I did not know Tara Sloan was a Habs fan. She does hide it well trying to be somewhat impartial but I'm sure she is following the Rogers mandate of promoting all things leaf, she has no choice if she wants to keep her job. It's a different story for all those other fucking hacks except for ReBieska who stated way back in January that the Habs were built for the playoffs and the putrid leaf were built for the regular season. I remember he took some flak for that from some members of the SFU but was ultimately proven correct. mclame = dork, hahahrudey = bitter loser, cASSie = sheep, amber = leafool, fridgeman = purple suit moron, stewart = DAR, ReBieksa = Rebel who goes against the leaf flow.
i cant find it either, but i remember that cbc graphic and thought it was interesting. i wrote it down on a piece of paper i threw away already.
the stat was the last 5/6 teams who had more than 5/6 days between rounds, all lost their next series.
fwiw... the boys are approaching a record of consecutive minutes played w/o trailing. fwiw... the boys have now won 7 in a row. something no team has done since some team in 1993 did... fwiw... TFS has gone 4-0 this yr in elimination games upping his total over to something like 11-4?
there are other stats, but i probably threw those away in the garbage too (no need to put too much pressure on the guys...)
oh... and good for you moe! screw the M monopolising all the good nicknames.
toffolé! is awesome! i really like tyder also, but damm u now i gotta decided between the two. some of the greatest nicknames are the simplest. absolutely brilliant how you thought of such an obvious one where nobody else did
First I want a Kings of the North T shirt and will pay a fortune or at least 20 bucks for on. Second I got to get some McSplooge off my chest. I can t believe I let him get that close. He wrote of Husquivara as a rusty chain on planet killing two cyle engine. Its on tape. I think McSplooge should be in the room as the wikipecia edition. The current wisdom is we are going to be dummed by Vegas or Colorado. Well Rockey Mountian High that is a battle but if Vegas puts them out its a knife through butter for us. Vegas is like us, no talent, hard working fuckers, but there hard working fuckers have not fucked like our hard working fuckers, so we will out fuck them and meet Tampa. Do you know what a Tampex does it stops the bleeding but it does not prevent blood loss, and we are going to be a big time three period that Tampa cant soak up.
The fuck is wrong with fans in Montreal? Why do they need to turn everything into a goddamn riot? Habs haven't won shit. North Division means nothing. Kings of the North, while a cool moniker, means nothing. Win the cup, then burn your city to the ground if you must. Until then, Habs have won shit. Remember at the end there will be one winner and thirty losers.
Took me a bit to decipher this. Semi finals are based on regular season standings. Top remaining seed vs lowest remaining seed. Habs had fewest points so are 4th seed. Knights/AVS each finished with most points so whichever wins will be 1st seed.
hmmmm... is this another attempt to make MTL's path as difficult as possible?
i dont mind actually, but it would be good to get things going before the boys lose their edge. i do look forward to watching the war thats gonna be TB-BST/NYI
Reading through comments is hilarious and obviously nobody in Toronto knows that the tower is actually owned by the Feds...who happen to be run by a Habs fan at the moment😂
Tonight the #CNTower will be lit red, blue, and white for the @CanadiensMTL who will go on to represent Canada's hope for a 2021 @NHL Stanley Cup! https://t.co/cEqsXqBefZ
Watched Car/TB and now Vgs/Col and it's good hockey but I'm not seeing where the 'Habs will be crushed" narrative is coming from (aside the SFU and it's cult fanbase of course). I see the Habs competing with any of these teams. Won't go as far as to say they will win, but they certainly could win. Whichever team we see I think we will see a great series.
you disappoint me StP. they boys are playing well right now. remember at the beginning of the year somebody asked GQGM about their drop off from the bat out of hell start? what was his response?
I agree with Saint Paddy, I think if Montreal can maintain their current level of play, they can compete with either VGK or Avs. Neither team has met in over a year so there will be a feeling out process I'm sure. All three teams will be watching lots of video of each other. Looking forward to some good hockey.
My high school shop/welding teacher (from Hamilton), was the person who did the last weld at the top of the CN tower. He did it hanging upside down from a helicopter.
First the wretched, putrid leaf and now the shit-stained broonz. So happy to see those those two disgusting franchises eliminated. No more narcos dick sucking or ratface face licking.
Decided to cheer for the Nordique. Simply because I had to look it up, but found out that Vegas is in the Pacific Time Zone. That's 4 hours from here and would result in some very late games on the east coast. Colorado will be bad enough being 3 hours behind but maybe we'd get 10pm starts instead of 11 at least.
So...go Avs!
And again, to the Bruins, in my best Nelson Munce voice and finger point...Ha Ha!
You dont come here for finacial advice, and I am the worst financial adviser ever. I lost a fortune in Nortel, I could have bought beer drank it all and cashed in the cans for more money. Bitcoin is a pet rock
So Habs finish a 7-game series, and two days later start their series against a well-rested (too well?) Winnipeg. Vegas finishes a 6-game series and gets 4 days off, giving the Habs a week off after dispatching Winnipeg. The NHL must be digging up those stats about longer breaks being detrimental to teams. We’ll show ‘em.
dammit. really? they not bumping fwd the start?! this is exactly why i didnt want the boys to sweep the jets! its not fair! and yes... i had in mind that stat you referenced also. this is garbage. another example of the house stacking their odds even more!
And he gives no fucks about the Canadian teams that actually keep his desert team alive in Arizona. There is no reason this series shouldn't be starting Saturday night, but the league gives the Showers extra time AND by starting TB/NYI on Sunday, that gives them the prime Saturday timeslot for their game 4, which all of America will be tuning into, I'm sure...
That tracks. Anyway, the delay might make the difference in a safe larger crowd attending at the Phone Booth, so maybe Geoff pulled some strings, actually.
Q: What do you call 20 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup playoffs? A: The Toronto Maple Leafs.
Q: How do you keep the Maple Leafs out of your yard? A: Put up a goalie net.
Q: What do you call a Toronto Maple Leaf with a Stanley Cup ring? A: Very old or a thief.
Q: What do the Maple Leafs, Argonauts and Blue Jays all have in common besides being based in Toronto? A: None of them can play hockey.
Q: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common? A: They both look good, until they hit the ice!
Q: What's the difference between the Maple Leafs and a cigarette vending machine? A: The vending machine has Players.
Q: What do the Maple Leafs and whales have in common? A: They both get totally confused when surrounded by ice.
Q: How many Maple Leafs does it take to win a Stanley Cup? A: Nobody knows ... And we may never find out!
And finally ...: The last time the Maple Leafs won the Stanley Cup, most of their fans were in diapers. Coincidentally, the next time they win it, those same fans likely will be back in diapers, again!
Can you imagine the leaf compost that would be getting shoved down our throats at every turn if they made it here instead of the Habs. No other sport would exist. You'll be hard pressed in the other hand to find anything Hab related on the 'national' media sites. And you know what? I'm fine with that. Forget about them. Underestimate them. We'll just let their play do the talking for them.
I wonder how much time 'the panel' will spend discussing how Vegas can beat Montreal? I say 75% but moe can time it better than me. I also say cuthurt and simpleton will be cheering on the golden peepees.
I imagine there will be much love for Stone. Honestly, this will not likely be our year, unless Fleury starts feeling his age. I feel Vegas is a tough-D team of a slightly higher grade than us, but "built for the playoffs" like us. Only our depth could save us.
I actually think the Habs can beat Vegas. It will be a very close series as they are two similar built teams. I don't think they can beat Tampa, and not so much because of their forwards but Vasilevsky. Plus their mega defence with two former Habs first round picks, McDonut and CHevy. The Islanders though? Hell yes!
I just watched Captain Fantastic starring noted Habs aficionado Viggo Mortensen on Netflix and highly recommend it. I love when child actors put on amazing performances, and this... wow. It camd out in 2016 and I don't know how I missed it.
We are all giddy but none of us is Getty Lee, so stop singing start thinking of the road we must travel togehher as brothers od tghe 4F no matter what it means, no matter what it meant, we are here together at a hisoric mommment where we do not have an automan as CHoach. We are living with key centers whou would are as like ask your self at 21 how complete where you? I could go intok
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Can't wait to see the next list of predictions by the 'experts'!
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Make me happy (make me happy)
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I did not know Tara Sloan was a Habs fan. She does hide it well trying to be somewhat impartial but I'm sure she is following the Rogers mandate of promoting all things leaf, she has no choice if she wants to keep her job. It's a different story for all those other fucking hacks except for ReBieska who stated way back in January that the Habs were built for the playoffs and the putrid leaf were built for the regular season. I remember he took some flak for that from some members of the SFU but was ultimately proven correct. mclame = dork, hahahrudey = bitter loser, cASSie = sheep, amber = leafool, fridgeman = purple suit moron, stewart = DAR, ReBieksa = Rebel who goes against the leaf flow.
ReplyDeleteAgree 100%.
DeleteAlso, too, who needs a link to the nicknames when theM. knows them all !
New series; new avatar time!
ReplyDeleteRound 1: with the Flower
DeleteRound 2: with le Gros Bill
Round 3: time for the Rocket
(that should spur some goals from Whiskey, not that I'm complaining).
Noice !
DeleteExcellent.
DeleteI'm thinking of grilling some Maple Leaf bologna, maybe throw a little Jet fuel on the charcoal for extra flavour.
ReplyDeletegreat idea. just dont take a golden sh _ _ er after.
Delete(sorry...)
How are we going to guard against Golden Showers in Las Vegas, rubber rooms?
Deletegood catch mrs hogarth...
ReplyDeletei cant find it either, but i remember that cbc graphic and thought it was interesting. i wrote it down on a piece of paper i threw away already.
the stat was the last 5/6 teams who had more than 5/6 days between rounds, all lost their next series.
fwiw... the boys are approaching a record of consecutive minutes played w/o trailing.
fwiw... the boys have now won 7 in a row. something no team has done since some team in 1993 did...
fwiw... TFS has gone 4-0 this yr in elimination games upping his total over to something like 11-4?
there are other stats, but i probably threw those away in the garbage too
(no need to put too much pressure on the guys...)
oh... and good for you moe! screw the M monopolising all the good nicknames.
ReplyDeletetoffolé! is awesome! i really like tyder also, but damm u now i gotta decided between the two. some of the greatest nicknames are the simplest. absolutely brilliant how you thought of such an obvious one where nobody else did
Still not here
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DeleteWe need you bud, especially some CASH its.
DeleteFirst I want a Kings of the North T shirt and will pay a fortune or at least 20 bucks for on.
ReplyDeleteSecond I got to get some McSplooge off my chest. I can t believe I let him get that close. He wrote of Husquivara as a rusty chain on planet killing two cyle engine. Its on tape. I think McSplooge should be in the room as the wikipecia edition.
The current wisdom is we are going to be dummed by Vegas or Colorado. Well Rockey Mountian High that is a battle but if Vegas puts them out its a knife through butter for us. Vegas is like us, no talent, hard working fuckers, but there hard working fuckers have not fucked like our hard working fuckers, so we will out fuck them and meet Tampa. Do you know what a Tampex does it stops the bleeding but it does not prevent blood loss, and we are going to be a big time three period that Tampa cant soak up.
Speaking of Avatars I bured Lego and it kinda broke me. So I am keeping with CHE for now, until my greif over lego goes.
ReplyDeleteThe fuck is wrong with fans in Montreal? Why do they need to turn everything into a goddamn riot? Habs haven't won shit. North Division means nothing. Kings of the North, while a cool moniker, means nothing. Win the cup, then burn your city to the ground if you must. Until then, Habs have won shit. Remember at the end there will be one winner and thirty losers.
ReplyDeleteI’ll never understand those that trash their own city and surroundings.
DeleteBring in some cops.
thats cause you dont live in vcr!
Deletesheeeesh... the stupid comments on this board...
Very good read and recap.
ReplyDeleteI think JT goes easy on the SFU but he’s the only one that does.
https://jacktoddbooks.wordpress.com/2021/06/08/thirteen-days-that-shook-the-north/
whats the logic behing playing LVK/QUE? is it simply to keep NYI/BST vs HFT/TB?
ReplyDeleteLVK/QUE dont belong anywhere else either, but just curious...
Took me a bit to decipher this. Semi finals are based on regular season standings. Top remaining seed vs lowest remaining seed. Habs had fewest points so are 4th seed. Knights/AVS each finished with most points so whichever wins will be 1st seed.
Deletehmmmm... is this another attempt to make MTL's path as difficult as possible?
Deletei dont mind actually, but it would be good to get things going before the boys lose their edge. i do look forward to watching the war thats gonna be TB-BST/NYI
My flawless prediction, we meet Vegas and have a little less conversation and a lot more action and cool then in 5.
ReplyDeleteCN Tower is lit up in bleu/blanc/rouge in support of the Habs and leaf fans are losing their shit. This will never get old.
ReplyDeleteReading through comments is hilarious and obviously nobody in Toronto knows that the tower is actually owned by the Feds...who happen to be run by a Habs fan at the moment😂
DeleteSource? I need to check it out. Anytime somebody fucks over the leaf fan base I need to read about it. Thanks!
DeleteFound it, thanks anyway!
DeleteEpic trolling by JT of the poor leafools.
https://twitter.com/tourcntower/status/1402326590768439299?s=10
DeleteTonight the #CNTower will be lit red, blue, and white for the @CanadiensMTL who will go on to represent Canada's hope for a 2021 @NHL Stanley Cup! https://t.co/cEqsXqBefZ
ReplyDeleteWatched Car/TB and now Vgs/Col and it's good hockey but I'm not seeing where the 'Habs will be crushed" narrative is coming from (aside the SFU and it's cult fanbase of course). I see the Habs competing with any of these teams. Won't go as far as to say they will win, but they certainly could win. Whichever team we see I think we will see a great series.
ReplyDeleteyou disappoint me StP. they boys are playing well right now. remember at the beginning of the year somebody asked GQGM about their drop off from the bat out of hell start? what was his response?
DeleteI'm so sad you're disappointed in me. where did I go wrong 😭
DeleteI agree with Saint Paddy, I think if Montreal can maintain their current level of play, they can compete with either VGK or Avs. Neither team has met in over a year so there will be a feeling out process I'm sure. All three teams will be watching lots of video of each other. Looking forward to some good hockey.
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DeleteAll the best social media leaf fan triggers in one convenient location. Right here on FHF, step right up and enjoy the show!
ReplyDeleteI love it !
DeleteLove the traffic barrel (not a cone) dreaming of being the cup!
ReplyDeleteAnd only tronna would celebrate finishing with most regular season points in a division. I would be embarrassed AF if the Habs did that.
So how much will the NHL fine shitfly™ ?
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DeleteHe says he is a Christian but he walks like a Trump
DeleteCool, true CN tower story.
ReplyDeleteThis'll light up St. Pad's daughter.
My high school shop/welding teacher (from Hamilton), was the person who did the last weld at the top of the CN tower. He did it hanging upside down from a helicopter.
holy crap! wow. it would be even funnier if he welded it crooked or something...
DeleteThat's amazing! Hope he got a picture. Can't see D2 doing that 😂
Deletehttps://www.cntower.ca/en-ca/about-us/history/topping-of-tower.html
DeleteCN tower troll the greatest in history, but who can we thank>?
ReplyDeleteWatCH out inflation is real and its not just flowers for marginal leaf players
ReplyDeleteBroons are done. So much for that final dream. Oh well, see ya.
ReplyDeleteI mean there is a period left. But down 3 and Isles are all over them. Isles look damn good actually.
Deletegary gawley sucking hard on broons balls.
ReplyDeleteI had to mute the game because of him
DeleteBuh bye broons
ReplyDeletehttps://www.nhl.com/news/winnipeg-jets-connor-hellebuyck-sees-positive-future-after-stanley-cup-playoffs-elimination/c-325275712?tid=277548856
ReplyDeleteAn Epitaph for Ratface
ReplyDeleteFirst the wretched, putrid leaf and now the shit-stained broonz. So happy to see those those two disgusting franchises eliminated. No more narcos dick sucking or ratface face licking.
ReplyDeleteDecided to cheer for the Nordique. Simply because I had to look it up, but found out that Vegas is in the Pacific Time Zone. That's 4 hours from here and would result in some very late games on the east coast. Colorado will be bad enough being 3 hours behind but maybe we'd get 10pm starts instead of 11 at least.
ReplyDeleteSo...go Avs!
And again, to the Bruins, in my best Nelson Munce voice and finger point...Ha Ha!
A few new pics
ReplyDeleteIncredible new logo for the Habs new ECHL team in Trois-Rivières.
ReplyDeletejay onrat is a rat.
Seriously if anyone has a link to a Kings of the North T I am buying. French or English French perfererd.
ReplyDeleteYou dont come here for finacial advice, and I am the worst financial adviser ever. I lost a fortune in Nortel, I could have bought beer drank it all and cashed in the cans for more money.
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Bring on the Golden Showers. This may or may not be true, but the girls at CHez pere have been saving their urine just in case we play Vegas.
ReplyDeletenarcos will defile the Rocket Richard trophy with his putrid name but no way is he winning the Hart.
ReplyDeleteNice logo for the ECHL team. Lions in Winter is a good read.
ReplyDeleteI found a lost Seinfeld episode and its spongeworthy.
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Well boys, we're going to Vegas. They've played 13 playoff games. At least they mighg be feeling worn down, but this will be no small challenge.
ReplyDeleteAnd not til Monday, 9 p.m. Eastern. That puts the first home game Friday, the 18th.
DeleteIt may not be quite the battle of Stirling Bridge, but we are the biggest underdogs in NHL history, lets make some, get some.
ReplyDeleteFuck the NHL start times
So Habs finish a 7-game series, and two days later start their series against a well-rested (too well?) Winnipeg. Vegas finishes a 6-game series and gets 4 days off, giving the Habs a week off after dispatching Winnipeg. The NHL must be digging up those stats about longer breaks being detrimental to teams. We’ll show ‘em.
ReplyDeletedammit. really? they not bumping fwd the start?! this is exactly why i didnt want the boys to sweep the jets! its not fair! and yes... i had in mind that stat you referenced also. this is garbage. another example of the house stacking their odds even more!
DeleteSilver Birch Express well well well
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Gary is doing his best to get the Golden Showers a Cup. I think he promised Polin 5 years to get one.
ReplyDeleteAnd he gives no fucks about the Canadian teams that actually keep his desert team alive in Arizona. There is no reason this series shouldn't be starting Saturday night, but the league gives the Showers extra time AND by starting TB/NYI on Sunday, that gives them the prime Saturday timeslot for their game 4, which all of America will be tuning into, I'm sure...
DeleteIf the leaf were in, you know damn well Rogers would have pulled a few (purse) strings to be sure they played Saturday. No question.
DeleteThat tracks. Anyway, the delay might make the difference in a safe larger crowd attending at the Phone Booth, so maybe Geoff pulled some strings, actually.
Deletegreat job SiM. way to be the lone optimist on this pandemicbatshxxxxcrazytrain.
Deletelove the counterspiracy theory. well done spin master!
I dont want to be Debbie does not do Dallas, but we are in a porn shutdown situation.
DeleteOne thing you got to know , the pissers put on their skates one at a time and they tie the laces.
ReplyDeleteQ: What do you call 20 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup playoffs?
ReplyDeleteA: The Toronto Maple Leafs.
Q: How do you keep the Maple Leafs out of your yard?
A: Put up a goalie net.
Q: What do you call a Toronto Maple Leaf with a Stanley Cup ring?
A: Very old or a thief.
Q: What do the Maple Leafs, Argonauts and Blue Jays all have in common besides being based in Toronto?
A: None of them can play hockey.
Q: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
A: They both look good, until they hit the ice!
Q: What's the difference between the Maple Leafs and a cigarette vending machine?
A: The vending machine has Players.
Q: What do the Maple Leafs and whales have in common?
A: They both get totally confused when surrounded by ice.
Q: How many Maple Leafs does it take to win a Stanley Cup?
A: Nobody knows ... And we may never find out!
And finally ...: The last time the Maple Leafs won the Stanley Cup, most of their fans were in diapers.
Coincidentally, the next time they win it, those same fans likely will be back in diapers, again!
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DeleteCan you imagine the leaf compost that would be getting shoved down our throats at every turn if they made it here instead of the Habs. No other sport would exist. You'll be hard pressed in the other hand to find anything Hab related on the 'national' media sites.
ReplyDeleteAnd you know what? I'm fine with that. Forget about them. Underestimate them. We'll just let their play do the talking for them.
I wonder how much time 'the panel' will spend discussing how Vegas can beat Montreal? I say 75% but moe can time it better than me. I also say cuthurt and simpleton will be cheering on the golden peepees.
DeleteI imagine there will be much love for Stone. Honestly, this will not likely be our year, unless Fleury starts feeling his age. I feel Vegas is a tough-D team of a slightly higher grade than us, but "built for the playoffs" like us. Only our depth could save us.
DeleteI actually think the Habs can beat Vegas. It will be a very close series as they are two similar built teams. I don't think they can beat Tampa, and not so much because of their forwards but Vasilevsky. Plus their mega defence with two former Habs first round picks, McDonut and CHevy. The Islanders though? Hell yes!
DeleteNon-hockey entertainment alert!
ReplyDeleteI just watched Captain Fantastic starring noted Habs aficionado Viggo Mortensen on Netflix and highly recommend it. I love when child actors put on amazing performances, and this... wow. It camd out in 2016 and I don't know how I missed it.
Looks good, I was worried it was an Elton John Musical
DeleteGreat movie indeed. True about the kids. It was the oldest boy I think that played the starring role in the amazing WW1 pic 1917 also.
DeletePersonally, I think this year's Cup winner will be either the Vegas Golden Garys or the Tampa Bay Bettman, because that's what he wants.
ReplyDeleteI've often said a Canadian team will never win as long as he is commissioner.
We are all giddy but none of us is Getty Lee, so stop singing start thinking of the road we must travel togehher as brothers od tghe 4F no matter what it means, no matter what it meant, we are here together
ReplyDeleteat a hisoric mommment where we do not have an automan as CHoach. We are living with key centers whou would are as like ask your self at 21 how complete where you? I could go intok
What could I possibly add, well the thought I coud add nothing, and the it would be zero, but not so imporant that anyone would care Go Hab Go
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