Apr 17, 2026

Playoffs bitCHes ! Game 1 ~ BIG FUCKING OT WIN !!!

 

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Into the MystiCH

They were born before the wind 

Also, younger than Mother Nature’s son

'Ere the HuGo boat has won 

As they sail into the mystiCH


Hark now, hear the sfu cry 

Ça sent la Coupe avec MLP pie

Let your Cole and Demi fly 

Into the mystiCH


Yeah, when that GoHabsGoal horn blows 

They will be coming home 

Yeah, when that GoHabsGoal horn blows 

I wanna hear it 

I wanna be near it


And I wanna rock your GYPSY soul 

Just like way back in the days of old 

Then Habnificently we will float 

Into the mystiCH


When that doucherov blows 

You know refs’ call will be blown

Yeah, when that fucking early whistle blows 

Don't gotta hear it 

I don't want to fucking fear it


And I wanna rock your GYFHG soul 

Just like way back in the days of old 

And together we will FHFloat 

Into the mystiCH


Come on, (we got) girls


Too late to stop now !


G Y F P H G !


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133 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:14 PM

    Round 1 Schedule:
    - GM 1 = Sunday 5:45pm ET @ TB
    - GM 2 = Tuesday 7pm @ TB
    - GM 3 = Friday, April 24 7pm @ MTL
    - GM 4 = Sunday, April 26 7pm @ MTL
    - GM 5* = Wednesday, April 29 @ TB
    - GM 6* = Friday, May 1 @ MTL
    - GM 7* = Sunday, May 3 @ TB
    (* = if nec.)

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  2. Fucking awesome thread!
    MLP!
    Raquel!
    Anna!
    Some other random babes!
    Photo of the 3 Playoff Legends --- suck it sfu you fucking losers!
    G Y F P G H G ! ! ! !

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    1. Maurice Richard = 8 Cups
      Jean Beliveau = 10 Cups + 7 as an executive
      Guy Lafleur = 5 Cups
      Total = 23 as players
      And let's not forget greats Henri Richard (11) and Yvan Cournoyer (10)

      Chew on that sfu.

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    2. Anonymous6:16 PM

      I love pie and Stanley Cups, in any order.
      Pocket and Roadrunner played much bigger than their size.
      A few of these smaller giants are here now.
      A new generation to give us older fans something to be proud and excited about.

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  4. Anonymous4:03 PM

    Nature took her course and we now have a new baby girl Habs fan thanks to Nick and his wife.

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  5. Anonymous6:07 PM

    Farber …

    https://www.tsn.ca/nhl/video/2026/04/17/ca-sent-la-coupe/

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  6. I saw Van at Massey Hall in the 80's. There was a period of years where I only listed to Van and CNSY.
    That was uplifting Moeman, and Astral Weeks is all about walking on the six astral plane, and I wish I could do it today and then I would now for sure, for sure I would know, if we are taking one more big step or a jump to the cup.
    In other news our alledged gangsta Premier just got a loaded private jet because he is a baller. Fuck him, fuck all these monsters and why do they get electected. Has the IQ dropped that low, Idiocracy is no longer a movie, its a documentery.

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  7. Anonymous8:16 PM

    Been saying this, in here, for decades.

    https://montrealgazette.com/sports/hockey/montreal-canadiens/todd-canadiens-rebuild-path-serves-as-roadmap-for-shattered-maple-leafs/

    ‘Servile’ sfu.

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  8. I am afraid, right now I am afraid of pizza hut because someone will steal my pizza and that is the best outcome because my car is sligthly more valuable. Be like me drive a car no one will steal with a stick shift. The stereo suck and the potholes might leed to a spleen displadecemetn, but you will feel safe driving arourd as long as you dont leave your sunglasses on the dashboard,
    I drive today a 2014 BMW X3 and every parking lot I park in I have to fight off human mospotos, that want the blood of my transportaion. WEEEE Can not live like like this anymore. I am real real gone in desperation. I just want to fucking go to work and back with out being attactacked and I pay big taxes for that. Please help Mr Goverment

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  9. Anonymous10:32 PM

    Our young team has had an incredible season.
    I think they can and will win the first round.
    This means impetus.
    Anything can happen.

    There’s no slagging this team.
    None.

    Fuck tampa.

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  10. Fuck Bettman and fuck Rogers. You know if the wretched leaf were in (they're not btw, in case you haven't heard 🙂), you know damn well they'd be playing Saturday nights.

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  11. My picks are in for our prestigious work pool. No money, just your name on a banner in the rafters. I'm defending champ, winning my first year last year.

    Habs in 6
    Bruins in 6
    Turds in 7
    Pens in 7

    Oil in 5
    Avs in 4
    Wild in 7
    VGK in 6

    I hope Buffalo wins, but taking the broons. Honestly, besides the AVS and maybe Oil, any of these series could go either way.

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    1. I see we both anticipate a Habs/Bruins tilt in round 2, which would be playoff nirvana.

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  12. I was starting to be worried and then I reminded myself Cooper's team hasn't won a playoff series since their 2022 SCF loss to Colorado. They have four wins scattered over those three first-round exits. So:

    Habs in 6
    Broons in 7
    Pens in 5
    Canes in 7

    Avs in 5
    Wild in 7
    Kuh-ninnnnnnniggets in 7
    Ducks in 7 (sorry, PM Carney; and there has to be a couple upsets in Round 1)

    That whole list is more of a hope than a prediction.

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  13. Anonymous1:40 PM

    Habs in 6.

    No Hedman.

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  14. I'm not good at making predictions but I'll say:
    Habs
    Pens
    Buff
    Turds
    AvDicks
    Oil
    Stars
    Pissers

    I submitted my box picks playoff pool and invested heavily in our Habbies.
    Sink or swim baby...

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  15. Anonymous4:13 PM

    WatCH this …

    https://youtu.be/lEO9AjqWLYs

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    1. Hate ColdPlay but the vid is good.

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    2. Anonymous5:55 PM

      Agree but they know how to cater to a large audience.

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  16. Anonymous10:16 PM

    New acronym TTMM ™

    The Toronto Maple Media ™

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  17. Excellent thread Moe - as always. The Stanley Cup playoffs, an awesome parody and a slice of MLP pie...the stage is set. I did my NHL bracket challenge thingy and end up with the Habs Bruins in Round 2. I'm thinking this is Edmonton's last shot and they know it so a Habs Oilers final will put a definitive fuck you to what should be the end of the Buttman era.

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  18. It's gameday bitches!

    Whiskeylung has a great season recap video if you've got 45 minutes to burn.

    https://youtu.be/pZTM6E3E8Dc?si=AvChRsFf9ORAbMk3

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  19. A Montreal Canadiens hockey game is actually on the CBC network?
    How is that even possible?

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    1. Anonymous10:19 AM

      Have they told mclame yet ?

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  20. Watching Real Kyper and Bourne from Friday ... Kyper came right out and said it : "I want a rebuild like Montreal." Can we find someone like Jeff Gorton?
    I love it!
    Kyper must have read Jack Todd's latest article...

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  21. Yeah it's me bitCHEs! Hope all is well

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  22. Good to see the gang - the M, St Pad, steve, UK3X, SIM all here

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    1. Thanks 29 the most veteran of our vets.

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  23. goes without saying moeman you're the best thx for keeping the lights on and burning bright

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  24. Tried to start cooking something but I'm too nervous. I'm having bloody caesars for dinner

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  25. I just shaved my head for the first time for good luck. Kept the beard. Mrs Pad loves it.
    I was once told by a lady at work that i had the best hair of all the guys in the building. But that was probably a dozen years ago...it has since started leaving me slowly but surely.

    So newly bald St Pad says LFG!!!

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  26. Hey 29 glad to see you're still ticking!
    Be sure to eat some celery (or my preference, pepperoni), with those Caesars.

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  27. Cheers, 29 (and all tge usual of us stagglers)! I report from the Plateau Mont-Royal's famous Brasserie Cherrier that spirits are high. Gonna be a heavy series. Can't wait.

    GYBFHG!

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    1. Thx SIM! Nice, Brasserie Cherrier is gonna be LIT, have fun

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  28. Vintage 29 in the playoffs avatar update

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  29. Anonymous5:43 PM

    Vingt-neuf !

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  30. Anonymous5:49 PM

    IRU soy and ginger and also gochujang wings. Great Canadian product.

    https://alimentsduquebec.com/en/certified-products/meats/iru-gochujang-chicken-wings

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  31. Anonymous6:13 PM

    Not much room out there...

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  32. Anonymous6:18 PM

    Horse !

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  33. Anonymous6:26 PM

    How’s bout dem refs

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  34. Anonymous6:27 PM

    You got to be kidding ... that's a slash?
    Fuck you ref

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  35. SN not gonna show us that 'penalty' again of course.

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  36. Sucks I can't find the TB fred and listen to Dave Randorf. I can't stand these two. Maybe I'll settle for TVA.

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  37. So TB guy hits the stick and drives it into TB2 guy's face and Ghoul gets 4 minutes. Makes sense. Hee haw!

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  38. Such fucking bullshit.

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  39. Sure, help the Tampons as much as you can Gary.
    Keep that Cup in Florida.

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  40. Bieksa can fuck right off.
    Another Hab hater.

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  41. This:
    The Refs are a bunch of a-holes especially St Laurent. Fucking Nordiques fan.

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  42. Anonymous7:13 PM

    Horse x2!

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  43. Maths! Les anglos peuvent marquer aussi, tabarnak !

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  44. Ooh, that might be a couple hands high.

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    1. That's my horse measurement reference btw...

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  45. I got no problem with that hit.

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  46. Actually Anderson didn't get much of him. Getting a penalty for trying to hit a guy too hard now?

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  47. Tom Wilson would have got away with that.

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  48. Despite the bullshit short-handed time they've played, probably gonna want more than 5 shots to try to win a hockey game.

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  49. Cash it! Fuck these fuckers.

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  50. Anonymous7:39 PM

    God !

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    1. Anonymous7:40 PM

      Nice shot by Slaf !

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  51. Powerhorse in beast mode, Buttman in full call mode. I think we got this, Slafzilla

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    1. Watching on man TV paid for sportsnet and can we just not delte Craig Simplton.

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    2. Gotta admit I got Bell Fiber and its Golden Streaming.

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  52. I found the game on TNT. It can't be worse coverage.

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    1. Bad news. It's worse. Besides a little buffering, it has white way Pang and he never shuts up.

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  53. Anonymous8:10 PM

    Slaaaaaaf !

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  54. Slafplayoffsky is a beast.
    He is 22.

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  55. Check scottinmontreal.ca on bluesky for pix from Brasserie Cherrier

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  56. Anonymous8:17 PM

    How’s bout dem refs

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  57. Why are these morons chanting USA?

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  58. Anonymous8:42 PM

    Huge opportunity here.

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  59. I can't stand that hagel a-hole.

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  60. One mistake will end this game now.
    I expect the refs will be favouring the dolts.

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  61. Anonymous9:01 PM

    Slaf x3 !

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  62. Anonymous9:01 PM

    EAT SHIT REFS !

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  63. Lost my damned feed before OT🤬

    But woohoo Slaf!!!

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    1. Onhockey.tv never fails. On Kodi the Loop.

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  64. Slafzilla strikes again for a hattie, Simpletion almost cried. Remember your not in trouble until you lose one at home. Go YOu FUCKIGG Hab Go!!

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  65. Slaf³ and a new playoff neast is born.

    GYGDBFHG

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    1. Anonymous9:14 PM

      He was incredible. Stared them down. Taught them a lesson.

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  66. Anonymous9:17 PM

    Huge timeout by MSL.

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  67. What a win, I'm still trying to get calmed down.
    I admit I doubted Slaf early in his career but he has proven me wrong 10X over.
    What a player and like someone mentioned only 22 years old.
    To the dipshit maga fans in Tampa ... shove your USA chant up your ass.
    BTW, 12 of your players and your coach and GM are Canadian. Numbskulls.

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    1. And 2 of the best players on the Habs are American. Maybe they are chanting for Cole and Lane.

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    2. Yeah, that's hilarious.

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  68. Wow, Fast Lane played 29 minutes tonight.
    I wonder if Pronger still doubts he can play like he does?

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    1. Anonymous9:32 PM

      He might end up a leaf exec. 😆

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  69. Anonymous9:31 PM

    Youngest team in the playoffs.

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  70. Anonymous9:33 PM

    cuthurt and simpleton choking on their own puke once again.

    Also, let me remind you that I called out biekscum a while back.

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    1. They and the panel must all be choking on their words tonight.
      I'm hoping they will be choking lots more before these playoffs are over.

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  71. I'm watching Slaf and Nature, I wonder if Phil will bring pizza back in Montreal sometime .. heh heh

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  72. I read at EOTP that BizzJizzNasty was cheering for the dolts on the TNT broadcast.
    More egg on his stupid face.

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  73. Anonymous9:59 PM

    3 gag-non bits

    - he picked the dolts to win tonight
    - he said he voted for cirelli over Nature for the Selke
    - RDS was proud because he asked a question to MSL , ‘en Français’ (séparatiste fuck)

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  74. CHester10:58 PM

    Alright!
    One!
    Suivant!
    The Slavester is a beast and so is The Powerhorse
    Doobie was dialed in The Ax Man was under control and ya!
    Here we come baybee!
    Nobody hurt
    And Van The Man to boot!
    Just fucking more of everything if you please.
    Ya baybee!
    GGH

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