Apr 9, 2022

get ready for the sploogefest

 

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66 comments:

  1. the Maritimer1:01 PM

    Love the Cournoyer pic!! Thank you!!! Ten (10)! time Stanley Cup winner. Think about that SFU when you are blowing the loser leaf.

    HNIC talking points:

    1. Matthews
    2. Matthews
    3. Surging leaf
    4. Matthews
    5. Marner loves Matthews.

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  2. t's really a no lose situation. I will always want to beat the leaf and that is the best outcome. But a loss helps with the lottery odds, so I can live with that. I'd just like to keep Underpants off the score sheet. And having Cole snipe a couple would be gravy.

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    1. the Maritimer1:18 PM

      Always. Beat. The. leaf.

      No matter what.

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  3. the Maritimer1:21 PM

    NHL Public Relations
    @PR_NHL

    The @MapleLeafs can make it six straight campaigns in the postseason by clinching a berth in the 2022 #StanleyCup Playoffs tonight. #NHLStats

    ... No mention of 5 straight 1st round plus 1 'play in' round eliminations.

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  4. the Maritimer1:26 PM

    I won't be tuning in tonight, we are going to the Sea Dogs game tonight at TD Station. The Dogs will be playing Riley Kidney's Acadie-Bathurst Titan. Should be a close game between to good teams. I'm hoping to read a splendid review of the sploogefest!

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    1. Hey M you have the Memorial Cup this year don't you? Might get some Habs prospects...Kidney or Roy from the Q, Guhle from the Dub and like it or not maybe Mailleux from the O. Long way to go yet but potential to see some future Habs. I was really happy to watch Suzuki when he was here at that event.

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    2. the Maritimer3:25 PM

      I don't know if I will get to any live games. Depends on ticket pricing. We'll see.

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  5. Rest In Peace Steelers QB, Dwayne Haskins.

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    1. the Maritimer3:08 PM

      RIP. Tragic accident.

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  6. 20th anniversary of Koivu's heroic return after beating fucking cancer. He wore #11 as well as anyone.

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    1. the Maritimer3:10 PM

      He was the best #11 I can remember. Yvon Lambert is the only one I can think of other than Lep.

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    2. 👍🏻❤️🥃

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    3. Captain Kirk wore it well too.

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    4. Though they should recognize it, I'd rather the SFU not feign interest in anything related to the Habs, present or past. Fuck them all.

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    5. the Maritimer3:18 PM

      OMG!! I completely forget Kirk Muller, he was my absolute favourite #11!

      I hated it when they traded him.

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    6. the Maritimer3:22 PM

      Don't worry, see my earlier post. The Habs don't even exist.

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  7. the Maritimer3:16 PM

    Love watching Tiger miss putts. And falling further back.

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    1. Yet we'll see every stroke even if he's 20 shots behind FFS.

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    2. the Maritimer3:20 PM

      Yup. Every one.

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    3. I’m not a golf fan but despite his talent, I don’t like Woods. He gives off an arrogant Nachos vibe.

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    4. Leader Scotty Scheffler on the other hand seems really down to earth and humble and can seem to do no wrong this year. Would love to see Connors hang in there for a top 10 finished...even with his ugly leaf yardage book.

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    5. If Tiger came from Sumatra we would not car one bit.

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  8. I have drank more than one beer in many locations.
    https://www.zerohedge.com/personal-finance/these-are-cheapest-most-expensive-cities-drink-beer
    If you read the above you can see some information. I ask Perrie Pelove Penis to change his plan. Do not give us freedom, give us the cheapest beer in the world.
    Tonite I am afraid we have to lose. I have been playing draft lottery hard. We are in a bad place. We need to move to number one so we can get number 3, its a buttman algo I have been working on.

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    1. No chance Steve. Look at the sked and Arizona have last place locked up. Habs and Krakheads have similar skeds remaining. NJ now in full tank mode with most top players out of lineup. Best we finish is 3ed last. Probably 4th.

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  9. So, will the sfu try to compare Nachos to Woods ?

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  10. Here goes
    - let the Nachosfest begin
    - Disclaimer, I don’t dial into the sfu channel but the cbc channel, same diff
    - of course they show the Nachos arrogance
    - mclame is really creepy
    - Bukkakekausakas
    - botterill is annoying with her blowing nachos
    - opponents can’t match, likes his arrogance
    - hahahrudey with sloppy seconds, predicts 70+ for nachos next year
    - leaf holding a grudge
    - mclame looking for leafool love, piece of shit
    - bieksa is a moron, I don’t like him
    - botterill is annoying, I don’t like her
    - 2 minutes on Calgary
    - hahahrudey says his fave player is marner, the guy is almost 70
    - botterill is sucking off marner too, she is annoying
    - Btw, botterill has blocked me on the Twitter machine
    - 12 minutes in, zero mention of the Habs
    - for such a produced show it is deliberate
    - fried man to talk Habs, talks blue jays
    - less than 15 seconds about Montreal, only about Allen
    - mclame yips blue jays
    - WOW, a dedicated section about gambling and betting, this is sick
    - the slimy betting 🤡 slags the Habs
    - 15x time spent on gambling vs. Habs
    - gambling focus on leaf value
    - mclame all wet, going to break, back with Nachos sploogefest
    - they have fried man lead into the splooge fest
    - fried man slags the Habs jersey, because nachos wore the BBR colours when he was 7 years old, yeah, not weird
    - botterill thanks nachos, why ?
    - they have the entire panel interview this clown, why ?
    - this is pre-produced, sickening
    - hahahrudey slobbers
    - mclame ‘thought of beeber do peaches’, looks for inspiration, sickening and creepy
    - mclame congrats him, why ?

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    1. Also Friedman called Evans Allen at the BJs game. He's a moron.

      I mentioned a while back how Bell and Rogers must have huge $$$ invested in gambling because every show now has a gambling segment. It's one big cluster fuck and should be illegal for a company to own a sports franchise and gambling site.

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    2. Agree 100% but this has been Bettman’s wet dream.

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  11. I tuned in as the panel was interviewing Matt Tkachuk. I think he was embarrasses by the idiotic questions they were asking. Went back to the Masters.
    Tuned back in as Underpants joined them. I had to turn the channel as McLame asked a Beeber question. And I'm actually embarrassed for McLame...had to quickly change the channel. Couldn't take it.
    Oh the best was the opener where McLame says hush let's listen for the roar as Underpants steps on the ice and it's fucking crickets.

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  12. botterill is beyond excited about nachos, I don’t like her

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  13. No Cuthbert! Small miracles.

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    1. Too much to ask for 2 miracles I guess.

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  15. A very quick and early reminder that St. Pad does not have me locked in his basement.

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  16. I mention it often that the leaf splooging is produced. No way this play by play leaf info isn’t studied ahead of time.

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  17. WTF aren't these tributes done during commercial breaks. And now an interview? WTAF...

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    1. Oh it was after the 14 minute mark when the first break happens. So our national broadcaster just ate a couple hundred grand in advertising for that. Nice.

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    2. Best part is the underwhelming crowd.

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  18. Fuck. ABM is all I asked for.

    Looks like Allan is done.nmaybe for the season at this point. The tank is back on...til Carey us back.

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  19. Munster!

    Great play by CC to hold the line

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    1. omg! yeah! thats right! i was just gonna say add that to his calder resume!

      holy crap, what a play, what an effort!

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  20. Whiskey! On the rocks.

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  21. thats great the crowd was cheering m-v-p for him. im very impressed. very classy

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  22. Can't handle Galley. Switched to the Cree broadcast on APTN.

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  23. Wow, nice try refs, twice.

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  24. Heh, the Cree guy keeps referring to them as the Mighty Montreal Canadiens.

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  25. Sucks. But respectable. I guess.

    5 on 3 was a joke. Before the Pitlick penalty leafs play the puck with 7 players on the ice.

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  26. Nothing worse than a defeat to the fucking leaf. No sound on but I watched the first 2 periods. Habs looked overwhelmed in the 1st and much better in the second. Enough games left for CC to get to 25 and it looks like Monty has to take us through the rest of the season. Maybe give TFS a couple of games.

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  27. the Maritimer9:06 AM

    Well, I at least enjoyed moe's sploogefest recap. It is disgusting how Hockey Night In Canada has been hijacked by Rogers and turned into a leaf propaganda machine. The love and worship for narcos far exceeds what was heaped upon phat phil. Remember Healy's 'kesseltracker'? The broadcast and analyst crew is truly the worst ever. Even Bieksa has been corrupted, he used to be critical and would cheap shot the leaf when he first started but has obviously been told to follow the script.

    The Sea Dogs game against the Titan was excellent, a 5-3 Saint John win with an empty net goal. Looking forward to some playoff hockey here.

    Man, I sure hope the hockey gods are kind to the Habs and they can draft Shane Wright. Watch and see how the SFU make it about the putrid leaf somehow.

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    1. LOL memories of the kesseltracker

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  28. Literal questions by the sfu;

    - How is Josi so good ?
    - How is Huberdeau so good ?
    - How is Gaudreau so good ?
    - How is Draisaitl so good ?
    - How is Lindholm so good ?
    ...

    Look in the mirror or outside of tronna, you sick fucks.

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  29. the Maritimer1:27 PM

    Ha Ha, Tiger Woods +10 and still showing every stroke. matthews-esque.

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    1. What a day for Rory. Helluva way to end your round.

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    2. Then Morikawa holes out from the same bunker! Giving the day a bit of excitement.

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  30. the Maritimer6:01 PM

    It ain't over...

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    1. the Maritimer6:08 PM

      Maybe now it is...

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  31. the Maritimer6:13 PM

    I'm done with hnit. It's not even amusing anymore, the blatant leaf bias and the sickening infatuation with narcos. No one, not even McDavid is on the SFUckers radar.

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  32. the Maritimer6:15 PM

    Good finish for Cory Conners. Throw away that ugly yardage book and maybe you'll win again.

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    1. Canadian golfers are to the golf Channel as the Habs are to the SFU. Only see/talk about them if you force their hand by winning.

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    2. By golf Channel I mean whichever network is covering the event.

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  33. https://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.com/2022/04/the-fucking-jets.html

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