DaddyNyet ain't at practice, uh-oh They got the Russian on ice WiFi's finishing checks, uh-oh He's got the Wild nailed nice Marty's got 'em flying, uh-oh I guess the tank's on ice
Devo's finally scoring, uh-oh Whip those Wild on home ice Guhle's grown up fast, uh-oh Playin' 25 min. a night Powerhorse is a gallup, uh-oh He's taming wild, Wild life
I was picking up supper from Thai Express and while waiting, used their wifi and tried to check to see if we had a new page up. The site was blocked due to 'excessive adult content'.
It's only Nov. 1st and it's full on panic in the cotu. Meh, a three game winning streak will bring out the parade planners. I hope the wretched leaf make the playoffs just to watch their fanbase and arrogant media sycophants suffer another 1st round failure. Then it will be fun to watch all the firings and trades as the Shanaplan crashes and burns.
From Matt Drake: "Three things are certain in life, they say: death, taxes, and Chris Lee officiating Montreal Canadiens games as if he wagered money against them."
Hey, this loss is no biggie, Minnesota is a better team obviously and MAF is still a better goalie than Jake the Snake. A .500 road trip is considered successful unless your name is maple leafs.
Looking at the overall standings this morning, there are at least 5 teams behind the Habs, including Colorado who will pass them eventually and that will drop Montreal down into that bottom 10 where they realistically need to be. I don't look at it as 'tanking', it's just part of the process. In due time, Montreal will be a team that will be formidable to play against, just might need to find that franchise goalie again.
Like Dylan said It may be the devil or it may be the lord but you have to serve someone. So who is Chris Lee serving seriously, and can MGMT say never again for Chris Lee. Also we serve the devils when we win and we need to be on the lords side one more year, at least. Please lord and I dont believe, but please lord let the PHUCTARDS PULL THE WINGS OFF THE LEAFS tonite;
Just realizin' I haven't penned a parody in a while. ...
ReplyDeleteToday would've been a great chance at Talking Heads' Wild, Wild Life
DeleteTrue.
DeleteI've got the bridge covered:
DeleteNature's passes
Thread the needle nice
Straight to Cole
Whiskey scores any time you like
Over in Minnesota uh-oh
They taming wild, Wild ice
Nice, keep it going ...
DeleteCan't wait.. 😎
ReplyDeleteDaddyNyet ain't at practice, uh-oh
ReplyDeleteThey got the Russian on ice
WiFi's finishing checks, uh-oh
He's got the Wild nailed nice
Marty's got 'em flying, uh-oh
I guess the tank's on ice
... keeps getting nicer ...
DeleteDevo's finally scoring, uh-oh
ReplyDeleteWhip those Wild on home ice
Guhle's grown up fast, uh-oh
Playin' 25 min. a night
Powerhorse is a gallup, uh-oh
He's taming wild, Wild life
I may have to quit my parody job. Beauty stuff SiM !
DeleteWHOA! That must be jelly 'cause jam don't move like that!
ReplyDelete8pm EST start. Sleep well UK3X.
ReplyDeleteThis aint no disco, Go Scott Go. I want a hard fought game with us losing in the last 5 min. We gotta be in the bottom 8 to be great.
ReplyDeleteI've got the pvr set, might get through 2 periods. Still feeling pretty crappy...
ReplyDeleteI was picking up supper from Thai Express and while waiting, used their wifi and tried to check to see if we had a new page up. The site was blocked due to 'excessive adult content'.
ReplyDeleteSo moe, to that I say well done!
Kate's Upton's are looking as good as ever.
Mercy buckets.
DeleteIt's only Nov. 1st and it's full on panic in the cotu. Meh, a three game winning streak will bring out the parade planners. I hope the wretched leaf make the playoffs just to watch their fanbase and arrogant media sycophants suffer another 1st round failure. Then it will be fun to watch all the firings and trades as the Shanaplan crashes and burns.
ReplyDeleteOne has to love it. Fucking clowns, all of them.
DeleteI'm happy to see head FHFer moe posting tonight, guess he is not 'pleasantly distracted' tonight... ; )
ReplyDeleteHeh. Let it be known that I wasn't taken out of the line-up for not performing.
DeleteNever any doubt
DeleteVerse 1:
ReplyDeleteLeaf nation's
Burnin' pajamas
Pomme's outscoring
Captain Underpants
It's tickling my fancy
Speak up, I wanna hear
MonaHab and Kirby DaCH uh-oh
Flyin' down the wild Wild ice
Harris and his college degree, uh-oh
Schoolin' wild Wild life
SiM is on 🔥.
DeleteVerse 2
ReplyDeleteMediots wrestle
With Leafs clownshow
FHFers out here
With the Last Slaf
What is it about MA Fleury that he suddenly finds his A game against the Habs? Save % is under 90 FFS
ReplyDeleteCalling it for tonight, the Snake is off, bon nuit.
ReplyDeleteI think you're right. I jinxed them with the parody. I might as well have led us all with a pre-game Olé chant.
DeleteAs if Toronto was calling that high stick a high stick. Ah well Ls are good.
ReplyDeleteNature!
ReplyDeleteDidn't get distracted but fell asleep. Looks like the Habs got fucking cris lee'd.
ReplyDeleteThere was definitely a touch of that, but Fleury had horseshoes stuffed in his gleaming golden shower pads, a holdover from his Kuh-niggets days.
DeleteFrom Matt Drake: "Three things are certain in life, they say: death, taxes, and Chris Lee officiating Montreal Canadiens games as if he wagered money against them."
DeleteHey, this loss is no biggie, Minnesota is a better team obviously and MAF is still a better goalie than Jake the Snake.
ReplyDeleteA .500 road trip is considered successful unless your name is maple leafs.
Looking at the overall standings this morning, there are at least 5 teams behind the Habs, including Colorado who will pass them eventually and that will drop Montreal down into that bottom 10 where they realistically need to be. I don't look at it as 'tanking', it's just part of the process. In due time, Montreal will be a team that will be formidable to play against, just might need to find that franchise goalie again.
Like Dylan said It may be the devil or it may be the lord but you have to serve someone. So who is Chris Lee serving seriously, and can MGMT say never again for Chris Lee. Also we serve the devils when we win and we need to be on the lords side one more year, at least.
ReplyDeletePlease lord and I dont believe, but please lord let the PHUCTARDS PULL THE WINGS OFF THE LEAFS tonite;
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