too. Don't let the door hit you on the way out. And I see he's been replaced as an 'insider' by another leaf lover, Jeff O'Neill. THey'll never change.

    Anyway that's the last time I'll utter a word about that shit team this season.

    GO YOU FUCKING HABS GO!.

    Habs in 6...but they don't have a chance (that's for oleg).

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  7. M! StP! arrrrrrrrrgh!

    c'est notre séries de vengeance! pas pour moi, pour nous glorieux!

    loved em when they with one of us, but dr recci and gonCH got fired td.

    moe: weird about that youtube link. i think you have to put in the full http:www prefix on it. opportunity lost but ill suggest it to you again. timing is everything.

    great intro song. too funny with cryder and a timely insert of kamala! i ALMOST understood everything this time. what is the williams reference? justin willimas screwed us over?

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    1. the Maritimer4:33 PM

      Justin Williams of Carolina took out Saku's eye in the playoffs and eMTy took a dumb bench minor later thus ended a great playoff run. 2002? I think?

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    2. thnx for the hint. i just looked it up. that was the doug gilmour angry smash, blow a 2-0 series lead, cam ward miracle rookie year. 'sigh'.... i totally forgot this injury triggered the collapse. damm.... good memory guys.

      carolina is still on the revenge list btw...

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  8. Well at the very least we get 4 extra games.

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    1. WTF!?!? stop it with the loser talk! unless you are > 150kg, you have no right to sing! they havent even stepped on the ice for warm-ups yet!

      if you ask me, they have just a good chance at sweeping them as they do to us! they can wear them down just like they can to us! nothing which happened previously matters! have you guys not learnt anything?

      one more thing which bothers me: its not a 1v8 match-up. its 4v12. dont ask me if that is better/worse, but they were only 3pts better than PGH.

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  9. @moeman you killed the parody. This line I want on my tombstone:

    leaf, they will come and they will go
    When the rain washes SFU clean, you'll know

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    1. I will be a witness to this.

      Unless I die first.

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  10. The Dreams cover is excellent thanks moe. Of course, I am a sucker for cute brunettes with great voices who play drums so I may be biased

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    1. She is extremely talented and very pretty.

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  11. Awesome parody moeman. Fleetwood Mac? My foggy brain thinks it's Stevie Nicks singing. --SiM

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  12. as parodies go and I am not rating them that was number 1.
    My expectations are we will sweep them in four or lose in five.
    The Phutards have a vetren core heavy team depending upon youth, were as we have a vetren core heavy team who need the youth. They have a wanna be TFS we have a TFS.
    GO HABS GO

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    1. atta boy stevo! thats what im talking about! thank-you for not being an idiot! both expectations completely possible, but these guys too scrappy to be done in 5. especially in the 2nd round? no way.

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    2. oleg, you are my brother from universe 1 or 2 I can never remember which one I am stuck in.

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  13. Who else finds adjusting their meds for an 8 oclock start is impossible. I need at least 3 years with a threapist to do that.

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  14. Number on story on the SFU, DUMBASS defends Billy for sucking cock. Please when the end of the world comes, do not comment on how it affects the leaf

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    1. Have you ever seen a one eyed spitting whale Billy?

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  15. Thank God the game starts in five mins. I could not wait another second

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    1. looks like I am going to peak and hour to soon again

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  16. Been drinking wine on the deck since 3.

    Did I miss anything ?

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  17. I’m not a hateful person. I’ve hated and hate almost no one. I hate ron maclean.

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    1. Funny I hate almost everybody who has a big R in front of their name

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    2. the Maritimer8:05 PM

      I don't hate anyone but I do hate the SFU as an entity and their arrogance. I will admit mclame is a good target as the face of the SFU.

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  18. You know the truths that cant be told, this is alledgedly one. You think its 2020, its 2021, thats why the kids are so much better,thats why that golfer has developed a whole new game. The Man slipped a whole year bye you with out pay/

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  19. Fact ever7 knows, President Kamala and Leonard Cohn both went to the same high school. Fact few know Stephen Harper and a whole bunch of serial killers went to the same high school.

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  20. So our first line centre turned 21 2 days ago and our 2nd line centre turned 20 last month. This experience is priceless and the future looks bright down the middle for the first time in a long time if KK can keep progressing. Dano in a 3rd line C shutdown role could be a Carbo/Gainey type.

    Let's go!

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    1. Danno was always second fiddle to STEVE

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    2. If we lose in four here, the win is exactly the intense hunger Nature and KidKoho will feel in their guts that will drive them to haul this team further and further until #25. That is why this is house money. --SiM

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  21. I am enjoying this way to muCH, I might over amp, I set the breakers on max, but peak usage is skewed.

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  22. Like the M I too hate the SFU. Jack Todd nailed it.
    I was speaking with my leaf fan brother earlier letting him know it's ok if he wants to adopt the Habs for the playoffs. He said not a chance in hell, but he'd cheer for TFS and kidA as individuals. Point being not all leaf fans are total unreasonable douche bags...even somebody like that would be a sfu upgrade.

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    1. Have I mentioned I also have another brother who is a broon fan? He's not an in your face type when they win. Not sure about the leafer...he was 2 when they last won and I was a future mistake.

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  23. You dont have to wonder what I am thinking about, cause I always tell you. Look at the goalies, standing for 60 min. They need a chair, lets get a CHair for the goalies.

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  24. Phucktards look like extras from the Devils rejects, Raspution on D, I am vomiting.

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  25. the Maritimer9:05 PM

    I'm on tva,I refuse to listen to those leaf hacks hugesimpleton

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  26. These Phlyers are sound and Heavy Horse. Period 1 to them. Speed coming along, but we will need some muscle to match. Their depth is sick compared to the Pens.

    Now GYFHG!

    --SiM

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  27. 1. xo and meat shouldnt be paired together!
    2. omg leko! clear in alone, gotta cash those! especially when chances are scarce!
    3. xo and meat can play physical. they cant effectively clear the crease!
    4. end of period scrum and its kidko mixing it up! wake up and get angry boys!
    5. phlyers guy runs the crease and nobody in white responds. nobody sticks up for the goalkeeper...

    do you guys care! somebody break out their inner CC24!

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  28. Leko looking for the record for most missed prime scoring chances.

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  29. KidTKO looking great.

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  30. the Maritimer9:29 PM

    Quite a save by Nature...

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  31. Hard to believe that earlier play was actually a save by Price. Might've saved Nick too...


    Fuck!

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  32. WTF is Farabee doing so far behind the play that he's even in position for that? --SiM

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  33. who is worse at wasting chances?! lekho or kid-G? arrrrrrrgh! i cant believe these grade-A chances these two are simply tossing into the garbage can!

    yo, GIJoel! can you please take note of how big the small guys are playing and play to at least 1/2 your size instead of all these useless perimeter shots you think you are good at?! get in there and start grinding!

    btw: that sacrifice play by nick?! love that kid. wow.

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  34. TFS ™ stick save was crazy.

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  35. oh.... and i loved the way they played that period. in any year, against any team, if they play every game like that and get swept in 4, or lose in 7, ill never complain again!

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  36. Hugesimpleton sound so disinterested/sad, it's like we have Perry Como doing the play by play

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    1. https://youtu.be/zj5A7W-0zPY

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    2. Exactly what I was thinking of moe! Eugene Levy is pure genius.

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  37. cant say im angry, but more honestly... super disappointed. overall... super confused. for all you CHouckula types, a tight, no rhythm, boring game is what you want correct? personally, what i want is a fast skating, high tempo, free-flowing game. which you guys think is a better blueprint for them to winout?

    XO trying to ko that guy, and XO failing to clear the crease on goal #1 is enough for me. during the regular season, cpt bbq perfectly complemented meat. kadilak and dish are playing well together. so that leaves one spot with chariot. put in snowman or crown jewls. if bold, swap out pair #3 with BOTH of em!

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  38. I am having de ja vu all over again

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  39. Carter Hart was great. Gonna be a tough series. Lots of depth and talent and well-coached grit on that Phlyers team. I think our Habs really have their work cut out for themselves. On to Game Two.
    GYFHG --SIM

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  40. steve: i had moments of deja vu also, but i had to snap myself out of it and remember, this time its diferent!

    SiM: CH was great? bogus! he didnt do anything outstanding. his best saves were when that shot from the right hit the knob of his goalstick. the boys didnt exactly give him anything TFS couldnt do...

    he was what we thought he was. they played them even in the reg season. he was who we thought he was. thats why we play the damn game. if you want to crown him, then crown him. but he is who we thought he was. the boys relaxed for a bit and let them off the hook.

    your last sentence was right: onto gm2, 3, 4, 5!

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  41. Claude Julien was hospitalized with chest pains last night. Sending him prayers. Kirk Muller will take over for the rest of the series.

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    1. No matter how you feel about a person, they're still human. All the best to CJ!

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    2. Get well Coach.

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    3. the Maritimer2:56 PM

      Yes, get well soon Coach Julien. Prayers also from me.

      Good luck to Coach Captain Kirk, I suspect the players will have a little extra jump tomorrow night.

      I hope the coaching staff keep Domi with KoHo and Drouin, Max was wasted on that 4th line and Sauce wasn't doing anything.

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    4. Best to Claude Julien indeed. --SiM

      3:00 p.m. stsrt for Coach Kirk-is-work!

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  42. No matter who was the CoaCh of this team or any team I would want them to recover quickly. I know some hockey insiders and they say Claude is the salt of the earth. As a person there is no better. God speed to recover Coach. As a coach of our team he is the best in decades.

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  43. Tuna, do we have bad tuna in the can?

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  44. https://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.com/2020/08/playoffs-round-1-habs-vs-phuckin_14.html

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