Apr 10, 2021

Jab the Jets !

 

 
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60 comments:

  1. Looks like Otto Leskinen is in.

    Needs a nickname...

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  2. It's going up to 25 C today in Montreal, last evenjng of 9:30 p.m. curfew (going to 8:00 p.m. tomorrow). So not manh will worry about the hockey game, but GYFHG and JFW nonetheless.

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    1. Early summer weather is the best.

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  3. the Maritimer12:41 PM

    Maybe not get scored on in the first 30 seconds tonight? That might help.

    Regarding Saint Paddy's comment previous thread about CC44's debut being ignored by the 'national' sports networks, that's to be expected. They will not cover anything to take away from their leaf. Apparently some leaf plug named Nick Robertson is better, according to braindead leafools anyway.

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  4. Got the Moderna vaccine today.

    Well organized process.

    Very pretty and quite talkative nurse made it an even more wonderful day.

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  5. I am going to get the elite Pizer vac in a week, at a public clinic in an undisclosed location. I dont know it it politics or science but I see the Astra Zeneca as the Trebut vac in a world of LADA.

    We need to win, and I will tell you why. The more points we get the higher we rise in the standings. Why is that important, I will tell you now. We do not want to play the Leaf in the first round, because they can beat us. In the second round it will be like the second Battle Braveheart, William Wallace fought, but without the turncoat knights, it will be a slaughter of historic proportions, broken limbs, feet and hands and so many chiclets on the ice they do not have a box on hand to contain them all.

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  6. This is based upon a true story. I was driving down one of those 4 lane scenic boulevards with the a medium and strip malls as far as the eye could see in any direction. I was cruising in my late model Elantra with the multidimensional stereo close to the breaking point that could be met by a Bluetooth connection. I am pretty sure the car would only have version 4 at best.

    Behind me a vehile wil sexy lights led light in sunshine daylight that looked like lasers clearing the lane in front comes a red SUV. I idendify it quickly by the speed and style as an Alfa Romeo Stevio. It passes me to fast to identify the brand on the rear hatch. 10 seconds later we stop side by side at a light. Its not a Stevio, which BTW is my favorite name for a motor vehicle or any forum of transport. Its a E Mustang running free. It look way better live than on screen.

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  7. I envy Prince Phillip, to be the royal stud is a dream job. I can not speak ill of the dead, so I say Fuck the Queen, resign today and take the parasitic brood with you.

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  8. Come on Cinderella we can put it all together with one headlight. That is the Whiskey talking saying I should play one more game in the AHL to prove it was not a fluke, and then KOHO should go back to the center of the ice, while I like a mini squid, dont call me a shrimp, snipe like Lee Harvey Oswald alledgedly did. The differance is my snipes are not on 8MM.

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  9. OTTO call him 649 Lesikin is a 24 year old Finn who meats the perfect definition of a Finnish Smurf.

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  10. I am totally serious about this. The Bi Planes have a number two D man named Tucker Poolman,
    and a number 3 called Neal Pionk. Picono and Poolboy in the top four.

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  11. Chicken Caesar salad.
    Chardonnay.
    Chocolate chip cookie.

    That’s a lot of Ch.

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  12. Greco pizza...also CHocolate CHip cookies!

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  13. Good day for Canadian Corey Connors at the Masters with a-hole in one. Maybe it means another good night for our Cory, Perry Eh!

    JFW.

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    1. "a hole...not a-hole" a-holes are the leaf blowers I'm watching on the pregame show. How are they not embarrassed by their actions?

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  14. - friedman looks like a fucking drunk
    - friedman says trades are hard to follow, its his fucking job
    - mclame forces panel to discuss galchenyuk
    - they have a huge amount of galchenyuk hilites, weird
    - Bieksa talks about a leaf, part of building up narcos
    - narcos has supposedly invented turning his back
    - mclame talks about ass
    - mclame tells hahahrudey to talk about the leaf goalie
    - 7 minutes in, all leaf
    - I’m not a violent person but I want to punch mclame in the face
    - now talking to the leaf coach, the Sens don’t exist
    - mclame mentions the leaf and hockey fights cancer (30 other teams)
    - andrew stewart sounds dumb
    - 10 minutes, all leaf
    - friedman is right behind mclame when I wind up
    - amber leads friedman to talk leaf trade, who had previously said trades are hard to follow, unless its the leaf

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    1. 3 North games, 6 Canadian teams, only 1 exists in their tiny minds.

      Habs, please wake the fuck up, win enough games to finish 4th and knock those fuckers out like always, in the first round. Queue Metallica's Nothing Else Matters.

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  15. - tara slone (I don’t like her) has an ex-leaf hack cujo as her go to (did he play for any other teams?) to discuss Hellybuck
    - slone was auto-corrected to slime
    - 24 minutes before the Habs are mentioned, so talk about the Jets goalie
    - more Jets talk, stewart sounds dumb
    - amber now laughing about the Habs before handing it off to hahahrudey to slag some more
    - amber says it’s fun to laugh at Corey Perry to set up Bieksa who doesn’t buy it
    - amber takes a shot at Dano and Druid as they go to break
    - sense a thread ?

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  16. Does it get sicker than tying a rappers death to the leaf ?

    Rest In Peace DMX.

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  17. hahahrudey quoted one of the biggest pieces of shit mirtle.

    HAHAHA !

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  18. stewart, who is dumb, when asked about the Sens, says the leaf need to up their PP. he was asked a question about the Sens.

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  19. friedman looks even more drunk, drunker ?

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  20. Uh oh. Retro blue night.

    And bravo to those kids!

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  21. C’ést is Bon. We made it through the 1st minute without conceding a goal

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  22. No goals so far... That's good. Fucking blue bullshit shirts that's bad. Habs have not got a fucking player who can clear the puck out of their own zone. That's really bad. Alain is playing really well so far... That's good too. Sorry but the fucking golden child of la Belle Province is back to being fucking useless again. That's not good. BBB has a fucking purple bow tie on... He is not rocking it tonight at all. Who knew there was another St adolphe... And in Manjtoba FFS!

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  23. Did MB trade Drouin to the Jets in the first intermission? He made a couple of beauty tape to tapes to them on that last shift.

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    1. Petry, hold my beer.

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    2. Yeah he did it way better...😭

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  24. Jesus Petry why would you dish that puck to the center of the ice with your goalie sprawled 15' out of his net?!

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  25. I guess the Burrow PP magic has worn off. Christ they look bad.

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    1. Every time BBQ gets going, he makes z 50-ft. drop pass to no one to artfully kill all momentum.

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  26. Weak ass pussy call by the ref on druid... Evening things up again...

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  27. Gotta say... Habs look weak tonight. Nothing to their game. No possession... Sof... Really fucking sof..

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  28. Apologies for my BBB critique earlier... No idea it was for cancer. My bad... Fuck cancer

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  29. Horseshit war room call.

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  30. Staal broughg some stink from Buffalo? Listless except for KidKoho and Sevans line.

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  31. That's me done too guys. There are Jo goals in any of the Habs sticks tonight. Just a load of shit. Night all.

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  32. the Maritimer9:07 PM

    Hey guys! I'm glad you picked up on the leaf blowing tonight, it just added to that big pile of shit Jeff Golblum was looking at two threads ago!

    Not much to say about this game tonight, the Jets are a much better coached and talented team. I am confident they will be able to dispatch the wretched leaf in the 2nd round with superior goaltending.

    As for our Habs, all I can say is: It's. Not. Their. Time. Yet.

    If bergy was smart he would recognize that fact and sell off a few pieces on Monday. Drouin, Leko and Weber come to mind.

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  33. the Maritimer9:28 PM

    Oh man. Nobody would want Weber anymore.

    Work that phone bergy.

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  34. the Maritimer9:41 PM

    Wow, that was just bad. As Jed Clampett would say: "Pitiful. Just pitiful."

    UK3X was right, they are a soft, soft team to play against. They might not make the playoffs.

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  35. the Maritimer9:43 PM

    Ottawa managed to score 5 on the mighty leaf and Jack Vezina. The Habs put up a big fat 0.

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  36. the Maritimer9:50 PM

    The home record is atrocious. Why?

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    1. When they get home to their wives, they are stuck there because of curfew. On their days off, they can't visit each other's houses or relatives or go anywhere but shopping. I feel like the road liberates them from sucky Montreal. It sucks to have so much limitations in place, and yet we still can't get out from the virus. It's a drag on everyone, and these guys are the only team living in such a restrictive city. Either that or they're tired of hearing BBQ's shit, while failing to execute on the ice himself? I wish I knew.

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    2. so SIM is saying its a stripper shortage

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  37. the Maritimer10:01 PM

    Pretty much says it all. "You are what your record says you are" one of the truest quotes ever.

    7-11-7 in their last 25 games. 7 wins in 25 games.

    OK, I'm done for tonight. The Masters all day tomorrow.

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  38. CHariot's ansence left a big hole, Lep an even bigger one. DuCHarme is not a great coach either.

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  39. There are times I hate being right. 🥺Flush this away and move on. JFW.

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  40. Also... Someone tell me that is the last we see of those fucking blue jerseys.. 😡😡😡

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  41. Just make the playoffs then anything can happen. For Sure WTF is going to be up for the playoffs. Druid cant stay in a slump for two years. Chariots of Eggs will be back breaking heads. TFS will be tuned like a stratavarious. Lip will be back, be happy.

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  42. https://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.com/2021/04/trade-deadline-dgmb-is-master-of-his.html

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