Aug 7, 2020

Habs vs. Pens ~ Pandemic Play-in Playoffs ~ Sexy Game 4




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197 comments:

  1. So, how 'bout dem fucking leaf and their mediot clown circus?

    How's there 'Big 3' or is it 4 or 5 ?

    Sacrilegious to even force that illustrious nickname on true hockey fans.

    Meanwhile, see pic 1.

    Whilst here, I had a thought. Y'all know I hate the leaf, so how fucking funny would it be to see them, stay with me here, win their play-in series, possibly a round or whatever, to eventually, still with my FHFers (?), eventually end up playing the Habs, only to lose that series and lose out on the Lafrenière Draft.

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    1. Chickens, counting, unhatched, but yeah. I hear you. Nice post for a beautiful sunny summer day, moeman. GYFHG!!

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  2. So Murray is out (but he played really well, so it looks kinda desperate, actually).

    Evans' spot is apparently being taken by...


    Alex Belzile
    Born: August 31, 1991
    Birthplace: Riviere-du-Loup, QC, CAN
    Shoots: Right
    View Player Bio +

    And the kicker:

    "Alex Belzile does not have any NHL stats"

    https://www.nhl.com/player/alex-belzile-8475968

    Hmm...

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  3. great SF moe! things are back to normal!

    that big3 i keep hearing about. is it a cbc thing or does it really exist? are they referring to bigbird + lapointe + somebody else? & what was that reference on cpt bbq to cpt homewrecker (CP44)?

    AB... only vagely heard of him, but sure, why not? a bigger why not is EAP! or is claude saving him for the shootout vs the leaves? the only other options i can think of are CHud, but i know he gets no love on this board like darCHe.

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  4. The original and still only deserving of the nickname Big Three were Robinson+Savard+Lapointe.

    The SFU has decided to name their leaf's 34-91-16-88 'The Big Four'.

    They can fuck off.

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  5. Check this out theM.;

    https://www.boredpanda.com/jason-momoa-wife-lisa-bonet-first-car-restoration-surprise/

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  6. Boyd Petry is killing it on the Canadiens' social media. Maybe four years old, and the heart of a lion, cheering on his dad.

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  7. Working man's supper made early: patates chinois (shepherd's pie) and veganomicon chickpea cutlets in the frying pan. GYFHG !!!

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  8. dont look this up boys. quiz:
    10 players players have scored more than 1 playoff hat-trick. 9 entered the play-ins/play-offs.

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  9. Let's see.what this Beelzebub fella can do.

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  10. Tuna looking more involved so far. He has our only shot I think.

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  11. A seriously sexy freakin Friday btw. Nice Moe...per usual.

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  12. Why is Amanda Hug'nkiss still in the lineup FFS?

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  13. fourth line was our best. Domini is right in it. Belzile not a smidge out of place, and CHip playing chippy. Druid looking a bit funky again. Can't believe the PP is that yeesh.

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  14. Arrogant Fuckface4:48 PM

    What da hell is Clod thinking? Playing that Nature of Things kid way too much! It will bite him in the ass. Need more Wiese, less Suzuki! That Belzile kid looks good, not see Davey good but good.

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    1. Arrogant Fuckface4:51 PM

      Fuck you spellcheck! It's Wee Davey, don't fuck with that!

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    2. missed you, AF! Welcome to the party!

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    3. who is the arragont fuck face, a coaCH in Philty

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  15. Nice uneventful period. Knock on wood no penalties. And just refuse PPs from now on, jeepers

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    1. Leko and Dano, LB and all D getting it done so far. Good seeing KidKoho getting some decent shifts. He fools his own teammates with his way clever devious passes.

      GYFHG (and yeah, stay outta the box!)

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  16. I am wat hung this game tonight kids... So far, but of nuthin' watching the Pens feed with NO FUCKING ANNOYING CROWD NOISES. It's like being in an arena after work watching your mates!

    Almost forgot... Superb to have a SF for big game day... NOAR!

    Also... Domi... WTF? Is he playing injured? He has done absolutely fuck all but in CJs world that gets him 1st line PP minutes... The mind boggles.
    JFW. I don't want no lottery. Just fucking win. GYFHG!

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  17. somebody on melnyk said something like: everybody says PGH is better. PGH knows theyre better. its like they go into their matchs wanting to score an impressive 1st round KO. the habs know this. they prepare for this and its alomost like the perfect rope a dope strategy.

    humf... i never thought of it that way, but yeah, ok! honestly though... thats asking for trouble if you ask me. ide much rather them take it to them like last game and storm out of the gate. especially instead of once again letting a plumbers (ward, leighton, anderson...) write headlines beating carey.

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    1. the Maritimer5:12 PM

      If you like crap hockey and seeing 4th line pluggers get big minutes then clod julien is your guy.

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  18. the Maritimer5:09 PM

    @moe, those guys did a fantastic job on that old 'stang. Looks like it had a 289 originally but they probably swapped that out for a 4.6L engine like mine. I think the new 5.0L Coyote would be too much for that little car. Aquaman FTW!!

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  19. Okay I am here, relax, I have been wearing the big tits t all day. Its in the bag.

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  20. Classic CJ Devils era trap hockey. Not much excitement but maybe enough to get the W. We'll know I'm half a game.

    Yeah Max looks bad.

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  21. even with that busted 1v2, f-it. i love it! i love how meat and kadilak are jumping into the play and creating chaos for them. mete almost scored if it wasnt for that desperate deflection away and kadilak looked great improvising his hidden PFK there.

    dish btw hit the deck to break up that 1v2. finally! yes. thats how you neutralise odd man rushes! time it right, go down and 80% of hte time, the guy with the puck is screwed

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  22. Sorry to interrupt your regularly scheduled thoughts. Remember, well I cant remember but it was important relevant and insightful

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  23. Uh oh GI Finn in the box again.

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  24. omg.... is he dense! every single game he spends half his ice time in the box!

    i forget already.... was he this stupid during the reg season!?

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  25. Old time ref. I want to stab Tanev in the cock

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  26. This is the part of sprockets where we say CA$H it boys

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  27. Cash this goddamned power play FFS or I swear to god, I'll eat 6 Donairs and drink a 24 of crappy Molson beer and come visit your bubble

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    1. You’re gonna gain all the weight theM is losing.

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  28. the dome of non scoring has been lowered, the dome of dome, the dome of something, I have lost the thread

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  29. It's OK Moe, I've lost 33 lbs since March 20 😁. Paleo diet and 6km Walk per (most) day. No beer 😧 so vodka/cran has been my go-to.

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    1. I do six rounds with my personal russian, I have not lost weight but have a new baby

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  30. Wow Yotes beat Preds. All the 'underdogs' are winning.

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  31. freidman the dead fan says the smelley mammals are tanking, they want the big ash boy.

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  32. GIJoel is sucking hard! clumsy controlling passes, cant make a good one, loses battles on the board despite initially having position, no vision to see beyond the simple play... 'sigh'... whats become of him?

    not much new guy alex either. what happend there?

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  33. That period was a little better... Except the PP which was its usual level of god fucking awful. Note to the camera guys... If we wanted to be play by play announcers we would be... Enough of the fucking overhead angles! JFW! GYFHG!

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  34. good observation by ronnie mcflame. the puck is sticking more than normal b/c the ice is bad & the pucks arent frozed. humf... wow. i didnt really notice that, but now that he and bieksa mention it (w/ pretty good examples btw), yeah, good point. this kinda variable can only help us. (right?)

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  35. after the third, ive got a killer stat for you guys.
    (it was said on air so i dont want to repeat it)

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  36. Can I give the boys a pep talk, no, performance drugs is all I can recommend, win the cup dirty or clean, your still beat boston on both counts

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  37. trade Kid A between periods

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  38. omg!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

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  39. Bellzell? we got a Bellzell, lets call him ringtone

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  40. 'sigh'... just his luck. i betcha tuna is asking himself: "why cant i receive passes like that?"

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  41. buttman calls fast and furious 7

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  42. syd playing like he is on some bad brown

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  43. If you believe in God, Dale, DuctCH gretxy will score the winner

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  44. what is with Taaaaatar and Domini, lite a fire

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  45. set play, weep you stinky birds

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  46. Have you ever smelled a penguin, I have, and it smells like Cleopatra mummified Virginia/

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  47. I am getting angry, you dont want to read my posts when I am angry

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  48. Stop saying Hornquest, its making me angry

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  49. Time out Time out Time out

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  50. Like Kirk said KUUUUUULACK

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  51. Not ansty, big titsy

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  52. Lekoooooooooooooo !

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  53. Plan the fucking parade, masks only for those who blood alcool level does not meet the min

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  54. L E K O ! ! --SiM

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  55. take a 4 min time out

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  56. Lower the CHocula like defensive star wars inspired dome. I cant find the right words to describe the dome

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  57. OLEG!6:22 PM

    fffffffffffck-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

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  58. I dont want to jinx it but we have to send a lot of thoughts to the TiTs bros for this win.

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    1. i was already rubbing my screen for good luck the moment moe set the table for us

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  59. DO YOU GUYS BELIEVE YET? ARE YOU ON BOARD NOW? CAN YOU GUYS PLEASE GIT YER HEADS OUTTA YER BUTTS AND START LAUGHING WITH ME INSTEAD OF JOINING THOSE IDIOTS WHO DARE LAUGH AT US?!

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  60. Netflix 57 seconds to the future

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  61. time out time out, love the time out, that was my whole childhood, Steve, take a time out

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  63. Fuck... And YEAH BABY!

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  64. Page update. Happy bday Sid.

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  65. Yes victory is ours, the future belongs to the Montreal Canadiens. Lets not forget we can enjoy a second mircle on ice to nite at 8 HEH EH

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  66. Leko played a hell of a game.

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  67. Hugesimpleton sounded depressed.

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  68. Happy birthday, Sid! Many fine returns of the day! --SiM

    GYFHG!!!

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  69. Notice hugesimpleton got more uninterested as the game progressed.

    SFU

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  70. the die is cast, we can only be believers now, the franChise Savior is going to lead us to the land of silver and parades and parties that will last decades in memormy

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  71. But they finally answered a question, Habs get.8th seed, so play the winner of the Flyers/Bolts game tomorrow night

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  72. hold on.... hold on... HOLD IT RIGHT THERE MISTER!

    before you guys start celebrating with us, i want you doubters, you hesitants, you know who u 5 are... to put it down here on text your apology to greater habs nation. promise you will never believe the stupid mediots, nor doubt our boys, nor ever wish for stupid things like tanking for the draft!!

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    1. First of all I have never nor will I ever say to tank for a draft pick. I didn't believe they could win and I'm happy to be wrong. That said, they don't have a chance in hell at winning another series. Good run though.

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    2. i dont care if they dont have a chance in hell blah blah blah blah blah! you play the games cause you still gotta prove it! the boys proved em all WRONG thus they deserve it!

      what makes them cannon fodder next round and not cannon fodder this round?! its not a science you guys. its called sport. for all those stats, all those studies, all those algorthyms, all those modelling studies... look at who won! us right now and in ~70:00 CHI!

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  73. side complaint #1... nhl is stupid

    gm1: delayed penalty, but sid outsmarts XO to put it in. face-off goes 5v5
    gm3: geno zips the puck across instead of giving it up for a 5v3. goal scored, penalty1 cancelled, fresh 5v4.
    gm4: LB pulls it back to Lekho while on a delayed penalty. goal scored, face-off goes 5v5

    somebody please explain why the difference? the way they called that in gm3 doesnt fit! its been driving me nuts and i was hesitant to bring it up, but this example by LB makes it relevant again. anybody?

    (side complaint #2 is totally unrelated)

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  74. This was a perfect playoff game.

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  75. Does any Red Wings fan still want to bring up how they owned the Habs this regular season? I don't want to hear it ever brought up again. Cheers! --SiM

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  76. How many minutes since a goal was scored on TFS? Over 80 right? --SiM

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  77. And the Pittsburgh franchise still has yet to eliminate a Montreal Canadiens team. Ever.
    GYFHG
    --SiM

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    1. yes!! < - - that was the stat i didnt want to bring up!

      they said it on-air and i was like, crap! what if the hockey gods hear that! they also said PGH has never won a 5gm series and i thought, double crap! then i realised TFS is still there in the blue and still has a lot to prove so...

      those kinds of stats... how come they never get revealed before the match begins!?

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  78. Lets watCH the SFU meet the reality of reality

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  79. Da news you wont get on Da news, Jackets up 1 to zip, go Jacks

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  80. the Maritimer9:41 PM

    Hey oleg! I'm still a doubter. Sue me!

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  81. Hahaha just tuned into a 2-0 lead by the BJs after 2. Gonna be a lot of "well this isn't a real playoffs anyway and at least they have a 1 in 8 shot..."
    At least that is over quick with the pick being made Monday night.

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  82. oleg just so ya know I gotta keep up the facade of doubt for the sake of superstition...unlike my fellow Maritimer whom I'm pretty sure is a true doubter.

    Whatever happens this year, this experience is invaluable for next year and beyond. The growth of Nature Boy and KidKoho is priceless as the future of the franchise. Get Kovy2.0 back and shore up the back end and most importantly figure out the PP and this should be a fun team to watch the next few years. But yeah lets get through this strange one first.

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    1. the Maritimer10:22 PM

      Oh yeah, I'm a true blue doubter. They caught a break playing an either over confident or uninterested Pittsburgh team. Good on the Habs for taking advantage. I have zero expectations from here on in. Regarding the Sid picture above, I thought he was quite gracious in losing.

      3-0 BJ's, oh, the delicious leaf schadenfreude that will be enjoyed with tomorrow morning's coffee.

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    2. Sid's actually a tremendous young man, Just bustin his chops. If Bergy could somehow get him for the last 5 years of his 8.7 per deal, all other sins would be forgiven...except probably for what the price would be to get him. Living in his hometown ya kind of hear a lot of Sid...be much easier to take if he wore a Habs sweater.

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  83. DIE LEAF DIE

    I napped this afternoon during the Habs win now I'm wide awake watching the Laffs lose and Hugeson practically crying right now

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  84. 3-0! Suck it mediots!!!

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  85. Hugesimpleton sound suicidal

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  86. I'm not watching, saw 29s 3-0 update and thought we were safe for a page refresh! Oh well the sentement stands even if there is a miraculous comeback. Suck it SFU.

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  87. the Maritimer10:30 PM

    3-3

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  88. Ok then...good night.

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  89. the Maritimer10:31 PM

    Oh well, fuck the SFU anyway.

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  90. OT. i jinxed the whole thing by watching and commenting. sorry.

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  91. Or maybe it was my page update 29!? Some evil cosmic forces at play one way or another. Or maybe it's all the beleafers getting their hopes back up just to be crushed for good in OT. Would love to be in the BJs room listening to Torts right now.

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  92. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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  93. They still haven't won shit...

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  94. Anonymous7:44 AM

    Just watched the highlights on NHL.com-didn’t show any Habs’ goals. A lot of TFS’ saves but no goals. Weird

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  95. Anonymous7:45 AM

    And of course it is buried on the page after ‘Matthews saves Maple Leafs season”

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  96. I want the Broons and a cell phone jammer

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  97. the Maritimer11:11 AM

    @Saint Paddy, IF and that's a very big IF, the smelly birds win the Laffy sweepstakes and Jim Rutherford with Mario's blessing, decides it's time to start a rebuild, it would be absolutely amazing to get Sid in a Habs uniform to finish his career. Bargain Bin has a shit load of draft picks and a couple of interesting prospects in the pipeline. Could a deal be worked out? BB has tons of cap space as well. Who knows but it still is 2020.

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  98. the Maritimer11:49 AM

    Also, I guess I'll have to wait for my leaf shadenfreude fix.

    The SFU are blowing Narcos hard this morning. I actually hope the putrid leaf advance to the next round just to eliminate ANY chance at getting Laffy.

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  99. Well well well. looks like I have fallen of the tank. I still want the leaf to advance, mainly because I do not want them to get another star draft pick, secondly if there is a CHance we can meet in the playoffs it would be manna from heaven.

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  100. Hope Philthy wins. We need retribution for 2010. I remember that too well. Had a good friend who was a Flyers fan live just long enough to see them beat the Habs. Died that night. Not sure if it's true but it's said among his final words were 'fuck the Habs'. Gotta love hockey fans. 42 years old. Cancer.
    Anyway that win was for him, 10 years on I think we can turn the page.

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  101. Tough to find many hilites of the Habs win last night what with both sfu stations hosting giant leaf bukake-fests. Good for them, they've long since stopped trying to pretend to be impartial 'journalists' and have owned their leaf loving ways...

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    1. Ok I had a bricked phone. I got a new sim card and thats the story. The real story was big TITS.they wanted my big TiTS tee, and now I feel I must say, I can not predict the future
      and I am uncertain about every other thing that has ever happened to me.

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  103. Who says we can not win the COVID CUP, buttman, well I used phone jammers last game , and that was just the play in. The show will bring out the real hardware. Sorry to interupt but its a conflict of intrest
    to broadcast and speak at the temple of hockey when you can not descern hockey from adoltary, and
    you suck dreaming of what I dont know, because I never judge, unlike you you SFU person who
    thinks they occuply the center of the universe, or more likely are told by the man, ignore
    fly over country, especially the east, they are takers.

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    1. the Maritimer5:25 PM

      Yeah Steve, we easterners aren't too impressed with some CotU asshole saying Atlantic Canada only takes and gives nothing. Those arrogant pricks forget eastern Canada helped build this country and helped central and western Canada survive when they were getting started. Too bad if his feelings are hurt because he can't take a vacation here. I suggest he look south, they will welcome him with open arms I'm sure.

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  104. the Maritimer5:27 PM

    TSN
    @TSN_Parody

    Will the Oilers latest failure result in Connor McDavid requesting a trade to his hometown Leafs even sooner than expected?

    More from the TSN hockey panel:

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  105. Hey hey... Guys.. Girls... Can we please set a standard here... At no point in time ever should any regular here ever utter the words "I want the leaf to win" (nevermind type them) There is NEVER a good enough reason to ever want them to win anything. The lottery is a crap shoot. Laffy in Montreal was never going to happen anyway so let's not worry about it. We have a team with huge potential so let's enjoy it. REMEMBER:Our magic number is 16

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    1. yes! exactly what ive been saying all along! ditto those broons!
      and yes... correct about any draft pick, any round!

      only exception ill allow is if we get the privilege of taking them out ourselves!

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  106. HF29 is back?!?! WTF!?!?! hahhahhaha

    relax you guys. none of you jinxed them not liable for the BJs spitting. this is 2020 and BJs matter. they have the right to do what they want. who knows maybe the hockey gods are saving that pleasure for us. they work in weird ways.

    glad to have sold some tickets to some old friends tn. welcome (back) to the bandwagon.

    St.P, Maritiminer, SiM, KMaxxx, Steve: sorry for calling yas out. St.P, yes, actually, now you point it out. yes! whatever you guys did first round, we should all continue onwards. im pretty sure Steve abused his Ministerial authority anyways to social-distantly transmit all you guys' dirty thoughts to the dressing room whiteboard for cpt bbq to use in his pep talk. keep it going. heck, even vary the intensity once in awhile to keep the guys resenting the inferiordog label. keep it all coming until mission16 is complete!

    we all have our roles in this. do your part!

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  107. hey St.P: i vagely remember that story about your friend back then 10yrs ago. i know since then, theyve matched it with a CF vs the rags, but that series still irks me cause they lost to a plumber who never again was anything after that (exactly like cam ward).

    so... i want those PHFuctards just like you... but kinda for different reasons:
    https://www.pinterest.ca/pin/605945324838582332/

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  108. the Maritimer8:50 PM

    Before the day is over -- Big Happy 73rd Birthday to the greatest 29 of all Mr. Ken Dryden who was the backstopper to 6 Stanley Cup winners in an 8 year span! That's fucking incredible! And to think he retired at the tender age of ... 29! I'd take Dryden over Saint Patrick on my team any time. For those who point to him having the Big 3 in front of him well, the year he sat out (73-74) the Habs had a less than stellar season with the late Bunny Laroque and Wayne Thomas in net with the same defence.

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    1. I thought he retired at 31, you know the number of a different goalie we may know. No matter, happy bday to the big man who was smart enough to know when to quit.

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    2. Happy Birthday Ken. The Game is to hockey literature what Slap Shot is to hockey Cinema.

      Yes its too soon, however I wish some of our math minded number crunchers would do a deep dive on the big 3 Eh! and compare to the originals. BBQ and Dish might line up nicely Chariots of Fire and eggs maybe not so much.

      Anyway we got drew the PHucktards. Extremely well coached:) Cant wait for Empty to make some knuckled headed comment.
      Death to the Fucktards

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  109. the Maritimer8:12 AM

    The last time the Habs faced ex-Habs coach Vigneault they lost. Was that when Price got Crydered? Can't remember. Anyway, he's back along with the Empty headed Arrogant Fuckface.

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    1. Why yes, it was, theM. And if there is a repeat (I actually expect it) this time we have CHill and CPv2 both chomping at the bit to prove their salt. See my comment below. This series is our Slaughterhouse V (the Children's Crussde). They have the veterans' backs in this tourney.

      Fuck Vigneault, and everyone who praises his coaching skills.
      --SiM

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  110. Being on the Philthy Phlyers! Sorry Thompson Twins, you're on the wrong team now.

    This will be a challenge. But unlike 2010, this Habs team is not meeting this Philthy team all drained and beat up from battling hard through two other best-of-7 series against tough opponents. Should be a fun series. All house $ from here on out, as they say.

    I shall not make any predictions from here on out. But hear this: my confidence in our team's depth has risen sharply, seeing how well Evans and Belzile responded. The kids are alright attitude can be our blessing from the Forum ghosts, surely mortified (if any ghosts can be mortified at all), at seeing the Laff team dressing room and historical crap decoration being used as our dressing room.

    Finally, something good about 2020. We should all appreciate what fun we can get at this point.

    --SiM

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    1. the Maritimer8:22 AM

      I don't share your enthusiasm @--SiM but I certainly appreciate it. I don't think the Habs have to worry about being gooned by AV's phucktards. I hope Price gives AF the same stare treatment he did just before he got canned!

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  111. the Maritimer8:26 AM

    Ha ha ha...

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    It was extraordinary, remarkable and unprecedented. The Toronto Maple Leafs pulled off the unthinkable in their 4-3 OT win over the Columbus Blue Jackets on Friday night. TSN's Domenic Padula takes a closer look at the betting odds and how they changed during Toronto's epic comeback.
    #LeafsForever

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  112. Tampa is damaged goods.

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  113. the Maritimer8:59 AM

    Bwahahahahahahahahaha....... Foxhole buddies

    https://twitter.com/i/status/1292371906340048901

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  114. the Maritimer9:02 AM

    I'm watching the PGA championship recorded last night ... so nice to watch without fucking Tiger Woods hogging the spotlight.

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  115. Historical events that took place on Aug 6
    258 Pope St Sixtus II beheaded in Rome under persecutions by Roman Emperor Valerian
    523 Pope Hormisdas reign as Catholic Pope ends with his death

    768 Antipope Constantine II deposed
    939 Battle at Simancas - Spain beats Moors
    2020 leaf won a hockey game

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    1. This is a fine post, except the leaf won their game on the 7th.

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  116. I know how to beat the Phuctards and its a one shot EMT. You know the PHutards are owned by COMCAST, which is how you spell the MAN with big money. Empty I believe has got an AI interface. I can take out the whole ones and zeros edge they have, I just have to pick the right time. Also Its a one shot, repeat offenders do not go past go , do not go to guamtotoma.

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  117. Not watching tonight. I have a motto for my life I try to follow as much as possible... "Never sweat the shit you can't control"... So rather than sweat (It's 29C at midnight here in London) over the fucking leaf I will continue to chill with Mrs. K3X @Noosebar and read the result in the morning... WFH has its advantages!

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  118. hay SiM: who is CHill? CPv2 = cayden?

    whats the consensus tn boys? you guys want bjs or a leaves-bawston rematch of pain? i hope the leaves win with a blatant blown call just to curse them and make them the natural enemy of the neutrals.

    another question: why did the bjs change their logo from the original cartoon bug version? i thought that was quite cool.

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  119. Here's hoping for a happy ending for tonight's BJs.

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  120. omg... two leaves were playing w/o sticks and the bjs had them pinned in their end for a min... a min + 1/2.... not one good shot. seems like not just our boys struggle wit extra man. that woulda been a killer blow last mine of 2nd.... 'sigh'...

    crap... what am i saying? i want those leaves to win!

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  121. ok... perfect. cue the fix! this will be an interesting finish. lets see how the leaves 'comeback' from this!

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  122. the Maritimer10:15 PM

    I hope Vintage29 is not watching...

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  123. the Maritimer10:26 PM

    Goodbye leaf. We won't miss you one fucking bit.

    SUCK IT SFU!!!

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  124. the Maritimer10:29 PM

    I knew you guys were lurking...

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  125. the Maritimer10:33 PM

    I remember back in October Christine Simpson proclaiming this leaf team as the greatest ever assembled. I also remember the old crotch (before he was canned) proclaiming Freddy Andersen as the best goalie in the world. I love it when all that shit blows up in their biased faces.

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    1. mclame getting hammered again tonight.

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  126. the Maritimer10:36 PM

    pension plan puppets should be a treat tomorrow.

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  127. And this is a wonderful way to start the week. Buh bye leaffools😂
    Go You Fucking Habs Go!

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  128. Well well well hockey dies in Toronto, much later in the year than later. The best was simpleton, every shot on net making excuses why the leaf did not score, and how did that stay out of the net buy the goalie with horseshoes.

    Headline on sports net, leaf who only have people in score lack scoring.

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  129. Not sure what it is, but today the sun seems sunnier, the wind seems windier and the air feels fresher. May be related to the tremendous drop in the levels of horseshit catching the jet stream from the CotU and heading east...I do expect a spike today leading up to the Lafreniere Sweeps, then god help us if it happens to go their way.

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  130. Hey the M, I was recalling that statement by Ol' Crotch about Anderson when he let that 2nd goal in. Guess the best goalie in the world isn't good enough. They need the bestest.

    Oh wait, we've already got him!

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  131. I am afraid it is a very sad day for the CotU Mediots. Good for the BJs to come back and take the series with a strong Game 5. Now both hub cities' locker rooms are gonna' be even MORE confused, absent their Thing 1 and Thing 2. They didn't like their games. Oh, what a shame, what a shame, what a shame. I wonder what else that cat has got in his hat!

    GYFHG

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  132. Go Jets (in the Laffy sweeps)!

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    1. Yeah, they could use a break. The Wild wouldn't be bad either.

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    2. And the Jets have been good trade partners for Bergy, so he could offer them two firsts (this year and next) 2 2nds and a 3rd for this year, Domi (hometown kid) and ??? maybe KidKo (though we're really starting to see that potential now).

      Dreaming, but that's the kind of deal it would take to get him if he is at all available. I think.

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    3. I want a Canadian team , jets or oilers, I would love to see MdDavid play on a team that deserved him. If we meet them in the finals every year, I would love that.

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  133. the Maritimer5:17 PM

    Here's a nice little tidbit while we wait:

    NHL teams that have not won a postseason series since the lockout-cancelled season 15 years ago:
    -Florida Panthers
    -Toronto Maple Leafs

    That is all.

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    1. your wrong M you forgot the Atlanta Thrashers

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    2. the Maritimer7:01 PM

      Who?

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  134. the Maritimer6:08 PM

    @brothermoe, I saw your comment on Twitter about Kevin Bieksa being compromised by the hated leaf blowing SFU and I agree. I liked him the first few times he was on 'the panel', smarter about the game by far than HaHarudey and kypridiot and with a quick wit. Yes, he was being led down the SFU path by mclame last night, what little I listened to anyway. As soon as I heard the line of questions about the putrid leaf I bailed. Anyway, I still like him and now that the wretched leaf are history maybe he can actually talk about other teams. One can only hope. One thing for sure, the SFU will trash the Habs at every opportunity. Maybe I should watch tva and not understand what they are talking about.

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    1. they are trained to suck leaf cuck before they can bend over on tv

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  135. the Maritimer6:14 PM

    Although Lafreniere will be another 'one that got away' maybe ol'Bozo Bergy will swing for the fences on the draft floor with his plethora of draft picks and mega cap space and convince Sid to finish his career in Montreal. I think that would help soothe some hard feelings towards bbb. It will probably depend on how the first round goes.

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  136. The comsmic force of good died maybe long time ago. Evil rules and if you tell me the NHL runs a a fair lottery I will tell you why should I not believe. Then I will find a laundary list, which I lost, okay I do not want to be that guy with some top guy sweating me out for making a joke.

    If Arizona gets the pick you know its fixed, there are in the second round. Florida get it, fix or not fix,

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  137. I have to say I had a spring in my step all day. Living in the SFU world , not just hockey ,everthing, I enjoyed the willingness to throw babies of incubatures or at least bath water to move up a peg.
    So delicious,and I have to say Toronto media took it head on and said, we need change, Dumbass is at fault. So Dumbass better find he has a black ancestors or he is going to be roasted and eaten Hannibal style for at least two years, and leftover for 5.

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  138. On the phuctards, I have just bought some local home made daipers with cocunt shells and moss and wax. They fit real tight, but I have to light them on fire to take them off and I am just wondering about my high methane discharge levels. They say worst is a blue angel and some lost hair.

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  139. So the Rags eh? Meh, better than the leaf, oil pens at least.

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    1. the Maritimer7:11 PM

      The Rags get Laffy? Now there's a big surprise. No buttman interference there... hahahahaha. Suck it leafools all you get is more misery.

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  140. Rags won, OMG where is the HQ of the NHL, building 7 just got a new foundation.

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  141. Ok sports fans here is some dessert. The leaf should have had a under top 20 pick in a stacked draft, and guess what DUMBASS traded that pick to Carolina for cap relief. I am not kidding this is serious.
    LOL BAAAAAH fucking losers

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  142. I tuned into tan Overdrive for just a moment. That is honestly the saddest looking crew I have ever seen on tv. So dejected. I only kept it on long enough to hear Hayes predictably say "well at least the Raptors are still playing".

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    1. the Maritimer7:09 PM

      Yeah, Hayes may be the biggest leaf blower of all. How do these fucking idiots get jobs? Oh wait...

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  143. BWAAA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA BWA HAHAH !!!!

    SUCK IT LEAFFOOLS!!

    --SiM

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    1. Ditto.

      Can’t stop laughing.

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  144. All is well as far as I can tell. No leaf pick in the 1st round No laffy stroking. So COTU.. just shut the fuck up and go away. Goes to prove that even when the Habs are as bad as they were pre-covid, they will never be as bad as the putrid leaf.

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  145. Tampa-BJ's game one just completed its 4th OT. My legs hurt just thinking about that. Shit. --SiM

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  146. moe! not sure where you going with the next thread, but can you give a mention to this?
    youtube.com/watch?v=6iAht-uaALKY

    daum.... a series like this. lapierre would be so valuable....

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  147. https://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.com/2020/08/playoffs-round-1-habs-vs-phuckin.html

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