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A short version with respect to Montreal’s Leonard Cohen
Give me back my hockey night
My man cave room, my secret life
I’m not lonely here
There's goalies left to torture
Give me Demidov control
Over every living soul
And play beside me, Lane
That's an order
Give me crack and Ana sex
Take the only glee that's left
Stuff it up the sfu hole
In mclame’s sick fuck culture
Give me back the Big 3 wall
Give me Whiskey and his goal
I've seen the future, brother
It is powerplay moidah
Things are going to slide, slide in all directions
Won't be nothing
Nothing you can measure anymore
The blizzard, the blizzard of the world
Has crossed the threshold and it has overturned the order of the soul
(un-parodied verse, because Cohen)
When they said descent descent
I wonder what they meant
When they said dumpster diving is spent
I wonder what they meant
When HuGo said time is well spent
I knew exactly what the fuck theymeant
Give me back the Dryden wall
Give me Roy even Théodore
Give me Plante
Or give me Vézina
Destroy another leafool now
We don't like mediots anyhow
I've seen the future, baby
It is HuGo moidah
Things are going to slide, slide in all directions
Won't be nothing
Nothing you can measure anymore
The blizzard, the blizzard of the world
Has crossed the threshold and it has overturned the order of the soul
(un-parodied verse, because Leonard)
When they said descent descent
I wonder what they meant
When they said dumpster diving is spent
I wonder what they meant
When HuGo said time is well spent
I knew exactly what the fuck they meant
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More Leonard
ReplyDeleteDemocracy
Great parody. The sisters of mercy are not departed or gone, they are in the head of leaf fools who forgot the goal song. Maybe we can trade Bull Duke for Kryu.
ReplyDeleteGo Als !
ReplyDeleteThe standings are very tight. Parity is the buttman dream.
ReplyDeleteThere are three teams that are ready to have their bones picked, Calgary, St. Louis and Nashville.
Let the sfu speculation begin.
Love the parody, moeman! Tonight the sore-footed ones will feel like they are skating in mud I fear. May the Als win and providd some inspiration. I wonder if Veleno sits. He was less than spectacular in the garden state.
ReplyDeleteI'm not familiar with that song, I confess to not listening to Leonard Cohen in my youth but your lyrics ring true, so job well done.
ReplyDeleteI see CP30 was reclaimed by the BlowHards from the wretched leaf. Probably a good thing for him but I think he has reached his ceiling as an AHL goalie, he may want to try his luck overseas someday.
Hopefully the young Habs can find their legs tonight and tighten up on D.
Go Habs.
Go Als.
You simply must listen to Lenord Cohen. I could compare him to Dylan but Cohen is much more macro than Dylan who sang through his experience because it worked well for Woody Guthrie.
DeleteGo on You tube and watch:So long Mariane and Suzanne. Then one day you will be in the middle of the floor at noon playing Joan of Arc at full volume
Utes its always about the Utes because hope springs eteranl come from their hockey.
ReplyDeleteNow I can remember watching the 71 habs on a colour tv. I can remember all the rookies that should be good not being good. Now we have Fast Rock Lane, Demidieu who are both skateing somewhere close to the sixth astral plane. As an aside I been there and did not skate any better. We have at least two more superstars in the pipe. I say take that pipe and smoke it to the CUP.