Feb 19, 2021

G16 ~ KidA is in the hall ~ leaf

 

 
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Here's your sfucking trophy Narcos
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These sfucking clowns not smiling is icing on the cake
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Gallaghers are my very favourite breed
They're cute and cuddly, easy guy to feed
They will bring you up whenever you are down
Gallaghers average 180 pounds

When I walk around this Gallagher town
The only thing that makes me down
Is when 29 doesn’t show up on this blog

Gallaghers are my very favourite breed
Cute, cuddly not an easy guy to make bleed
Gallaghers were there in the Habs century
Had a torCH ceremony to prevent misery

Gallaghers are good in the goal crease
Studies show he will prolong Dano and Tuna’s lives
No one wants KidA to die
Like these SFU guys died
Die die die leaf
Die die die leaf
HNIC worms eating your eyes

> Bass solo by 29 <

You know those mornings that mclame can't get out of bed
And hahahrudey calls in sick if he had a real job?
You know those evenings when you just wanna watCH TV,
eat porn CHips and masturbate?
Sure you do
Well when those days happen
What you should do is start thinking about my FHFriends
Moey’s little fun(ny) waterproof pals
You know who I'm talking about.....

Les Gallaghers sont mes types favoris
Jolis, charment, pas de problème à maintenir
Ils donnent de la joie
Quand les leaf sont 'blue'
Les Gallaghers sont a peu près cent quatre vingt livres

Give Gallaghers a CHance
Do the Gallagher dance
OK, why not
But if you want your love to show and you want your love to grow
Then go Gally, go Gally, go Gallaghers !!!!!
Then go, go, go FHFers !!!!!
Then GO YOU FUCKING HABS GO !!!!!
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92 comments:

  1. Fuck da leaf, fuck da Narco. He has been doing Krammer stuff against Children. I hope the Habs brain trust has been plotting to set him up for a shot to his glass shoulers and we will have broken the best shot ever seen in all time with any weaponeers from a cross bow to a rail gun.

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  2. Great parody (bilingue, en plus!) but I can't place the song it's based on? --SiM

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    1. The KITH ‘Terriers’. Video just above the parody to follow along.

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    2. Gotta check out Paul Myers' biography on KITH. I bought it for my son last Xmas. --SiM

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  3. the Maritimer10:09 PM

    Oh, just an excellent thread, lots of sfu bashing. Fuck da leaf and narcos and his ugly porn 'stache. I actually don't mind Kevin Bieksa he constantly trashes fat boy fried-man and Cassie is neutral. Let's hope the hockey gods favour the good guys tomorrow night and let's enjoy the next two months of Habs games. Nearly every other day I believe. GYFHG!!

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  4. I'm squishing your head!

    NOAR as usual Moe.

    Just fucking win...then listen to the "Habs had a week's rest" SFexcUses.

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  5. NOAR... Fuckdaleaf and someone tell. Me they are not wearing that blue kit again

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    1. Yep, Habs in blue

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    2. Oh bloody hell. Hockey gods have not been amused with the NY Rangers farm-team look thus far. I dread a lopsided loss is in the offing. Nevertheless GYFHG --SiM

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  6. I think the Laffs should be playing outdoors today at Lake Tahoe. It would give them an unfair advantage seeing as the rink is on the 18th fairway

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  7. I have done a bit of a walk abo7ut, no absolute, no walk in the Snow looking for a third majority. No sir, I was just trying to be a friend to world with a smile on my face and a bike exactly in the right place that made the snow coverd path look look like something red bull could only dream of. For sure I should I bailed but I kept it upright and moved the weight back and stroked when I should have got smoked and never fell, and now feel like like KidA and expecting victory.
    You ever watch a show and then think you are Jerry? I do it all the time, thats why I only watch dystopia and no comedy.

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  8. the Maritimer6:33 PM

    Oh well, have to listen to the sick fucks tonight.

    Ha first thing they do is blow narcos, so predictable.

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  9. the Maritimer6:34 PM

    Mute...

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  10. the Maritimer6:37 PM

    OH NO! THE FUCKING BLUE JERSEYS.

    That's it we're screwed.

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  11. I get a sense that Underpants is embarrassed by all the mental fellatio he receives from that bunch.

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    1. He doesn’t understand their desperation.

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  12. - early biased content
    - 67 interspersed images of Narcos
    - mclame goes straight to mentioning Narcos
    - at least they mention the Zamboni goalie
    - right back to Narcos
    - hahahrudey talks directly to Narcos
    - Bieksa then questions him, sounds a bit light
    - mclame then asks how he holds his stick
    - this is fucking moronic, an entire panel propped up to suck Narcos
    - Dour and sullen fried man yips about the Habs for 30 seconds
    - Back to their leaf
    - fried man mentions the Habs dep, in regards to Tuna
    - Stewart said something
    - game in Montreal, pregame camera on leaf
    - CJv2 talks prep about the schedule
    - hahahrudey talks up Habs first line
    - Bieksa is smarter than the entire panel
    - Muzzin is a clown
    - Congrats to the kid who grew up a Habs fan
    - Zamboni goalie story coming up

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    1. the Maritimer6:50 PM

      Great recap, I didn't listen to one word of the Narcos thing. I did listen to jabba didn't hear anything important. Bieksa is smarter than all the stupid leafools. On to the Oil/Flames...

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    1. Spaghetti squash (which I grew myself) with spaghetti sauce (which I made today).

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    2. Love it.

      Also makes great soup.

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  14. Roses are red
    Habs in blue
    mclame is a prick
    Fuck you sfu

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    1. I'll follow up with a haiku to honour Nature's heritage.

      The Habs are in blue
      Narco gets sucked off a lot
      By the SFU

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    2. Great one Moe.

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  15. mclame started on hnic in 86 and has the unmitigated moronic gall to ask Narcos how he holds his stick. Fucking lame fanboy.

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  16. tsn showed a graphic that pornstache has gone 7 games w/o getting a point. the top guy is ed olczyc at ~13 or something? ahhahhahahahha... be awesome if that streak could be extended, but somehow i think by announcing it, blah... he gets something tn

    cbc also just showed a great trip down memory lane with the zamboni driver doing his best m. liut impression 1 yr ago vs the laffs. ahhahhahahaa... superb!

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    1. Disney is making a movie. Should be titled The Net Guru.

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    2. I don't understand the pornstache bit? He's on a 15 game point streak or something stupid like that.

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    3. Vs. the Habs.

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    4. i dont know myself either. i saw it flash up on screen, but like u said, i think hes been on a tear right now so what StP said makes more sense. ed olczyc is their franCHise leader point scoring streak?

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  17. Who was that leafool?

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  18. Game in Montreal so makes sense to have a leaf fan do the opening. They have no fucking shame.

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  19. BTW Nova Scotia is the first jurisdiction in North America to make organ donation an opt-out system. So you're automatically a donor unless you say otherwise.

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  20. Noticed your movie comment above Moe...makes me wonder what ever happened to the John Scott biopic?

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  21. Not gonna watch tonight. Just fucking win!

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    1. Hope you wake up to good news.

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  22. Pre-game Zep at the Bell Centre.

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  23. I am still on fuckinmg preview, no its 7:12 I should be on live., fuck the man, fuck da leaf and fuck the velvet glove stoking both endlessly.

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  24. the Maritimer7:14 PM

    Can't they show anybody besides that fucker narcos? Sick of his ugly puss.

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  25. steve: art ross, heart, selke, jack adams and veznia... hahhahahaha.... omg that was good.

    steve: doughnut crisis ahhahhahhahah! omg... the only thing funnier than that line before.

    been too long bro. welcome back el steve.

    and yeah.... wearing those blue unis vs teh leaves? ugggh....
    anybody else find it kinda odd in NA, cities dont have an identifiable colour?

    in certain european cities, a cross sport monolith owns sister clubs in other sports. those sister clubs use a variant of the same colours of the dominant parent club
    ex: munich, barcelona (thats all i can think of btw)

    i know its not the same but how come, MTL cant use red for all their teams, and give blue to pigtown? CLE can go brown for all their teiams...

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  26. been meaning to ask for a loooong time now. what happened to these guys?
    belieze
    weal
    poehling
    snowman
    frolik
    juulsen
    verbeek
    ylonnen
    brook
    big mac
    cayden
    charlie

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    1. the Maritimer7:58 PM

      Belzile, Weal, Poehling, Verbeek, Ylonen, Brook and Primeau are all in Laval I believe. Frolik and Lindgren are Taxi guys. Big Mac gone to another team, Juulsen claimed by Florida. I don't know who snowman is.

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    2. Snowman = Fleury? Laval too I think.

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    3. are any of those guys ever gonna graduate up (been deemed worthy)?

      i shudder/fear them going the way of ghetto, CHud, thomas, peca, DLR, tin-tin, scherbak, (Y), carr, weber, diazzlin...

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  27. Got to bury those chances.

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    1. yeah, even if thats not exactly how it was drawn up...

      fwiw... letting those chances go away harmlessly is what kills you softly in the playoffs

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  28. g-dig-it! does it bother anybody besides me that this team has NEVER been able to consistently set-up and establish a somewhat threatening PP?

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    1. First 3 or 4 games of the season it seemed they had it figures out...then...

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    2. so bang-bang! is that how a good pp looks like?

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  29. Hope Dish isn't broken. Didn't look great how he left the game.

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  30. the Maritimer8:09 PM

    Asshole

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  31. the Maritimer8:10 PM

    Asshole

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  32. All from a terrible penalty call on Meat.

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  33. What a.wrist shot from KK!

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  34. bang-bang begets BAM-BAM! take that you filthy animals!

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  35. the Maritimer8:17 PM

    Good to see those two get off the schneid

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  36. I wasn't gonna mention it but I preplayed this game and won 7-4...might happen now at this pace

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  37. TFS looking like TFmerde
    ... all year so far

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    1. He could have maybe stopped that last one, but it was a 2 on 1... No chance on the first two.

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  38. the Maritimer8:26 PM

    I had to mute the tv I can't listen to braindead simpleton anymore.

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  39. the Maritimer8:35 PM

    Poor Meat, I think that leaf was already going down there...

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  40. That one is on Price.

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  41. the Maritimer8:37 PM

    Yeah, ok Carey take a seat buddy

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  42. the Maritimer8:41 PM

    War room? We're doomed

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    1. They wouldn't have it any other way. Pathetic. --SiM

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  44. Might have to watch the Scotties instead. Don't think this is going to end well.

    #BurnTheBlue

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    1. the Maritimer9:04 PM

      Yeah, unless Montreal does something early to get back in it I might bail as well. Be nice if Suzuki would do something. Drouin too. Anderson is pretty much on his own out there.

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  45. the Maritimer9:19 PM

    I don't think I can watch this Toronto biased shit anymore.

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  46. She's over.

    As you guys mentioned, too many missed opportunities early on.

    And 1 shitty penalty call.

    And 1 war room.

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  47. Only players showing up were KK, Andy and LB.

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    1. Druid tried early on.

      I think Meat will be back in the freezer.

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    2. CHariot has been flat lately. Tuna played hard. Leko too. --SiM

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  48. Narco is playing OV better than OV in this disaster movie for the Habs. Directed by the stinking Ref waroom.

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  49. If Trump is re elected in 2024 he has promised to replace the Supreme Court with the much more reliable Toronto War room. The call on the ice stands!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  50. the Maritimer10:43 AM

    Amazing how the asshole room can look at the same replay twice and make two different decisions. Call a goal then no goal.

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  51. https://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.com/2021/02/g17-your-move-habs-vs-sens.html

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  52. the Maritimer10:55 AM

    So, those fugly retro jerseys, now an 0-3 record. I believe they are scheduled for 3 more appearances so 3 more losses.

    As for the wretched leaf, I will concede they are currently better only because they have a hot scorer but when the playoffs arrive they will be exposed as a one line team with a mediocre D and average goalie. There will be no Cup parade in Canada in 2021.

    As for the Habs, they still have a ways to go. Their centers have to gain experience, Weber and Wagon have to go to the second pairing, Meat to the freezer (kudos above) and the coaching staff needs a serious upgrade. Hopefully Cole Caufield can bring his scoring ability to the NHL, the Habs sorely need it.

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