May 20, 2021

leefer madness ~ fuck the leaf and fuck the SFU !

 

 
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G Y F H G !

219 comments:

  1. I have a feeling the new Hip coming out at midnight is goig to fucking kill.

    Just listen to Gordie on Ouch ! Holy shit, what a vocal.

    There' s also a tune named 'Montreal', I have a feeling this one will rip people apart.

    Must read;

    https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/tragically-hip-surprise-new-album-saskadelphia-1171883/


    However, one track from the sessions wasn’t found on the tapes: “Montreal,” a song about the École Polytechnique massacre of 1989. However, the band unearthed the song from a concert at Montreal’s Molson Centre on December 7th, 2000, the 11th anniversary of the killings.
    “That night, it was suggested we could play ‘Montreal’ and I was in the dressing room. I ran through it to make sure I knew it, but there were questions about whether we would pull it off,” Baker said. “Gord Downie wasn’t sure about the lyrics, so a road manager pulled them up on the Internet. He did a quick once over and said, ‘OK, we got this.’ Then, we went out and played like we had been playing it forever.”

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  2. Great comments in the previous thread.

    Busy week. I have, as of today taken all THU and FRI until September. 3 day week.

    We might be doing hybrid 50/50 in the new semester.

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  3. I've been keeping abreast of the sick fuck united.

    They are proving to be the mediotic fools we expected.

    Over-the-top fanboidiocy (new word).

    Get your puke bags ready.

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  4. Whilst here, I'm going to suggest that like The Clash, The Tragically Hip are outright fucking punk rockers.

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    1. Damn straight! Can't wait to hear Montreal!

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  5. This post does not disappoint! Bravo, moeman. New avatar time fof me.

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    1. And Mrs. SiM getting her follow-up Pfizer dose today. A beautiful day in la belle province, craven politicians notwithstanding.

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    2. Félicitations Mme. SiM

      (en francais, just in case the CAQsucker legault sends his language police after me)

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    3. Merci. Mes deux gars (agés 17 et 13 en bientôt).

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    4. Wow a SiM actual photo! Excellent!

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    5. Existing for reals is my forte.

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  6. wowooww! i was reefer'ing to it and so i didnt want to raise anybody else expectations, but way better than the typical cbc intoronto's ahhahaha! i love the reference to StP's bulletin board list!

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    1. I made it extra small for the extra small-minded tranna mediots.

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  7. Holy hell it's playoff time. Please baby Jesus all I ask is to beat the leaf!

    Twas driving around for work today so I said wtf and put SN Central on the radio. Didn't catch all of it but did hear them mention that their professional Toronto take on Price's stick breaking incident is that he thinks he's still not 100%. They're all quite dim on that show. Fitness came up and Mare(suc)k went on and on about how fit they all are at SN. Couple of Moe's favourites Amber and MacLean top the list apparently. Oddly the Fried Man was about the only on air personality not mentioned...

    Anyway the certainly personify the sf in SFU.

    Great thread btw Moe...as if it needs to be mentioned. Also looking forward to the new Hip and Montréal.

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    1. Thx St. Pad.

      I was thinking of leaving the leefer header pic up for the entire series.

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    2. I vote whole series. It's damn goid work.

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  8. CAQsucker is my new favourite word.

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  9. marinello:
    melnyk: leafs
    gallo: leafs 6
    joey: leafs 5


    dammn... even our own radio is capitulating! disgraceful... i like these guys too! they said squid is coming on for an interview in around :70. looking forward to hearing what the last action hero has to say.

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    1. No one wants to jinx things. We have a raw rookie coach. I don't think we can make any assumptions about how this is going to go. But GYFMHG of course!

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  10. Its my nephew's Bday and we are having dinner at my sisters.

    I will miss the intro show. KMP.

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  11. One Goal Over the Line! Yes, and now that I am home and able to get that embedded youtube to play, I know from whence it comes. Crafty, moeman. I watched a lot of Welk as a youngster visiting my grandfolks and maybe that's why I fell so hard for the Shmengui Bros.

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    1. Thx SiM.

      I could've used the original but I like poking fun, at things (and of course anything leaf).

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    2. Also, too, I lived in the same area as Walter Ostanek, The Polka King. I think the Shmengui Bros. were based on him and his band. Poking fun.

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    3. Jack Black did him right in the Polka King. Great movie.

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  12. I look at these teams and Habs look severely outmatched. Especially with the AA/Steeper additions while the youngsters are forced to eat at the kid's table and watch the grown ups.

    But I still have a Habs in 7 feeling, kind of vibe. Maybe just looking through bleu, blanc, et rose coloured glasses but I don't fucking care. Whomever is wearing the glorious CH, Go You Mother Fucking Habs.

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    1. Habs in Seven, winning goal by Sevans. Can't think of a much better script myself.

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    2. yesssss! finally somebody says something unapologetically! right on StP! and the key word is 'look'

      i just wanna take this opportunity to underline how DESPITE sitting the kids, this team can overcome. whats another obstacle even if it is put up by their own stupid coaches!?

      weirdly... if the kids are to play, that means the dino's need to lose gm1. is that right?

      oh... and dont discount 1st round david desharnais vs goalith match-ups:
      2020: us (12) vs PGH (05) won; .500 vs .623, MTL never having lost to PGH
      2017: us (02) vs NYR (07) LOST; habs swept reg season 3-0
      2015: us (02) vs OTW (07) won; PFK skywalkered strome's hand
      2014: us (04) vs TBL (03) won; stamkos, bisflop out; but then kreider...
      2013: us (02) vs OTW (07) LOST; illegal elbow changed series
      2011: us (06) vs BST (03) LOST, lost 3OT includ heart breaker gm7 OT
      2010: us (08) vs WSH (01) LOST; come back 1-3 in series

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  13. Anonymous5:06 PM

    Make Mathews and marner pay and we win the series

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    1. hey horsepower, hey CHariot, hey roMANov, hey rusty old BBQ: that means you.
      hey GIJoel: this means your last chance to prove you can/could become the next jokinen

      hey Anony Mouse, great key to victory. cbc should recruit you to replace botteril or cassie. i dont know which is more useless.

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  14. Hey kidz! I hope you are all well and you are getting your vaccines when you are able. I miss you, but I'M BACK BAYBEEEE!!!

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    1. 29 is here! Please to enjoy this video by Filly and the Flops (circa 2010, but still appropo) that I shall leave right here: "Stanc By Your Habs" https://youtu.be/lWpAB5YAO5A

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    2. Ha! Loved that SiM thanks!

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    3. I got my first vacinne and this is true, my penis expanded by a 1.5 inch in every direction. I am hoping the second dose will give me a hole 3 inches

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  15. Great parody moe! Good to see your skillz are still top notch

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  16. Side note, for all the Canadian golf fans GO COREY GO

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  17. Great to see vingt-neuf popping in on opening night of the tranna shitshow. Really looking forward to the new hip stuff too. I have no view on what will happen. Parts of me are annoyed at the kids sitting and the other part realises I am wasting energy second guessing a professional Coach who is being paid to do whatever his ego maniac GM tells him to do. All that matters is that the JUST FUCKING WIN. It's the fucking leaf. There is no other option.

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    1. My Hamlet is your Hamlet.

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    2. Happy to be here UK3X! Been so long I never saw your username change, I hope the move (which I assume is the reason) was good

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    3. Just Fucking Win but do not go full Jackal

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    4. So the "move" happened in 1995 and the UK has been where I call home ever since. The name change was a bristening of sorts that was bestoyed upon me by our very own saviour Moeman and for which I am very proud to fly the Canadian flag as my avatar.

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    5. And where this reads bristening... Replace the B with a C... Ffs😂

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    6. :) nice typo

      I really didn't understand my own comment after I read it. I know where you live!

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  18. Fucking awesome work Moeman..The parody is brilliant...I changed my avatar back to my habs pipe with a nice green bud. Gonna smoke that Leaf now just like the Habs will, later on

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  19. I believe we can deep,if:
    TFS plays like TFS used to play
    BBQ plays defence like BBQ used to, and pots the odd PP goal
    Czar replaces Streep ASAP
    Whisky replaces Staal sooner than ASAP
    KidA plays as always, I have no doubt about this
    The rest of the Glorieux play with the heart and desire of KidA

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  20. Yes one toke, thats all it takes is one poke from one Toke.
    I am at a Aerosmith sound track and an astroid of SFU trying to take out our world
    Streep is on the drill and he has never been off planet and he is not particularly good at his job
    the whole world comes down to how well streep can drill and blow up the SFU planet before maximum impact

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  21. Corey Conners just said "Go Leafs" during his post-round interview. I am very upset with him

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    1. Your avatar scream Merlyn Mason to me. Its like part of the opening credits for True Blood.

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  22. I am chewing on a lot of meanigless audio, I want action drop the puck, fuck the SFU, thank MOE for Leefer Madness and GO HABS GO. FUCK THESE NARCO FUCKING FUCKS. GO HABS GO. WE are like LIam Neeson and they are like the guys who steal virgins. You know how that is going to end.

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  23. Holy Fuck batmann its one hour to game time. One hour, thats an hour to some but me I am in a time distortion field this could last months in my time.

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  24. OK... So this fucking game doesn't start until 1230 am... So 730 for you guys. That fucking sucks... I gotta work tomorrow goddammit!

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    1. The Moose, go to the moose and claim it hit your car

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  25. I am making the mistake watching videos on TSN. Sample title: "Will Price be able to hold off a dominant Leafs team?"

    Kill me

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  26. Nice to see you, 29!

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  27. hey guys.... just stumbled upon this guy on twitter.
    https://twitter.com/MoeninGlory

    he isnt.... is he?

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  28. Good to see a jabbed 29 in da house!

    How many more years so we have to abide this fucking crew? Crustbert, Simpleton and Bukakes all fucking playoffs. Ears will be bleeding, Habs better win to make it worth it. Sadly no other option for me...

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    1. You SIR had a Choice. ( BM The PM to John Turner_ I dont know how to do it but I do it all the time, I turn on the TV and turn off the volume and put on TSN 690. If you have some fancy tech you can pause your videos and then sync the audio. I have that tech but this task is beyond me, so I watch the game with the audio and video out of sync. This is more or less SOP for me in real life so I dont notice.

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  29. BBQ told Streep not to be a drama queen tonite, streep said but I have won 15 Oscars?

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    1. Heh! Streep is my biggest worry tonight. Hope he proves us all wrong. GYFMHG

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  30. the Maritimer7:18 PM

    Greetings FHFriends! Great thread by threadmaster moe! Great song parody and all the appropriate leaf sfu bashing. It's great to see 29 back in the house. I am hoping fervently that he can type 'HOLD ON BOYS' sometime later this evening. I am purposely avoiding the pre-game leaf splooge fest. FUCK THE LEAF!!

    On a side note, we were at my oldest grandson's birthday gathering, he turned 13 today holy crap he's now a teenager! Oh My God where has the time gone? C'mon Habs deliver us a nice gift tonight.

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  31. In the spirit of welcoming Eric Staal and Streep to tonight's lineup, for supper, I made...


    ...leftovers!

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    1. the experts say our leftovers have the taste of champagne from the cup, while the leef leaftovers tasted like dog turd.

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  32. Dammit SN sullying my favourite Who song on your broadcast!

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  33. Okay, opening montage was okay. McLame finally remembered who gave us Teenage Wasteland. Right

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    1. Morgan 'Baba' O'Rielly?

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    2. Narco s teenage years spent living feral only wearing underpants?

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  34. the Maritimer7:39 PM

    No sfu bullshit for me. Volume OFF!

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  35. PUCK DROP GYFHG!!!!!!

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  36. Just made it home. GYFHG !

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  37. TFS CHILL WE ARE OMNIPONTENT

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  38. I perdicted to no one if we won the first two mins, we would win the series, so far so good.

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  39. Spear a Narco save a franCHise

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  40. Habs looking fast out there.

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  41. Johnny T finds hurt

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    1. u know its bad when they stop showing the replay

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  42. Ooh fuck that looks bad. Never want to see anybody hurt, even a leaf.

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    1. Dr. Brian Goldman felt he list vonsciousness there. Oh dear.I

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  43. For sure no concussion protocol on this play

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    1. why? b/c nhl = stupid

      or are u just being sarcastic?

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    2. sarcastic, feel bad for Johnny T, he did not deserve it.

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  44. Man that looks really bad.

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  45. Scary to see that

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  46. to soon to speculate what happens to the Leef when the Captian gets wheeled out. NARCO is no center, he is a shooter, so the Leef now have donunt holes down the middle. Shoot them up boys

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  47. Foligno is a fucking clown.

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  48. Bullshit coaching keefe

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  49. Fuck you Folingo you person from Italy

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  50. CHommodore doing his duty there.

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    1. that was a BS fight. no need for that just to show 'u standing up for your captain'.

      that forced fight was absolutely garbage. manufactured and meaningless.

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    2. Notice how CHommodire didn't throw any punches? Performative.

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  51. No penalty for instigating are you serius

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  52. Bringing out the CHocula note book whiCH lucky CHarmes seems to want to consume, this game is over one nothing.

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  53. sorry guys, but ill be THAT guy. heres whats on everybodys mind:

    q: did commodore accidentally do that?

    i really hope (& my first impression is) it was, but this question is fair to ask considering who he is just like it was fair to ask when it was claude.

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    1. Agreed. But he could not get out of the way. Accidental imo

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    2. Zero question that was an accident. Watch in full speed.

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    3. I was thinking exactly the same thing. We need Matt Cooke as an expert witness.
      From what I see he was gliding not striding, could he have lifted a leg?

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    4. Lehab is correct. Completely incidental. It was a wicked fast sequence.

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    5. what leHab said + what StP said contrasts perfectly with what i was trying to raise said by Stevo.

      i think the only one who will ever know will be CHommodore and i hope he never has to be insulted by that question being asked. it will be asked so i hope he takes the high road and just doesnt acknowledge it.

      thnx for not being clueless fanboys and discussing it intelligently.

      i hope he can come back for gm2, otherwise this series will always be tainted.

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  54. Staal playing good. In fact he’s trying to play with upside down stick

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    1. he was not lying about flipping that playoff switCH

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  55. Carey! Carey! Carey!

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  56. Great period! Need 11 more like that

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  57. Well there's the first total BS call by thd rdfs. Hooking? Seriously? Okay

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    1. I am still asking why not an instigator penalty? FFS

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  58. If Games 1 to 11 Habs can keep showing up each period they have a shot at winning this thing.

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  59. Eric Staal was with the Canes when dirtbag Justin Williams took Captain Koivu's eye out in 2006. Canes won the cup. Just sayin'.

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    1. so as soon as cpt pajamas comes back, one of eric's teammates with two first names needs to huqvarna his eyes for us to get #26?

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  60. Don’t remember the hnit 🤡s being this concerned about Saku getting his eye ripped.

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  61. the Maritimer8:39 PM

    Completely accidental. SFU bullshit to suggest otherwise. Fuck you foligno your a fucking dirtbag like your old man. I got no sympathy for Johnny T. after watching so many Habs take dirty headshots all season. Sucks to be you stu clowns.

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    1. holy crap M! such savagery! now i know to never look at you wrong.

      father = mike?

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    1. you mean...
      1. shying away from contact?
      2. missing the target?
      3. getting beat wide?
      4. losing your man?
      5. being predictable with your passes?

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  63. FUCK YOU LEAF STOP WAVING

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  64. I need a good old Cash It

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  65. PEE {H. L. Mencken PEE needs more WHiskey

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  66. q1: should that have been a delay penalty?
    q2: did begosian's stick break b/c of a slash? should that have been a penalty?

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  67. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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  68. BUTTMAN BUTTMAN BUTTMAN

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  69. the Maritimer8:56 PM

    Wipe that smirk off his butt ugly face

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    1. i saw that too. i hope somebody shows CHariot after the game (or in 2nd int)

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  70. the Maritimer8:58 PM

    I have to stop watching these games. My blood pressure is through the roof.

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  71. Sergio just said and its true, no scoring chance for habs so far this period.

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  72. the Maritimer9:05 PM

    Play it close give narcos nothing

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  73. I use to like cuthbert.

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    1. They all get assimilated. Friedman was good his first year or two.

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    2. you guys know.... if hughson wasnt in self-imposed bubble in vancouver, it would be him calling the match eh?

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  74. CASH IT YOU FUCKING HABS

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  75. Fuck. Army let's that go to Anderson who actually knows how to score goals were up by one.

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  76. good job GIJoel. way to ignore powerhouse right there beside u on that 2v0.

    smh... so selfish...

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    1. He had Campbelll beat, just lost the handle on it.

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    2. yeah, i saw that too, but finishing on his backhand was still harder than had he slid it across to powerhorse.

      thats why guys like him will never become elite

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    1. Yes. Refs won't call anything on the Leaf in third I expect.

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  78. Hanging on, lets start swinging in the third

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  79. It's good to see Lep being Lep again.

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    1. you mean
      1. being madmax2.0?
      2. being an offensive excuse of a sniper?

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    2. crap.... im confused now. or you mean Lip?

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  80. the Maritimer9:27 PM

    More SFU bullshit. GFYS mclame

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    1. They’ve already booked time off for the parade down Yonge St

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  81. Bo Derek gone for the remainder

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  82. did u guys see that!? when anderson is down on his knees in butterfly, there is a small pad on the inside edge of each leg around his knee, which falls flush to the ice thus closing the tunnel through his 5-hole!

    check it u guys! i saw it from the net behind!

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  83. Little Billy shows his one eye spitting whale

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  84. Who hives a shit about Thornton's little elephant sticker? So he's a Republican? Dumb fuck CBC

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  85. Their inability to smoothly exit their zone could be their downfall if they keep that up.

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  86. Sevans gone for the night. Didn't see what happened to him.

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    1. And the SFU don't care. So we don't know.

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  87. 3rd chance! ffs... can u guys pls show some urgency this time?!?!

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  88. Gotta cash it this time! GYFHG

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  89. the Maritimer10:00 PM

    Fucking brutal PP

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    1. Whiskey, Czar and KidKoho could fix that. But who needs a PP? Hardly sporting.

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  90. Too bad the Habs don't have a natural goal scorer they could put out on the PP.

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  91. I love how they won't show it on the replay cuz it's a non-penalty.

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  92. Lordy Byron !!!!!

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  93. Thank you for the BS call, refs!
    GYFMHG

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  94. LB
    LOwer teh Choucula like shell, all the way down

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  95. the Maritimer10:08 PM

    I don't think they are even trying to score on the PP.

    Why do I flinch every time the leaf shoot at the net?

    Single malt whisky sure is helping with this shitshow.

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      https://www.lcbo.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/en/lcbo/rum-15016/boca-waterfall-gran-anejo-old-style-rum-7-yo-15314#.YKU-vS296Ak

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  96. omg!! is that the goal of the year?!!?
    - in terms of importance?
    & in terms of difficulty?
    & in terms of determination?

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  97. Jesus. Can't make it easy. There's that inability to clear I was talking about...

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  98. the Maritimer10:15 PM

    Refs trying to help their leaf

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  99. the Maritimer10:19 PM

    OK Where is 29?

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    1. leave him alone. hes busy teaching 31

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  100. Wooooo!

    Suck it tronna.

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  101. Hey SFU show Narcos smiling, you sick fucks.

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  103. Craig Button recalibration I guess.

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  104. TFS was fucking great.

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    1. + fantastic blocker save on the 2v1
      (eventhough the leaf shot the puck straight at it, but credit still due)
      - got beat, but saved by the post in 1st(?) period

      for me, he was as expected.

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