And just like that, they spend 5 minutes talking about Vanya and praised the Habs. And said more on the story later. WTF is going on? O'Neill of course added a bit of anti-Quebec slant by saying he's not sure what the history of Montreal is and why they like the European players like Laine, Kovalev and Kovalchuk so much. The other guys to their credit said the fans just want a superstar that can score goals.
Wow, I'm just finding out about Demigod, who paid who to pull this off? It will be interesting to see where he slots in. I did see earlier that Hughes signed a couple of new players for the Rocket, one of them being 2024 5th round pick Tyler Thorpe 6'5" 215lbs from the Vancouver Giants (how appropriate). And a 25 year old college player from New Hampshire that Kent must know. So much positive news as the Habs prepare to return to glory while the shit stained broons sink in the standings and the over-rated leaf prepare for first round failure. Again.
So much happy Overflowing happy let’s not win the cup tonight Let’s dispose of the dead things first then get half-a-dov in the building Then win the cup And I think we should have multiple parades We should have one down younge street for the SFU That would be thoughtful And one in Beantown just for the beaners That would be a nice thought Go half-a-dov And go us! Go Habs
Any reporter that asks DemiGod a polticat question should be forced to move to Toronto. We have no Russians, maybe we get Vodkov to hang out? I have read this may be the greatest Hab since Guy Lafluer and since he does not smoke two packs a day even better.
The Flower smoked two packs a day and closed crescent bars at night Fucking legend So a good nic for Half-a-dov would be The Ivanator or iDov Some thoughts Go Habs
This has been a roller coaster season. Before the season started I felt with the addition of a healthy Wool would give Montreal's defence a boost. Then he was taken out by the leaf nobody. The season started poorly and it looked like they were heading for another top 5 pick. Then at Christmas time they got hot and fought their way to a wild card spot. Then they burned themselves out on a long road trip and looked like they were headed to a top 10 pick. Then they had a break for the 4 Nations tournament and Captain Nick asked his GM to give this group a chance to go for the playoffs. It paid off. Now, they are almost assured a spot in the Dance. Demidov is coming and this team is on a roll. Washington should be worried and they better be ready. Like CHester said: Happy happy happy!!!
I’m hoping that warshingdumb has an overchicken letdown Helping the Putin puppy take the record could lead to lunch bag letdown Then we resurrect the spirit of halak smoke that piece of shit Tom The Fuck Wilson and skate off into the halls of victory Yesssss Go Habs
Isles got a loser point tonight, so they and three other teams sit 8 points behind the CH, all with a maximum possibility of 10 more points. The magic number is 3 points in the last four games to clinch. Can't let up.
Grains of salt and all that, but I read that Ivan told SKA he wanted a chance to join the Habs so he could play against Ovi in the playoffs. Sounds like the kid has confidence. I hope they don't stick him in a hotel on his own. Maybe Bobrov has a room for him.
I was reading through some of the earlier comments and saw Chester's parades idea. Not to get ahead of ourselves, but imagine they win the cup. I think a month(ish) long cross Canada tour of the cup following Terry Fox's Marathon of Hope route would be absolutely amazing. Stop in all the small towns (and big cities) along the way, so many people that might never otherwise ever have a chance to see the cup. Players could join the tour, coming and going, alternating appearances. And they could raise money for cancer research at the same time.
True but it would be fun to ignore them and run the whole process thru RDS and black out the SFU We could bring it with us every time we play the leaf You know put it on the bench That would be thoughtful I should be in charge of festivities I’d do it for free Go Habs
I did not want to tell you for sure untill I had some conformation. I do not put words in the mouth ever. So Mcsplooge said he will be like a butCH Goring who could skate and pass. Craig Button said he will be like the flower except he can accept the helment. The Conn Smythe bonus is real.
Lafleur was the Flower, Demidov should be dubbed the Dove he will bring peace to the Universe with another surprise Cup just like 1993 .... Hey, guess who will be wearing #93 !
Well the Halifax Mooseheads made history by becoming the first 16th seed team to win a playoff series. They finished 38 points behind Drummondville but pulled off the gigantic upset.
There is nothing to say the Habs can't do the same. They just need to start playing hockey in the first period, everything else is working pretty well. The last two games, they for a change goalied the other teams rather then being on the wrong end of that. Just win Friday night to put the final nail in some teams' coffins (or the penultimate nail at least depending on how they do).
That was quite an upset. The Volts got goalied by Jacob Steinman, the former Moncton Wildcats goalie. That would be a fun series if Halifax can get past Rouyn Noranda.
I was thinking about Deh-ME-dov (as proper pronunciation which Ro-MON-ov taught us, the middle syllable gets the focus) and he needs a proper nickname to match his potential status. Thinking how Price was anointed TFS before we even knew just how great he was. I think Demidov is in the same stratosphere as Price. He deserves something Grand. Is Demigod the way to go? (being called half a god is pretty damn good). Or is it something more along the TFS line? TNL. The Next Legend. I don't have the answer but Demigod seems the natural fit. Dove can work as The M said, also because he might be a 99.44% pure goal scorer.
I don't like these statements that ID can be the next Lafleur. Please stop, there will only ever be one Guy! If comparisons have to be made look at other great Russian players like Datsyuk, Federov or Bure.
@ The M, it's always cool seeing the old guys hit the ceremonial first balls. Player at 89 and Jack at 85 still have pretty good swings. For one reason or another :( they will eventually be unable to continue this tradition. Who is next in line would you say? Nick Faldo is probably a lock. I can't think of anybody else, unless Bernhard Langer finally retires. Except for he who shall not be named, when he realizes he can no longer play competitive golf.
On November 15, 2024 the #Habs were dead last in the overall NHL standings. Since then they rank 11th in points percentage
On December 2nd, 2024 the Habs ranked 31st in the standings. Patrik Laine joined the team for the next game. Since then they rank 9th in points percentage
My hope meter is broken. DemiGod will earn his Conn Smythe Bonus this year. This hockey player is entering a video game enviroment. You have a trigger man Wool, get the puck to wool. Earn points, win cups
His subsequent cheating of death earns him eternal punishment in the underworld, once he dies of old age. The gods forced him to roll an immense boulder up a hill only for it to roll back down every time it neared the top, repeating this action for eternity. Through the classical influence on contemporary culture, tasks that are both laborious and futile are therefore described as Sisyphean.
It's nice that ID is getting the rock star welcome but I hope fans keep their expectations reasonable for this kid. He's only 19 and will need some time to acclimate. I know my expectations will be set low.
The chasers are all still in it. In theory. Rags, Wings, Isles could all still reach 87 points and have more RWs. So a loser point or better tonight would eliminate all three. A regulation or overtime win would also put the BJs magic number at 2. They can in theory reach 91 points but the Habs hold the tiebreaker with one more reg/OT win. Also, the BJs play the Caps back to back this weekend...though they've clinched first place so those games might not be as tough as they could have been. Whether the Habs take care of business themselves or get help, I think it's done before they play Chicago on Monday. Also, they have a wicked record vs the Atlantic including a 3-0 record vs the turds. Big night tonight. LFG!
I saw that all the chasers have less 1% chance to get in. It would be cool to get 90+ points in a season. No one saw that coming, especially the Vegas bookies.
Neither did the predict-o-meter, though I was curious about my final predictions. From the March 23 post: The OG prediction had the Habs getting to 89 points, which would appear to be enough to get in. Since they've done better than expected since the break they currently sit at a predicted 94 points. I have the Sens getting to 95 points. And it seems there is wiggle room as the next best point total is the Rangers with 87. Here's the breakdown: Team Current Predicted Sens 79 95 Habs 75 94 Rags 74 87 Isles 73 85 BJs 71 84 LOL, the Dead Things weren't even on the radar.
ID "The part of the mind in which innate instinctive impulses and primary processes are manifest." Like scoring goals and winning Cups Seems perfect ID it is Go Habs
I do not like fake tits, I do not like basketball. I would rather feel fake tits than a basketbaseketball. That paige spornick has alledegly fake tits. You got to ask yourself if your going to make a million dollars are you going to make 5 times as much with fake tits, Enough about fake tits because I have an orginal big tits t shirt. Its current value is flutucating, but somewhere around 5 thousand dollars. Sure you are going to say bullshit steve, worst bullshit of the big fish week. So let me explain the value. Its all in the cotton, and Big Tits was high quality cotton, the label can not be altered, I have done some tests. That is why I have left instructions that when I leave this mortal coil I am buried wearing my big TiTs t shirt. Because a million years from now when some jr college intern finds my body, the big TiTs t shirt will be as intact as Eygiptian Cotton Mummies. So do I love big TiTs more than cotton?
if we lose tonite the Stanley cup is out of sight. Conferance finals still well worth our wheelhouse of planning. I got a theory about young players and gaming. I am a 66 year old gamer. I have to admit I had to get my son to move me past some of the challanges in Half life, I gotta admit I had to google to find the video game with Gordon. For sure it would have come to me Saturday at the worst time. My point is the kids today, have spacial awareness that we are not aware off. They play these video games where space and time determine victory and they they go on the ice with the non gamers and they have a millisecond atvantage. Then on the replay they get another millisecond, then on the computer they gain half a second in the same situation. So older players are obsolete. The new gen will rule but it will look like drone wars.
I cant remember a player throwing more Pizza than Maths. I cant look past his pizza trend. However, on a team that has no number one D, maybe the experts are right.
I was amused by steve's diatribe on big TiTs. In the 2003 Draft the Habs picked big TiTs at #10 but could have had Jeff Carter, Brent Seabrook, Zach Parise, Ryan Getzlaf, Brent Burns, Mike Richards or Corey Perry. Hindsight is always 20/20 but at least we got some big TiTs.
And just for the record I think Paige's tits are real too.
really? i thought she was one of those rare ones who had game to back up her other "stuff". wasnt she some really good prospect in college? thats when she started turning heads isnt it?
I'm not going to throw shade at the Habs for last night's poor effort, they had won 6 in a row so there was bound to be a let down eventually. Plus, Ottawa was ready for them last night from the get go. They beat Montreal to pretty much every puck last night from start to finish. My mind is made up though regarding #20. He's not a 1st line player. He's got the size and the strength but not the IQ for the role and still seems lost at times. Nick and CC have carried him long enough. Once Demidov gets up to speed that's his spot and it can't come soon enough. Habs need a point tonight, they better be ready this time.
I would leave Slafzillia, he may be a playoff player. However for sure Demigod gets his spot on the first PP. I hope we clinch tonite and then load manage the rest of the season. Ottawa is the real deal and they did not have arguably thier best player. As much fun as it would be, probably better to play the Caps than the leaf.
Three year ELC signed !
ReplyDeleteIn HuGo we trust.
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I can't even...
ReplyDeleteMe and a buddy are already hatching a plan for a road trip to Montreal next season.
I haven't watched the OD bozos in a while. Imma tune in to see if they even mention it.
ReplyDeleteAnd just like that, they spend 5 minutes talking about Vanya and praised the Habs. And said more on the story later. WTF is going on?
DeleteO'Neill of course added a bit of anti-Quebec slant by saying he's not sure what the history of Montreal is and why they like the European players like Laine, Kovalev and Kovalchuk so much.
The other guys to their credit said the fans just want a superstar that can score goals.
Ha! He's a good one to talk about European players.
DeleteSalming and Hammarstrom
Mogilny
Sundin
Berezin
etc. etc.
DemiDieu may your visa be sorted swiftly. Bienvenue à Montréal!
ReplyDeleteBTW, methinks this news will carry over to a huge night at tge Centre Bell (and no sluggish feet in the first period tonight). GYFHG!!
DeleteThis aged poorly. Or by this logic the Red Wings are absoluted THRILLED about the signing.
DeleteWow, I'm just finding out about Demigod, who paid who to pull this off?
ReplyDeleteIt will be interesting to see where he slots in.
I did see earlier that Hughes signed a couple of new players for the Rocket, one of them being 2024 5th round pick Tyler Thorpe 6'5" 215lbs from the Vancouver Giants (how appropriate). And a 25 year old college player from New Hampshire that Kent must know.
So much positive news as the Habs prepare to return to glory while the shit stained broons sink in the standings and the over-rated leaf prepare for first round failure. Again.
It would be exciting to see Demigod go up against the Great 8 in a playoff round.
ReplyDeleteI'm off to trivia tonight, Go Habs Go! ! !
So much happy
ReplyDeleteOverflowing happy let’s not win the cup tonight
Let’s dispose of the dead things first then get half-a-dov in the building
Then win the cup
And I think we should have multiple parades
We should have one down younge street for the SFU
That would be thoughtful
And one in Beantown just for the beaners
That would be a nice thought
Go half-a-dov
And go us!
Go Habs
I like the parade idea.
DeleteAny reporter that asks DemiGod a polticat question should be forced to move to Toronto. We have no Russians, maybe we get Vodkov to hang out? I have read this may be the greatest Hab since Guy Lafluer and since he does not smoke two packs a day even better.
ReplyDeleteThe Flower smoked two packs a day and closed crescent bars at night
ReplyDeleteFucking legend
So a good nic for Half-a-dov would be The Ivanator or iDov
Some thoughts
Go Habs
DeleteDemigod
Demigod
Demigod
Demigod
Demigod
Demigod
Demigod
Czar Ivan.
ReplyDeleteIvan the Terribe...ly Awesome
ReplyDeleteCournoyerOV
ReplyDeleteTerrible play by Math...again
ReplyDeleteNot a great play by RoCH. Gotta lay out and take that pass away.
Habs sleepwalking through another first period.
I'm feeling like it's a Powerhorse kind of night.
ReplyDeleteFuck. off. Refs.
ReplyDeleteLots of Bluesky chitchat on what number DemiDieu will wear. I'd go with 93 - for the last CH Cup
ReplyDeleteKapanen will have to fork over 91.
DeleteHe's a fan of Ovi but since 8 is taken, maybe 88.
DeleteOr as the M says, Kap hands over 91.
Cash it!
ReplyDeleteOk cash this one. Please.
ReplyDeleteWhiskey!
ReplyDeleteWhiskey!
ReplyDeleteGood night at trivia, my team came in first!
ReplyDeleteNow G Y F H G ! ! !
That's a good omen!
DeletePowerhorse!
ReplyDeletePouvoir du cheveau !
ReplyDeletePOWERhorse!
ReplyDeletePredicted by St. Pad
ReplyDeleteSt. P been doing lots of that lately.
Delete(im afraid to ask what he foresees in the next 6 wks)
Horsey!
ReplyDeleteThat's some good veteran third line shit.
ReplyDeleteRedemption!
DeleteGreat wheels by Lep. He is a new player.
DeleteHe sure is. Man on a mission.
DeleteFucking refs
ReplyDeleteLep!
ReplyDeleteGally !
ReplyDeleteKidG will not be denied!
ReplyDeleteLep!
ReplyDeleteNature!
ReplyDeleteNature !
ReplyDeleteRed (Broken) Wings
ReplyDeleteEl Capitan!
ReplyDeleteNature!
ReplyDeleteOn sent les matchs éliminatoire!
ReplyDeleteYaaafuckinghoooo!
ReplyDeleteBonus. Leafs lose to the falling Panthers and Sens lose.
ReplyDeleteGally and Andy making babies and finding a new life !
ReplyDeletePretty cool
DeleteI've got a feeling Lep's Mom is looking down on her boy's team.
ReplyDeleteThis has been a roller coaster season. Before the season started I felt with the addition of a healthy Wool would give Montreal's defence a boost. Then he was taken out by the leaf nobody.
ReplyDeleteThe season started poorly and it looked like they were heading for another top 5 pick.
Then at Christmas time they got hot and fought their way to a wild card spot.
Then they burned themselves out on a long road trip and looked like they were headed to a top 10 pick.
Then they had a break for the 4 Nations tournament and Captain Nick asked his GM to give this group a chance to go for the playoffs. It paid off.
Now, they are almost assured a spot in the Dance. Demidov is coming and this team is on a roll. Washington should be worried and they better be ready.
Like CHester said: Happy happy happy!!!
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DeleteI meant offence of course with Wool. And despite some of his defensive shortcomings, his lethal shot has made a huge difference on the PP.
Deletegreat summary. another key turning point was emile getting hit by a car
DeleteMountain deserved 1st star. 30th win is his new career high.
ReplyDeleteWhiskey's 37th ties MaxPac's best as a Hab.
Nature's 86th point crushes Kovalev's best as a Hab (84).
I thought Max had 39 one year. CC might get there yet.
DeleteI stand corrected, 2013-14.
DeleteI’m hoping that warshingdumb has an overchicken letdown
ReplyDeleteHelping the Putin puppy take the record could lead to lunch bag letdown
Then we resurrect the spirit of halak smoke that piece of shit Tom The Fuck Wilson and skate off into the halls of victory
Yesssss
Go Habs
dont forget. they have lego. and sometimes charlie
Deletehttps://new.wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=Ivandemidov&t=500&a=n
ReplyDeleteIvan Demidov = A vivid demon
DeleteLe Demon Russe?
Deletelove it! can i just use LDR instead?
DeleteNice!
DeleteIsles got a loser point tonight, so they and three other teams sit 8 points behind the CH, all with a maximum possibility of 10 more points. The magic number is 3 points in the last four games to clinch. Can't let up.
ReplyDeleteParty like its 1993. Cup is comming home. Plan that fucking parade now. If they start today half the plyons can be moved in time.
ReplyDeleteGrains of salt and all that, but I read that Ivan told SKA he wanted a chance to join the Habs so he could play against Ovi in the playoffs. Sounds like the kid has confidence. I hope they don't stick him in a hotel on his own. Maybe Bobrov has a room for him.
ReplyDeletePossibility the Habs could catch Ottawa and play the leaf or the Dolts.
DeleteYep, he might have to wait until the conference finals to meet Ovi.
DeleteI was reading through some of the earlier comments and saw Chester's parades idea.
ReplyDeleteNot to get ahead of ourselves, but imagine they win the cup.
I think a month(ish) long cross Canada tour of the cup following Terry Fox's Marathon of Hope route would be absolutely amazing. Stop in all the small towns (and big cities) along the way, so many people that might never otherwise ever have a chance to see the cup. Players could join the tour, coming and going, alternating appearances. And they could raise money for cancer research at the same time.
Yes but this would/could mean that the Habs would become 'Canada's Team'.
DeleteSFU won't have any of that.
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True but it would be fun to ignore them and run the whole process thru RDS and black out the SFU
DeleteWe could bring it with us every time we play the leaf
You know put it on the bench
That would be thoughtful
I should be in charge of festivities
I’d do it for free
Go Habs
We could call it 'Hockey Night in Canada'.
DeleteOh, wait.
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Rest in peace Ray Shero.
ReplyDeleteHe was a great foil in the sporting life. Likely a great human in real life.
DeleteI did not want to tell you for sure untill I had some conformation. I do not put words in the mouth ever.
ReplyDeleteSo Mcsplooge said he will be like a butCH Goring who could skate and pass. Craig Button said he will be like the flower except he can accept the helment. The Conn Smythe bonus is real.
Gloria Gloria Gloria, yes a song can win a cup. We need to harneess Prince. Party like its 1993.
ReplyDeleteLafleur was the Flower, Demidov should be dubbed the Dove he will bring peace to the Universe with another surprise Cup just like 1993 .... Hey, guess who will be wearing #93 !
ReplyDeleteThe Montreal Canadiens officially announce that Ivan Demidov will wear #93 with the Habs
DeleteHey SiM called it didn't he?
DeleteWell I'll be. The kid's got class!
Deletehey M! u like trivia...
Deletewho was the last to wear #93?
(theres another good nickname for LDR maybe)
Thanks Philthy. One down.
ReplyDeleteMan the Rags suck. Can't imagine Drury lasting long there.
Happy Masters Golf Day! I had to add the obligatory green jacket picture.
ReplyDeleteNoice!
DeleteWell the Halifax Mooseheads made history by becoming the first 16th seed team to win a playoff series. They finished 38 points behind Drummondville but pulled off the gigantic upset.
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing to say the Habs can't do the same. They just need to start playing hockey in the first period, everything else is working pretty well. The last two games, they for a change goalied the other teams rather then being on the wrong end of that. Just win Friday night to put the final nail in some teams' coffins (or the penultimate nail at least depending on how they do).
LFG!
That was quite an upset. The Volts got goalied by Jacob Steinman, the former Moncton Wildcats goalie. That would be a fun series if Halifax can get past Rouyn Noranda.
DeleteI was thinking about Deh-ME-dov (as proper pronunciation which Ro-MON-ov taught us, the middle syllable gets the focus) and he needs a proper nickname to match his potential status.
ReplyDeleteThinking how Price was anointed TFS before we even knew just how great he was.
I think Demidov is in the same stratosphere as Price. He deserves something Grand.
Is Demigod the way to go? (being called half a god is pretty damn good).
Or is it something more along the TFS line? TNL. The Next Legend.
I don't have the answer but Demigod seems the natural fit.
Dove can work as The M said, also because he might be a 99.44% pure goal scorer.
I don't like these statements that ID can be the next Lafleur. Please stop, there will only ever be one Guy!
ReplyDeleteIf comparisons have to be made look at other great Russian players like Datsyuk, Federov or Bure.
@ The M, it's always cool seeing the old guys hit the ceremonial first balls. Player at 89 and Jack at 85 still have pretty good swings. For one reason or another :( they will eventually be unable to continue this tradition. Who is next in line would you say? Nick Faldo is probably a lock. I can't think of anybody else, unless Bernhard Langer finally retires. Except for he who shall not be named, when he realizes he can no longer play competitive golf.
ReplyDeleteThat guy you won't name, that's all he should be doing is hitting a ceremonial ball.
DeleteThey've got Tom Watson hitting the 3rd ball now.
DeletePretty good....
ReplyDeleteOn November 15, 2024 the #Habs were dead last in the overall NHL standings. Since then they rank 11th in points percentage
On December 2nd, 2024 the Habs ranked 31st in the standings. Patrik Laine joined the team for the next game. Since then they rank 9th in points percentage
St. Louis Blues, 2018-19, similar story (so far).
DeleteMy hope meter is broken. DemiGod will earn his Conn Smythe Bonus this year. This hockey player is entering a video game enviroment. You have a trigger man Wool, get the puck to wool. Earn points, win cups
ReplyDeleteDemidov has landed and it is a scene.
ReplyDeleteHe had I.D. a Customs.
SWIDT ?
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Heh - the initials
DeleteCrazy stuff.
ReplyDeleteMaybe we should call him Atlas because he'll have the weight of the (Habs) world on his shoulders.
Meanwhile Narcos is Sisyphus.
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atlas, is that the roman god of the globe? weight of the fanbase...
Deletegreat one, considering we calling him demigod already!
His subsequent cheating of death earns him eternal punishment in the underworld, once he dies of old age. The gods forced him to roll an immense boulder up a hill only for it to roll back down every time it neared the top, repeating this action for eternity. Through the classical influence on contemporary culture, tasks that are both laborious and futile are therefore described as Sisyphean.
ReplyDeleteLike the wretched leaf winning a championship?
DeleteYep…
Delete… and a new word has been added
SFUnderworld
It's nice that ID is getting the rock star welcome but I hope fans keep their expectations reasonable for this kid. He's only 19 and will need some time to acclimate. I know my expectations will be set low.
ReplyDeleteAgree 💯.
DeleteID is a nice simple first nickname for the young Hab.
Id: The instinct-driven, pleasure-seeking part of the mind, focused on immediate gratification.
ReplyDeletethe source of psychic energy derived from instinctual needs and drives
DeleteDoes that mean that when Id dekes, it's a Freudian slip?
DeleteOnly his mama knows.
DeleteIt looks to me both the Isles and Wings have been eliminated. Only the BJs (and Rags) could potentially catch up.
ReplyDeleteA win against Chicago on Monday should seal the deal.
DeleteStill in the mix.
ReplyDeleteSo, if fried man is such an insider, why wasn’t he at ID’s arrival (in fucking tronno) ?
ReplyDelete~~~
I'm down with ID. He's also a wizard with the puck, for those that might remember the newspaper comic strip.
ReplyDeleteHutson is the Wizard
DeleteThe chasers are all still in it. In theory.
ReplyDeleteRags, Wings, Isles could all still reach 87 points and have more RWs. So a loser point or better tonight would eliminate all three. A regulation or overtime win would also put the BJs magic number at 2. They can in theory reach 91 points but the Habs hold the tiebreaker with one more reg/OT win.
Also, the BJs play the Caps back to back this weekend...though they've clinched first place so those games might not be as tough as they could have been.
Whether the Habs take care of business themselves or get help, I think it's done before they play Chicago on Monday. Also, they have a wicked record vs the Atlantic including a 3-0 record vs the turds. Big night tonight. LFG!
Update. The standings I looked at were incorrect. The BJs actually max out at 89 points.
DeleteSo a Reg/OT win tonight eliminates everybody and clinches if I'm not mistaken.
I saw that all the chasers have less 1% chance to get in.
DeleteIt would be cool to get 90+ points in a season. No one saw that coming, especially the Vegas bookies.
Neither did the predict-o-meter, though I was curious about my final predictions. From the March 23 post:
DeleteThe OG prediction had the Habs getting to 89 points, which would appear to be enough to get in. Since they've done better than expected since the break they currently sit at a predicted 94 points. I have the Sens getting to 95 points.
And it seems there is wiggle room as the next best point total is the Rangers with 87. Here's the breakdown:
Team Current Predicted
Sens 79 95
Habs 75 94
Rags 74 87
Isles 73 85
BJs 71 84
LOL, the Dead Things weren't even on the radar.
Let's just enjoy the ride and JFW!
ReplyDelete~~~
ID
ReplyDelete"The part of the mind in which innate instinctive impulses and primary processes are manifest."
Like scoring goals and winning Cups
Seems perfect
ID it is
Go Habs
Bonus, less typing after he scores a goal.
DeleteBig weekend of games...JKFWB!
ReplyDeleteI do not like fake tits, I do not like basketball. I would rather feel fake tits than a basketbaseketball.
ReplyDeleteThat paige spornick has alledegly fake tits. You got to ask yourself if your going to make a million dollars are you going to make 5 times as much with fake tits, Enough about fake tits because I have an orginal big tits t shirt. Its current value is flutucating, but somewhere around 5 thousand dollars.
Sure you are going to say bullshit steve, worst bullshit of the big fish week. So let me explain the value. Its all in the cotton, and Big Tits was high quality cotton, the label can not be altered, I have done some tests. That is why I have left instructions that when I leave this mortal coil I am buried wearing my big TiTs t shirt. Because a million years from now when some jr college intern finds my body, the big TiTs t shirt will be as intact as Eygiptian Cotton Mummies. So do I love big TiTs more than cotton?
I think they're real. But if not, I'm OK with that.
Deleteif we lose tonite the Stanley cup is out of sight. Conferance finals still well worth our wheelhouse of planning. I got a theory about young players and gaming. I am a 66 year old gamer. I have to admit I had to get my son to move me past some of the challanges in Half life, I gotta admit I had to google to find the video game with Gordon. For sure it would have come to me Saturday at the worst time.
ReplyDeleteMy point is the kids today, have spacial awareness that we are not aware off. They play these video games where space and time determine victory and they they go on the ice with the non gamers and they have a millisecond atvantage. Then on the replay they get another millisecond, then on the computer they gain half a second in the same situation. So older players are obsolete. The new gen will rule but it will look like drone wars.
We are going to drone war Ottawa into the trenches and then fuck them up real bad
ReplyDeleteHe came from Pointe Claire
ReplyDeleteI knew he came from there
He played thirty minutes a night
He kept his stick real tight
Pointe Claire has Matheson there
All the people vote red
They're all bilingual there
His kids are all redheads
Some say his play's flawed
Never one of the game's three stars
That score after 3:30 in the morning
Well, he isn't!
He came from Pointe Claire
He came from Pointe Claire
I cant remember a player throwing more Pizza than Maths. I cant look past his pizza trend. However, on a team that has no number one D, maybe the experts are right.
Deletetoo lazy to look it up. whats with MM and pizza? is it something like what dano did during that cup run?
DeleteGreat stuff SiM !
ReplyDelete~~~
Literally lining up a parody for tomorrow night.
ReplyDeleteSo they haven't learned to play the first period yet. That's a bit worrisome.
ReplyDeleteThat was a shitty period.
ReplyDeleteMulligan ?
Deleteright there at the end.... even galley says so! WTF wasnt that called a penalty poking the stick to impeed H48 there?!
ReplyDeleteI was amused by steve's diatribe on big TiTs. In the 2003 Draft the Habs picked big TiTs at #10 but could have had Jeff Carter, Brent Seabrook, Zach Parise, Ryan Getzlaf, Brent Burns, Mike Richards or Corey Perry. Hindsight is always 20/20 but at least we got some big TiTs.
ReplyDeleteAnd just for the record I think Paige's tits are real too.
'sigh'.... now what?
ReplyDeleteDEVO!
ReplyDeleteWe are Devo!
ReplyDeleteDevo!
ReplyDeleteok... nvrmd. back to where we started
ReplyDeletewhy are u guys all bonkers for paige?! b/c of steve's old t-shirt, or is that her at the top of this thread?
ReplyDeleteYes.
Deletei see.... so shes done with the athlete route and now going full model/influencer now?
Deletepp chance. big chance to get back in this!
Yeah she never made the tour so decided to focus on her other assets instead.
Deletereally? i thought she was one of those rare ones who had game to back up her other "stuff". wasnt she some really good prospect in college? thats when she started turning heads isnt it?
DeleteYep.
Deleteholy crap. u see that play by the wiz on the blueline there to keep it alive?!? wowowow! not even cale or quinn can do that i bet
ReplyDeleteLinesman thinks he"s the fucking star
ReplyDeleteCASH IT!
ReplyDeletethey didnt score, but THAT is the kind of pp i wanna see.
ReplyDeletelooking ahead, when lil #93 arrives, how will our pp's look like?
I'm hoping that #93 ends up with #14 and #13. Then the Invisible Man drop down.
DeleteGuess we'll have to wait a little longer for the clincher. I always figured it would be Monday.
ReplyDeletePEZ!
ReplyDeleteHuge respect for Pez
ReplyDeleteHe's a gamer.
Deletehow’sboutdemfuckingrefs?
ReplyDeleteGreat kill! Crazy weird officiating
ReplyDeleteAnother good kill
ReplyDeleteAnd the Red Wings won. Ouf
ReplyDeleteCan't win 'em all. À demain.
ReplyDeleteNeed a horseshoe.
ReplyDelete~~~
RIP Gilbert Gottfried
ReplyDeleteI'm not going to throw shade at the Habs for last night's poor effort, they had won 6 in a row so there was bound to be a let down eventually. Plus, Ottawa was ready for them last night from the get go. They beat Montreal to pretty much every puck last night from start to finish.
ReplyDeleteMy mind is made up though regarding #20. He's not a 1st line player. He's got the size and the strength but not the IQ for the role and still seems lost at times. Nick and CC have carried him long enough. Once Demidov gets up to speed that's his spot and it can't come soon enough.
Habs need a point tonight, they better be ready this time.
Go Habs!
I would leave Slafzillia, he may be a playoff player. However for sure Demigod gets his spot on the first PP. I hope we clinch tonite and then load manage the rest of the season. Ottawa is the real deal and they did not have arguably thier best player. As much fun as it would be, probably better to play the Caps than the leaf.
DeleteI think Ottawa is a better team than the leaf. I don't want a Habs/leaf series, my nerves couldn't take it.
DeleteGo Justin Rose, Corey Connors, Rory McIlroy or Shane Lowry at the Masters!
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