May 31, 2021

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Ring! Ring! It's 7:00 P.M.!

Move y'self to go again

Cold water in the face

Brings you back to trannawful place


Knuckle merchants and you bankers, too

Must get up an' learn those rules

Weather man is their crazy chief

One says sun and one says sleet


A.M., the F.M. the P.M. too

CHurning out that boogaloo

Gets you up and gets you out

But how long can you keep it up?


Gimme Narcos, Gimme Mitchie

So cheap and real phony

ML$E dollars and sportsnet  scents

SFU clowns so FHFuckin dense


You lot! What?

Don't stop! Give it all you got!

You lot! What?

Don't stop! Yeah!


Working for a rise, get a better station

Take the Habs Kids to sophistication

She's seen the ads, she thinks it's nice

Better work hard - I seen the Price


Never mind that it's time for no fuss

We got to work - an' you're one of us

Clocks go slow in a shitty place of work

Minutes drag with mclame the jerk !


"When can I tell 'em wot I do?

In a second, maaan...oright Chucky!”

Wave bub-bub-bub-bye to Geoff the boss

It's our profit, it's leaf loss


But anyway dinner bells ring

Take one hour and do your thanng!

CHeeesboiger! 


What do we have for entertainment?

Habs kickin' leafies on the pavement

Now the news - snap to attention!


The Ontario landing of the HCW convention !


Fridgeman the mobster shoots his mouth off

Cheap suits, fat jowls and a 70s coif

A beer in the fridgeman

Or a fridgeman in the beer?

Nothing but noise - in leafTV land


You lot! What? Don't stop. Huh?


So get back to work an' sweat some more

The sun will sink an' Habs’ll get out and score

It's no good for soupman to work in cages

Hits the town, he drinks his wages


leaf’re frettin', leaf’re sweatin'

But did you notice they ain't gettin'?


Don't you ever stop long enough to start!

KidA take your butt outta that gear

Don't you ever stop long enough to start?

PowerHorse get your ass outta that gear


Craig Button and Erik Engels

Came to the checkout at the game 7

Button was skint - but he had sense

Engels lent him the necessary pence


What have we got? Yeh-o, magnificence!!


BBQ King and Mahatmaniemi

Went to the Scotiapark to CHeck on the game

The leaf was murdered by the better team

Habs went on to win sixty-seven nil


You can be true, you can be false

You be given the same reward


SocraMB and Milhaus Dubas

Both went the same way - through the kitCHen


Morgan the Meek or Rin Sim Simmonds

Who's more famous to the billion millions?


News Flash: VaCHuum Cleaner Sucks Up Buds Eeee!


Oooohh noooo...bub-bye

Magnificence!!

SERIES IS FHFUCKING LONG, INNIT?

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G Y F H G !

188 comments:

  1. Parody a bit later...

    Like Hemingway, I write better when I've had a few, rums.

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  2. Extra sudsy butt action! GYFHG.

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    1. holy crap! big soapy is back! and finally making their playoff debut is lil soapy! maybe the webmaster is related to the coaching staff?

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  3. been meaning to ask this for a long time, kept forgetting:
    whats up with the tv timeouts? i remember when they were brought in, the agreement was none of this BS during playoffs. when did they sell out and extend this momentum killer to the post-season? thnx for runing the game!

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  4. Win, fucking just.

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  5. Remember. Win or lose, I still need to get up, feed the cat, make coffee and go to work (i.e. my basement). Life will go on either way. In one scenario there will just be that extra amount of glee, less about our team moving on and more about the excuses, rage and tears coming out of our 'national' sports media outlets.

    So Go. Go you fucking Habs. Go like you've never gone before. Leave NOTHING on the ice. JFW. Apparently with the same D pairings...

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  6. oh... and just saying...
    - i think most of you are aware the leaves have now lost 7 straight games to eliminate their opponent
    - the lil whiskey jack (look it up, its our national bird) and dish are our yank brothers. td is memorial day. cue hollywood.

    pleeeeeease. somebody find a way to insert Tsar. he wouldnt be a reason for losing; but im sure he could be a difference for winning! (im sure a lot of you feel this way too)

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  7. Parody is up.

    Kinda à propos because it's based on the best rock song ever .

    To me its The Clash's 'Sympathy for the Devil'.

    This song rocks, funks, reggaes.

    Try not to move your FHFeet.

    Strummer's intelligent politics on full display.

    Nothing like it since.

    Magnificent.

    Fuck the leaf.

    Fuck the SFU !

    G Y F H G !!!

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    1. Oh that's goddamn brilliant. "BBQ king and Mahatmaniemi" LMAO

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    2. Must admit I almost outdid myself with 'Mahatmaniemi'.

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    3. Awesome work as usual Moe

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  8. the Maritimer4:22 PM

    Fuck the leaf

    Fuck the tranna media who pretend to be national but are biased fucks.

    Fuck mclame and his panel of leafools/Habhaters.

    I'm watching tonight win or lose. The Montreal Canadiens have proved to me they do have heart. As the Who said, The Kids Are Alright. But the vets have dug deep and gave all they had can't ask for more than that. Corey Perry is a fucking warrior.

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  9. some more observations. (sorry guys, im binging..)

    https://www.habseyesontheprize.com/history/2020/4/21/21222737/2010-nhl-playoffs-replay-montreal-canadiens-washington-capitals-game-4-carey-price-ovechkin-habs
    (i cant find the gm7 thread, but awesome to see the names mentioned and to see the history repeating itself)


    https://www.espn.com/nhl/game/_/gameId/300428023
    (great reminder whats possible. shame on me for losing faith after seeing them implode after gm2; oh... and the urologist led the way in gm7)

    KK scored at 15:15. now tell me god isnt a habs fan!

    last one... i promise:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWpAB5YAO5A
    (and its my fault for not listening to my own advice. shame on me)

    and in addition to Tsar, i want ta-TARRRR back in too! how the facq are you supposed to win by benching 1/3 of your top line!?! again!

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  10. oh... and im dominating this thread just like im sure our boys will again dominate the opening 20:00 for no lasting affect

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  11. No Tuna because he's a terrible playoff performer. Leafs should do the same with Mitchy. Habs are 2-0 with Sevans in the lineup however. I'm really liking that kid a lot. Same d pairings. There was no way after all this they insert Czar in game 7. I'm pretty confident we'll see him in Winnipeg.

    I gotta admit, I gave this team zero chance after game 4. But I stuck with them, they showed us they are not the Tin Men and have shot out of the gates like a Rocket. Speaking of, win this for him to permanently wipe that smugly smirk off of Underpants' face, whose name will forever sully the trophy named for the one and only Rocket.

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  12. My daughter's BF (they've been together for 15 years and they're only 30) has some new digs and ⅓ part owner. He's the pastry/bread guru;

    https://tastet.ca/en/2019/04/01/helicoptere-restaurant-hochelaga/

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    1. Looks like a great excuse to take a Bixi trip down to Hochelaga.

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  13. I donna dont wanna make billboard talk. I dinke the Habwss beat the LEEF like Montey Pytyhon the black
    knight, you lost an arm in Jonnn T and now Muzzie cant do snyth on the keboard your fucked, totally fucked, That the way the fact spin at me.

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  14. Hallelujah
    Now I’ve heard there was a secret chord
    When Byron scored and we called him Lord
    But COTU doesn’t care for the Habs, do you?
    We lost the fourth but won the fifth,
    The Laffs fall again and we win the sixth
    The baffled king Clancy rolling over as we sing Hallelujah
    Hallelujah Hallelujah
    Hallelujah Hallelujah

    Our faith was strong but we needed proof
    We saw the banners hanging from the roof
    The beauty and the legends overthrew you
    2500 strong sitting in their chairs
    We broke you down though the refs unfair
    And from their lips they screamed out Hallelujah
    Hallelujah Hallelujah
    Hallelujah Hallelujah

    Well maybe there’s a God above
    As for me all I’ve learned from love is watching them shoot and score when we outdrew you
    But it’s not a crime that we’re here tonight
    It’s not some scribe from COTU who claims to see the Light
    No it’s a cold and broken Laffs team
    Hallelujah
    Hallelujah Hallelujah
    Hallelujah Hallelujah

    There was a time you never let us know
    What was going on in MLG down below
    But now you never show it to us, do you?
    And I remember when we beat you
    And the holy ghosts were moving too
    In ‘79 every single breath we drew was Hallelujah
    Hallelujah Hallelujah
    Hallelujah Hallelujah

    Now we’ve done our best, COTU thinks it wasn’t much
    The Laffs have lost their scoring touch
    I’ve told the truth, we didn’t come to here just to fool you
    And even though it all went wrong for COTU because the Laffs will be gone
    There’s nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah
    Hallelujah Hallelujah
    Hallelujah Hallelujah

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    1. That is so excellent I can hear the dear departed whishing they where alive to sing that tontiet

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    2. Well done lehab !

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    3. Two totallh freakin' inspired parodies in one day? My cup runneth over! Bravo lehab and moeman both!

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    4. the Maritimer6:32 PM

      Golf and Whisky clap to you both.

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    5. We're not worthy! Well done on both parody fronts fellas!

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  15. I'm not here, it's all an illusion, but DIE LEAF DIE

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    1. OMG, you scared me with those black eyes

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    2. PS... It's a school night, so I'm not here either...

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    3. FUCK SHCOOL UK3X listen to Supertramp and Pink FLyod they would both agree tonite fuck school, you will learn more from 60 min of hockey than you could from a Masters Degree

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    4. 29 glad to see you even though it hurts my eyes, doctor my eyes Jackson brown

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  16. All of Canada (except for that little isolated piece of HELL called COTU) is a Habs fan tonight. The fact that SN doesn't know or recognise it is just so sad... Just Fucking Win.

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  17. truth to Power Noami OSAKa say i bow out,fuck you media c,,,,ts

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  18. I am tottaly out there for tonite, not holding back, die leaf die you blue stain on green trees

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  19. I am missing something, game seven, soapy bum what no rum?

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  20. GYFHG! May BBQ, Munster, Dish and Chariot of Eggs come up with a repeat performance of the Four Horsemen of the TO Apocalypse.

    JFW boys, JFW!

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  21. the Maritimer6:35 PM

    The Force is strong in KoHo, he will prevail over the Dark Side.

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  22. So far all SFU yipping how can their leaf win, including Bieksa.

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  23. Fridgeman is slobbering all over himself.

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  24. They flip to cuthbert who yips leaf and then simpleton on how he thinks their leaf can win.

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  25. Botterill redeems it with talk of the young Habs.

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    1. 13 minutes into the broadcast mind you...

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    2. Love the avatar

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  26. The Math say the Chances of the leef wining are less than finite. We got this.
    We need all hands on deck and no stupid comments, okay no more than one stupid comment.

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  27. Fuck the Leaf Fuck the leaf like I Cant say

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  28. Why would mclame be nervous ?

    He’s an unprofessional, ethics-less leaf hack, that’s why.

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  29. the Maritimer6:56 PM

    the little leaf gerbil johnson seems pretty sure the leaf are going to round 2. All leaf all the time.

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  30. There is no reason for be leef

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  31. the Maritimer6:58 PM

    mclame still fantasizing about the so-called 'rivalry'. Heh, been 42 fucking years ron you dimwit.

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  32. the Maritimer7:02 PM

    I'll bet pornstache and mitchie have tight sphincters right about now. I want to see the sfu cameras on them hanging their heads at the end.

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  33. mclame is a fucking puke

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  34. As usual I'll be syncing Dan and Sergio on TSN690, but if the Habs get a good lead, I'll tune back into leafnet to soak up their tears and sorrow.

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  35. cuthbert; ‘the leafs need to win’.

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  36. I appreciate that Wickenheiser is a Dr. but why do simpleton and cuthbert want her on the ice for the leaf ? Weird.

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  37. the Maritimer7:51 PM

    There is so much subliminal messaging by the whole bloody broadcast crew it has to be a deliberate marketing tool demanded by Rogers.

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  38. the Maritimer7:53 PM

    So many little things like shots by leaf chances by leaf the timbre of the voices when calling all that shit. It is ridiculous

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    1. Yep, thought cuthbert would be above this.

      He jumped ship on purpose.

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  39. Not a very good period. Can be much better.

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    1. the Maritimer8:01 PM

      Both teams playing very tight not much room out there 5 on 5. Gonna be a bad bounce or *gasp* a penalty!

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  40. So that was a pretty one sided SN intermission

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  41. It will get more obscene as the game progresses.

    Intermission barely mentions the Habs except to go to their leaf.

    stewart is a fucking dolt, a token, spews leaf all the time.

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    1. He's terrible but I almost respect guys like him and Jeff O'Neil on TSN who freely admit they are leaf fans rather than lying through their teeth about it like the rest of them.

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    2. the Maritimer8:04 PM

      Stewart at least has the courage to admit he is a leaf flunkie and has said so. The rest of them are just sleazy fucks. He is DAR though as you say.

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  42. KidA just doesn't seem right.
    Andy is throwing his weight around but need him to show up on the score sheet.

    Happy bday to GIJoel. May you score on your 28th birthday...and get some points in this game too.

    Gus is actually looking OK out there.

    No great scoring chances yet. Powerhorse could have one times that pass from LB maybe...oh yeah LB is playing great again.

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    1. Indeed. Glad to see Gus was able to take a few shifts and not shit the bed. Hope the game opens up a tad though.

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  43. Lep! Welcome to the party!! GYFHG

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  44. They need to pound 88. He’s afraid to get hit anytime someone comes hear him

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  45. the Maritimer8:18 PM

    leaf cheering will become noticeably desperate by cuthburp and simpleton

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  46. Powerhorse needs to remove his blinders. Quality EN chance.

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  47. Let’s go whiskey let’s go !

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    1. He never gets hit with a pass even when he finds open ice.

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    2. i agree.... he never gets the set-ups squid got. can u imagine if he did?

      if only the mexicant was still around....

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  48. We need to keep forechecking hard. We’ve sat back a little since the goal. No need to pinch as much but keep the hard forecheck pressure

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  49. If ever there was a time to cashnut... Now is that time... But a shot on goal would be good too...

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  50. the Maritimer8:31 PM

    Let's go Whisky make them pay.

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  51. CHP+ CJP CJCHOMMMMEEEEEE

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  52. the Maritimer8:35 PM

    COREY FUCKING PERRY!!!

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  53. Best get the PK unit rested. It's coming soon.

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  54. Gus's first point as a Hab. Good time for it.

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  55. I'm gonna have to tune into the intermission to hear them cry about the penalty and Staal not getting called (which he should have been)

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    1. yep. correct observation. terrible missed call. does karma expire each match, or does it continue until justice?

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  56. Much better period.

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  57. … and Botterill has been told to buy in.

    These people have no integrity.

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  58. The entire sfucru are trying to find ways for their leaf to win. It’s weird.

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  59. Wow Fridgeman talking directly to Habs fans. Fucking weird man.

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    1. And speaking the truth no less...

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  60. the Maritimer8:56 PM

    Well, in fairness to Jen, Bieksa and HaHa talked up the Habs so she had to do her leaf duty

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  61. the Maritimer8:57 PM

    In honor of HF29...

    HANG ON BOYS!!!

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  62. Is cuthurt an octave lower ?

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    1. the Maritimer9:09 PM

      Seems a little off

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  63. Dumb penalty by the captain.

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  64. Wow... What a sof call that was on bbq

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  65. To be fair I've it's a long time since I've seen the Reds let this much go for the Habs.

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    1. 2 obvious Staal penalties in particular

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    2. the Maritimer9:24 PM

      Game 7 they hardly dare call penalties

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    3. absolutely agree, StP.

      hate what you said, but absolutely agree, M

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  66. cuthurt says 5th shot by Hyman, who keeps this shit available?

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  67. Hang on boys! Less than five minutes.

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  68. Empty net. Finish this off!

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  69. Empty net... Come on boys

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  70. Wooo9oooooooooohiooooooooo

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  71. Eat shit leaf and sfu !

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  72. Buh bye leaf fools!

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  73. Ok switching to SN now for the post mortem

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  74. I'm still not here, but YEEEHHAAAW

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  75. GYFHG GYFHG GYFHG

    To the 'Peg!!!!

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  76. Hey, is that the first time all season we've won three straight?

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    1. yes. yes it is. very good observation SiM....

      WWW = go to wpg
      WWL = go to drawing board (again)

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  77. Guess I'm keeping this avatar for now.

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  78. Gotta work tomorrow but it was worth staying up!

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  79. the Maritimer9:42 PM

    Remember what I said about the hanging heads? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    1. 'Twas a beautiful sight to behold, and we shall CHerish it always.

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  80. Not sure if it was here or on twitter but somebody suggested that the reconciliation of Roy and Tremblay in the Uber Eats commercial may have broken the Roy curse. I think they may be onto something.

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    1. That or Leefer Madness. Moe has outdone himself this series.

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    2. Part of the team but admittedly, I was fucking hyped for this series.

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  81. This is fucking sweet !!!

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  82. the Maritimer9:54 PM

    Oh yeah, gonna be lots and lots of salty leafool tears. Heh, no panel after the game they are so in shock they can't even talk about it.

    Hey @Craigjbutton, how many games did you say the Habs would win? HAHAHAHAHAHA

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    1. leafnet, unprofessional to their bitter end.

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  83. the Maritimer10:03 PM

    Good Night FHFriends, I'm off to peruse Twitter, I'm sure the ScotianCanadien is going ballistic as I type.

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  84. Every fucking leafnet 🤡 starts with unfortunately. Too facing funny.

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  85. We can shit on him for not scoring but Dano owned Narco$.

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    1. I have zero problem with no goals from Dano if he keeps channeling his inner Carbo/Gainey!

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    2. That is his calling. Who is his next mark on the Jets (and yes, I am thinking of Christian Bale in American Hustle)? Scheifele I imagine.

      Lots of dangerous forwards to worry about, with Connor, Wheeler, Dubois, Stastny and Copp. Plus Uncle Nate.

      And we get the Battle of the depth Gusses! YES! David Gustafsson (Centre on the taxi squad) vs. Our Gus.

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  86. The Shanaplan needs a new roomba

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  87. i dont know who said this, but i heard it on the cnbc feed:

    'we are going to torontototo b/c its on the way to winnipeg!'

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  88. Of all the leaf sucking scum, mclame is the worst but the little fucker Chris Johnson is a close second. Eat shit you small human bean. Not a typo.

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  89. i needed the steve dangle watch-along for gm6 cause i was working. now im watching the steve dangle gm7 watch-along for fun and its fantastic. to watch a diehard disintegrate is PRICEless. wish i saw it live. very good therapy. very good for recovering addicts and those who suffer from amnesia. im not one myself, but i think dr. recchi would recommend this.

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  90. SO I had a running commentary going with my best mate in Leafland for the past 2 games. He is born and raised Blue and White, but apart from that one of the greatest people I know. I streamed the SN feed...I believe that was what he was watching too. I kept politely mentioning to him how 1-sided the intermissions were but he kept coming back with "That was honest feedback from the panel" or some variation of those words. "Yeah but - it's "Hockey Night in Canada", coast to coast - and this panel of 4 followed by the 3 guys who don't actually watch the game but comment anyway - they have not mentioned the Habs once - I honestly believe he saw nothing wrong with the way it was being done. Not a single link/bit/feature on anything that wasn't related directly to the Leaf. He had ZERO awareness or concern that it was being done that way.

    And as Toffee lifted the 3rd goal into that empty net, I sent him my condolences on his loss...

    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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    1. The GTA came by the moniker Center Of The Universe honestly, eh? It's cultlike when it comes to this team. Hard to debunk with mere logic. My nephew and his dad and all their Big Time TO comedian friends are huge Leafs fans, but wordly enough to get past the ON border in their mindset. Sorry Mike, the Love Guru flopped for a reason, lol

      HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH

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  91. Before I forget, today I shall dedicate my 1996 song "Back Nine" to Joe Thornton.

    CHORUS:
    You've been playing for half a lifetime
    Getting more frustrated over every drive
    Now you're pushing forty-five
    Better luck on your back nine

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    1. This is amazing! So apropos as the fancy would say.
      And what a great metaphor for life!
      And for the record, I DREAM of pushing 45 before hitting my back nine...

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  92. Scouring the 'Canadian' sports sites, looking for confirmation that the Habs did the leafs a favour by putting them in the record books last night. Can't seem so see anything on this? Pretty sure that 54 years without a cup surpasses the Rangers who won theirs in '94 in their 54th year. They should be thanking the Habs.

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    1. the Maritimer11:22 AM

      There was a picture of a torch being passed from the Rangers to the leaf on Twitter last night saying: Thanks for taking this burden from us. So apropos as you said.

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    2. thnx for the heads up M! great find. i love poignant memes

      https://www.reddit.com/r/rangers/comments/npitgw/we_pass_the_torch/

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  93. the Maritimer11:33 AM

    Remember how excited the SFU were when Dumbass acquired Nick Foligno and his Dad's dirty old leaf hat at the deadline for THEIR 1ST ROUND PICK IN 2021 and a couple of 4ths? They practically said the leaf were going to the Finals with that move. Other than fight Perry what did he do exactly? Nothing.

    Remember how excited the SFU and leafools were at signing leaf legends Joe Thornton and Wayne Simmonds and were making fun of mb signing washed up Corey Perry? Who's laughing now? I am! HAHAHAHA

    Remember when the SFU and leafools were proclaiming Jack Campbell as the next Georges Vezina after he won 10 in a row back in February? They wanted the NHL to hand the Cup over to the leaf right then and there. It was a foregone conclusion right? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    I fucking love it when all the hype coming out of tranna ultimately blows up in their smug faces EVERY SINGLE TIME!!

    There is so much material to work with it's a fucking gold mine.

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    1. Well said, the M. You've really been keeping receipts I see! lol

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    2. the Maritimer12:12 PM

      Thanks SiM, payback is a bitch for those fools.

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    3. What a day of amazing social it has been! :)

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    4. They're fucking shameless hacks.

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    5. Traded a first rounder for a guy with a permeant 5 degree sunburn. I would tell his future team keep him out of the tanning salon

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    6. KidA Lip fires a chip shot into the corner and it goes between his legs, I can blame Lip for a bad aim.

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  94. the Maritimer1:51 PM

    Truth

    https://t.co/SYCHEJn5vM?amp=1

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    1. Great read, JT is one of the few that will challenge the SFU. Love it.

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    2. I like most of what Jack writes. Sometimes he's on a different tangent than me and that's fine.
      In this one, a couple of mistakes. Should read alienating fans from St. Johns, not Montreal to Vancouver. The other thing I would note is that how you will now see the SFU magically become Jets fans. Guaranteed.

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    3. yeah, great read. thnx for sharing M. i dunno... maybe its all the lotus smoke im surrounded by, but ive never notice the COTU bias until i met u degenerates

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    4. that is a good read, but I wish Johnny T had bee at the party. The leaf are fucked from here to the year 2030. Joonny T turns out to be an ave second line center, the dynamic duo are like caught in the double scooter and its out of gas. Soupy, well soupy let us know just how easy it is to open his can. The leaf are fucked for a geneation. Now its our turn to rule Canada and rule America and rule the world. I want this team at the Olympics, double vaciines and extra condonms

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  95. The beauty of the leaf being regularly booted is the aftermath.

    Their top 2 millionaires failed, miserably.

    Less than 24 hrs later, one of them is starting to get slagged.

    The local, overpaid wonderboy.

    He represents toronto perfectly. A whiny, arrogant, overrated, money-grubbing punk.

    Pass me the wine.

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  96. More importantly, our team.

    Very impressed with all 4 lines in Game 7.

    KidA is the engine.

    Vets on D did their thing.

    Lots of speed on the offense.

    Breathe on a leaf, they flutter.

    Got to give Ducharme credit in manhandling the leaf top line.

    TFS™ was TFS™

    Fuck the SFU !

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    1. the Maritimer3:34 PM

      I noticed the blender was out a bit in the 3rd. OK, game management I get it.

      KidA heart and soul never say die.

      The leaf forwards wanted no part of 6 8 or 44 and it was noticeable.

      They backed off some in the 3rd but it was pretty much over after they killed the 2nd penalty.

      Ducharme figured it out - leaf forwards are soft as fresh cow dung.

      Price was dialed in and it was noticeable as well. This was the 1st game in a long, long time I felt the Habs would win because of him. You could sense it and so could the leaf.

      Here Here!!

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    2. We played a playoff perfect game. DGMB may play checkers on his suits but it is chess upstairs. WatCH out Colorado, you have humans on skates and so do we.

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  97. We can rightly shit on some of DGMBs moves/decisions.

    The signed vets are showing up and I think this will be huge for the KKs and S7s and CCs...

    Imagine not complaining about Thornton playing all 7 games. Surely a shanahan decision.

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  98. https://www.nhl.com/canadiens/photos/canadiens-leafs-playoffs-2021/g-325123236

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  99. the Maritimer3:46 PM

    Two things, I read some of the old crotch's comments on Twitter this morning, he pointed out as a turning point narcos being ragdolled by Chairot and laughing about it. Probably some truth in that.

    Also, the quote of the series goes to Ducharme before game 7: "We're stopping in Toronto on our way to Winnipeg." Whoa! Ballsy and I like it!

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    1. When Chia ragdolled narco$, you could see the fear in his pornstache smirk.

      Great quote from DD and I think KK said the same after his OT game-winning goal.

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  100. You have to divide the SFU into a mavel universe where you have two masters of the universive that never conflict. The Bells side and the Rodgers side. The Bells side has TSN 690a, 1050w and CTVx. The rodgers side has a bunch of old white men sucking each others cocks because there is a lot of blue veins and white parchmount skin, and they get paid to suck harder.
    Go to the TSN side and listen to the shows. Quotes, the leef are the laughing stock of the NHl, and there is no way out of this clown hockey tunnel. Stutti from EDM came on and said this was the third greatest day of his life after getting married and having children.

    What I hope most of the experts have missed is the Leef where not so bad, we were great. Come on Peg
    and I have to give you the same scouting report I give every Peg wife.
    https://thinkingaboot.blogspot.com/2011/06/peg-hockey-wives-winnipeg-highlights.html
    I have heard this is the first thing they show every player who joins the Peg. Show your spouse, show yourself, this is your life for the immediate future. If you would rather drive a golf cart than a car, come to peg you get a snowmobile witch makes a golf cart look like little Billies wrist shot.

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    1. Wait a second....I live in Winnipeg 😁

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    2. You know I was only joking. Real Canadians live in the prairies, because normal humans cant.:)

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  101. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/42/27/62/42276273627b2c84ec92a9a3ad220b99.jpg

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  102. omg... he did it! he did it! omg he already freaking did it!!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJPlbc_J4VY&list=TLPQMDIwNjIwMjHnMOialBDgvg&index=3

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  103. https://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.com/2021/06/canadian-division-championship-game-1.html

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  104. Kadillak couldn't clear because he was being held FFS- isn't that a "roughing" call?

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