Nov 8, 2025

The future is the youths ~ Utah

 

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The FHFuture

A short version with respect to Montreal’s Leonard Cohen


Give me back my hockey night 

My man cave room, my secret life 

I’m not lonely here 

There's goalies left to torture


Give me Demidov control 

Over every living soul 

And play beside me, Lane

That's an order


Give me crack and Ana sex 

Take the only glee that's left 

Stuff it up the sfu hole 

In mclame’s sick fuck culture


Give me back the Big 3 wall

Give me Whiskey and his goal

I've seen the future, brother 

It is powerplay moidah


Things are going to slide, slide in all directions 

Won't be nothing 

Nothing you can measure anymore 

The blizzard, the blizzard of the world 

Has crossed the threshold and it has overturned the order of the soul
(un-parodied verse, because Cohen)


When they said descent descent 

I wonder what they meant 

When they said dumpster diving is spent

I wonder what they meant 

When HuGo said time is well spent 

I knew exactly what the fuck theymeant


Give me back the Dryden wall 

Give me Roy even Théodore

Give me Plante

Or give me Vézina


Destroy another leafool now 

We don't like mediots anyhow 

I've seen the future, baby 

It is HuGo moidah


Things are going to slide, slide in all directions 

Won't be nothing 

Nothing you can measure anymore 

The blizzard, the blizzard of the world 

Has crossed the threshold and it has overturned the order of the soul
(un-parodied verse, because Leonard)


When they said descent descent 

I wonder what they meant 

When they said dumpster diving is spent

I wonder what they meant 

When HuGo said time is well spent 

I knew exactly what the fuck they meant

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for the sfu & the refs
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G Y F H G !

13 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:08 AM

    More Leonard

    Democracy

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  2. Great parody. The sisters of mercy are not departed or gone, they are in the head of leaf fools who forgot the goal song. Maybe we can trade Bull Duke for Kryu.

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  3. Anonymous11:21 AM

    Go Als !

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  4. The standings are very tight. Parity is the buttman dream.
    There are three teams that are ready to have their bones picked, Calgary, St. Louis and Nashville.
    Let the sfu speculation begin.

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  5. Love the parody, moeman! Tonight the sore-footed ones will feel like they are skating in mud I fear. May the Als win and providd some inspiration. I wonder if Veleno sits. He was less than spectacular in the garden state.

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  6. I'm not familiar with that song, I confess to not listening to Leonard Cohen in my youth but your lyrics ring true, so job well done.
    I see CP30 was reclaimed by the BlowHards from the wretched leaf. Probably a good thing for him but I think he has reached his ceiling as an AHL goalie, he may want to try his luck overseas someday.
    Hopefully the young Habs can find their legs tonight and tighten up on D.
    Go Habs.
    Go Als.

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    1. steve3:40 PM

      You simply must listen to Lenord Cohen. I could compare him to Dylan but Cohen is much more macro than Dylan who sang through his experience because it worked well for Woody Guthrie.
      Go on You tube and watch:So long Mariane and Suzanne. Then one day you will be in the middle of the floor at noon playing Joan of Arc at full volume

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  7. steve3:53 PM

    Utes its always about the Utes because hope springs eteranl come from their hockey.
    Now I can remember watching the 71 habs on a colour tv. I can remember all the rookies that should be good not being good. Now we have Fast Rock Lane, Demidieu who are both skateing somewhere close to the sixth astral plane. As an aside I been there and did not skate any better. We have at least two more superstars in the pipe. I say take that pipe and smoke it to the CUP.

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  9. Ugh, 10 to 20 cm coming to Montreal tomorrow. A bit early for that.

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    1. Anonymous5:40 PM

      Saint Simonaque et la Belle avec la pelle !

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  10. Anonymous5:48 PM

    ALS baby !!

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  11. What a finish! Als going to the Grey Cup

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