Feb 22, 2020

Don't make bad decisions, make sexy decisions ~ sens then trade deadline

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88 comments:

  1. the Maritimer10:11 AM

    NICE!!

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  2. A very sexy Saturday. TaTAAAAR, CHip, T17, Wheelie, and Kissin must go, no offer refused. On Dish I am all petrie, if we sell we dont make the playoffs next year either. However in 3 years we are stronger.
    We have to get, bigger, stronger, faster and smarter all at the same time. For FPS players who pick Characters you now this one does not exist, only Lemiux knew. TFS to Colorado for Byram BYram, Samuel Girad and a first. With our 7 overall pick we take the big russkie goalie, sign Halak as a free agent at $10 million a year.

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  3. Breaking news, Alzner is going to lead us to the playoffs, finaly he will earn his money, or is it just another dog in the window?

    John Wicks mustang can be in your driveway, beauty! As much as I like the Steve McQueen, in this case the future is better.

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    1. the Maritimer2:55 PM

      Wow! Big price tag for that replica 'Stang. You could probably get the original thing for much less. Besides, who needs 1,000 horses under the hood? 500 is plenty believe me.

      Good for Alzner, might as well let him finish the season in the bigs, the season is toast anyway.

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  4. Speaking of Stangs... Just saw an ad over here for a new electric Mustang. 46 grand!

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  5. So Alzzzzzner is back... But TFS is still in the nets... Plan the fucking parade I guess... As always... Just. Fucking. Win! GYFHG!

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  6. the Maritimer5:17 PM

    Any win now is for pride only. I'd really like them to cut way back on Price's starts. He doesn't need to play 65 games. I blame the fucking moron behind the bunch.

    I've seen the electric Stang, no thanks. And it looks like a 4 door, that is sacrilegious.

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  7. 1.)
    played 1 game for on february 15th for the dallas stars. hahhahahhahah!! omg. i cant i found that cookie. i cant believe u guys did that! hahahhahaha

    2.)
    oh... and i hope hot karl scores tonight.

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    oh oh.. and the season is not over yet! win this and only 16 more until they allowed to lose their next!

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  8. What would The President
    say about Sweden?

    Back in the Seventies
    I lost a hot broad
    to some guy in
    a Subaura
    and I had
    a Mercedes

    He really meant SAAB

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  9. the Maritimer7:08 PM

    Hockey Central? More like fucking leaf central. mclame and his leafool yapping hyenas talk from the end of the intro to 6:48. The Habs/Ottawa get about 1:30 then off to a commercial and when we come back a lovely piece on Kapanen. Can those assholes be any more biased? You bet they can!

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    1. Fucking vile pieces of shit.

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    2. They are incentivizing Canadians to learn l'autre langue official. RDS is Canadiens heavy, but they do have some morons themselves. --SiM

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  10. the Maritimer7:35 PM

    I would say the Sens fans are vastly outnumbered by Habs fans tonight in Kanata. I wonder if moe is at the game?

    2-0 Mad Max with both.

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    1. Nope. Won’t give my $ to them.

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    2. the Maritimer8:11 PM

      I hear ya! I'm done giving any NHL team my money. Seen lots and lots of games, not a big deal any more to me. Geoff Molson tolerates mediocrity and incompetency, fine, I won't contribute to it.

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    3. I turned down free tickets twice this season (not Habs games).

      Almost an hour drive just one way, $12 parking + refreshments.

      I can buy some nice rum.

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  11. Twitter just gave me a 12 hour ban for saying fried man’s jowels are full of leaf jizz.

    Only followers can see my lame tweets.

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  12. So... WTF is going on in the 2nd period? All Habs but sloppy as fuck. They will regret the 3 goals they haven't scored

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  13. Baby! TFS handles that piece of shit tchachuk.

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    1. the Maritimer8:28 PM

      Yeah!!

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    2. the Maritimer8:35 PM

      Are you watching on pukenet also? With the mute button on?

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  14. OK... So someone is gonna kick shit outta Tachuk in the 3rd... Fucking POS

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  15. the Maritimer8:53 PM

    Should be an interesting 3rd period.

    I'll be looking for leaf jizz leaking out of fried man's jowels now.... hee hee hee...

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  16. the Maritimer9:04 PM

    Saturday Headlines..... leaf leaf leaf leaf leaf leaf leaf leaf leaf leaf leaf............. Petry, Avs, NJ, Thornton........ what was that dribbling down fried man's chin?? Fuck off Tara. You too hrudey.

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    1. Surprised hahahrudey didn’t suit up.

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  17. 6-3 Canes.

    I’m pissing myself.

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    1. the Maritimer9:49 PM

      Ha ha ha!!!!! The mighty fucking leaf beaten by a beer league goalie!! I love it!! Hockey Night leafools so embarrassed!!!!

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  18. the Maritimer9:55 PM

    Anybody else remember when Christine Nepotism Simpson declared back in October (leaf always win in October) "this may be the greatest leaf team ever assembled." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I don't think they will even make the playoffs!

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    1. the Maritimer9:56 PM

      Beaten by a zamboni driver!! It's fucking hilarious!

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  19. the Maritimer10:00 PM

    The Panel: Quick! Let's go to Vancouver!!!

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  20. Congrats on the 48th shutout TFS !

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    1. the Maritimer10:14 PM

      Yes indeed, 10 behind Jake the Snake. Should be doable, 2 seasons or so.

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  21. the Maritimer10:32 PM

    OK, this is Houston Astro-level blatant fucking cheating. I got this off PPP:

    Clifford on Mrazek. Initially called goalie interference. Then a five minute goalie interference MAJOR. Then the Situation Room in Toronto (funny how they called it the situation room instead of just Toronto) called down and told the referees to reverse their call using an official review. The penalty ended up being just two minutes for charging.

    Wow. Just fucking wow.

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  22. Fucking amazing! All this time the leaf have been searching for a backup and all along they had a better starter driving their zamboni. This, along with a TFS shutout makes for a very fine evening.

    Btw moe, all out for sexy Saturday, very nice.

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  23. There is a panic in leaf jizz park.

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  24. TFS when asked if he heard what happened in Toronto: "I heard the zamboni driver's going to win the Vezina."

    This guy's humour is dry as fuck, if we didn't live in vastly different worlds he seems like the kind of guy I would love to have a few brews with while beating a ball around a golf course or just sit in the back yard shootin the breeze.

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  25. I have said this before but today has a new ring to it. Waking up on a Sunday morning to a Habs pitching a shuttie and the leaf losing TO A ZAMBONI DRIVER is just the best feeling ever!

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  26. the Maritimer9:52 AM

    It's been a great Sunday morning reading (and laughing) about the wretched, putrid, pathetic leaf and their fans.

    I noted above how mclame and his blue jizz swallowing panel spent an extraordinary amount of time last night on the pre-game show discussing their pathetic team and gave 45 seconds to Montreal and Ottawa and totally ignored the Jets and Canucks who both played yesterday as well. The totally embarrassing performance of said pathetic team served them right.

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  27. the Maritimer10:00 AM

    So, I just took a peek at the tsn web page and of course in a desperate move of deflection they are trying to spin the whole story around the Zamboni driver and his amazing accomplishment. Of course there is no mention of Sheldon Keefe saying Carolina would have won WITHOUT a goalie the way their leaf played. And at the top of the "top headlines", a leaf minor league trade. It's just so delicious when the tsn/snet/hnit world crashes and burns around them.

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    1. I think some of the top talent promulgated an opinion that with the Zamboni Driver Toronto would score 14 goals. I think it might be the same one that had no problem with the non call on a slash that broke as stick.

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  28. The leaf has denied Disney the rights to last night's incredible story.

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  29. the Maritimer12:54 PM

    Through all the years of leafy incidents, last night has to be the leafiest of all time. I keep harkening back to Ms. Simpson's statement from last October that this may be or was the greatest leaf team ever assembled. I thought that was rather insulting to some of the leaf teams that actually won something over 50 years ago. Which also got me thinking about all the hero worship over the decades by leafools who bowed down before many failures, to wit:

    Auston Matthews
    Phil Kessel
    Mats Sundin
    Doug Gilmour
    Wendy Clark
    Darryl Sittler

    Who was the last great leaf to lead his team to glory? A 5'-9" center from Noranda, Quebec, Mr. Dave Keon, who's team won with two goalies older than the Zamboni driver last night, Johnny Bower and Terry Sawchuk.

    tsn/rogers/hnit deserve every bit of bad karma that comes their way and then some. Their unrelenting bias and dismissing of the other 6 Canadian teams will haunt them fucking forever. I hope.

    Fuck the SFU and the COTU.

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    1. RIGHTEOUS !

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    2. Outstanding The M!

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    3. An argument that not even Trump could dispute, well said M

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  30. Huzzahs all around. My my my what a night. I also note Tie Domi's son has eclipsed his dad in career points. Well done, Max! --SiM

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  31. I want reality to permate for the next 24 hours. We need to sell sell sell, everything must go except Nature.

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  32. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nvzEqsZIGo

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    1. I was thinking of that one too! --SiM

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  33. top 9: druid, domini, kid-g, tuna, dano, lekho, t17, suzuki, army, lb
    low 6: bbq, dish, meat, chariot, folin, kulak
    tfs 1: him
    - - - - - -
    = untouchables!

    stay the course. in or out, NO major changes!

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    1. the Maritimer6:02 PM

      Agree with the forwards. Gotta fit Kid KoHo in there as well.

      Agree with the first 4 defence.

      Agree with the goalie.

      Fleury should be ready next season plus find a decent UFA LHD.

      Find a legit backup goalie.

      Get rid of clod. Has no one noticed how good Boston got after Don Sweeney turfed him?

      I don't believe bbb will do anything major tomorrow but, having said that, "Expect the unexpected."

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    2. T17 just joined the Russian front in Washington. Good old BBB takes some LA trash and turns it into a 3rd pick. A good days work.

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    3. We'll miss you, KovalCHuk- thanks for bridging some injuries and showing our boys a winning attitude. Now LB, Domini, GI Finn, Druid, time to take back the scoring swagger and show us all what you learned. --SiM

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  34. the Maritimer9:46 PM

    Hopefully Montreal can take some of the multitude of picks they have for 2020 and get a present day proven NHL player.

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  35. Good luck to Kovy...until the Habs take you out in the ECF.

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  36. the Maritimer10:13 PM

    One last thing then I'm off to dreamland. On Twitter, Dave Hodge says the NHL had a chance to be embarrassed by having a Zamboni driver play goal in a league game. Nice try at deflecting leafool, but let's be fucking clear. The ONLY people who should be embarrassed are the leaf organization and especially 4 highly paid players. Fuck you SFU.

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  37. So Kovy 2.0 goes to Washington for a 3rd. I suppose if they has traded him a week or so ago it could have been a 2nd but whaddyagonnado. Once a Hab, Always a Hab. Merci Kovi - We hardly knew ya! Thing is - Habs got lots of picks and lots of "talent" in the A. Some of it has to start coming to life - like Suzuki - but more! In the meantime, they do need to get someone to take Kovy's place. It ain't Poehling this season - maybe next - but it isn't his time. The dreamer in me says they can win another 15-16 games and make a contest out of it - but not without anyone to score things like 3 on 3 goals in OT, one timers on the PP...stuff like that. Make Jake Evans can help - but Clod probably won't give him the chance as he rides out the rest of the season with Weal and Cousins.

    Not gonna hold my breathe today either...

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  38. I imagine we'll see a contender looking to boost their PP for the playoffs will open the coffers and give MB a King's ransom for Cousins and Weal today.

    In reality I think we see
    Uncle N8 for a 4th
    Cousins (maybe) for a 5th
    minor league swaps

    MAYBE a western Canadian team trying to keep up with the Jones' gives a 1st and good prospect for Tuna. Maybe.

    I wonder (but not really) if all the SFU morons are talking over each other to be heard. The one time I actually watched this, that is what it seems to be about...which idiot who actually has no more inside information than you or I, can talk the loudest and the most.

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    1. the Maritimer8:43 AM

      Clod will be heartbroken if bbb trades his PP pets and Uncle Nate, he loves his 5th liners.

      The only western Canadian team that would be interested in Sauce would be Edmonton, I've seen various trade scenarios, if Ken Holland wanted to give up Broberg, Puuljarvi and a 1st (which he won't) I'd say adios Tuna. Otherwise I'm keeping him.

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  39. Thanks Kovy 2.0 !

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    1. the Maritimer8:45 AM

      I hope he comes back next season.

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    2. Me too. I think. If MB can somehow attract a bigger FA then maybe no room for Kovy. How's that for a laugh!

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  40. A 5th for N8, instead of a 4th. No more shimmies in the room.

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    1. And a checkmark on the minor league deal.

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    2. A 4th for Cousins, I just got those picks mixed up. Bergy is predictable on this day.

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  41. Thanks Uncle N8 !

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  42. TSN Parody site caught this one, noting "This is NOT photoshopped."

    11:01 - Marleau heads to Pittsburgh

    Toronto Maple Leafs legend Patrick Marleau is on the move.

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    1. Heh.

      Didn't marlo say he grew up a leaf fan and all of a sudden he's a Pens fan. I hope the Pens don't win.

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    2. to be clear that is from the official TSN trade blog. Fucking homer asshats.

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    3. the Maritimer4:02 PM

      That's what you get when you let fanboys run your website.

      Zamboni.

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  43. the Maritimer4:05 PM

    Looks like no big moves. bbbergy stands pat and hopes his team will make the playoffs next year. They will no doubt fail again and he will be gone.

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  44. the Maritimer4:15 PM

    Kissin Cousins to Vegas for a 4th rounder. Montreal and Ottawa are going to be picking all fucking day this June.

    Man, this Vegas thing has me wanting Gallant back. The Habs were so good when he was blocking Arrogant Fuckface.

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    1. the Maritimer4:20 PM

      4th rounder 2021...

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    2. BBB is good at the little details and picking up bottom six talent. What he sucks at is a vison of how to win a Stanley Cup, his vision is participate.

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  45. Don't let today's activity distract you from the fact the leafs lost to their zamboni driver on Saturday night.

    #NeverForget

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  46. the Maritimer4:29 PM

    Expect the.... never mind.

    So, more of the same from the dumpster diver, nothing to see here.

    He does love collecting his draft picks.

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  47. the Maritimer6:55 PM

    Just to change the subject...

    Auston Matthews: $11.6M
    John Tavares: $11M
    Mitchell Marner: $10.8M
    William Nylander: $6.9M

    Total: $40.3M

    David Ayres aka the Zamboni driver:

    $500.00 plus a hat passed around the room, a nice bottle of wine from Coach and a signed goalie stick from James Reimer.

    A special Thank You from Habs fans every where.

    leafool: Habs suck
    Hab fan: Ayres

    leafool: Your captain is old and slow
    Hab fan: Ayres

    leafool: bergy is an idiot and you smell
    Hab fan: Ayres

    #LeafsForever

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  48. A little to much conversation and a little less action. I aint getting no satisfaction.

    T17, Kissin and Nate have left the house. I like it. TaTaaar you cant draft and develop that in 5 years.
    Dish, you cant find that with both hands. We are going to get laid in 3 years, or we find new hookers/

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  49. In my entertainment universe the Zamboni beating the leaf is going make this season palatable. That is pulling others down into the hole I am in, and Bob Dylan said thats a sin.

    My video rotation has been on suck for weeks. Last night a flood of new activity, TWD, if you dont watch it for the story watch it for the naked lead, Outlander. Better Call Saul, Homeland. To may riches to consume at one time, this will keep me going for at least 3 days.

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  50. While I am ranting. Justin Bieber just had his 7th number one something. I allege he makes Nickleback look like Led Zepplin. Make me puke punk, get off my lawn, get off my screen, go away and I hope some less annoying little punk shows up to make me feel old and bitter.

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    1. I have a theory that even Bieber doesn't like his own music, but whaddaya gonna do as a 20 something when the biz is throwing cash, drugs and women at you.

      I'm waiting a few more years for him to mature then will pitch my idea of a tv show where he is enlisted to help folks in need in one way or another. The show will be called Leave it to Bieber.

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  51. satin paddy: holy crap! u nailed it! total prediction job on bbb. very impressive.

    if only u were able to predict the route to the adams division for bbbb
    (that extra b is for blind)

    is it just me or can i be mad kovy 2.0 only got a 3rd?! for reference, i see marleau only got a 3rd also, but SJ didnt have to eat salary like bbbb did!

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    1. Kovy got 34 points with LA last year. Did practically nothing with them this year. Short of the 12 game honeymoon period with the Habs, he's really done nothing so I actually think a 3rd is a great return for a guy that cost nothing. And we'll see how he does down the stretch where he's a little deeper in the ranks and the playoffs before any decision on next year should be considered...as much as I loved having the guy in a Habs sweater.

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  52. https://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.com/2020/02/laissez-la-saison-rouler-van.html

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